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ESmorz
02-10-2009, 01:38 AM
DJ Khaled was in a low speed suicide fueled police chase tonight.

Or at least people think it's him. No confirmed word yet.

http://llnw.image.cbslocal.com/18/2009/02/10/320x240/Bentley_Police_Chase_20090209.jpg

http://seanpercival.s3.amazonaws.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/3268272141_8cefbf33481.jpg

Live video: Police engaged in low-speed pursuit (http://abclocal.go.com/kfsn/livenow?id=6650234#)

:cops:

In other news, Spencer Pratt was just on Jay Leno along with his stupid whore of a fiancee whatever her name is. I want to Liam Neeson chop him in the dick.
DataXUnknown
02-10-2009, 01:40 AM
"DEEEEJAAAAAY KHAAAALLLEED......WEE TAKINNN OVVVVAAA, WHO? WEE N***AAAAAAA, WEE DA BESTTT, WE TAKIN OVAAAAA! IM SO HOOD REMIX. LIIIISTEEENNNNNNN"

thats all I ever think of when I hear of DJ khaled.
Bubbles
02-10-2009, 01:46 AM
In other news, Spencer Pratt was just on Jay Leno along with his stupid whore of a fiancee whatever her name is.


You have to let me know this stuff.

I could have saved 2 of my bombs.
rainier
02-10-2009, 01:47 AM
i've been watching for a while now cause theres nothing else on except an old family guy
articdragon192
02-10-2009, 01:47 AM
Wow, they just boxed him in. BTW, the KCAL CBS live feed sucks balls.
rainier
02-10-2009, 01:57 AM
DJ khalid kileed himself.

he da best
articdragon192
02-10-2009, 01:57 AM
Wow crazy. Done.
midnightouge
02-10-2009, 01:58 AM
Looks like it's over, I'm guessing he shot himself cause the cops were just walking around now and he's still in the car.
HyperTek
02-10-2009, 02:09 AM
link dont work.. is it really khaled? man dont get my hopes up... hes always holdin umbrellas for the rappers in his videos like hes their btch lol
HyperTek
02-10-2009, 02:15 AM
Speeding Suspect Leads Police On Chase In Burbank - cbs2.com (http://cbs2.com/local/car.chase.pursuit.2.931152.html)

so no real confirmation but a google search and alot of people on the net are convinced its him...
alindeman1989
02-10-2009, 02:15 AM
man finally hes gone. Couldnt stand that bastered.
inertiadrft
02-10-2009, 02:20 AM
Oh snaps! he killed himself!?!?!? crazy...
jrocslider
02-10-2009, 02:23 AM
Speeding Suspect Leads Police On Chase In Burbank - cbs2.com (http://cbs2.com/local/car.chase.pursuit.2.931152.html)

so no real confirmation but a google search and alot of people on the net are convinced its him...

Speeding Suspect Leads Police On Chase In Burbank
BURBANK (CBS) ―

A solo driver of a small red Mitsubishi Eclipse car was taken into custody after a long chase which ended in a collision with a parked pickup truck near the Burbank Airport Monday.

clearly not the same car chase man. wrong link
atom
02-10-2009, 02:24 AM
D9g2szHsoz0

LOL life imitating art.
HyperTek
02-10-2009, 02:26 AM
Speeding Suspect Leads Police On Chase In Burbank
BURBANK (CBS) ―

A solo driver of a small red Mitsubishi Eclipse car was taken into custody after a long chase which ended in a collision with a parked pickup truck near the Burbank Airport Monday.

clearly not the same car chase man. wrong link




hahha opps.. i musta hit hte wrong one lmao
but i did see the clip on there

atom i know man, shits annoying, the producer/dj should be shouting on a dam song lol.. the rappers should be doin it for him lol
LifePlazaCircuit
02-10-2009, 02:28 AM
YouTube - Dj Khaled ft Rick Ross - We da best remix lol/ Kobe trys to jump over a limo - BYOB ENT (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeUJHiPs-z8)

wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii 25 sec+
atom
02-10-2009, 02:35 AM
Dude is like a newer, more annoying version of Diddy.

I don't think it's him though. At first they thought it was Chris Brown, then it was Khaled LOL. It's just random people calling into the news stations talkin BS without knowing the facts.
HyperTek
02-10-2009, 02:43 AM
lol ive grown to accept diddy, he had alot of good artists under his label at one point and a few classic hip hop jams came from badboy imo.
tamiya_s2000
02-10-2009, 02:47 AM
w00t time for some tmz
ESmorz
02-10-2009, 02:49 AM
I wish people who wanted to kill themselves had something equal to rollover minutes.

They could sell them at garage sales and make a *killing*

:rimshot:
TravisSW
02-10-2009, 02:51 AM
wtf is Dj Khaled?

Welp, guess he didn't have any talent because I never heard of him! :D
lol
RicerX
02-10-2009, 02:56 AM
I wish people who wanted to kill themselves had something equal to rollover minutes.

They could sell them at garage sales and make a *killing*

:rimshot:


:barfkiss:Will you be here all week
jrocslider
02-10-2009, 02:59 AM
w00t time for some tmz

nothing yet. just chris brown and rihanna drama.
ESmorz
02-10-2009, 03:03 AM
:barfkiss:Will you be here all week

You should be so lucky.

:(
HyperTek
02-10-2009, 03:04 AM
here we go
YouTube - Bentley Car Chase... Is it Chris Brown or DJ khaled Part 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHr46B7plk4)
RicerX
02-10-2009, 03:05 AM
Don't pull a khaled

:wan:
soreballz
02-10-2009, 03:09 AM
MySpace.com Blogs - ****** OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE **** - DJ KHALED MySpace Blog (http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=39889249&blogID=469804823)
HyperTek
02-10-2009, 03:14 AM
ahhh damm =(
RicerX
02-10-2009, 03:17 AM
why was that posted on sat 24, 2009

DJ khaled has a flux capacitor
soreballz
02-10-2009, 03:26 AM
^LOL, I didn't even notice that... Perhaps he was supposedly in another chase a few weeks ago.

Who knows, who cares?
ESmorz
02-10-2009, 04:13 AM
The plot thickens.

In more unrelated news. Judah Friedlander was on Conan. That dude could not be more unfunny. Maybe dead Bentley guy came from the taping of that show... (slightly related)
BustedS13
02-10-2009, 04:16 AM
mtv was on the other day and his episode of Cribs came on. it was the lamest cribs ep ever, some cookie cutter mcmansion

i don't know the music but his house was gay
ESmorz
02-10-2009, 04:18 AM
Why hell the hell are you awake?

Go take a few baby asprin and some M&M's and go to sleep.
BustedS13
02-10-2009, 04:24 AM
Why hell the hell are you awake?

Go take a few baby asprin and some M&M's and go to sleep.

went to this bar that has 70 different varieties of beer. cans only. during happy hour

drank 8 cans of colt 45 @ 75 cents each

came home, poured some oil on the fire pit and started up a little bonfire

had some PBR's

fell asleep about 11pm, woke up 4am

it's been 70 degrees lately, usually it's like 30 this time of year

LET ME HAVE MY FUN
S14Josh
02-10-2009, 04:25 AM
There's been so many accusations of who was driving the car. We'll find out soon enough though.


I turned on the live feed apparently right as whoever it was committed suicide. Crazy
ESmorz
02-10-2009, 04:26 AM
went to this bar that has 70 different varieties of beer. cans only. during happy hour

drank 8 cans of colt 45 @ 75 cents each

came home, poured some oil on the fire pit and started up a little bonfire

had some PBR's

fell asleep about 11pm, woke up 4am

it's been 70 degrees lately, usually it's like 30 this time of year

LET ME HAVE MY FUN

It's been cold as shit and rainy. I almost got stuck in mud. I was mobbin way to hard brah.

Any screen caps of suicide guy suiciding?
S14Josh
02-10-2009, 05:02 AM
Not sure, that would be pretty nuts.

Apparently reports are now stating that the driver was a Pakistani business man...
DataXUnknown
02-10-2009, 05:06 AM
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-bentley-pursuit11-2009feb11,0,7473572.story

Yeah, Pakistani business dude shot himself...

back to sleep.
¹²³Klan™
02-10-2009, 05:10 AM
http://i42.tinypic.com/27zm5jd.jpg

they got the wrong guy.


http://i42.tinypic.com/oqhvfr.gif
Phlip
02-10-2009, 06:17 AM
More info, with footage
Chris Brown Car Chase? LAPD Says 'No' | NowPublic News Coverage (http://www.nowpublic.com/world/chris-brown-car-chase-lapd-says-no)
stiizy
02-10-2009, 07:37 AM
Damn ......

Wonder why he did it??

idk.....


But he definitely wasn't the best at anything
Phlip
02-10-2009, 07:46 AM
DJ Khaled was at his best in the movie Shottas, where he had a non-speaking part for about 3 minutes standing next to Wyclef Jean.
palmdale_mob
02-10-2009, 08:00 AM
So did Khaled really kill himself?
stiizy
02-10-2009, 08:01 AM
Edit: Khaled released this

Just to be clear I am in Miami, FL working on Rick Ross'
album, Deeper Than Rap. I am not in LA where there are reports that I have been
in a police chase. These reports are completely false and unfounded. DJ Khaled
S14Josh
02-10-2009, 08:07 AM
No he did not kill himself.


It just happened to be a dude who looked similar to him.
Matej
02-10-2009, 08:48 AM
One can only wish.

Someday I hope to live in a world where we don't hear "WE THE BEST!" in front of songs.
Otto347
02-10-2009, 09:31 AM
fuck that "DJ"
YouTube - Dj Revolution - The Dj feat KRS-ONE - (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrdr1TT7W94)
listen to this /thread
stiizy
02-10-2009, 09:37 AM
fuck that "DJ"
YouTube - Dj Revolution - The Dj feat KRS-ONE - (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrdr1TT7W94)
listen to this /thread

That's a sick track, makes me feel like i'm in Jr high again the way he flows..
Dirty Habit
02-10-2009, 10:18 AM
Well that sucks. More shitty music to be released!
MisawaJason
02-10-2009, 11:32 AM
life must be sooo bad when you're rockin a benltey. I feel his pain
Otto347
02-10-2009, 11:50 AM
That's a sick track, makes me feel like i'm in Jr high again the way he flows..Yup I remember the first time I heard KRS One was in jr high. Shit was dope......DJ's/MC's nowadays (with the exception of a few) fucking blow hard.

I love the lyric "you dont yell your name over other rappers lyrics"