so i called in sick

[BustedS13]

now what should i do? i've compiled a short list of chores but i'll still have many hours free.

[Felipe]

and you did this because...

[BustedS13]

biweekly state of the company meeting. it's like two hours of hell.

[stiizy]

Oh i opened this thinking " i called in sick and they told me not to come back" haha..

Do your chores and just kick back bro...

Open a beer

[Fries]

Masturbate!

I was scared you were going to say they fired you.

[Jimmy Up]

make captain crunch chicken strips.




/thread



:trogdor::trogdor:BOOM!!!!!:trogdor::trogdor:

[Kn1ves]

http://z.about.com/d/healing/1/0/2/y/palm_love.jpg

I believe you know what to do.

[BustedS13]

http://z.about.com/d/healing/1/0/2/y/palm_love.jpg

I believe you know what to do.




:trogdor::trogdor:BOOM!!!!!:trogdor::trogdor:

i was thinking chinese for lunch, but maybe i'll make the capn happen for dinner. and yeah, it's already past noon, i should get drinking

http://www.thebeerinme.com/e107_images/newspost_images/schlitz_040808_big.jpg


nom nom nom

[Jimmy Up]

have fun buddy

[LeftNutOfGowd]

Masturbate!

Same goes for me

[BustedS13]

official feb2 2k9 sick day playlist

-buy bread
-get chinese food
-work out (ugh)
-trim mustache
-poop
-clean bedroom
-paint dresser
-organize 70's/80's/90's Playboy collection in the basement Man Zone ("it's like masturbating in a time machine")
-cap'n crunch chicken strips

[stiizy]

official feb2 2k9 sick day playlist

-buy bread
-get chinese food
-work out (ugh)
-trim mustache
-poop
-clean bedroom
-paint dresser
-organize 70's/80's/90's Playboy collection in the basement Man Zone ("it's like masturbating in a time machine")
-cap'n crunch chicken strips

fixed buddy.....................

[S14TEENZ]

watch Clerks 1 and 2...

[Felipe]

biweekly state of the company meeting. it's like two hours of hell.
http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u39/AdelleLaudan/1patback.jpg

i would too my friend... i would too....

http://z.about.com/d/healing/1/0/2/y/palm_love.jpg



why does the hand have 3 red lines on the right?

[BustedS13]

fixed buddy.....................

augh

i wonder if i'll get any checks back because of that :/

i might watch Clerks, but Clerks 2... bleh. something bad has happened to Kevin Smith.

[Matej]

why does the hand have 3 red lines on the right?
Herpes.http://thisimagedoesntexist.com

[Otto347]

Clerks.........

"You guys seen any balls down there?"
"Biggest pair you ever seen!"
:bowrofl:

[LeftNutOfGowd]

watch Clerks 1 and 2...

Watch Grandma Boy too lol

"HOW DID HE SEE ME"

[BustedS13]

Clerks.........

"You guys seen any balls down there?"
"Biggest pair you ever seen!"
:bowrofl:


"my girlfriend sucked 37 dicks."
"in a row?"

[shmiddy]

work on your car???.....................

[JayDee M Rolly]

sit on your hand till its numb, you know what to do afterwards.

[BustedS13]

work on your car???.....................

i need a sheet of plywood to take the next step with the interior project, and i don't really feel like going to home depot today... and i REALLY don't want to work on the suspension until it's nice enough to open the garage door, it's just too cold on the concrete


sit on your hand till its numb, you know what to do afterwards.

It's like a little boy's nursery school I've come upon here.

[Matej]

sit on your hand till its numb, you know what to do afterwards.
Flush?http://whoaapicture.com

[Jimmy Up]

If you go through with the "Captain Crunch Bustah Strips" take some pics of that finished product. The world needs to know whats up

[BustedS13]

-mustache trimmed
-pooped

remaining

-buy bread
-get chinese food
-work out (ugh)
-clean bedroom
-paint dresser
-organize 70's/80's/90's Playboy collection in the basement Man Zone ("it's like masturbating in a time machine")
-cap'n crunch chicken strips

time to:

-organize playboys
-get bread
-chinese food

[Matej]

What if your boss surfs Zilvia?

[S14TEENZ]

" fuck my yankee blue jeans"
" BERSERKER"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the whole movie will be quoted on this thread soon..

[Kn1ves]

What if your boss surfs Zilvia?

/in before epic

[DUFFM4N]

"my girlfriend sucked 37 dicks."
"in a row?"

"try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot"

*guys walks towards her*

"hey, hey you back here"

[shmiddy]

what the hell are cap'n crunch chicken strips????? lol

[andmattsayd]

sit on your hand till its numb, you know what to do afterwards.

i like to call that a "STRANGER"
:fruit:

[Jimmy Up]

what the hell are cap'n crunch chicken strips????? lol


http://zilvia.net/f/off-topic-chat/229677-cereal-wooo-2.html

Scroll down buddy

[Flicktitty]

i hear ya on the capt. crunch.....but where the fuck do you cali guys get chicken strips in there? i was trying to think of a way you mash up the capt. crunch and put it on chicken strips...lol

i gotta go get some sleep, i was up till 4am got up at 8.........ugh

[ANVIL]

wanted to call in so bad today. got lots of shit, mostly cleaning to do around the house. but inventory is today... and the whole shop is at standstill if i dont do that every 1st workday of the month.... so yeah.. couldnt today. probablly next monday though, so i can watch my son instead of sending him to the sitters

[1QUICK4]

I'm still not getting why the hand has 3 lines on it

[BustedS13]

-mustache trimmed
-pooped
-bread bought
-chinese food ate
-playboys organized

remaining

-work out (ugh)
-clean bedroom
-paint dresser
-cap'n crunch chicken strips

hmm

[Jimmy Up]

GET MOVIN BROTHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


-mike

[stiizy]

-mustache trimmed
-pooped
-bread bought
-chinese food ate
-playboys organized

remaining

-work out (ugh)-- I'd be too lazy
-clean bedroom-- Would do
-paint dresser-- Save for another time
-cap'n crunch chicken strips-- Fuck yeah i'd make em..

hmm

how i would handle it hahaha

[Jimmy Up]

-mustache trimmed
-pooped
-bread bought
-chinese food ate
-playboys organized

remaining

-work out (ugh)
-clean bedroom
-paint dresser
-cap'n crunch Bustah strips

hmm


ALSO- Fixed the last one for ya

[Otto347]

C'MON!

blahblahblah

[wheresthaboost?]

If you go through with the "Captain Crunch Bustah Strips" take some pics of that finished product. The world needs to know whats up

anybody wanna cosign this concoction so i can make it for dinner?..

[DALAZ_68]

i took my day off today aswell
cant get shit done during the week cuz of work

wihtout leaving my room i
got ups to pick up some damaged goods
got a tow truck to come pick up the car i sold
payed my bills
uploaded pics from this weekends good time

i did have ot leave my room to poop though :ghey:

[shmiddy]

http://zilvia.net/f/off-topic-chat/229677-cereal-wooo-2.html

Scroll down buddy


BEAST!!! :bowrofl:

[ANVIL]

fought the urge again today. posting from work ;)

[Flicktitty]

fought the urge again today. posting from work ;)
fight the power!:trogdor:

[DALAZ_68]

fought the urge again today. posting from work ;)
i did too, even though im sick as a dog right now...one day im not here...shit piles up on my desk horribly, atleast i knoe they need me :wiggle:

















i feel like crap though :rimshot:

[BustedS13]

-mustache trimmed
-pooped
-bread bought
-chinese food ate
-playboys organized
-painted dresser
-worked out

did not clean bedroom
had sushi for dinner instead of bustah strips :/

some day

[Otto347]

-mustache trimmed
-pooped
-bread bought
-chinese food ate
-playboys organized
-painted dresser
-worked out

did not clean bedroom
had sushi for dinner instead of bustah strips :/

some daysushi! Salmon Sashimi!!!

[BustedS13]

sushi! Salmon Sashimi!!!

california roll
cucumber roll

nigiri:
2x unagi
2x fatty tuna
2x red snapper
2x tako

+miso

NOM NOM NOM

[Otto347]

california roll
cucumber roll

nigiri:
2x unagi
2x fatty tuna
2x red snapper
2x tako

+miso

NOM NOM NOM
http://smiliesftw.com/x/yumyum.gif (http://smiliesftw.com)

[Jimmy Up]

no capncrunchbustahstrips????


:trogdor::trogdor:YOU LOSE:trogdor::trogdor:

[zylvia213]

I got level 1 at work for using up my sick time last december. Now i gota chill for a whole year and not call in sick unless i have a doctors note.

Enjoy your day off work bro....these days go by really fast so fast that you'll say to yourself shit should have just gone to work cause you ended up doing nothing.

[HyperTek]

^this whole last year went by fast.. i sat unemployed at home waiting to get a job.. I could have went to school and been halfway through a degree by now :Owned:

last week i started a temp job for data entry *shit sucks*, but the employement agency called me and was like "we need someone for this, its 1 week"... i figured i havent worked in a while so I took it til they let me know of a better position... worked thursday friday and monday.

I drive out there today, and get told by someone there to call the employment agency.. Well i call them "we left messages for you last night, they no longer need you"... ugh.. lies.. i never received any calls last night, no messages, they said they left voice mails, i checked and no messages.. So i left.

Im in a crappy mood right now.. it took me like 30 minutes to drive to that job too.. so the lil money ill get will be mostly for the dam gas.

[lflkajfj12123]

why don't you just go back to school and stop wasting your time

internships probably pay better than what you're getting at those stupid jobs