Tool Academy

[theronin]

lol anyone else watch this show?


my moneys on Matsuflex to win it all.


discuss:

[s13silady]

this show is funny as hell.

and yes. i agree with your decision.

[stiizy]

What channel i saw the first episode but forgot what channel it was on was it VH1 or E!

[Otto347]

Naked Tool! The first episode was fucking classic!

I dont know about him winning, they must have a lot of dirt on those guys. And they are waiting for the right moment (when the girl trust them again) then they watch another video with the guys fucking off :bowrofl::bowrofl: god this show is great

[theronin]

yeah its on vh1

hilarious!

[ANVIL]

im kinda embarassed that i watch this show but its funny as hell, especially the first episode, MR AWESOME contest LOL

[mkiv98]

haha welcome to tool academy

"what the fuck bro?!"

[karl wasabi]

haha. I guess I caught it at a bad time. I saw the episode where they were all talking to their girlfriends and telling them all of their insecurities. I was like, this is boring. I don't want to see a bunch of bros crying. I watched Dumb & Dumber instead. haha.

[bboyoracle]

Fucking Sean should have been kicked out a long time ago. >_<!!!!!!!!!!!!

[eastcoastS14]

Fuck you tool academy!

[theronin]

haha. I guess I caught it at a bad time. I saw the episode where they were all talking to their girlfriends and telling them all of their insecurities. I was like, this is boring. I don't want to see a bunch of bros crying. I watched Dumb & Dumber instead. haha.

you wanna see some shit? look up the first episode. the guys thought they were being up for Mr. Awesome so they are braggin about all these girls they get and shit. and then they get to sit there and watch the video with their girl sitting right next to them. CLASSIC!

[karl wasabi]

you wanna see some shit? look up the first episode. the guys thought they were being up for Mr. Awesome so they are braggin about all these girls they get and shit. and then they get to sit there and watch the video with their girl sitting right next to them. CLASSIC!

LMAO. That sounds pretty awesome. I'll have to look that up. :D

[BBSilvia]

haha yea the show is pretty funny and i agree with matsuflex

[Otto347]

lol on the first episode after the girls came in and the dude in the back just kept saying "OH FUCK" :bowrofl::bowrofl::w00t:

[YoungGun]

YES I love this show!!!

I agree matsuflex is gonna take it all.

I can't wait till next week, one of the dudes girls gets him expelled.

[YoungGun]

haha welcome to tool academy

"what the fuck bro?!"
I lol'd so hard at this.

[OfourTHREEfive]

I love this show, and I HATE realityshows.

Matsuflex.

[theronin]

doesnt hurt that matsu's girl is SMOKIN HOT!!!

[Phlip]

I WANTED to hate this show like I do all the other VH1 reality shows I, for some reason, NOT stop watching...
However, knowing what the show would be about, I COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING when they got the guys to the house and they were dancing around like a bunch of bundles of twigs, talking about "spiky black hair," "man panties" and "the booty pop," screaming some shit about "Mr. Awesome."
I knew I was in for a good one... The premise of the show is GREAT.
I disagree with you guys though, I am still unsure that Matsuflex will win, seeing as how he is still remorselessly immature and doesn't seem to be getting any better about it.

[LeftNutOfGowd]

IDK I watch it sometime with my girl but I myself don't believe anything that comes out on VH1 or MTV to be reality like the Brett Michaels show and I love Money or shows like Date My Mom or Next. I found them to be so FAKE

Plus how in the F can you be with someone for three months and not know that his been with someone for 6 years I find that to be such bull shit

[Phlip]

IDK I watch it sometime with my girl but I myself don't believe anything that comes out on VH1 or MTV to be reality like the Brett Michaels show and I love Money or shows like Date My Mom or Next. I found them to be so FAKE

Plus how in the F can you be with someone for three months and not know that his been with someone for 6 years I find that to be such bull shit

That is why I use the quotation marks for effect.
"Reality" TV is not real, but people acting like their fucked up lives are our reality... I rather enjoy my fucked up life in comparison, just wish that I could eek some TV money out of it.

[S14TEENZ]

Matsuflex takes it..
hes actually trying to win then he is most likey gonna drop the chick after he hits it...

[Otto347]

Matsuflex takes it..
hes actually trying to win then he is most likey gonna drop the chick after he hits it...That would be the shit! but his girl is pretty hot

[theronin]

That would be the shit! but his girl is pretty hot

pretty hot? you can say that again.

[allntrlundrgrnd]

lol im watching it right now

[Twinchy]

im going for loudmouth to win.. plus im sooo down for his girlfriend she is hot

[theronin]

yeah i really didnt think sean would come this far so fast. i really had him as one of the first out. but now not so much. his breakthrough in being honest with his gf was monumental imo. however the fact that he keeps getting into it with MEGA gives me doubts. my moneys still on Matsuflex unless something epic happens. and in the previews for next week someones gf gets them sent home, who knows could be his.

[YoungGun]

Tonight was pretty badass.

I don't think it was right for sean to be blamed for what everyone else was thinking about mega, he was just man enough to approach him about it.

Next week is gonna be intense!! dude from valencia starts popping pills.

[Otto347]

Lol Tommy looked like a complete tool last night!

"we dont talk about that stuff in public, what we do behind closed doors is our business"

:rofl: and when that sex ed teacher put the realistic vagina in front of him :rofl:

[Phlip]

Shawn reminds me of a character who doesn't quite know how to make the distinction between being on an internet forum and the real world...
Think like this, but without bothering to be on the internet:
http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2004/20040319h.jpg
I am shocked that he made it this long.

[90hatchie]

i watched one full episode and couldnt stop laughing threw most of it

[93 Sr Hatch]

lol i got a freind that looks just like Tiny tool!!!

[phillofdfuture]

hahah i love this show...watch it with my girl friend...my favorite was sean...to bad hes gone now ....josh is gonna win it

[Otto347]

lol I think josh is going to win also. But what the hell was with the last guy to get kicked off? Does he not know everything he did was broadcast on NATIONAL TELEVISION for fucks sake? He looked like a complete and udder TOOL! :rofl:

[Phlip]

lol I think josh is going to win also. But what the hell was with the last guy to get kicked off? Does he not know everything he did was broadcast on NATIONAL TELEVISION for fucks sake? He looked like a complete and udder TOOL! :rofl:

Not to mention there were ENTIRELY too many "bros" per minute in his little rants... I won't even get into the hair thing either.
His girlfriend was a fucking tool too, considering the fact that she is not very attractive.

[DCP94]

lol I think loud mouth is deff. a good name for him. Every show it seemed like he had something to say about everyone else's relationship except for his own except that it was perfect. Imo his relationship was the most screwed up because he came with a diff girl correct? and then he was like oh no when the girl hes been 'dating' for 6 years walked in

[DCP94]

but this show deff. keeps me entertained when im watching it..is there going to be a season 2 or anything because i didn't really start watching until midway through

[Otto347]

but this show deff. keeps me entertained when im watching it..is there going to be a season 2 or anything because i didn't really start watching until midway throughIt looks like it, they did an advertisement twords the end of the show. I dont think it will be as good as the first season. Kinda like the real world, first 2 or 3 seasons were good then it turned into the "omg im on tv what wild shit can I do for attention" show......I guess we'll see

[theronin]

im still pullin for matsuflex. but i think that tiny tool will prob win it.

[DCP94]

im still pullin for matsuflex. but i think that tiny tool will prob win it.

i don't know man tiny tool seems to have a temper, my money is on matsuflex at the moment

[Phlip]

i don't know man tiny tool seems to have a temper, my money is on matsuflex at the moment

No, see Matsuflex has been lucky that everyone else has been fucking up worse than him and getting eliminated. He is still VERY self-centered and everything is turned back to himself on some I/me/my shit. He is still the same motherfucker he came in as in my opinion.
The fact remains that the other kid is making progress, and it will take a MAJOR fuckup next week to blow it for him.

Also - VH1 loves part 2s to this shit, so there will likely be something similar coming soon.
It won't be EXACTLY the same, but something is coming.

[Phlip]

Looks like I called it.
Matsuflex was acting the whole time, especially the last couple episodes and only made it to the final as a lesser-of-evils, but apparently that was not enough to put him over.
Although, just before the painting of the fence at the beginning of tonight's episode, I noticed the plump roundness of his girl's ass and I liked it.
Josh wins, then proposes and marries his girlfriend, all in the closing 12 minutes of the show.

[Otto347]

Yes lol I knew Josh would win! :rofl: did anyone hear him say "playing the harpoon" to the guy playing the harp :rofl:

[theronin]

complete bullshit, my boy matsu shoulda won it all. lol, tiny tool did do well, however i felt he was the least out of all the tools on the show.

[LeftNutOfGowd]

vh1 shows are all fake there is no such thing as reality tv anymore










that is all.........

[Phlip]

vh1 shows are all fake there is no such thing as reality tv anymore










that is all.........

Doesn't make it any less entertaining.



The reunion show next week will be EXTRA entertaining, I am hoping for a fight or 3.

[Otto347]

Doesn't make it any less entertaining.



The reunion show next week will be EXTRA entertaining, I am hoping for a fight or 3.Yes! Should be super entertaining!

[Twinchy]

Yes lol I knew Josh would win! :rofl: did anyone hear him say "playing the harpoon" to the guy playing the harp :rofl:

haha i heard that part when he said the harpoon.. i was like wtf harppon??? haha

i cant wait for the reunion i wonder if sean will kick tiny tools butt for calling his girl a hooker haha

[YoungGun]

Sean will be like "WTF BRO!!!" and then smash josh.

Oh I was bummed that matsuflex didn't win.

[Otto347]

:rofl: did anyone just watch the reunion special? :bowrofl: that was the most entertaining episode of the show!!!

[DCP94]

Did anybody else watch this? I thought it was funny Loud Mouth is the biggest tool ever haha what did you guys think? I love this show

[Phlip]

Repost merged to original...

Yes, I watched and I thought it was hilarious, even more funny when you could basically tell how little it actually did for anyone involved.
In for season two, since everything else on TV fucking sucks.

[DCP94]

lol all good.. yea it seemed like nobody gave a sh*t they were still the same people except matsuflex he seemed like he changed the most since he has his shirt on the whole show
Loud Mouth is horrible he lost both his girls and now he got's a baby mama that don't even want him to help at all lol

[theronin]

im massive and im insane bro... lol best line ever.

[Phlip]

Season 2 bump...

I know I'm late, but has anyone been watching this season?
It has actually been quite entertaining to watch, what with all the "Tool Academy Firsts," someone getting broken up with, mutinies, fights between the girlfriends and all that good stuff.
I think I like this show, lol.

[theronin]

i think tyler aka tattoo tool will win. this season was meh though. woulda loved it if they brought matsuflex and loudmouth tool aka Sean back for mentoring or something to do with the challenges. that woulda been key.

[Otto347]

Yeah the first guy to go was hilarious! "um just bring the car over here and pick me up" :rofl::rofl:

That Charm guy should have been gone long ago.

Parents episode will be so good!