..........in your sleep.

[illvialuver]

Ok a few days ago I woke myself up laughing, but it was such a good laugh, the kinda laugh you see potheads do for no reason after they light up. My gf could not stop laughing at me cause she said I was smiling like a retard and then I started laughing. So I thought damn, that's a first, or is it? I bet someone on zilvia cooks in their sleep, drives in their sleep and crashes into cars, talks, walks or laughs in their sleep.


Has anything like this ever happened to anyone else.

Upon recalling my dream all I could remember is that I was on a boat with a bunch of girls and Will Farrell and Seth Rogan were wearing weird swimsuits and have an argument/fight involving food like bananas. Sounds retarded but that's all I remember.

I used to walk and sometimes talk in my sleep, so this is not too surprising, just never thought it was possible.

[F3600]

you're not alone .. Its very fun to woke up laughing like that.. I love it :)

[TiNMAN]

In 1992, the Supreme Court of Canada upheld the acquittal of Kenneth Parks, who said he was sleepwalking when he drove 23 kilometres, stabbed his mother-in-law to death and seriously injured his father-in-law.

Parks was a 23-year-old Toronto man with a wife and infant daughter. He suffered from severe insomnia, the result of joblessness and gambling debts. He turned himself in to police after the deed, saying "I think I have killed some people.…"

At his trial, Parks said he could not remember anything about the murder and assault. A team of defence experts — psychiatrists, a psychologist, a neurologist and a sleep specialist — testified that Parks was "asleep" during the attack and therefore unaware of his actions.

On May 25, 1988, the jury rendered a verdict of not guilty on both the first-degree murder and attempted murder charges. The government appealed the decision and the top court upheld the acquittals.


pretty nutty

[JRas]

BOATS AND HOES!

to answer op question, nope never woke up laughing or screaming.

[shishcabobers]

Nah it also happened to my brother when he was asleep next to me in the plane, it was totally random he just started laughing and smiled, absolutely hilarious to see, really.

[CrashQueen]

Nah it also happened to my brother when he was asleep next to me in the plane, it was totally random he just started laughing and smiled, absolutely hilarious to see, really.



hahaha hilarious indeed.

I was able to take a picture of illvialuver when he was in mid-laughter in his sleep. Unfortunately, if i posted that picture on here, he'd probably kill me. :dead:

[driven_]

we were out camping once,
and my cousin started humping his blanket in his sleep.

i thanked god i wasnt anywhere near him.

[jh3xp]

i was told i talk in my sleep. And on few occasions in another language.... but i dont know how to speak any other languages. no joke.

[Charlie]

My ex told me that I was laughing and shaking when I was asleep one time, and that it freaked her out and she smacked me in the face to wake me up, but I do remember waking up laughing like two nights ago.

[juice.def]

a cuzin of mine sleeps with one of his eyes open now thats some freaky shitt...

[DUFFM4N]

sometimes i wake myself up snoring....the wife says i talk in my sleep...but no laughing, maybe because i have no sense of humor :squint:

[DALAZ_68]

i used to sleep walk :o

[CrashQueen]

a cuzin of mine sleeps with one of his eyes open now thats some freaky shitt...


haha that is some pretty freaky shit. you should take a picture. :ddog:

[BOROSUN]

paulo filho sleep fights weirdest shit ive seen.

[BustedS13]

i often wake up and feel like i'm falling. i'm not sure if i'm having dreams where i fall off of something or what. but it's horrifying.

[bejota180sx]

a cuzin of mine sleeps with one of his eyes open now thats some freaky shitt...

poke him in the eye... maybe he will stop doing it...




the most commong thing i do is talk, like... i even start arguing in my sleep and stuff like that...

[HyperTek]

you guys should like put someones hand in a bucket of water while they sleep =D
that will get em to stop laughing when they wake up

[ESmorz]

you guys should like put someones hand in a bucket of water while they sleep =D
that will get em to stop laughing when they wake up

I do that, but it's never worked.

So I just pour warm water on their crotch too.

So I wake em up laughing and they think they pee'd themselves.

[HyperTek]

hehe yeah i did that to a few buddys before.. usually when they wake up, they realize it and are just quiet about it lol

[shishcabobers]

One of my friends is known to sleep walk and talk, and once he got up suddenly and looked me straight in the eye and asked "fall back?" I said yes and he went back to bed. I guess he thought he was in a warzone or something, and no its not PTSD he was never in a war nor was he old enough at the time.

[origin_s135]

my brother caught me talking while i was asleep.

my dog whines/howl in his sleep. it's funny as hell.

[driven_]

does anyone twitch before they fall asleep?
cause i twitch sometimes before i fall asleep.
and then right when i fall asleep, i feel like i'm falling. (which might trigger twitching too)
:naw::bite::(

[origin_s135]

does anyone twitch before they fall asleep?
cause i twitch sometimes before i fall asleep.
and then right when i fall asleep, i feel like i'm falling. (which might trigger twitching too)
:naw::bite::(

i used to be like that in high school, but nowadays i don't.

[bejota180sx]

does anyone twitch before they fall asleep?
cause i twitch sometimes before i fall asleep.
and then right when i fall asleep, i feel like i'm falling. (which might trigger twitching too)
:naw::bite::(


you're talking about feeling like your foot fell in a hole and your whole leg twitches/moves from the 'shock'?

[shishcabobers]

How about your body falls asleep and your wide awake and you can't move your body for a few seconds.

[Pank]

How about your body falls asleep and your wide awake and you can't move your body for a few seconds.

that's called sleep paralysis and isn't normal.

[ZX88]

i put sofa cushions in the oven.....

[C. Senor]

i've woken up smiling, but never laughing. that would interesting. but i was told by the girl that was in bed with, that i moan when i'm sleeping...i woke up one time moaning. it was weird. apparently is was the kind of moan you do when you like the way something feels...lol. but yeah. it was funny though. and with that same girl, we were facing each other and somehow woke up at the same time...except i almost got punched in the face. she doesnt remember doing that though...it was that state where you wake up and you're groggy and then just fall back asleep. fuckin sleep, its weird.

[90hatchie]

ex woke me up cuz i was trying to fuck her in my sleep

[deolio]

i talk a lot, grind my teeth, and laugh. one night i told an ex that "i lick peanut butter for money". i've never waken myself up from doing anything before though.

[98koukile]

i often wake up and feel like i'm falling. i'm not sure if i'm having dreams where i fall off of something or what. but it's horrifying.

Dude same here. It sucks because you never know whats going on when you wake up anyways so to think you're falling is so sketchy. I've sat right up into the shelf above my bed because of it... needless to say it's been moved haha

[xblack240x]

Haha my gf twitches before she falls asleep, its hella funny.

I usually talk in my sleep, at least once a week, according to my gf. I also have woke up helllla laughing for no good reason. I don't remember what I was dreaming about but yeah. Hhaaha I thought I was the only one.

[MadScientist]

Never Laughing... but on the verge of.

I have done alot of wierd things in my sleep.... I am not elaborating!

-Drew

[Dirty Habit]

i was told i talk in my sleep. And on few occasions in another language.... but i dont know how to speak any other languages. no joke.

My girl says the same thing about me, she says Ill say some random shit too. Like once I told her a story while I was asleep about trading a man in a pot to this cat for a stick to poke cans with. Really random shit.
I sleep talk alot.

Aparently you cannot tell lies while your sleep talking. :eek3:

[bejota180sx]

i put sofa cushions in the oven.....


i like reeses

[jimmytango00]

that's called sleep paralysis and isn't normal.



its actually pretty common, your brain paralyzes your muscles while you sleep so you dont hurt your self while dreaming . So pretty much if you wake up suddenly, your brain might thinks you're still dreaming and keeps your muscles asleep.
its happened to me twice, scary shit.

its caused by stress and a few other things

[deolio]

My girl says the same thing about me, she says Ill say some random shit too. Like once I told her a story while I was asleep about trading a man in a pot to this cat for a stick to poke cans with. Really random shit.

fuck that made me laugh hard

[S13_Nightkid]

LOL my sister does this shit. We were in a hotel on vacation and we had to share a room but i was on the floor. She randomly got up and started grabbing me and mumbling something....I was like WTF!?! I almost knocked her out before I realized that she was sleep walking. Crazy..

[Blurryeyes]

I used to undress during my sleep. Still don't know why but I woke up completely naked with all my clothes laying on the side of the bed

[Jdotsturn]

I remember one time a long time ago I was sleeping and I "woke up", I could hear my TV perfectly fine, but I couldn't move at all, I called for help but no one came so I went back to sleep. It was really weird experience. I thought it was a dream until a few months later I saw on the Discovery channel that it does happen to some people.

[OKR_240SX]

Dude same here. It sucks because you never know whats going on when you wake up anyways so to think you're falling is so sketchy. I've sat right up into the shelf above my bed because of it... needless to say it's been moved haha

I've done that too. It happened when I was in middle school while everyone was watching a movie. I passed out, had a falling dream, and woke up going holy shit wtf... kinda funny. My girl twitches when she sleeps, but stays still. She says I kick the shit outta her and talk at times. I've actually woken up standing in front of my pantry before and down stairs just sitting on the couch.

If I stay at my great grandma's house, I always sleep in the same room. Me and my cousins call it the "doll room." Cause she used to collect dolls. There's at least 40 of them on the wall, right next to the bed. And every time I sleep in there I scream in my sleep, some times curse words (and my family is super Christian) like fuck, shit, god damn, ass, dick, etc and any sort of combination. I dont remember any of it, so when I come to breakfast everyone is starring at me.

[wickedjester]

ive been known to walk and actully do karate in my sleep.... or so ive been told lol

[deadpirate]

I used to undress during my sleep. Still don't know why but I woke up completely naked with all my clothes laying on the side of the bed

hahhah fuck, i thought i was the only one that does that


Haha my gf twitches before she falls asleep, its hella funny.

I usually talk in my sleep, at least once a week, according to my gf.
ditto on both accounts.

my ex girlfriend used to have full on conversations with me.

one time she was haveing some dream..and started talking to me, and everything that i said back affected her dream..then she woke up and asked me if i was fucking with her hahaha

[illvialuver]

So I am glad I am not the only one who seems to have adventures while sleeping.

Here is another one...

When I was 12 or so I choked my mom like I was trying to kill her in my sleep.
I was sleeping on the floor , and I was talking in my sleeping, than I started to sound angry, and started moving and fidgiting, and my mom tried waking me up, and when she kneeled down to wake me up and tapped me I lunged up and started choking her with both my hands. I think she slapped me to wake me up. But it scarred me, I woke up to see my mom almost crying.


Not so funny, but on a better note, once my brother tried to fuck with me in my sleep( he knew I would sleep walk sometimes, and wanted to influence it).
So I went to bed after eating dinner, and my brother waited till I was asleep and that sat next to me for about half an hour and kept repeating the same thing
"take Jessica(my sister) to the library"
So after half an hour he goes to the living room where my family is and I think they even had a guest over. Five minutes later I walk out, eyes open, walking slow, and in the middle of some one talking I whisper very loud "SSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH no talking in the library!!!!!!!!!"
than my stepdad says, your asleep go back to bed. I did, and woke up the next morning and they were all laughing at me.

he did this to me a second time but said, "mom said put the napkins away"
shortly after I stumble into the kitchen and start fumbling around with the table looking for the napkins.

[drift freaq]

The twitching right before going to sleep is involuntary muscle spasms. Its not a good thing. It basically means your muscles need more exercise. Work out more and it will go away.

I have said things while I am sleeping. I have also fallen asleep watching stuff on TV and still hearing it while I am sleeping. I would say that's a certain stage of sleep you go through.

[driven_]

you're talking about feeling like your foot fell in a hole and your whole leg twitches/moves from the 'shock'?
yeah like youre trying to prevent falling in your sleep.

How about your body falls asleep and your wide awake and you can't move your body for a few seconds.
yeah its called "sleep paralysis" in my awesome asian culture. its supposedly "a ghost sitting on you"
i've never experienced it, but you see like lines going through your eyes "like long hair" (at least thats what i've heard).
quite weird. :bite:

[driven_]

The twitching right before going to sleep is involuntary muscle spasms. Its not a good thing. It basically means your muscles need more exercise. Work out more and it will go away.

I have said things while I am sleeping. I have also fallen asleep watching stuff on TV and still hearing it while I am sleeping. I would say that's a certain stage of sleep you go through.

yeah, i usually sleep in biology (but i maintain a B+ :boink:)

and if we're watching a video, or if my teacher is talking, i can hear him/the video in my sleep.
then sometimes i'll just snap out of my sleep thinking class is over and everyone is gone. and i realize only 10 minutes has passed when it feels like i've been sleeping for an hour.

back in freshman year when i was sleeping in physics (getting C+ :goyou:)
this cute blonde girl woke me up, and i thought it was the teacher.
i'm just sleeping and then i hear "peter!" *boom heads up Lol.
and everyone is giggling at me. :P bah, cute girls:p

oh yeah, when my little brother was like 8/9 he took a piss in the garbage.

[illvialuver]

for some reason sleeping at school always seemed like the quality of sleep was better.

[dolphin]

I would of had a story for this thread, but after I finish watching Katt Williams Its Pimpin' Pimpin' I couldn't fall a sleep...... it is now 6 in the am..... and Im still awake, I was suppose to do some early morning fishing today, but looks like thats a fail..... =(

[Erjay1]

oh yeah, when my little brother was like 8/9 he took a piss in the garbage.

I used to piss in the garbage can all the time. This was back when I was maybe 10 or 11. I sort of remember doing this but dont know why.

[bloodangels13]

usually when i sleep in and wake up on my own (not waking up due to noise or another person) i cant hear a damn thing for a good 5-6 sec then suddenly it comes back to me..

when i was in elementary school i would go to sleep like normal and wake up completely fliped in my bed.. my head at the end of the bed and my feet chillin on my pillows.. also apparntly sleeped walked once or twice..

My older bro was worse when it came to sleep walking lol he would walk right in to the side of the door way when walking from room to room, growl at it and some times cus (kinda quite not laud at all) then keep walking into that room with out walking up lol

[ANVIL]

a cuzin of mine sleeps with one of his eyes open now thats some freaky shitt...

my brother and his son both sleep with BOTH eyes open. not wide open, like a lil over halfway. kinda like what most people would look like when they are real tired. its funny when you try doing "are they awake or asleep" tests.

[shishcabobers]

yeah like youre trying to prevent falling in your sleep.


yeah its called "sleep paralysis" in my awesome asian culture. its supposedly "a ghost sitting on you"
i've never experienced it, but you see like lines going through your eyes "like long hair" (at least thats what i've heard).
quite weird. :bite:

Actually for me I don't see anything weird. btw I'm asian too lol.

[ravinaziankid]

I got that sleep paralysis once but it really felt like someone was holding me down..it was pretty freaky..i was trying to yell but nothing would come out until i tried to get loose i guess you can say..and after a few seconds i just rose up and yelled "ahhh" real loud. I was pretty confused and freaked out because it has been a while since i've slept on my bed at that time. Someone told me that it could be a ghost or something sitting on my legs or something.

[shishcabobers]

^Yea exactly that's what happens to me once in a while! Good to know I'm that there are other people this happens to. lol Wait...you don't sleep on your bed anymore.

[sideways7]

I've woken up laughing several times.

The one dream I always remember is when I shot someone in the ass with a bow and arrow. I woke up laughing my ass off.

[illvialuver]

I know there is a video thread, but this is topic appropriate.
And it's hilarious!

z2BgjH_CtIA

[OneForMe]

I was told by my gf i called her a hoe on my sleep.

she said she was trying to wake me up cos she herd some weird noice and apperently i said "leave me alone hoe"


:|


not joking im serious idk why i would say that in my sleep

i dont recall anything

[HyperTek]

just the other time i was reaching for something and saying something when i woke up..

Like your responding to your dream but your body is waking up, so you end up acting that out lol

[MisawaJason]

I know there is a video thread, but this is topic appropriate.
And it's hilarious!

z2BgjH_CtIA

WTF. That shit is too funny

[Enna]

I've sleep walked a couple of times, nothing major happened. I woke up one time in my drivers seat, fully buckled in, completely naked. I go back inside and find my clothes on the floor. I used to have full on conversations with my ex while I was sleeping. I'd be on the phone, passed out, and still talking to her like I'm completely awake. You make some stupid promises when your asleep.

One time my buddy called my cell at like 8am to go do something, dont recall. I guess I talked to him for like half an hour, then told him to come by my apt and we'd head out. He came by like 20 mins later, and bangs on my door. I wake up completely nude and yelling WTF MAN! He told me the story after, I felt like an ass.

I also do the sleep undressing sometimes. I'll have a dream that its sexy time and get naked. I dont recall it but I had a girl tell me that I yelled "ITS SEXY TIME" in my sleep and then got naked...

[soreballz]

I wake up having sex with my gf on a regular basis.
I'm sleeping... And I'm dreaming. And the dream turns into some crazy sex dream, and all of a sudden, I wake up, and I'm on top of my girlfriend, fucking the ever living shit out of her.


Good times...

[mr.booie]

i fell asleep on the couch. i went to the kitchen to take a piss. luckily i was saved. and someone noticed. i never woke up but i ended up in the bathroom.

i wake myself up with my own farts.

when the alarm goes off sometimes a limb on my body is completely numb. and if its my legs i will fall over trying to turn off my alarm. one time i was crawling on the flooring like a crazy person from a horror movie trying to turn off my alarm. since my clock is on the other side of my room.

[SexPanda]

i had a dream last night i was doing something... but it caused my nose to bleed. I wake up and my face and pillow are covered in blood.

fucking aliens...

i also get sleep paralysis every now and again. first time scared the shit out of me, the second time it was amazing i was dreaming with my eyes open and awake, i know i was awake because at first it was dark and i could see my tv and windows, and gradually everything changed and i was in some surreal wooded area and there were stars everywhere and i could see all of the planets super up close lile.... i would compare it to acid.

also, every now and again i'll feel like someone is in the bedroom with me, trying to fuck with me. I would swear to god there were hands trying to pull me off the bed, so i jump the fuck up and grab whats ever close. i think my house is haunted. I've also fallen asleep on the couch, to wake up on my toilet or something fully dressed like i'm getting ready to start my day. Its convenient, but weird.

[kevmeistah21]

my friends caught me on camera humping my pillow and moaning, i'll see if i could get it just for laughs.

[98s14inaz]

I woke up pissing in the trash can in the bathroom one night. I lol'd.

[Quail]

My GF talks, sings, laughs and cries in her sleep. Its pretty annoying.

When my GF was younger she was sleeping on the roof terrace with her cousins (at a villa in Spain). Her cousin got up and started sleepwalking and mumbling. She woke up to him climbing over the edge of the roof. She pulled him off (and probably saved his life!)