best amazon.com description ever... rofl

[Nimso]

ok, you guys have to read this... this has to be the best amazon description ever...

Amazon.com: Ari Brouillette's review of The Secret (http://www.amazon.com/review/R2X2TB3S4O5I60?ie=UTF8&ref_=cm_cr_rdp_perm)

rofl

[VROOOM]

that was awesome. wonder if chapter 6 really is that good.

[yurisfriendevan]

that was simply amazing

[YoungGun]

That was hilarious!!!

Thanks for sharing.

[ZilviaKid]

HAHA thats fantastic.

[n240sxfnatic]

If we still had rep, I would prison-rape you with it lol

[Nimso]

If we still had rep, I would prison-rape you with it lol

lol haha :) thanks, but id have to defend myself with chapter 6 :P

[ryguy]

lol that was great. Im surprised amazon didnt take it down.

[SimpleS14]

lol that was great. Im surprised amazon didnt take it down.


lol yea I'm wondering why it's not down too.

[sub9lulu]

lol that was great. Im surprised amazon didnt take it down.

its "the secret'

[turbo2nr]

lmao.

wow that was priceless..
books save your from butt s3x yes!

[zaquanh]

At age 36, I found myself in a medium security prison serving 3-5 years for destruction of government property and public intoxication. This was stiff punishment for drunkenly defecating in a mailbox

[Jimmy Up]

so big time.

I was rolling at the end

[Daniel.]

that was hella funny. haha. +repz

[Teddy]

That was the best review ever. I totally was not expecting that.

[lightsource]

haha hilarious

[theronin]

ahhahahahahah that was awesome. thank you for making me laugh then promptly puke all over my keyboard. i'm NEVER drinking again.

[Homer_Simpson]

What a great review.

[Andrew Bohan]

fuckin genius

[Future240]

lol yea I'm wondering why it's not down too.

Yea especially with all the replies to it. Those are funny as hell too, my fav so far

Bought the film version of the book. The DVD case did NOT include a shiv. Was forced to break disc in half to use as shiv. 3/5 for product specifications not stating some assembly required.

[stiizy]

Yea especially with all the replies to it. Those are funny as hell too, my fav so far


Thats was a funny as comment....

I want a shiv...

I'm gonna order it...hahaha

[Sleepy240]

did anybody else notice how others were posting at the bottom of the page talking about how they got their "shivs" with the orders haha, that is epic

[TheRonTom31]

it would seem that the solution hidden within the pages of chapter 6 can be the answer to many things.

[stiizy]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/197/492829553_13b187b67b.jpg?v=0


got my Shiv!!!

[Nimso]

did anybody else notice how others were posting at the bottom of the page talking about how they got their "shivs" with the orders haha, that is epic

yea and then the dude that said he bought the dvd and had to break the disc in half to make a shiv.. rofl.... and people were rating the quality of the shiv...rofl..

[stiizy]

A. Wilson (http://www.amazon.com/gp/pdp/profile/AIIBGWDUZCLL4/ref=cm_cr_rev_detpdp) says: Bought the film version of the book. The DVD case did NOT include a shiv. Was forced to break disc in half to use as shiv. 3/5 for product specifications not stating some assembly required.

The best part............


http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/x-locale/common/icons/drop-down-icon-small-empty-arrow._V13355991_.gifdrwhimsy (http://www.amazon.com/gp/pdp/profile/A9S8G7B1XPWWO/ref=cm_cr_rev_detpdp) says: My copy of "The Secret" came with an ounce of weed, an 8-ball of coke, a straw, and the phone number for a hooker. This book is a life saver!

[S14DB]

Amazon.com: Profile For Ari Brouillette: Reviews (http://www.amazon.com/gp/cdp/member-reviews/A3R7PU67SRMD1E/ref=cr_cm_rdp_pdp_see_all/188-4869035-4234162?ie=UTF8&sort_by=MostRecentReview)

[Sleepy240]

ROFL this guy is EPIC... his reviews are seriously priceless... They are all HILARIOUS

[DUFFM4N]

too long...didnt read

cliffs?

[stiizy]

too long...didnt read

cliffs?

He got locked up..

got bought to be someones bitch..

Got threatened to be raped...


Cellmate gave him book...

Book contained Shiv...

Stabbed dude who bought him in the neck..

Put in confinement for a while 16 hours a day in darkness..

Past his time and didn't have to worry..

[Nimso]

Amazon.com: Profile For Ari Brouillette: Reviews (http://www.amazon.com/gp/cdp/member-reviews/A3R7PU67SRMD1E/ref=cr_cm_rdp_pdp_see_all/188-4869035-4234162?ie=UTF8&sort_by=MostRecentReview)


the review about the bucket is hillarious as well.... "Although I have used the Dover Parkerburg less since installing our new fangled "Water Closet", I display it with pride, knowing that I own the best 2 gallon galvanized bucket in town."

the one about the history of walking is also pretty funny..


this dude needs to keep doing these reviews... he is hillarious...

[andmattsayd]

haha OMG that was sooo wild!

[sillyvia13]

The highly versatile Dover Parkerburg 610 2- Gallon Galvanized Metal Water Bucket was recommended to me by my neighbor Jim Anchower. Jim is something of an amateur consumer products testing buff and assured me that when it came to galvanized buckets the Dover Parkersburg reigns supreme! Jim had previously turned me on to the the Swiffer WetJet Mop Total Cleaning System and the Hoover Quik-Broom S2561 so I knew he wouldn't [mess] around when it came to my metal bucket needs.
At first glance the Dover Parkerburg 610 is clearly a step above the competition, the smooth galvanized exterior is indicative of the more modern electrocoat process which produces much less surface bubbling and insures a uniform surface. Jagged Edges? Not on this baby! Also of note are the two horizontal ripples which are placed 6 inches from the base. A simple structural analysis and crush test showed the slight corragative additions to be more than simple decorations, they actually produce an increase in tensile strength of 35.8% when compared to smooth walled galvanized buckets of the same carrying capacity.
Although I have used the Dover Parkerburg less since installing our new fangled "Water Closet", I display it with pride, knowing that I own the best 2 gallon galvanized bucket in town.

[rice_bowl]

ROFL.

msglgthlol

[xblack240x]

Great find, hahahilarious. How did you find this if I may ask tho... Either way +reps

[Nimso]

Great find, hahahilarious. How did you find this if I may ask tho... Either way +reps

well...

first, im in the army and deployed... so we have nothing better to do than sit on the internet all day... so we find this sort of stuff all of the time :)

second, my best friend that is in iraq actually sent me the link.. im not sure how he found it, but he was at work, so im assuming he was just looking around, or else someone else from work passed it on to him...

ill have to post more crazy stuff that we find :)

[xblack240x]

Haha please do, I don't have time to find things like this but love wasting time laughing my ass off when someone does.

[neverrain]

My favorite part.

"3,776 of 3,821 people found the following review helpful"

And the 16 pages of comments regarding his review.

Fucking priceless though.