Bro beats up some girls

[Matej]

So i knocked out 4 of 6 girls today... - Cobalt SS Network (http://cobaltss.net/forums/showthread.php?t=130131)


Just like the title says.... here's the story

I got paid today and was headed to the bank to cash in my check. When i got to the bank there was a group of 5 girls outside the bank just hanging around. I didn't think much of it. I went inside and I was the only one in there along with another girl who was just finished and walked out. As im at the bank teller, the girl comes back and waits in line. I never thought much of anything. I needed to take out 2,000. So when i asked for it i guess the girl over heard me. She left the bank in a hurry. Still i didn't think much of it. I leave the bank 2 or 3 minutes later and guess who's by my car... the same 5 girls. so i was a little hesitant to go over there, its only girls but i knew they wanted trouble...

So im still walking towards my car and all of a sudden BOOM, i get punched in the side of my face, i was like WTF? at this point i knew it was that bitch in the bank. I look up and its her, she tries going for my wallet in my back pocket but cant because i overpowered her, i throw her arms off and i fucking LAYED it to her right in her face. She went flying to the floor like a sac of potatoes. I see her 5 friends running over towards me, im thinking to myself, oh fuck what do i do. but i just unloaded. 1 girl after the other, pop...pop...pop.. pop...pop... 2 girls slowly got up and wanted more but i said they they better think twice before i i hurt them any farther... i see 4 girls just laying there. i call 911 on my cell and EMS and police were there in less then 2 minutes. as soon as i was getting off my phone 2 cruisers were already at the scene, cops put me in handcuffs for only a couple minutes when they realized i was just defending myself. a whole lot of shit happened in between the cops coming and now but im too tired to type out all the details. i got home and noticed a fucken long ass scratch on my car tho. lucky for me it was my SC1

If ur asking if i feel bad? yes i do, i never hit any girl in my life let alone 6 in less then 5 minutes. its something that i hope i never have to do again.

flame suit ready

Update: Insurance wont cover the scratch on my car unless i have a police report stating that they in fact did do this. In order to do that i have to prove to the police they one of them did this. Do i know 100% if they did it? no i don't unfortunately. Turns out they are only charging the girl who attacked me and let those other girls go. The officer who let me know said we let them off given what i did to them was enough punishment. That's total BS right there. The officer also told me that there is a slight chance that these girls might try and file a law suit... which he did say they have no chance. he was just giving me a heads up. I haven't found anything in the local newspaper yet but hopefully something turns up. i might call in to the Guardian and have them write up a story on my interesting night http://www.cobaltss.net/forums//images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif

[drftmark]

wow that is fucking insane.

I can just imagine watching that and being completely mesmerized.

[ESmorz]

I hope to god that story is real.

Need bank security footage NOW.

[treken2t87]

this is one of the far-fetched scenarios you come up with with your buddies when you're all sitting aroung joking...thinking of the one time it would be acceptable to hit a girl
hahah he did what he had to do man

[J240sxxx]

:bs:damn.. idk what to say wow ... girls are mental!! i wish i could have seen this..

[TheWolf]

concealed carry... hobble them next time...

[wangan_cruiser]

i dont give a fuck if she is a girl that just punch me in the face and tried to get my hard earned money. FUCK THAT. no fucking way

[palmdale_mob]

damn
I was laughing the whole time I read that
I would of did the same thing
No females gonna jack me like that

[Koopa Troopa]

That's awesome..

Two things come to mind

YouTube - Kill the girls (http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=jPvJ-1cdrC4)
YouTube - Superbad- Funny cop scene (Full) (http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=B7lCNhqvR4o)

[az_240]

hahahahahh this was fuckin hilarious! drop a chick like a sack of potatoes! ahahaha

[HyperTek]

when i hear this, i think of some ugly ass thug boss b*tches that ive seen b4.... I cant imagine the girlie type girls doing this.. lol

I like how the cops handcuff him tho, lol.. i know i know.. i wonder if there was any witnesses..

[kingkilburn]

Just because he let them off the hook doesn't mean you can't press charges. I would take them to the cleaners. The were prepared to do what ever it took to get your money so you should show them what you will do to protect it.

I think I would also report the officer who let them off. He is neither judge nor jury. It is not his job to decide what is adequate punishment.

[HyperTek]

It really sounds like that 1 bitch decided to do it, and then after he laid her out, her girls where probably like "oh u did not just hit my girl!" and jumped in???

[karl wasabi]

haha. What an awesome story. If I saw that in person, I don't know what I would have done. LOL!

[Koopa Troopa]

I would have offered assistance to the unconscious girls and fondled them in the process

[kingkilburn]

Guilty by association at the least, accomplice would sound more likely to me. Given the delay from here walking out to him getting punched, along with the fact that they were waiting for him by his car, I would say they knew what was going down.

[JeremyR]

best story i've read all night.

[C. Senor]

fuck that was the most awesome thing i've read right now. i want footage of said interaction. sucks you had to do that...but damn. 2 g's. i'd have punched your grandma in the face.

[WERDdabuilder]

you know they were some butch-dike fuckers.

honestly, if this happened to me i wouldn't even warn the rest of the girls. i'd just go after them and start clocking jaws left and right. shit, if i saw this happen i think i would help the guy out.

[Ethix]

6 girls attacking a guy over $2000, in front of a bank with security cameras ....sounds like BS.


The first girl already finished with a teller so they would most likely have her name, address, etc, as well as having her picture on the video cameras along with the girls that were outside.


If it's not BS, then thumbs up to the guy for defending himself.

[DALAZ_68]

equal rights FTMFW

[atutt]

^ I concur... I personally think (SOME!!!) woman take things to far.
Some girls just deserve a punch in the sniffer...
Especially if they're big, butch, and named Olga...

[DALAZ_68]

^ I concur... I personally think (SOME!!!) woman take things to far.
Some girls just deserve a punch in the sniffer...
Especially if they're big, butch, and named Olga...
its funny when cops come to a house due to a domestic violence call, only to arrest the male first even though he's the one that all bloodied up and the female is the one holding the bat and shit...

do i condone violence on women, hell no...do i condone self defense when you life is in danger and no other alternative is possible in that split second not caring wether male or female, you bet your a$$ i do...

[fliprayzin240sx]

Were they cute?!?!

[nismo racer]

A bro would, but seriously that sounded intense

[DALAZ_68]

A bro would, but seriously that sounded intense
so intense u could here a music mantauge after every blow...

[Phlip]

Were they cute?!?!

Why would it matter?
In fact, if they were in fact cute, it would make the story of having gotten their asses beat even more hilarious.

[LeftNutOfGowd]

I would have been like "you want my money you gotta work for it so get to dancing lol."

[nismo racer]

Have some hardxcore music as the fight went down in slow mo

[kensreliableb18b]

Why would it matter?
In fact, if they were in fact cute, it would make the story of having gotten their asses beat even more hilarious.

besides, they CAN'T be cute--cute girls are naturally gold diggers. :rolleyes:

[japslapsilvia]

I would have offered assistance to the unconscious girls and fondled them in the process

ahahah
i like the way you think!!!

[Sleepy240]

this guy is a badass, its a shame he didnt...

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a166/DeadPunkRocker/FalconPunch.gif

[tricky_ab]

HAHAHAHA!!! That's JUST the pick me up I needed at my slow day at work!

[xblack240x]

Haha you just made my day. Up in the morning, chilling on zilvia, then I get the pleasure of reading this story as well as the funny a$$ posts to follow. Good job, I would have done the same no doubt. Haha if only you could get a video or something =)

[ZilviaKid]

god i hope there is a video somewhere. id love to see some bitches get leveled. they all hide behind that never punch a girl bullshit all the time.

[sillyvia13]

concealed carry... hobble them next time...
Dude you cant just say shit like that... I read it all serious. Now my abs are locked up from laughing so hard... lmao.

I was like huh! oh shit...

Aint nothing like having a gun, open carry is kinda better in some cases...
Lets the robber know, this guy is not gonna play nice... lets get her instead...

I BEG everyone to carry a firearm. it will stop violence in its tracks. really if you get a big enough gun it will. just learn to aim it. and wear ear protection if you rock a DE or some shit. you'll go deaf and not be able to argue with your now 1 legged attacker, lmao. :ugh:

[WISH ONE]

Were they cute?!?!
Seriously, I wonder if they were hot.... ?

[Future240]

besides, they CAN'T be cute--cute girls are naturally gold diggers. :rolleyes:

Well they did try to rob him. Thats pretty gold diggerish right there.

[stiizy]

^^ I would've knocked out all the ugly ones, let the cute one chill in my car blackmail her for sex or i say she was involved..

But that's just me...

[s13tilldeath*]

i hope that is real....

That just made my fucking day!

Can you imagine being a bystander watchting this.... rofl

that guys a pimp.... lol

[BOROSUN]

i would rape all 6 of em' and pee in their mouths.

[stiizy]

i would rape all 6 of em' and pee in their mouths.

hgahahahhahaahah


Nice.....

[Sleepy240]

i would rape all 6 of em' and pee in their mouths.

ROFLLL i just had like 3 people look at me cause i was laughing so hard at work

[Drft0taku]

dude.. i'm so sorry that happened to you...
that story was pretty entertaining tho.

I'm not into dudes beating chicks... mostly cuz i'm a chick.. but u gotta do wut u gotta do man.. and they were def asking for it..
so i think they deserved it.

[Drft0taku]

i would rape all 6 of em' and pee in their mouths.


LOL!!!

sweet.

[YoungGun]

Holy shit thats awesome!!!

AHAHAHAHAHHAHASOPLChnalxchjnxalc

[Felipe]

:dead::dead::dead::dead::faint::faint:


lmfao!!!

[TiNMAN]

i had to spar two chicks simultaneously when i took tae kwon do


shits not fun...you cant unleash the real fury :cry:

[sunnys14]

If it were 6 guys jumping a girl for $2000 cash, they woulda been locked away for a long time. Funny how the cops didn't do shit and said what the guy did to them was enough punishment.

[EDacIouSX]

Why would it matter?
In fact, if they were in fact cute, it would make the story of having gotten their asses beat even more hilarious.

they were cute before they got their faces bashed the fk up lol

[Bubbles]

I guarantee every single one was ugly.

Any decent looking girl can usually skeeze the money out of a guy legally.

[Sleepy240]

If it were 6 guys jumping a girl for $2000 cash, they woulda been locked away for a long time. Funny how the cops didn't do shit and said what the guy did to them was enough punishment.

I think its the best how men and women should be treated equal until something like this comes up, total bs imo. If i was this dude I would be pressing charges btw

[ryguy]

When I imagined the girls I imagined them being thin and hot. If you can annihilate 6 of them in 10 seconds they can't have been that butch.

[ESmorz]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y36/AvrilH8er13/girls.jpg

[stiizy]

^^ Maybe the one all the way to the right...hahaha

[BBSilvia]

this guy is a badass, its a shame he didnt...

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a166/DeadPunkRocker/FalconPunch.gif

http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/5008/falconzq2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/falconzq2.jpg/1/w600.png (http://g.imageshack.us/img113/falconzq2.jpg/1/)
oh and this story made my day hahahaha

[WISH ONE]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y36/avrilh8er13/girls.jpg

eeewwwwww!!!!!

[SochBAT]

no joke, i've been looking up "girls getting hit by guys" on youtube all day.

This shits golden.

[origin_s135]

my old co-worker told me once, "if a girl is man enough to hit me, then imma be bitch enough to hit back!"

btw, the story made my day too.

[keistyle]

this made my day

[kyoru]

great story, shoulda screamed shoryuken or falcon punch while knocking them out

[steve shadows]

It's kind of funny though

[i8yourfwd]

Best story I've read in a while.

Oh how I wish there was a video though.... :(

[lyrical struggle]

Funny shit. Im more of a fan of DDT'ing instead of drop kicks.

[soon2bs13]

that is hilarious!!

you should still file charges against them. Did the bank not have any video cameras outside? I can not believe that the cop said that the beat down was enough punishment. I would have said, yes, it was...Along with the assault charge.

[blasting_speed]

Dude i wish i had been there. I've always wanted to punch a girl at full power. I never have but,....... i bet that shit felt good. LOL

[neverrain]

Yea, I wouldn't hesitate to file charges against every one of them. As someone mentioned above, they all bitch about equal rights until the bad comes around. They all bitch that chivalry is dead. Equal rights killed it for you bitch. Why should they get away with planning to rob someone (it wasn't a last minute idea), attempting to carry it out, then having the tables completely turned on them? If 6 guys did that to anyone they would all be in jail.

[S14TEENZ]

i wouldve whipped there ass too

[origin_s135]

Yea, I wouldn't hesitate to file charges against every one of them. As someone mentioned above, they all bitch about equal rights until the bad comes around. They all bitch that chivalry is dead. Equal rights killed it for you bitch. Why should they get away with planning to rob someone (it wasn't a last minute idea), attempting to carry it out, then having the tables completely turned on them? If 6 guys did that to anyone they would all be in jail.

that is so damn true.

[xs240]

rotflmao .

[iwishiwas-all*]

sharrroken!

[TravisSW]

SURE YOU CAN!

;o

[!Zar!]

I know a girl who I wish was layed out.

Too bad she wasn't there with him and got the one two.

[PhilVia]

"but i just unloaded. 1 girl after the other, pop...pop...pop.. pop...pop.."

lol insane ...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1103/Rodimus/show-me-the-money.jpg

[motegineon]

haha thats great, i was laughing the whole time..woulda been classic to see

[Chad4061]

ROFL...i wish someone would have got this on camera!!

[NISMO_tuner]

damn, i say contact the bank for the video and post it on this thread...lol

this story made my day...thanks for posting

[1989rps13]

lmfao!!! that shits funny ... " so i did what i had to do pop ..pop .. pop.." lol
that shit sounds so funnay hahaha
oh man damn bitches trying to stick him for his paper

ugh i would of done the same shittt

[illvialuver]

congratulations. I hope someday I am attack outside of a bank by group of midgets so I can punt those fuckers across the street.
So you got a get to knock a girl the fuck out card. I have never hit a girl, but I have always wondered what would happen if I hit a girl like I would hit a guy.

kinda reminds me of the scene from step brothers when they beat up the kids.

[ByeByeSti]

congratulations. I hope someday I am attack outside of a bank by group of midgets so I can punt those fuckers across the street.
So you got a get to knock a girl the fuck out card. I have never hit a girl, but I have always wondered what would happen if I hit a girl like I would hit a guy.

kinda reminds me of the scene from step brothers when they beat up the kids.

hahhahaah oh wow yes this thread has just made my day pretty much :bowrofl: hilarious shit, and fucked up thought that those girls were that determined to get your money.. glad you gave it right to them man hahah. please get the footage and we all will bow down to you. ill send it in to americas funniest home videos!

[don_bagz]

this is funny.. looks like you did a manny pacquiao on em! 6 de la hoya's trying to rob him. hahaha! +1 for vid
http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u66/Boks_Noyz/manny-pacquiao_oscar-de-la-hoya.gif