You know you're getting fat when...

[Om1kron]

fun thread...

you know you're getting fat when....

and finish the sentence...

true story.


you know you're getting fat when your girlfriend goes to give you a blowjob in the shower and you cant see her doing it.

[bardabe]

you know ure getting fat, when you don't have a girl friend to chupa chupa chupa.

[Future240]

when you order two triple whoppers and a diet coke as a snack

[k's_silvia2.0]

When you see a double chin!

[SlideWell]

when your riding in a car and you feel your chest jiggle over bumpy roads.
time to fuckin work out again!

[Future240]

when your ass spills over the chair

[ESmorz]

When you make a "You know you're getting fat when..." thread.

[BustedS13]

when you see yourself in pictures on facebook, ughhh


wait, this thread isn't fun at all

[murda-c]

when you're running up stairs and you can feel the fat on your back jiggle

yeah this isn't fun at all i'm gonna go run 10 miles.

[Future240]

when are tempted to eat a stick of butter

[francogt1]

when you cant get up after you fall

[wheresthaboost?]

you have sweet tits

[civilized_drifter]

when you look down and you can't see your dick

[n240sxfnatic]

When you have tits on your back

[Future240]

when you cant take a shit without getting tired

[jimmytango00]

when it takes more work to reach around and wipe your ass after you shit.

[allntrlundrgrnd]

when you have no ankles

when the back of your arm hangs over your elbow

[M4Rl0N]

when you look down and you can't see your dick

Thats some funny shit!!!!
"You know you're getting fat when all your conversations end up to be something about food"

[jimmytango00]

you wake up and you are already thinking about what to eat for lunch.


haha i like this thread.

[Future240]

when your drunk friends mistakes your elbow fat for a vagina and tries to have sex with it

[rubelcon]

when it takes more work to reach around and wipe your ass after you shit.

or when you can no longer reach around to wipe your ass.

[HalveBlue]

You have to reserve 2 seats every time you fly.

[BustedS13]

you wake up and you are already thinking about what to eat for lunch.


haha i like this thread.

i do that but normally because i don't wake up until like noon

also the fat thing

[Future240]

when you are posting in this thread using experiences from your life

[shmiddy]

when you get stretch marks on your belly

[w0nderbr3ad]

you know when you're fat when you can sit down and place beers on your stomach without it falling

[Future240]

when you get a hard on for snickers

[shmiddy]

when you dont fit in roller coaster seats anymore

[blitzsti22]

when someone cups you lmao

[jimmytango00]

when you cant walk and talk at the same time, you start breathing heavy and take long pauses between words.

[Charlie]

When you have to buy a bigger bucket seat

[Enna]

when you look down and you can't see your dick

when the joke "find your penis for a dollar!, find your penis!" offends you

[midnight zenki]

When you get kidney punched at work and feel it reverberate through your midsection

[Blurryeyes]

.... you fart while reaching for coins on the floor

[MikeisNissan]

:gluttony:

[dolphin]

when your riding in a car and you feel your chest jiggle over bumpy roads.
time to fuckin work out again!

I feel ya on this one, LOL! its pretty annoying at times, but oh well!

[cserrano86]

When you sweat while watching sports on TV...

[HyperTek]

you know your getting fat when you got rolls on the back of your head!!

[driven_]

when your riding in a car and you feel your chest jiggle over bumpy roads.
time to fuckin work out again!
oh, you make me cry. :cry:

[simplistek]

When you have to buy a bigger bucket seat
damnit. so true. and i love my Bride too. =/

i need to run 5 miles a day.

[Om1kron]

when you feel your man tit touch your ribs sitting down.

when you sit down and your underwear folds.

when the part of your stomach that sits above your belt buckle looks like a croissant.

[Om1kron]

when you post in this thread while eating gumbo!

[Matej]

You know you're fat when you...

http://v2.emerils.com/img/img-ads/emeril_300x250.jpg

[blueshark123]

when u drive ur 240 and ur car scrapes on stock suspension lol

[zylvia213]

you know you're fat when the creases of the skin on your neck turn dark brown or black.....

[thesimpleS13]

when there's an earthquake for every step you take.

[deadstock40]

when you can hide things under your man tits..

[downshift_sideways]

....when you look down and you can't see your penis!

[downshift_sideways]

fuck someone took that already..

were all fat ass's...

fuck fuck fuck.

[xpertsnowcarver]

you know your fat when you get tired peeling an orange.

when you nearly possess your own gravitational pull.

when the only thing you can peel is the wrapper off a candy bar.

when you need to use deodorant under more than just your pits...

[downshift_sideways]

when you sit down to take a shit, and your ass cheeks squeeze and your shit comes out like a slurpie....


:D

[luckvx]

you know your getting fat when you look like me

[xpertsnowcarver]

when you sit down to take a shit, and your ass cheeks squeeze and your shit comes out like a slurpie....


:D

hahaha, omg.. u sat there for the last 8 minutes to think of one didn't you! +rep for u if it still existed.

[downshift_sideways]

^hahahahah.

I did no lie...

glad I've been hitting the gym lately.lmao!

[Dr. Acula]

You know your fat when you.... I'll answer this when I get back. Ima go get something to eat.

[jskateborders]

when the staff at all you can eat buffets gets annoyed with you

[juice.def]

when you have a mini fridge by your bed..

[mateoo]

when you discuss the Cool Ranch vs Nacho cheese doritos (http://zilvia.net/f/polls/218968-cool-ranch-vs-nacho-cheese-doritos.html) thread

[Future240]

when you masturbate to cooking shows

[LongGrain]

when you have a mini fridge by your bed..

that could also be said for just about anyone in college :keke:

[Mi Beardo es Loco]

when you find yourself staring aimlessly into the fridge right after dinner.

:( me last night.

[xtheenderx]

you know your fat when you buy edible underwear.

you know your fat when your tits leave crease marks around your stomach. :P

[dmragecm]

when your stomach jiggles from brushing your teeth.

[onepuff]

When you pull a sock out of your bellybutton

[juice.def]

that could also be said for just about anyone in college :keke:

or alcoholic mmmm cold beer

[downshift_sideways]

...you lie about your weight on your identification card/drivers license.

[Future240]

When your sweat is greasy

[driven_]

...you lie about your weight on your identification card/drivers license.
caught me again.. darn..

...when you lose soap bars in the shower.

[MrBrightSide]

.......when you put on a pair of tight jeans and fart, it looks like a rat ran down your leg

[BoostSlideWayz]

You Know Your Getting Fat When You Start To masturbate To The Food Channel.

[DALAZ_68]

u know ur fat when IN n Outs secret menu isnt so secret to you


u know ur fat when u know what a McGang Bang is from Mcdonalds

[Future240]

when you know the names of people at a fast food resturant

[DALAZ_68]

when you know the names of people at a fast food resturant
when those people know ur order by heart

[florante rea]

when you can't see you cock and balls?

[jimmytango00]

when you take small bites of your hamburger cause you dont want it to finish.

[ThatGuy]

...when you strip the whole interior out of your 240 to make it faster, but when you sit in it, it still weighs more than stock.

[BOROSUN]

when ppl poke your stomach expecting you to giggle.

bahaha my lil brother.

[DataXUnknown]

when your button breaks on your jeans

the belt you put on to hold up your buttonless jeans breaks as well

^true story...=\ and im a cross country runner! 10 miles is easy for me =)

[JRas]

when your BMI ( Body Mass Index ) classifies you as overweight or obese?
Calculate your BMI - Standard BMI Calculator (http://www.nhlbisupport.com/bmi/)

Obesity in America :(

[idnthav1]

........your friends ask you if you want their leftovers!

......you eat the melted cheese off the wrapper and it brings a smile to your face!!

[aziankingz]

when your BMI ( Body Mass Index ) classifies you as overweight or obese?
Calculate your BMI - Standard BMI Calculator (http://www.nhlbisupport.com/bmi/)

Obesity in America :(

you bastard..you gotta ruin this thread with this calculator.. :madfawk:

you know youre fat when you step into an elevator with people in it and it sinks down and everyone just stares at you..

[karl wasabi]

You know your fat when your relatives start saying you are fat.

When you get winded from walking up stairs.

When you start buying bigger clothes.

[repda916]

when you reply to this thread while eating a big ass cookie from the casino.

[karl wasabi]

You know you're fat when you are the last one eating at the dinner table.

[ericcastro]

You know your fat when you start wearing darker colored shirts.

I have cut soda out and will start running this week :)

[cc4usmc]

You know you're fat when your myspace only has pics of your face.

You know you're fat when you label yourself as a bbw/bbm on your craigslist casual encounters ad.

You know you're fat when your breasts and rolls double as musical instruments.

[sillyvia13]

when you roll out of bed not sit up...
when you turn over to stand.. up.

[qwikspool]

when you wear your XL shirts and it fits like a baby tee.

[enkei2k]

when you take up more than 2 seats on the bus/train/airplane/etc...

[The Chad]

.......when your girlfriend gets you a gym membership for Christmas because she says you used to be so much more "tone", now you get out of breath tying your shoes. :(

[Dee]

when your neck resembles a pack of hot dogs.

[xtheenderx]

you know youre fat when you step into an elevator with people in it and it sinks down and everyone just stares at you..

You know your fat when you step into the elevator everyone stares at the MAX CAPACITY.... bwahahaha Eddie Kim.

[Om1kron]

when you wear your XL shirts and it fits like a baby tee.

example!!! godamn hollister shirts.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v46/om1kron/2007-07-05%20Zendejas/2007-07-05011.jpg

[240drifter1]

when you cant take a shit without getting tired

I weight 135 at 6'0 and I become tired after some of the shits I take ?

[onepuff]

You know you're getting fat when the regular Oreo's just aren't good enough.

[neverrain]

u know ur fat when IN n Outs secret menu isnt so secret to you

I'll bite. I'm not a fatty, but I do have a little chub. I spend 12 hours a day at a computer at work, i eat like shit, AND i'm a lazy fuck. But I got crazy metabolism. Some day it will catch up.

Since I have lived in LA my entire life, I'll help out the foreign and out of state fatties who eat at In-n-Out for the first times.

In-N-Out's "secret menu":

1. Grilled Cheese - Basically a cheeseburger without the meat. Good for the whiny girlfriend who bitches about her diet.
2. Animal Style - They double every item on the burger except for the meat and bun. Lettuce, Tomato, Pickle, Onions (animal style will make them grilled), Sauce, Cheese.
3. Animal Fries - An order of fries covered in melted American cheese, grilled onions, and their burger "sauce" (basically thousand island dressing). Easily the most cholesterol filled item on the menu sans the burgers with multipliers (see below).
4. Protein Style - Your burger comes wrapped in Lettuce instead of a bun. This is how I eat it. I'm just not a big fan of hamburger buns.
5. 3x3, 4x4, 5x5, and so on. In-n-Out will make a burger of any size when ordered. They may make you wait if you pass 8x8. Yes, I know this because of a bet.

There may be some I'm missing. If I am, fill me in. I'd like to know if I am. Because, you know....I'm a fatty at heart.

[neverrain]

You know you're getting fat when the regular Oreo's just aren't good enough.

Oh man. I had the Mint Chocolate dipped ones the other day. I was done after two of them. SOOO good.

[simplistek]

I'll bite. I'm not a fatty, but I do have a little chub. I spend 12 hours a day at a computer at work, i eat like shit, AND i'm a lazy fuck. But I got crazy metabolism. Some day it will catch up.

Since I have lived in LA my entire life, I'll help out the foreign and out of state fatties who eat at In-n-Out for the first times.

In-N-Out's "secret menu":

1. Grilled Cheese - Basically a cheeseburger without the meat. Good for the whiny girlfriend who bitches about her diet.
2. Animal Style - They double every item on the burger except for the meat and bun. Lettuce, Tomato, Pickle, Onions (animal style will make them grilled), Sauce, Cheese.
3. Animal Fries - An order of fries covered in melted American cheese, grilled onions, and their burger "sauce" (basically thousand island dressing). Easily the most cholesterol filled item on the menu sans the burgers with multipliers (see below).
4. Protein Style - Your burger comes wrapped in Lettuce instead of a bun. This is how I eat it. I'm just not a big fan of hamburger buns.
5. 3x3, 4x4, 5x5, and so on. In-n-Out will make a burger of any size when ordered. They may make you wait if you pass 8x8. Yes, I know this because of a bet.

There may be some I'm missing. If I am, fill me in. I'd like to know if I am. Because, you know....I'm a fatty at heart.
flying dutchman. kind of atkins with just meat and cheese, and they add a special seasoning that makes you shit.

yeah... im fat.

[neverrain]

flying dutchman. kind of atkins with just meat and cheese, and they add a special seasoning that makes you shit.

yeah... im fat.

Never heard that one. Obviously newer and probably came around with the actual Atkins diet. I need to ask my buddy. I just remembered he used to work at In-n-Out.

[wangan_cruiser]

you know you are getting fat when you read the whole thread and decided to reply




LOL

[onepuff]

you know you're fat when you actually consider eating a Luther Burger

[flip3d]

when you look like you're overflowing from the top of your pants.

[juice.def]

when you snort weight loss pills...

[karl wasabi]

Never heard that one. Obviously newer and probably came around with the actual Atkins diet. I need to ask my buddy. I just remembered he used to work at In-n-Out.

It's actually not THAT new.

Here's one I bet NONE of you have heard of.

It's a flying dutchman chopped on top of animal style fries. Called a chopped dutchman. haha.

That shit is SOOOO good. I've only been to 1 In N Out that knew how to make it. haha.

You know you're fat when you eat one of those...

[azndoc]

Ummmm I'm not fat so I wouldn't know.

But I guess when a fat person calls you fat.

[Om1kron]

lol you have a fat head... you can join the fun!

http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/56/l_d63cc049b04f400bbfc56bf5cb1f44b3.gif

[juice.def]

pho.. you asshole that looks good...

[punk138]

you know your fat when you put "all you can eat" restaurants outta business!

you know your fat when you sit down and your front butt smiles at ppl.

[Om1kron]

hahahahahah front butt, I thought I was the only person who used that...

you know you're fat when you have a front butt haha.

oh and http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v46/om1kron/THE%20YEAR%202009/2009-01-04%20-%20Pho%20Ha/2009-01-04003.jpg

best 25 bucks ever lol.

[ESmorz]

example!!! godamn hollister shirts.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v46/om1kron/2007-07-05%20Zendejas/2007-07-05011.jpg


What's up Billy Zane

[Om1kron]

I get vin diesel more than anything...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v46/om1kron/2007-07-13%20Vegas/vegas064.jpg

[karl wasabi]

hahahahahah front butt, I thought I was the only person who used that...

you know you're fat when you have a front butt haha.

oh and http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v46/om1kron/THE%20YEAR%202009/2009-01-04%20-%20Pho%20Ha/2009-01-04003.jpg

best 25 bucks ever lol.


Wow Wayne. Where do you get your pho' king pho? LOL.

Pho is supposed to be cheap.

And when did you have hair???? hahahaha

[Om1kron]

I actually cut it shorter recently.

[karl wasabi]

LOL. I didn't recognize you at first. It took me a few seconds.

You know you're fat when you have dreams about pho.

[ESmorz]

When you consider bus'ing someone from cali to bring you in n out on dry ice.

love ya boo.

lmao

[punk138]

when someone follows you around with a tuba

3T0GRjxOP98

[ESmorz]

All hail the BIG WHITE BOX

[downshift_sideways]

hahahahahah front butt, I thought I was the only person who used that...

you know you're fat when you have a front butt haha.

oh and http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v46/om1kron/THE%20YEAR%202009/2009-01-04%20-%20Pho%20Ha/2009-01-04003.jpg

best 25 bucks ever lol.

words cannot describe how much I fucking hate you right now.:madfawk:

[240drifter1]

Is it me or does that shit look absolutly disgusting ?

[Flicktitty]

when you read this thread and start to wimper :(

[Matej]

So I noticed noticed I've been gaining weight lately, and yesterday I missed my period. :hyper:

[onepuff]

Looks like there could be a small snake lurking in there waiting to attack.

[alindeman1989]

the scale says get off fat ass.


or when you cant get laid anymore lol

[Mathetai]

wow just wow :keke:

[Slammed Assassin]

you know your fat, when you have a hard time to bend down to tie a shoe!!

[Om1kron]

you know you're fat when you're sitting cleaning your engine parts with jeans and a belt on and you're short of breath.

[JayDee M Rolly]

you know you're fat when you rarely find clothes that fit you at the mall.

[LeftNutOfGowd]

You know your fat when you get diabetes...http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a279/JackSkeleton21/sleep.gif http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a279/JackSkeleton21/sleep.gif http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a279/JackSkeleton21/sleep.gif http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a279/JackSkeleton21/sleep.gif

















WAIT THAT'S NOT FUNNY THAT'S JUST WRONG SORRY GUYS..

[stiizy]

^^ Dude your fat as shit haha.....

Eating all them fucking tacos and shit...

[zaquanh]

you know your fat when you wiegh more than her

http://www.oe24.at/zeitung/multimedia/archive/00091/caro_91371f.jpg

[LeftNutOfGowd]

^^^BLAHHHH

Damn them I must be fucking obese and ready to die lol. I think my neck is bigger then her head lol

[don_bagz]

when you go through a drive thru with out a car and the people that work there would say, "nice escalade mang!"

[LeftNutOfGowd]

You know your fat when you know what every number on the value menu is..

[stiizy]

You know your fat when you know what every number on the value menu is..

Wait i know every number hahaha.......

[thejapino]

When you snore when you're awake.

When you're at a restaurant and you tell your g/f to order something different from you b/c you know she won't finish her food because you want variety...MMMmmmMM:yum: leftovers

[stiizy]

When you snore when you're awake.

When you're at a restaurant and you tell your g/f to order something different from you b/c you know she won't finish her food because you want variety...MMMmmmMM:yum: leftovers

Wait i do this too...

But i'm not Fat.........

[Brian]

I'm getting too porky.

I need to trim it down.

need to drink more water and do sit-ups everyday.

[Om1kron]

sit up's without proper cardio and diet will actually protrude your gut as the muscle will build under the fat. If I remember correctly at a steady pace if you do 10'000 situps you will burn off 1 pound.

But that's stuff I know when I cared about being "in shape" as long as I'm "fuckable" i'm good.

[Brian]

Oh.... hmmmm, interesting.

What the fuck is cardio?


I do about 30 sit ups per day.

[Om1kron]

cardio is an acronym for "running, jumprope, getting on those silly ass machines at a gym, basketball, football" etc.

[Brian]

I run/jog sometimes.
Other than that, nope.
I'm thinking of playing hockey again.

[ANVIL]

when u are eating nuggets or something with sauce, run out of nuggets and just eat the sauce

[Om1kron]

damn that's dirty lolololol...

[wow-thats-a-cool-car]

when you go to jerk off and you have to lift up your stomach to get to your weiner

pretty dirty lol

[karl wasabi]

You know you're fat when you get a rash from your legs rubbing together.

You know you're fat when you make a Slurpee thread. :keke:

[Om1kron]

ooooooooooooooooooooh snap!

[Bubbles]

6% body fat.

This thread is not for me.

[shishcabobers]

When your screen name is bubbles.

[Brian]

hahah SLURPEE thread.


damn, I just was there the other day

new flavour this month

some kind of blue mountain dew thing.


Might have to come out of retirement for this...

[Bubbles]

When your screen name is bubbles.

Wait..........what?

[shishcabobers]

Wait..........what?

Bubbles is like a name of an obese african american stripper.

http://www.aolcdn.com/ch_bv/monique-fat-chance-335a072707.jpg
"hai i iz bubbles"

[Bubbles]

Are there black people in Canada?

[VROOOM]

I run/jog sometimes.
Other than that, nope.
I'm thinking of playing hockey again.


me too, i got my hands on some goalie gear. if your serious pm me.

[Brian]

My brother is starting tonight at Coast 2 Coast in Huntington.
I was going to play, but I feel WAY too out of shape to even attempt it.

I got a 10 minute lesson on the last 5 years of the hockey world when I went to the pro shop at Glacial last month.

So different now.

[Dirty Habit]

I played hockey for 18 years. Turned down a scholarship to play college. Tore up my knee really badly that next year in a pickup game. Not allowed to play anymore, I rollerblade and go ice skating with my broad occasionally, but I wish I could play again. By far the most fun sport to play out there.

[Dorifto89]

Man, fat people suck.

[karl wasabi]

hahah SLURPEE thread.


damn, I just was there the other day

new flavour this month

some kind of blue mountain dew thing.


Might have to come out of retirement for this...

DO IT!!! It's been warm enough for a Slurpee recently.


You know you're getting fat when you fall asleep every time you sit down on a couch.

[A Spec Products]

You know you're getting fat when you fall asleep every time you sit down on a couch.

No, that's when you know you are getting old

I fell asleep recently on the couch after eating a big meal, first time ever, knew I was getting old haha

[karl wasabi]

No, that's when you know you are getting old

I fell asleep recently on the couch after eating a big meal, first time ever, knew I was getting old haha


Damn. I must be getting old too then. haha. I seem to fall asleep whenever I sit on a couch for more than 20 mins. I guess school just causes a great lack of sleep.

[Future240]

when you daydream about food.

For about three days I have been daydreaming about eating wings

[Om1kron]

My brother is starting tonight at Coast 2 Coast in Huntington.
I was going to play, but I feel WAY too out of shape to even attempt it.

I got a 10 minute lesson on the last 5 years of the hockey world when I went to the pro shop at Glacial last month.

So different now.


derailment : speaking of hockey

Datsyuk is the fucking shit!!! This is like hockey's equivalent of a cross over.

YouTube - Pavel Datsuk's Famous Shootout Move Brought to 09!!!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gy7UQnPkgf0)

mad skiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiillz

go red wings

back on topic...

you know you're fat when you eat a half of a large bag of doritos before you go out to eat, order a bunch of food just to take home and snack on later since you ran out of doritos lol.

[nor-caljdm]

i know i am getting fat when I eat mexican and pho for 2 weeks straight
hahah

[keistyle]

when you just ate your ass off.
then see fresh warm food.. . and say
'damn that looks good'
then you proceed to eat some.
dammit

[keistyle]

私は脂肪午前 >:(

[jimmytango00]

when you plug in your phone charger and notice you have peanut butter smeared on your fingers.

[NISMO_tuner]

when you fill up in a buffet and get hungry again 10 mins after you leave

[downshift_sideways]

your girlfriend doesnt go down on you so muchh.......

when your hitting it doggy style and you gotta suck in your gut or pull it up to go an inch deeper in that bitch!


hahahahaaa

[StalinDrift123]

When you can't get into a bucket seat!!!

[DALAZ_68]

when your feet widen out everytime you step

[stiizy]

私は脂肪午前 >:(

are you really??

just work out bro

[Future240]

私は脂肪午前 >:(

are you really??

just work out bro

Mind translating that?

[karl wasabi]

When you can't get into a bucket seat!!!

What's up a million posts ago... :tardrim: :doh: :down:

[karl wasabi]

Mind translating that?


It translates, "I am very fat"

[THE PROPHET]

When your standing up and your doing the tippy toe-gargoyle stance with one foot.
....a lot of my heavier friends to it...haha

[wow-thats-a-cool-car]

You know your fat when you change you last name to your favorite food....Karl lol

[karl wasabi]

You know your fat when you change you last name to your favorite food....Karl lol

WTF? Wasabi is not my last name. haha. AND...it isn't a food. It's a goddamn root! lol.

[S14TEENZ]

When u get kicked out of a ALL-U-CAN-EAT-BUFFET...

hopefully know one said that one yet...not lookin thru 6 pages of this...my stomach already hurts from laughin thru the first 3 pages..

[don_bagz]

:wiggle:when you're driving a dodge magnum and make it look like a mini cooper..:wiggle: