Ten Cars And The Type of Women They Attract

[Insomnya3AM]

Top Ten: Ten Cars And The Type Of Women They Attract (http://jalopnik.com/5117022/ten-cars-and-the-type-of-women-they-attract)

An educational guide.

[lucky7]

wat..............?

[ILoveMyRHS13]

Bwahahaha.

[ByeByeSti]

haha ill stick to a skateboard if those are my options for girls hahaha

[txrxs]

note to self, build old school hot rod.

[S14DB]

Lame except for the Integra Girl Payoff.

[chibo]

That hippy girl has nice eyes, too bad she probably smells like trout.

[HyperTek]

i dont really give a fawk about jalopnik... ive yet to see any factorial stuff on there lol

seems like the writer dislikes japanese cars lol

[driven_]

i wonder if a 240 can get what a "euro tuner" gets....

Hehe...

[driven_]

i dont really give a fawk about jalopnik... ive yet to see any factorial stuff on there lol

seems like the writer dislikes japanese cars lol

and rednecks/hillbillies

[C. Senor]

haha...stupid jalopnik. made me laugh. i guess i need to be a rat rod then. or a late model euro tuner. haha

[Future240]

Somewhat amusing......

[ronmcdon]

Integra girl & Palin made my day.

Seriously though I'm really going to consider an old vw for the next project :)

[Phlip]

The license plate link at the top contributed some that we have seen already, but was redeemingly funny, making up for the liberal amount of suck applied to this one.

[ESmorz]

I'd blow it on the "rockabilly" girls face.

Just saying.

[SlideWell]

i knew i shoulda bought a VW, ive got a thing or emo/scene girls. i wanna pork em like no ones business, but slap em at the same time. i suppose i could do both at the same time, a lot of em like that kinda stuff. freaks.

[lucky7]

sounds to me like you're the freak. lol.

[ESmorz]

a lot of em like that kinda stuff. freaks.

Not as many as you would think.

Maybe back in the old days when it was "weird" to dress like that. Nowadays they are mostly just normal girls who want attention from boys with long hair.

[ayuaddict]

note to self, build old school hot rod.

YES

S13 FT for old ass american car.

[Xbroke_kidX]

im buying a hotrod....

[shinhed]

Makes me wanna trade the 240 for a micro bus.

I thought she was hot. Probably artsy too:love:

[Mi Beardo es Loco]

rockabilly chicks all day long!!!!

[chibo]

i knew i shoulda bought a VW, ive got a thing or emo/scene girls. i wanna pork em like no ones business, but slap em at the same time. i suppose i could do both at the same time, a lot of em like that kinda stuff. freaks.

How does that make them freaks? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/chibo/hide.gif

[karl wasabi]

Gaahh. This is kinda true in that every time I go or see a euro meet, there are always hot girls there. WTF? lol. Never anything like that at an S chassis meet.

[ESmorz]

S-Chassis meets are ghetto as fuck, the cars are ugly and thrashed, and they know we have no money. That's why.

:mepoke:

[C. Senor]

^lol. yeah euro cars tend to be a little more expensive to build then s-chassis cars. and hot rods aren't that expensive to build if you do everything yourself. you just have to find everything and take the time to make it work. but yes, there are quite a few rockabilly girls that are effin hot.

[NISMO_tuner]

i kinda wanna get an old school rat rod now...lol
thanks for sharing that with us...
i kept me from being bored for a few minutes

[mRclARK1]

I chuckled...

Somewhat true to a degree I guess. Maybe I should treat my VW a little better. :keke:

[karl wasabi]

S-Chassis meets are ghetto as fuck, the cars are ugly and thrashed, and they know we have no money. That's why.

:mepoke:

Yes. This is true. But that stops you from having a hot girlfriend? lol.

[98s14inaz]

I'd blow it on the "rockabilly" girls face.

Just saying.

Win! I was just thinking the same thing. I don't know what it is about that look but it gives me a chubby in the pants.

http://jalopnik.com/photogallery/ladytypes/1005454213

[ESmorz]

Yes. This is true. But that stops you from having a hot girlfriend? lol.

No, but I brought a gf to a meet once and her exact words were "there are no other girls there and just a bunch of ugly cars".

So I won't ever bring another one. I mean if you really think about it it probably is extremely boring for girls if they don't like cars.

[txrxs]

No, but I brought a gf to a meet once and her exact words were "there are no other girls there and just a bunch of ugly cars".

So I won't ever bring another one. I mean if you really think about it it probably is extremely boring for girls if they don't like cars.

Fact.

Once you grow out of the "I want my girlfriend to do everything with me stage" you'll realize how awesome time by yourself and with your friends is. You wouldn't want to go to a bridal shower, same rules apply for them.

[soreballz]

but yes, there are quite a few rockabilly girls that are effin hot.
General speaking, when it comes to rockabilly/psychobilly girls, they tend to be either really hot or really ugly/fat. There is very rarely an in-between. lol
Sadly though, for every hot one, theres 2 or 3 fatties/uggos. lol

[ronmcdon]

True, there's almost zero correlation between chicks and cars. well, maybe an expensive car will attract money diggers, but every car event I've been to almost has no chicks or some dude's gf (even more depressing). in my experience, there is no faster way to get some girl off your back than to talk to them about cars. it will bore them to death guaranteed.

to get into cars to meet chicks makes no sense at all.

[bloodangels13]

that it im starting my rat rod project this coming summer... i loooove me some rockibilly chickie

[mRclARK1]

In all truthfulness... A girl who actually likes YOU, isn't interested in what you drive. Best girl I ever met and dated didn't even know I owned a car because it wasn't even in the same country. lol

[lolatclint]

what are you gonna race me with..? ur skaitaboard. heh heh heh

D.K FTW lul

[flip3d]

OMG.

I want a rod.


or a Jetta :P

[blueshark123]

damn i want an integra so bad:love: haha

[ZilviaKid]

scene girls are hot, but for them most part extremely stupid..

[ESmorz]

Fact.

Once you grow out of the "I want my girlfriend to do everything with me stage" you'll realize how awesome time by yourself and with your friends is. You wouldn't want to go to a bridal shower, same rules apply for them.

Yup and I'm not a jealous guy like at all but shit was ridiculous how many guys were like all up in her and subsequently my business. Acting like they have never seen a vagina bearing person before.

Fuck that noise.

KA-T '32 Chevy? Next project.

[punk138]

ratrod or euro fo sho!

cant go wrong with italian exotic either!

[5150Fab]

Hotrod chick ftw.

She is going to be the "cool" grandmother.

[usdm180sx]

Gettin a Gallardo tomorrow. Fuck sensible japanese car haha

[handinpants]

10. 80s era muscle car- this one looks like an iroc camero, which normally i would say mullet rednecks and nascar. but in todays modern society these things look good on big chrome wheels.
9. Euro Tuner - I see those people are really chill and laidback, but they aren't quite euro til they buy their beemer.
8. offroader.... i've seen all types of people drive these, and i myself would love to have this truck to drive, although i live in LA and 80% of parking is in garages so i am going to have a tough time parking.
7. the Rare italian exotic - actually is not rare at all, in this city i see about 4 or 5 average each day. further more, they are pretty fun cars to drive, once you figure out how to use reverse with the egear setup. i'd see too many gold diggers after those.
6. clapped out rice rocket - not to sound racist or biggot but i do see a fair share of latinos driving these poorly put together fast and furious wannabes, which is great because it attracts them to the cops, not me.
5. vw microbus - these are awsome slow cars, unless you put the right motor in it. i would totally rock it out.
4. Arch bishop Don Magik juan's green pimp caddy - For him it works really well, i don't have that much game.
3. Nascar- I can only think of #10, along with mullets, and 18year old girls pregnant, and beer and trailers.
2. Old school hot rod- this is a ratrod in the picture, looks pretty sweet and fast, but would only pull certain types of pussy... not sure what kind though
1. sensible japanese import - well there is an integra here, which has not yet made it to the clapped out rice rocket status, yet.

to some it up, girls don't give a crap about what you drive, especally the ones you want to keep around. as for the gold diggers, and dirty sluts you want, you have to stick to the luxury, exotic, and the classics

[handinpants]

Gettin a Gallardo tomorrow. Fuck sensible japanese car haha

make sure you order it for manual transmission, the egear had some problems when i was borrowing it from my buddy, he traded it back for a manual, and there have not been any problems since. oh and it loves the canyons and tracks :o)

[shinhed]

^Love your analysis.
#10,#8, #3 and sometimes #6, go hand in hand around here.

[TehMaverick]

note to self, build old school hot rod.


+5 for liking the same kind of women.

[dolphin]

I think I'm going to go build a hot rod now to get me a tatted rockabilly chick, they're so freaken hot!

[kevtrinh]

So what car gets me a girl like her?
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/145/418673071_03acc5769d.jpg

[FaLKoN240]

Jetta, Rat Rod, or a Luxury exotic... all YES PLEASE.

[Flicktitty]

lol good stuff.

[Vision Garage]

haha. I never see chola girls at the 240 meets. WTF!!!

[illxs14]

^^ haha

you gotta get a bomb to get the " lil dreamers"

[alindeman1989]

man i need a jetta lol.

[rb26man]

oh shizzle i have the s13 and the lowered jetta on rims already now i just need a rat rod and the game is mine lol

[cwallace12]

I got a 240 and a sentra spec-v and my wife looks like the chick who is about the jetta.
http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/51/m_1b17fc4c75744b8d9e72fd7ecf5e0619.jpg

[juice.def]

note to self, build old school hot rod.

word to that

[xs240]

That was nasty.

[cwallace12]

That was nasty.

What was nasty?

[Quail]

Love them Rockabilly chicks. I'm moving to the Rod scene!

[shmiddy]

rockabill chick is fuckin HOT! nothing like a tattoo on a chick..... and im not talking about them sleezy tribal tramp stamps

[TheRonTom31]

Im wondering where big wheeled vertexish lexus fits into that spot

[S14DB]

Im wondering where big wheeled vertexish lexus fits into that spot

I didn't see GMILF's listed.. :Ownedd:

[TheRonTom31]

you say owned but GMILFs have money and wont live to long.

Do you see where im going with this

[JDM_inspired]

the only attention my car gets is from... GUYS!