Official Post Whoring Thread

[sykikchimp]

ok.. so I'm a post whore.. SO [email protected]>?

[Dousan_PG]

congrats on the 100000 post (edit: fixed #s)

but as far as the post whoring goes
im one too....sooooo

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid50/p89c252f8964c72cf8d4f7a03ba817a84/fcac856b.jpg

[sykikchimp]

not 10,000.. 100,000 in the whole CHAT forum../ lol

I was just bored and figured I would see if any of the mods were paying attention.. :LOL :cool:

[TheTimanator]

ummm, your post count says 2600 :confused:

[019]

Originally posted by TheTimanator
ummm, your post count says 2600 :confused:

at the top left of your page click "Zilvia.net Forums". look at the # of posts under chat. that's where the 100,000 comes from

[Jeff240sx]

I'm paying 1/2 attention.
-Jeff

[Jeff240sx]

Were you paying attention?
-Jeff

[sykikchimp]

yeah.. I saw that... man your quick.

WOOHOO/... the post whoring continues..!!

EXCELLENT SITE MARK.. (another brown nosing oppertunity)

[Annoying Eric]

Yeap..........






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:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[91CRXsiR]

yea!

[Phlip]

I WANNA POST WHORE TOO!!!

[Jeff240sx]

Originally posted by PHLIP
I WANNA POST WHORE TOO!!!

DAMNIT Philip! You're not allowed to post whore! Apologize!
Note: Must have over 1500 posts to post whore.
-Jeff

Edit: Spooney Luv rules!

[kandyflip445]

I wanna get to post whore status!:p

[Jeff240sx]

1500 posts! Period! Once you can change your title to postwhore via the control panel, you may be a post whore. Untill then, you're Zilvia Junkies and Zilvia Members.
-Jeff

Edit: I'm really messing with ya, cuz I can legally be a postwhore!:D

[Phlip]

Jeff... I apologize to all parties involved, I will wait for 1500 posts to become an official post whore. I guess I can just be a post slut until that day comes.


And yes, Spoonie Luv DOES, in fact, rule...
"Yo baby, could I meet you?"

[Jeff240sx]

Originally posted by PHLIP
And yes, Spoonie Luv DOES, in fact, rule...
"Yo baby, could I meet you?"

[Sending Flowers:] You's a hoe, you'll always be a hoe...
LOL!
And Phlip, all members accept your apology.
-Jeff

[Phlip]

My personal fave:
*Sending flowers* Don't think that little restraining order can keep us apart girl...

[kandyflip445]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I'm a poseur/ricer!:p

[Phlip]

Originally posted by kandyflip445
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I'm a poseur/ricer!:p
The first step to correcting the problem is to address it, we are all proud of you for stepping up :D (j/k)

[kandyflip445]

Originally posted by PHLIP
The first step to correcting the problem is to address it, we are all proud of you for stepping up :D (j/k)


You know you are too!!! Admit it!!!:p :D

[Phlip]

Originally posted by kandyflip445
You know you are too!!! Admit it!!!:p :D
Nah, not me... I KNOW my car isn't as fast as it should be, hardly rice material... I will, however, have my suspension and B&M in on saturday morning...

[kandyflip445]

Originally posted by PHLIP
Nah, not me... I KNOW my car isn't as fast as it should be, hardly rice material... I will, however, have my suspension and B&M in on saturday morning...

BAH!!! You aren't PRA(Poseur&Ricers Anonymous) material anyways!:D

[Phlip]

Originally posted by kandyflip445
BAH!!! You aren't PRA(Poseur&Ricers Anonymous) material anyways!:D
*crying tears of joy*

[kandyflip445]

Am I the only one????:( *weeping* (I'm soooooo lonely....)

[Phlip]

Originally posted by kandyflip445
Am I the only one????:( *weeping* (I'm soooooo lonely....)
There's more, I promise... Just none named PHLIP.

[kandyflip445]

*patiently waiting for other poseur/ricers*:(

[nrcooled]

I have been way too busy lately so the post-whoring has been put on hold but just wait.....I have a couple of days off coming so the posting will get out of control:eek: :D

[96SEChick]

Originally posted by Jeff240sx
1500 posts! Period! Once you can change your title to postwhore via the control panel, you may be a post whore. Untill then, you're Zilvia Junkies and Zilvia Members.
-Jeff


And Nissanaholics!!

Hi, I'm Lauren. And I'm a Nissanaholic.

***rounds of applause***

[sykikchimp]

Listen, I am the official post whore!!!

[Phlip]

Originally posted by 96SEChick
And Nissanaholics!!

Hi, I'm Lauren. And I'm a Nissanaholic.

***rounds of applause***
Lauren, I am Phillip, To be known as Phlip (flip), post slut, aspiring to some day become a post whore...

[sykikchimp]

{{round of applause to Lauren}} Hoooray!!

{{Big BOOO to el slacknor Bakari!}} BOOO!!...

[silnv]

I have a low low post count. I need to be post whoring!:p

[sykikchimp]

Philip - :::{{{PIMP SLAP}}}::: Shut the F**K up you stoopid SLUT!

[sykikchimp]

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<---------- THE CHIMP IS BACK!..





...btw - Jeff.. only mods can change titles... but according to mark we can get custom titles at 2500 posts..

Can you make me "dA 0Riginal P0sT P1mP!"

:-P

[sykikchimp]

... we need more smilies...

:( :p :cool: ............ :D

[Jeff240sx]

Originally posted by sykikchimp
[B...btw - Jeff.. only mods can change titles... [/B]

Well then, by my rules, only mods can post-whore!
BOOYAH!
-Jeff

[kandyflip445]

I wanna be a mo.....pos....ah....nm....I'm still a poseur...:p

[BadMoJo]

w00t!!


Free Post! :rolleyes:






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:D

[kandyflip445]

Can I have mine changed to "Poseur/Ricer"??

[ca18guy]

I

[ca18guy]

Holy ****, I got a message saying I couldn't post a message within 60 seconds of my last message. I guess I can't post whore :mad:

[-E-]

Im a whore :rolleyes:

[sykikchimp]

This is the place for everyone to profess their Love and Loyalty to ZILVIA!!

[mrmephistopheles]

Ok Ok, this thread is WAY out of place in chat. Shame on you guys. *shakes finger*
*moves thread to Off-Topic*

-Kevin












(maybe just a little bit jealous to not have 11ty billion posts)

[sykikchimp]

MUHAhaHaHaHHAhAhaHhAHAHAhahahahaHAHhAhAhAhAhahahAH


it's ok Kev.. not everyone can be cool like mE! LOL

[RedSuns]

i want to be cool like you guys........

[SimpleS14]

:confused:

[RedSuns]

am i cool yet

[Phlip]

Originally posted by sykikchimp
Philip - :::{{{PIMP SLAP}}}::: Shut the F**K up you stoopid SLUT!
Watch that, I'm not far from you... Matter of fact, I thought I saw a car like yours going into concord mills as I was leaving saturday around 12 o'clock, was that you?

[Steeles]

Phil did I ever tell you you talk to damn much?

[Phlip]

Originally posted by Steeles
Phil did I ever tell you you talk to damn much?
Brandon, did I ever tell you that you could eat the D?

[Steeles]

how many times have I told you I feed you the D. live it learn it love it

[Phlip]

Originally posted by Steeles
how many times have I told you I feed you the D. live it learn it love it
ENOUGH!!! What's good for the weekend? Oh, I get money back from taxes too, so atlanta next week is a done deal, I will know today if I can take a half so we can leave Friday night...

[Steeles]

autocross sunday. ummm sat. not much going on. I gotta move some stuff. but we can go hold down hooters again.

[kandyflip445]

oooooooOOOoo....hooters....mmmmmmmmm......:rolleye s:

[Steeles]

hahah they dont wanna go to the strip club with me :D

[kandyflip445]

mmmmmm.....strippers....mmmmm:D (waitin to turn 18 on the 25th, I'll go after then!)

[96SEChick]

Should I have my name changed to "post biitch" hehe :D

[Jeff240sx]

I think I'm just gonna change the name of this thread...
-Jeff

[96SEChick]

Originally posted by Jeff240sx
I think I'm just gonna change the name of this thread...
-Jeff

LMAO--good thinking!

[Steeles]

Originally posted by Jeff240sx
I think I'm just gonna change the name of this thread...
-Jeff

haha I was like where did this one come from!?!?!

mmmmmm.....strippers....mmmmm (waitin to turn 18 on the 25th, I'll go after then!)

man you'd be ****ed around here just about all of them in my area are 21 and up

[MikeFD3S]

p0sT wh0rn1g 0wN1j1zZ!

[kerv]

hi

[xS1LV1Ax]

Posting, eh? I like posting ...hehe:D

[KiDyNomiTe]

Originally posted by 96SEChick
And Nissanaholics!!

Hi, I'm Lauren. And I'm a Nissanaholic.

***rounds of applause***

Hi, I'm Simba. And I too am a Nissanaholic.

Is there a 12 step program to fix my addiction:) .

I have accepted that I have a problem, what is ste 2?

[KiDyNomiTe]

Originally posted by Jeff240sx
1500 posts! Period! Once you can change your title to postwhore via the control panel, you may be a post whore. Untill then, you're Zilvia Junkies and Zilvia Members.
-Jeff

Edit: I'm really messing with ya, cuz I can legally be a postwhore!:D

Yay according to half of your post I can whore it up.

[xS1LV1Ax]

God Bless this thread...

...so bored....read the bottom of this guy's page (Personal Quote)
http://www.g2ic.com/members/premier/92jdmgsr/

[96SEChick]

Originally posted by S1LV1A
...so bored....read the bottom of this guy's page (Personal Quote)
http://www.g2ic.com/members/premier/92jdmgsr/

LMAO @ his quote "I hate Nissan 240SX's" --probably because he still gets beat, even after all that $$ he put into the car.

[KiDyNomiTe]

Originally posted by S1LV1A
God Bless this thread...

...so bored....read the bottom of this guy's page (Personal Quote)
http://www.g2ic.com/members/premier/92jdmgsr/

If anything he is just joking around, my friend would write something like that, he is getting an integra, soon, and I am getting an S13. And we always bocker about honda vs. nissan, but we never really take any of it seriously, just a little friendly rival that we will sort out sometime next year this time when I get my engine swap :D .

If he actually does hate them (back to the 2nd gen Teg Owner), too bad for him, he is missing out :D

[kandyflip445]

So since this is the "Official Post Whoring Thread"....does that mean I'm a post whore now and not a poseur!?!?!?!?!?:D

[kandyflip445]

Originally posted by S1LV1A
God Bless this thread...

...so bored....read the bottom of this guy's page (Personal Quote)
http://www.g2ic.com/members/premier/92jdmgsr/

WTF???? At least 240sx people don't try to make them off-road vehicles that are slammed!!!!!:D

Oh, and now due to this thread I now have over 400 posts and counting! THANKS SYKIKCHIMP!:D

[Phlip]

This not having a computer at home makes post slutting a little difficult, so I have some catching up to do...

[whateverjames]

:o

[whateverjames]

1,900 posts. thank ya very much.

[019]

hahahaha. nice topless chick!

[whateverjames]

:eek:

[whateverjames]

uh oh

[whateverjames]

Uh oh part II

[Apparition]

All the cool kids are post whores.

[Apparition]

Hahahaha "We even dynoset different decal sets for you." the white banners add at LEAST 15 hp

[kandyflip445]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Love the wrong 'button' ones!:D

[96SEChick]

Male Tan lines:

[96SEChick]

hehe--this is sick:

[96SEChick]

One more whoring-post for now (kinda sick ending, but oh well):


Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors. Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic, the other residents tolerated her, and some of the males actually joined in.

One day, Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. "STOP!", he shouted in a firm voice. "Have you got a license for that thing?" Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him.

"OK" he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall. As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, Weird Harold popped out in front of her and shouted, "STOP! Have you got proof of insurance?" Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster and held it up to him. Harold nodded and said, "Carry on, ma'am."

As Ethel neared the final corridor before the front door, Crazy Craig stepped out in front of her, stark naked, holding a very sizeable erection in his hand.

"Oh, God," said Ethel, "Not the breathalyzer again!"

[ca18guy]

worst...joke...ever!

[KiDyNomiTe]

Its story time.

This is a story about a girl named Lucy


Lucy was 7 and wore a head of blue barettes
City born, into this world with no knowledge and no regrets
Had a piece of yellow chalk with which she'd draw upon the street
The many faces of the various locals that she would meet
There was joshua, age 10
Bully of the block
Who always took her milk money at the morning bus stop
There was Mrs. Crabtree, and her poodle
She always gave a wave and holler on her weekly trip down to the bingo
parlor
And she drew
Men, women, kids, sunsets, clouds
And she drew
Skyscrapers, fruit stands, cities, towns
Always said hello to passers-by
They'd ask her why she passed her time
Attachin lines to concrete
But she would only smile
Now all the other children living in or near her building
Ran around like tyrants, soaking up the open fire hydrants
They would say
"Hey little Lucy, wanna come jump double dutch?"
Lucy would pause, look, grin and say
"I'm busy, thank you much"
Well, well, one year passed
And believe it or not
She covered every last inch of the entire sidewalk,
And she stopped-
"Lucy, after all this, you're just giving in today??"
She said:
"I'm not giving in, I'm finished," and walked away


Now Lucy was 37, and introverted somewhat
Basement apartment in the same building she grew up in
She traded in her blue barettes for long locks held up with a clip
Traded in her yellow chalk for charcoal sticks
And she drew
Little bobby who would come to sweep the porch
And she drew
The mailman, delivered everyday at 4
Lucy had very little contact with the folks outside her cubicle day
But she found it suitable, and she liked it that way
She had a man now: Rico, similar, hermit
They would only see each other once or twice a week on purpose
They appreciated space and Rico was an artist too
So they'd connect on saturdays to share the pictures that they drew
(Look!)
Now every month or so, she'd get a knock upon the front door
Just one of the neighbors,
Actin nice, although she was a strange girl, really
Say, "Lucy, wanna join me for some lunch??"
Lucy would smile and say "I'm busy, thank you much"
And they would make a weird face the second the door shut
And run and tell their friends how truly crazy Lucy was
And lucy knew what people thought but didn't care
Cuz while they spread their rumors through the street
She'd paint another masterpiece


Lucy was 87, upon her death bed
At the senior home, where she had previously checked in
Traded in the locks and clips for a head rest
Traded in the charcoal sticks for arthritis, it had to happen
And she drew no more, just sat and watched the dawn
Had a television in the room that she'd never turned on
Lucy pinned up a life worth's of pictures on the wall
And sat and smiled, looked each one over, just to laugh at it all
Now Rico, he had passed, 'bout 5 years back
So the visiting hours pulled in a big flock of nothin
She'd never spoken once throughout the spanning of her life
Until the day she leaned forward, grinned and pulled the nurse aside
And she said:
"Look, I've never had a dream in my life
Because a dream is what you wanna do, but still haven't pursued
I knew what I wanted and did it till it was done
So i've been the dream that I wanted to be since day one!"
Well!
The nurse jumped back,
She'd never heard Lucy even talk,
'Specially words like that
She walked over to the door, and pulled it closed behind
Then Lucy blew a kiss to each one of her pictures
And she died.


Moral of the story is:
You can dream a little dream
Or you can live a little dream
I'd rather live it
Cuz dreamers always chase
But never get it



- Aesop Rock

[Zemus]

Originally posted by whateverjames
:eek:

AHAHAHAHHA thats freaking great

[-E-]

Originally posted by 96SEChick
Male Tan lines:

:eek:

[96SEChick]

We have heard more women are standing every day.

So after we looked into it, we found the number one reason.

The new womens urinal is a big hit. its sweeping
all the best places in the country.

Order your new womens urinal today.....
It is a little pricey, but we know it will change the way you feel about life.

Going to the restroom will never be the same


++++ see attachment

[96SEChick]

Some more pics (you'll need an unzip program--didn't want to do a new post for each pic)

[-E-]

[email protected] thoes are great :D

[Phlip]

Hey guys, I got my B&M in the car today... It has been said before, but this thing is the best shifter I have handled in my LIFE.
I have KYB AGXs too, but we couldn't put those in today because the brain surgeon in the shop ordered S13 springs and I have an S14 :mad:

[96SEChick]

Originally posted by PHLIP
I have KYB AGXs too, but we couldn't put those in today because the brain surgeon in the shop ordered S13 springs and I have an S14 :mad:

That sucks! How long before the new ones come in?

[Phlip]

And I am ready to continue my post-slutting with anyone paying attention tonight. Final decision for all paying attention yesterday: Brandon (STEELES) my best friend ROger, and myself will be at hooters, High point Rd. in greensboro, NC tonight...

[Phlip]

Originally posted by 96SEChick
That sucks! How long before the new ones come in?
They discounted them and they wil be next day aired to come in on tuesday... The bad part is that now I will have to leave the car with the guys so they can put them on, I work during the week...

[96SEChick]

Another sick joke :D


A man was in a long line at the grocery store. As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the register. She asked, "What size condoms?" The customer replied that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants. He did, she reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him and called over the intercom, "One box of large condoms, Register 5."

The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like most of us, was up for a cheap thrill. When he got to the register, he told the checker that he too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she could have some brought to the register for him. She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants. He did, she gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom and said, "One box of medium-sized condoms, Register 5."

A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought what he had seen was way too cool. He had never had any type of sexual contact with a living, breathing female, so he thought this was his chance. When he got to the register he told the checker he needed some condoms. She asked him what size and he said he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants and he did. She reached over the counter, gave him one quick squeeze, then picked up the intercom and said....

"Cleanup, register 5."

[Phlip]

LOL, my uncle told me that joke when I was WAY too young to hear stuff like that... I think that may be where I got this twisted sense of humor... Anyone see Dave Chappelle this week?

[Phlip]

http://maddox.xmission.com/penny_drop.html

[Steeles]

Originally posted by PHLIP
They discounted them and they wil be next day aired to come in on tuesday... The bad part is that now I will have to leave the car with the guys so they can put them on, I work during the week...

that sux man. guess we'll be putting those on when we do my hub too. crap I gotta get ready got some errands to run before hooters :)

[Phlip]

Originally posted by Steeles
that sux man. guess we'll be putting those on when we do my hub too. crap I gotta get ready got some errands to run before hooters :)
I'm about to attempt to go back to the house for a while before we go, I'm starting to get hungry too, I'll catch up to you there.

[Steeles]

ooh and in true post whoring fashion

[Phlip]

I'm starting to like this post whore thing personally


Correction: Post slut, I was told I can't be a post whore yet, but the aspirations are there.

[Steeles]

(damn the 60 second rule.. how can I effectively post whor with these rules!!!)

I just thought I'd tell you

[Steeles]

theres a meet up in atlanta next weekend. 630 till whenever at the D&B in Marietta.

[Phlip]

Originally posted by Steeles
(damn the 60 second rule.. how can I effectively post whor with these rules!!!)

I just thought I'd tell you
That 60 second thing is getting me too, it is digging deeply into my post-slutting...

[Phlip]

Originally posted by Steeles
theres a meet up in atlanta next weekend. 630 till whenever at the D&B in Marietta.
You know I'm with you... How cool would it be to have a motorcade of 240s driving down to atlanta at midnight with us?

[Steeles]

Originally posted by PHLIP
I'm about to attempt to go back to the house for a while before we go, I'm starting to get hungry too, I'll catch up to you there.

wanna go early? call roger Im hungry too. I need a shower mmm the bar tender at Christie's made me a drink thats my new favorite :) a loaded cherry bomb... mmmmm mmmm goood

[Steeles]

Originally posted by PHLIP
You know I'm with you... How cool would it be to have a motorcade of 240s driving down to atlanta at midnight with us?

hehe I hope Murph got his cell back on so we can meet them wherever they are. since we gotta drop your moms off.

[Phlip]

Originally posted by Steeles
wanna go early? call roger Im hungry too. I need a shower mmm the bar tender at Christie's made me a drink thats my new favorite :) a loaded cherry bomb... mmmmm mmmm goood
I just spoke to him just now, he's not feeling too tough, so he may or may not show up... I call for an official moving of the time up to 8, sound cool? I told him and he knows the time and all...

[Phlip]

Originally posted by Steeles
hehe I hope Murph got his cell back on so we can meet them wherever they are. since we gotta drop your moms off.
Yeah, my uncle stays in decatur and he has plenty of space for us to crash when we get there if you wanna do it that way.

[Steeles]

either way. and 8 sounds cool. Im hitting the showers and I'll see ya uup there

Peace Im out jettin like a runaway slave

[Phlip]

Originally posted by Steeles
either way. and 8 sounds cool. Im hitting the showers and I'll see ya uup there

Peace Im out jettin like a runaway slave
Later... See ya up there. Anyone in the area paying attention, feel free to tag along...

[96SEChick]

Originally posted by PHLIP
http://maddox.xmission.com/penny_drop.html

LMAO--that's pretty creative!! :D

[Jeff240sx]

Great Pics. It's really sad. I've been away for one day, and now there are 4 pages of this.
-Jeff

[Steeles]

Originally posted by Jeff240sx
Great Pics. It's really sad. I've been away for one day, and now there are 4 pages of this.
-Jeff

see what you missed?

on a side note. a bouncy blown suspension and a pitcher of beer dont go well together. I hate 1/2 hour drives home..

[Steeles]

I dcont wanna be a post whore.. I want to post pimp. you know smack post whore around... threaten to break my foot off in their back side kick back and shout about how that biatch better have my money

[Apparition]

Hahaha maddox. He has some pretty funny crap on his site. Especially his sasses about the ricers, really ****es people off.

[Steeles]

ahhh an icy sunday afternoon what better time to do some post pimping!

[96SEChick]

OMG! It's been 8 hours since a reply to this thread! The one time we're actually allowed to POST WHORE, people don't take them up on it!?!?!? hehe


sorry, just had to bring this one back :D

[240 2NR]

I've never post whored before.

What exactly am I supposed to do?;)

[Steeles]

Originally posted by 96SEChick
OMG! It's been 8 hours since a reply to this thread! The one time we're actually allowed to POST WHORE, people don't take them up on it!?!?!? hehe


sorry, just had to bring this one back :D

jeez I go away for a little while and the thread slips? inconcievable

[Danio]

So, I hear there's a post-whoring thread in OT. Yatta!

[Steeles]

funny I heard that too... but I cant seeem to find it?!?!?

[SimpleS14]

http://mypage.campuspipeline.com/443/files/useless.gif

[KiDyNomiTe]

it's time for some random digi cam shots :D

EDIT: hmm should I spoil his moment of 1999 posts, or should I party like it's Nineteen ninety nine

[thelinja]

tee hee

[KiDyNomiTe]

We'll start with some 350Zs
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid48/p55818600e81aef207aad29ef5b9e477a/fcb9cf9e.jpg
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid48/p4723a041cc722c31f13883f52a1e161b/fcb9cf75.jpg
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid48/p9e43e4e819aafd73583619497b2427c4/fcb9cefe.jpg
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid51/p7e37db5e5e26b5a4eea16fdcf49d6257/fca34284.jpg

Track Edition (I think):
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid47/p53859e4e545bdba5e68d1bbcc34c3309/fcc4160b.jpg
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid47/p04996794b6ac2eb739d71db552d2b17f/fcc415e9.jpg
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid47/pe809202cfcc6472e4170bf66c1dab0a2/fcc41599.jpg

[KiDyNomiTe]

More Pics:

FMIC, Correct Badging, decent looking front bumper, so far so good right
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid48/pbca6e58006f79b1980857e42cb218904/fcbaa808.jpg

Lets look inside
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid48/p1dd393cd6a78d6e87207c44c9947923c/fcbaa814.jpg

And it's 4 door (you can't really tell in any of the pics though)
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid48/p7b2e397f9c6411ce3a09018da37566d8/fcbaa7ae.jpg

It must have been integra day at this parking lot, 4 done up integras
This was the best looking one, not a type-r but nothing that ugly.
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid48/p8baa6c8f37abcdbfe562e631a43d9024/fcbaa7d3.jpg

Then we come to this POS (don't ask why all of em were white.
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid48/p9a8942717cbd9cd9d3c2db576b78676c/fcbaa7fd.jpg

Who Dem Be?
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid48/pc832b69f463867403201600c3c4b301c/fcbaa7bd.jpg

Everyone loves VTEC
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid48/p37a4609c7f6a7197ab32434642310097/fcbaa7f3.jpg

[KiDyNomiTe]

Now for the 240s
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid48/pbbcffe9dba895715f0651349927f4c89/fcb9d007.jpg

Blurry pic but you can make it out
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid50/p1db87cb7b225a6aa06fbaf47a0c5abe6/fcac85f4.jpg

Black S13 with rims, exhaust and a couple stickers
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid50/pd5f269137740d47cbf8fc1caca9f5f61/fcac84f8.jpg
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid50/pec752fb90303a0b02b7af794bdbb776e/fcac84e8.jpg


http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid47/pe6726586c54a0095f6dd9176b6bd10d5/fcc41615.jpg
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid47/p5ab93a94527d8b4173e2d2dba604b03d/fcc415aa.jpg
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid47/p538a40a9fe7f8935a12463367e94851a/fcc415a6.jpg

[sykikchimp]

YES.. it's a 240....

http://www.yashiofactory.co.jp/i_love/240SX/240_s.jpg

http://www.yashiofactory.co.jp/i_love/240SX/240_r.jpg

http://www.yashiofactory.co.jp/i_love/240SX/240_f_0.jpg

[silnv]

That is a very very interesting looking car. ^^^^^

[Jeff240sx]

http://www.graphic-art.ws/jeff/exhaust.jpg
WOOT!

-Jeff

[sykikchimp]

Originally posted by Jeff240sx
http://www.graphic-art.ws/jeff/exhaust.jpg
WOOT!

-Jeff

what'd you replace it with?

[sykikchimp]

Originally posted by silnv
That is a very very interesting looking car. ^^^^^

that is, the Yashio Factory 240sx w/ sr20det Swap.

here is more pistures of it from TAS 2003

http://www.nissansilvia.co.nz/TAS2003/S13/s13_day1_n01.jpg
http://www.nissansilvia.co.nz/TAS2003/S13/s13_day1_t13.jpg
http://www.nissansilvia.co.nz/TAS2003/S13/s13_day1_t16.jpg
http://www.nissansilvia.co.nz/TAS2003/S13/s13_day1_t15.jpg
http://www.nissansilvia.co.nz/TAS2003/S13/s13_day1_t14.jpg

[Phlip]

Been away for a couple of days, stuck up in the house, as it rained pure ice all day yesterday... The car is still home taking the day off, but my ass had to come to work... :mad:

[Phlip]

But the post slut is officially back in action...

[SimpleS14]

Originally posted by sykikchimp
what'd you replace it with?

Another exhaust system

[Phlip]

Originally posted by GT specR
Another exhaust system
LOL, I thought he put an intake in it's place personally...

[Steeles]

Originally posted by sykikchimp
that is, the Yashio Factory 240sx w/ sr20det Swap.



Thats awsome! even though they are pink I really like what Yoshiro Factory does with the Scars. they didnt just go left hand drive they actually swapped one into a USDM car. not many JDM companies would think to do something like that. and ya gotta luv the Pink Godzira sticker!

[Steeles]

Originally posted by PHLIP
LOL, I thought he put an intake in it's place personally...

thats like something you'd do.. hey man is the ice gonna affect your spring delivery?

[Steeles]

Originally posted by PHLIP
LOL, I thought he put an intake in it's place personally...

Double post super post pimp manouver!!!!!!

[Phlip]

Brandon, you get your car out of your driveway today?

[sykikchimp]

Originally posted by PHLIP
LOL, I thought he put an intake in it's place personally...

well.. you never know.. it is Jeff..

[Steeles]

Originally posted by PHLIP
Brandon, you get your car out of your driveway today?

I was gonna dig it out cuz we were supposed to go in on at least an hour delay but dad called me at like 7 and said get ready Im picking you up. woke me up and e'rething. i was counting on at least another hour of sleep

[Phlip]

Originally posted by Steeles
thats like something you'd do.. hey man is the ice gonna affect your spring delivery?
You are right, I like the sound of my intake better than my exhaust, I'd rather have 2... And lord I HOPE this nonsense won't effect my springs coming in, I will have an accute case of "angry black man" syndrome if they don't come. Luckily, I've been seeing UPS trucks today when I was out in my sister's truck, so I'm hoping for no more glitches.

[sykikchimp]

Originally posted by Steeles
Double post super post pimp manouver!!!!!!

Only Ta MasTa can quote the Double post and score Double post quote points! mUHYAhaHAHAahAHAHAHa

[Phlip]

Originally posted by Steeles
I was gonna dig it out cuz we were supposed to go in on at least an hour delay but dad called me at like 7 and said get ready Im picking you up. woke me up and e'rething. i was counting on at least another hour of sleep
LOL, that's funny... Mine is still under my carport, hasn't moved an inch. I was going to go to food lion down the street from my house, but stepped on the top step and BUSTED MY ASS... Caught my breath, crawled back up the steps and didn't go outside again all day.

[Phlip]

Originally posted by sykikchimp
Only Ta MasTa can quote the Double post and score Double post quote points! mUHYAhaHAHAahAHAHAHa
Are we playing post whore/pimp/slut scrabble now? It looks like a 3 hand game, anyone else in?

[Steeles]

Originally posted by sykikchimp
Only Ta MasTa can quote the Double post and score Double post quote points! mUHYAhaHAHAahAHAHAHa

I am the shogun of Harlem! i'll score double and even triple post pimp post points!

Sho nuff!

[Phlip]

Not that this has been necessary on this thread, but...

Bump.

[edited for size]

[Steeles]

Originally posted by PHLIP
LOL, that's funny... Mine is still under my carport, hasn't moved an inch. I was going to go to food lion down the street from my house, but stepped on the top step and BUSTED MY ASS... Caught my breath, crawled back up the steps and didn't go outside again all day.


LOL I would pay to have seen that.. .cause Im Rietch BIATCCCCH!

[sykikchimp]

Steeles.. your lookin might "fly" in that pic thread.. lol

[Steeles]

uh oh..... since I didnt post the pic Im kinda scared to go look...

[MikeFD3S]

ohio

[Steeles]

mississippi

[Jeff240sx]

Well.. I tried hooking up my intake, but it didn't curve correctly. So I rebent it, and that didn't quite work, cuz I didn't have the hangers in the correct location. Finally.. after getting those 2 done, the damn thing kept hitting my driveshaft.
So.. I had to switch plans.

http://graphic-art.ws/jeff/exhaust1.jpg
and
http://graphic-art.ws/jeff/exhaust2.jpg

So.. that's what I've got.
-Jeff

[Phlip]

Originally posted by Jeff240sx
Well.. I tried hooking up my intake, but it didn't curve correctly. So I rebent it, and that didn't quite work, cuz I didn't have the hangers in the correct location. Finally.. after getting those 2 done, the damn thing kept hitting my driveshaft.
So.. I had to switch plans.

So.. that's what I've got.
-Jeff
Fair enough...

[Steeles]

Originally posted by Jeff240sx
Well.. I tried hooking up my intake, but it didn't curve correctly. So I rebent it, and that didn't quite work, cuz I didn't have the hangers in the correct location. Finally.. after getting those 2 done, the damn thing kept hitting my driveshaft.
So.. I had to switch plans.

So.. that's what I've got.
-Jeff

damn man it sucks you got stuck with that...

[Phlip]

I was thinking you could hook the intake up just aft of the cat and run it out like a side pipe... Granted, people won't like the flames that come out when you are suddenly off-boost, like a certain other showoff I know.

[Phlip]

And how odd was it that this thread actually went 2 1/2 hours without a reply, I was thinking that it would actually get to the second page for a moment there, then STEELES TO THE RESCUE!!!

[Steeles]

momma always said I could be a super hero!:D :D :D :D :D :D

[Phlip]

Originally posted by Steeles
momma always said I could be a super hero!:D :D :D :D :D :D
Too bad you have proven to fail time and time again... "Tried to play superman, ended up like Chris Reeve"

[Jeff240sx]

Originally posted by Steeles
damn man it sucks you got stuck with that...

Yea. My life sucks. And not to mention that I'm getting within 2 weeks of getting my engine back... it's just so damn sad.
-Jeff

[Phlip]

Originally posted by Jeff240sx
Yea. My life sucks. And not to mention that I'm getting within 2 weeks of getting my engine back... it's just so damn sad.
-Jeff
Tell you what, I'll pay the shipping and you can send the engine down here to NC...

[Steeles]

Originally posted by Jeff240sx
Yea. My life sucks. And not to mention that I'm getting within 2 weeks of getting my engine back... it's just so damn sad.
-Jeff

ouuuuch your actually gonna put that nice engine in there with THAT on?

[Phlip]

You guys... I was just thinking. Isn't it great that we are allowed to get on this thread and just post pimp/slut/whore all we want? Isn't that sweet?

(Don't mind me, just random thought)

[Steeles]

so I was sitting here thinking.....

















it was pretty cool!

[Phlip]

It's good to see that there are people in agreement, even if that person's opinion doesn't mean a damn thing to anyone in particular...
I'll get on to post slut more later, I have to get back to work now...

[Jeff240sx]

Yea... honestly, I'm really not looking forward to the entire weekend's worth of work to re-install my engine. It's gonna blow.

And yea. So far, I haven't gotten bitched at for making a post-whoring thread. I should probably pin it up, and change the name again... something along the lines of "Random Thoughts". No... I'll just leave the post whoring thread alone...
Stupid random thoughts.
-Jeff

[Phlip]

Originally posted by Jeff240sx
Yea... honestly, I'm really not looking forward to the entire weekend's worth of work to re-install my engine. It's gonna blow.

And yea. So far, I haven't gotten bitched at for making a post-whoring thread. I should probably pin it up, and change the name again... something along the lines of "Random Thoughts". No... I'll just leave the post whoring thread alone...
Stupid random thoughts.
-Jeff
GUYS, THIS IS WHY WE LIKE JEFF!!! JEFF FOR PRESIDENT!!! (do I get the engine now?)

[Steeles]

So I need an affordable apt. I cant decide if I want a roomate or not. but I dunno if I got the loot for much without one. is it worth it for me to move to Gboro? or find something here in Burlington. i need to stack some loot before I do anything but staying with the rents will drive me psycho in no time flat. plus you cant really bring trim home if your living with your folks... even if it is temporary... buying furniture and crap will really cut into the car funds... cuz I dont really own crap. everything I did I got rid of. grrrr. this sux. someone remind me to kick the redhead when I see her again.

[Steeles]

heheh Jeff rulz! but watch your car man... Phill will try and hump it... I've seen it.. its not pretty

[Jeff240sx]

Ohh.. has anyone seen my *NEW AND IMPROVED* site?
I didn't make it.. and I hate the music on it (will get changed in a couple days) and the pics don't have subtitles on them... but.. it's about 80% done.
CLICK ME (http://graphic-art.ws/jeff240sx.html)
-Jeff

[Phlip]

Originally posted by Steeles
So I need an affordable apt. I cant decide if I want a roomate or not. but I dunno if I got the loot for much without one. is it worth it for me to move to Gboro? or find something here in Burlington. i need to stack some loot before I do anything but staying with the rents will drive me psycho in no time flat. plus you cant really bring trim home if your living with your folks... even if it is temporary... buying furniture and crap will really cut into the car funds... cuz I dont really own crap. everything I did I got rid of. grrrr. this sux. someone remind me to kick the redhead when I see her again.
Having moved fromg G'boro to Gibsonville, I saw my taxes on the car cut in half, I wouldn't advocate moving back unless it was really worth it... I save money living just outside of city limits. And speak for yourself on the bringing trim home to mom's crib, my mother has told me time and time again that she doesn't care :D there had to have been a good reason for me to still be at home, right?

[Phlip]

Originally posted by Steeles
heheh Jeff rulz! but watch your car man... Phill will try and hump it... I've seen it.. its not pretty
I could be mistaken, but didn't I hear a tale of a certain someone gatting a couple good humps in with a certain car at NOPI?

[S13Grl]

hi

[96SEChick]

Originally posted by Jeff240sx
Well.. I tried hooking up my intake, but it didn't curve correctly. So I rebent it, and that didn't quite work, cuz I didn't have the hangers in the correct location. Finally.. after getting those 2 done, the damn thing kept hitting my driveshaft.
So.. I had to switch plans.-Jeff

OMG--I think this is the first time I've ever seen pics of your car!!! Looks great! I love the look of a red '96 SE w/ the wind-deflector on the sunroof. Makes me drool. Gee, I wonder why?

http://my240sx.freewebspace.com/images/my_car--front_end.jpg
http://my240sx.freewebspace.com/images/my_car--rear_end.jpg

Hmmm...looks familiar--except you don't have a rusty muffler :D

[96SEChick]

And damn, I go to work and we get 2.5 new pages of Random Thoughts, by Zilvia's Handiest. Wow.

[96SEChick]

I don't think I've posted this yet. If I have, OH WELL!!



Top Ten Rejected Valentines Day Cards

10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk / But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.

9. Our love will never become cold and hollow / Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.

8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store / In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.

7. This feels so good, it feels so right / I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.

6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class / Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass.

5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished / But now I'm fulfilled . . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!

4. Through all the things that came to pass / Our love has grown . . . but so's your ass.

3. You're a honey . . . and you're a cutie / I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty".

2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny / So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!

1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister / You should check out the one that I gave to your sister!

[96SEChick]

This one's pretty sick, but still funny as hell.





A married couple is lying in bed one night. The wife is curled up, ready to go to sleep, and the husband turns his bed lamp on to read a book. As he's reading, he periodically reaches over to his wife and fondles her special area.

He does this a few times, but only for a very short interval before returning to read his book. The wife gradually becomes more and more aroused assuming that her husband is seeking some encouragement she gets up and starts stripping in front of him.

The husband is confused and asks, "Why are you taking off your clothes?"

His wife replies, "You were rubbing me downtown. I thought it was foreplay,"

The husband says, "No, not at all."

His wife asks angrily, "Well, what the hell were you doing then?"

"I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in my book!"

[96SEChick]

Last one for tonight. My favorite is #1




25 SIGNS That Prove - "You've Grown Up"....

1. Your house plants are alive & you can't smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry & divorce instead of hook up & break up.
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of buffalo wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You no longer drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you.

[96SEChick]

Originally posted by S13Grl
hi

Hi there! How have you been?? Haven't seen you around much lately.

[Jeff240sx]

Where do I get in line to post whore? I guess it's behind Lauren...
-Jeff

[96SEChick]

Originally posted by Jeff240sx
Where do I get in line to post whore? I guess it's behind Lauren...
-Jeff

Hehe--I missed a lot while I was at work today. I had to catch up :D

Your turn!

[Steeles]

lauren you one dirty girl....

I like that
[shortened]

[Jeff240sx]

Whee! It's my turn. I have to write a ****ing paper for english. I guess I'll just catch up with postwhoring tomorrow.
*Ducks out of line*
-Jeff

[Steeles]

Originally posted by PHLIP
Having moved fromg G'boro to Gibsonville, I saw my taxes on the car cut in half, I wouldn't advocate moving back unless it was really worth it... I save money living just outside of city limits. And speak for yourself on the bringing trim home to mom's crib, my mother has told me time and time again that she doesn't care :D there had to have been a good reason for me to still be at home, right?

I figured you were just slack..... :D but on the real.. my moms is the type that would get on the intercom and ask if we needed condoms or something. she means well but her timing sucks.

[96SEChick]

Originally posted by Steeles
lauren you one dirty girl....

I like that
[shortened]

LOL--that's what the bf says :p

I'll find more pics for you guys tomorrow & upload them to my site. I'm glad I could be here for entertainment!! :D

[Steeles]

Originally posted by Jeff240sx
Whee! It's my turn. I have to write a ****ing paper for english. I guess I'll just catch up with postwhoring tomorrow.
*Ducks out of line*
-Jeff


toodles! have fun. (waiting for the 60second anti post whore rule to be over so i can post again.......)

[s13fastback]

i guess ill be a groupie too

[Steeles]

Originally posted by 96SEChick
LOL--that's what the bf says :p

I'll find more pics for you guys tomorrow & upload them to my site. I'm glad I could be here for entertainment!! :D

haha yeah I getit alot myself. most people that know me end sentences with "Shut up Brandon" out of habit at this point......

(again awaiting the APW60R........)

[BadMoJo]

random picture post..........:D

[Jeff240sx]

Random Pictures?
Howz about a stock fuel pump?

http://graphic-art.ws/jeff/pump1.jpg

-Jeff

[AceInHole]

Bah. You people post whoring. Shame on you.
















.... :D

[Dark]

If you can't beat them join them

[Dark]

so

[Dark]

here

[Dark]

goes

[Dark]

On the average life mostly sucks; but in the few moments that it doesn’t. Life, for a second, becomes something very beautiful and extraordinary.

[s13fastback]

here is a random picture of ...... something freakie ...

[Phlip]

Damn, I go away for a while and then there's a whole other page when I return, I see that since the weekend has ended and people are mobile in the snow (if that applies to them) post slut/pimp/whoring has continued... Have fun people!!!

[Phlip]

How come this never gets old?

[sykikchimp]

because it's fun..

everyone secretly wishes to be a whore at some point or another. :)

[sykikchimp]

This was taken by the crew on board the Columbia during its last mission. This photo was taken via satellite, on a cloudless day. The picture is of Europe and Africa when the sun is setting. Half of the picture is in night. The bright dots you see are the cities lights. The top part of Africa is the Sahara Desert. Note how the lights are already on in Holland, Paris, and Barcelona, and how it's still daylight in London, Lisbon, and Madrid. The sun is still shining on the Straight of Gibraltar, and the Mediterranean Sea is already in darkness.

In the middle of the Atlantic Ocean you can see the Azores Islands; below them to the right are the Madeira Islands; a bit below are the Canary Islands; and further south, close to the farthest western point of Africa, the Cape Verde Islands. Note how the Sahara is huge and can be seen clearly both during daytime and nighttime. To the left, on top, is Greenland, totally frozen. Fantastic!

[BadMoJo]

Thats pretty sweet lookin.

[Steeles]

cool pic man

[Steeles]

so I got my hub. I'll actually be able to hear in my car again

[Steeles]

SUPER Post Pimp Double Play Strikes Again! ooooh yeah double up baby you feel that? you liike that? fills you up niiice dosent it.. yeaaah nice and tight double post baby

[sykikchimp]

lol... your too c00l for skool.

[sykikchimp]

Biggity bizzump straight to the top.. as if it's necessary

[Bbandit]

hey i wanna be a postwhore too
btw... im excited.. this weekend will be my 2nd autocross for this semester
yeaah :eek: :D

[Steeles]

Originally posted by sykikchimp
lol... your too c00l for skool.

I didnt breeze through school... well actually I did I breezed through campus on my way back to the crib

-7l & esoteric

[Steeles]

so like my home computer comes home today!! yay. its just been a day FULL of parts arrival

[Jeff240sx]

So... whats up?
I hate my bank! They can go ****ing suck my ass!
"Your funds are being withheld due to 'excessive overdrafts'." "Yea? Well if you didn't ****ing hold my funds, I wouldn't ****ing overdraft, would I!?!?!"
And the sad part!
"So I want my ****ing $3000 in my gaddamn account right now! I'm ****ing closing it, and getting out of this ****ty ****ing bank!"
"Well sir, you can't withdraw that much money right now. You have to give us a couple days notice."
**** **** GOD-DAMN MOTHER****ERS CAN SUCK MY ASSHOLE!
-Jeff

[Jeff240sx]

Just to make my point clear...
**** BANKS! I'm buying a ****ing coffee can!
-Jeff

[AceInHole]

I was gonna buy a new turbo today. The guy didn't show up. Now I'm again without boost, but at least I'm not driving a minivan.

[Phlip]

You know guys, I went to the canary Islands before, I was dissappointed to find that there were no canaries, so I went to the virgin islands...





















NO DAMN CANARIES THERE EITHER!!!

[Phlip]

BUMP
How dare someone move this thread out of the top spot?

[hookedup240]

Thought i would post because everyone else was, trying to get to 300 posts.

[Jeff240sx]

Phlip...
Before you get dissapointed at Iceland and Greenland... Iceland isn't icy and Greenland isn't green, either.
-Jeff

[Steeles]

sorry I was in the virgins a couple years ago

[Phlip]

Originally posted by Jeff240sx
Phlip...
Before you get dissapointed at Iceland and Greenland... Iceland isn't icy and Greenland isn't green, either.
-Jeff
Good thing I will never go to poland either...

[Steeles]

Originally posted by PHLIP
Good thing I will never go to poland either...

foo joo alr34dy Po!!!

[Steeles]

so I had lunch with two strippers today. they offered to take me out and get me ****ed up now that Im single :)

[Bbandit]

lend me 3000 bucks and i will pay you back $4000 2 years from now :D

[Jeff240sx]

Originally posted by Bbandit
lend me 3000 bucks and i will pay you back $4000 2 years from now :D

Lend me $3,000,000 and I'll pay you back $4,000,000 2000 years from now (same scale.. just a little more money).
-Jeff

[96SEChick]

Uh-oh. This almost made it to the 2nd page of new posts!



I'm still looking for new pics and jokes to post :D

[sykikchimp]

for Lauren:

"In my next life, I'm gonna be a bear...

If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for
six months.

I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid.

I could deal with that, too.

If you're a bear, you birth your children while you're sleeping (who
are the size of walnuts) and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs.

I could deal with that in a big way.

If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat
anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them
too.

I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He
EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup...gonna be a bear.
"

[sykikchimp]

What Do You Call A Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A Stick.

What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.

[sykikchimp]

Catholic Women

Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together, discussing
how important their children are.
The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks
into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic woman chirps, "Well, my son is a bishop. Whenever
he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace'.
The third Catholic woman says smugly, "Well, not to put you down, but
my son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say 'Your
Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The first three
women give her this subtle "Well...?" She replies, "My son is a
gorgeous, 6'2' hard-bodied, well-hung, male stripper. Whenever he walks
into a
room, women say "My God....!"

[sykikchimp]

A husband looking through the paper came upon a study that said women
use more words than men. Excited to prove to his wife his long-held
contention that women in general (and his wife in particular) talked too
much, he showed her the study results which stated, "Men use about 15,000
words per day, but women use 30,000." His wife thought awhile, then finally
she said to her husband, "It's because we have to repeat everything we
say."

The husband said, "What?"

[SR20Fastback]

Originally posted by sykikchimp
Catholic Women

Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together, discussing
how important their children are.
The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks
into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic woman chirps, "Well, my son is a bishop. Whenever
he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace'.
The third Catholic woman says smugly, "Well, not to put you down, but
my son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say 'Your
Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The first three
women give her this subtle "Well...?" She replies, "My son is a
gorgeous, 6'2' hard-bodied, well-hung, male stripper. Whenever he walks
into a
room, women say "My God....!"


haha thats pretty good

[sykikchimp]

ererrrr.. uguuugguggg... Muussttt pooosst agaaainnn...

[Apparition]

Originally posted by Steeles
so I had lunch with two strippers today. they offered to take me out and get me ****ed up now that Im single :)

Did you have to pay them to say that? :D

[SimpleS14]

sykikchimp you funny :D

BTW.....what do you guys think about my sig?

[sykikchimp]

Originally posted by GT specR
sykikchimp you funny :D

BTW.....what do you guys think about my sig?

it would be better with the energizer bunny running accross the road right in front of it.. :)


...whatever happened to that rabbit anyways??... (mUaHAhAHAHa)

[SimpleS14]

Do you have a bigger pic of your avatar?

Where the heck did you get it?

[SR240DET]

Originally posted by Jeff240sx
So... whats up?
I hate my bank! They can go ****ing suck my ass!
"Your funds are being withheld due to 'excessive overdrafts'." "Yea? Well if you didn't ****ing hold my funds, I wouldn't ****ing overdraft, would I!?!?!"
And the sad part!
"So I want my ****ing $3000 in my gaddamn account right now! I'm ****ing closing it, and getting out of this ****ty ****ing bank!"
"Well sir, you can't withdraw that much money right now. You have to give us a couple days notice."
**** **** GOD-DAMN MOTHER****ERS CAN SUCK MY ASSHOLE!
-Jeff

hmm.. hey jeff... i got some good advice from anther guy.... it was good advice.... now that i think of it... his name was jeff also... it goes somthin like this...... ;) :D

"Demand your money back.
If that doesn't work, and they won't budge... you'll need another bank. So don't just say "allright, I'd like to close out my account." That's the pussy way. Look around, squint your eyes, and say "If I don't get my money back, someone in here is getting an ass-whooping." And technically, it's not assault on anyone, since you didn't make eye contact during the threat, or specify a person. "

[AceInHole]

Some guy asked me if I had an SR today. I just said "nah... this one was made in Japan."

[Jeff240sx]

sr20det guy... yea. I should have tried that, but I was caught by suprise when they held a check for $500 when I have $3000 in the bank. I was really, really confused about that. They didn't steal money or anything...
I use that method to get money back from overdraft fees. You can't just use that threat for any reason, otherwise it becomes an idle threat.
-Jeff

[96SEChick]

Subject: Things You Might Not Have Known
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury.

Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear
better.

Coca-Cola was originally green.

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

The state with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska

The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% (now get this...The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%

The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400

The average number of people airborne over the US any given hour: 61,000

Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in
1910.

The youngest pope was 11 years old.

The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.

Those San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National
Monuments.

Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from
history:
Spades - King David
Hearts - Charlemagne
Clubs - Alexander, the Great,
Diamonds - Julius Caesar

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July
4th--John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.

"I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

Hershey's Kisses are called that because the machine that makes them looks like it's kissing the conveyor belt.

Q. What occurs more often in December than any other month?
A. Conception.

Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?
A. Their birthplace

Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested?
A. Obsession

Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"?
A. One thousand

Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and
laser printers all have in common?
A. All were invented by women.

Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?
A. Honey

Q. There are more collect calls on this day than any other day of
the year?
A. Father's Day

Q. What trivia fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most ironic?
A. He was allergic to carrots.

Q. What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?
A. Snoop in your medicine cabinet.

In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase "goodnight, sleep tight"..

It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a
month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month. We know it today as the honeymoon.

In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts. So in old
England, When customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them mind their own pints and quarts and settle down. It's where we get the phrase "mind your P's and Q's"

Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim or handle of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. "Wet your whistle" is the phrase inspired by this practice.

In Scotland, a new game was invented. It was entitled Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden.... and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.

AND FINALLY........................................... ...
At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow!!!!

[96SEChick]

Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.

The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.

The pastor will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth Into Joy."

Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

The eighth graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the church basement Friday at 7 p.m. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

Thursday night Potluck Supper. Prayer and medication to follow.

A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.

Weight Watchers will meet at 7 p.m. at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.

Tuesday at 4 PM there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.

The Lutheran Men's group will meet at 6 PM. Steak, mashed potatoes, green beans, bread and dessert will be served for a nominal feel.

Don't let worry kill you, let the church help.

This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.

Thursday at 5:00 pm there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All wishing to become little mothers, please see the minister in his study.

Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.

Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.

The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and they may be seen in the church basement Friday.

Announcement in the church bulletin for a National PRAYER & FASTING Conference: "The cost for attending the Fasting and Prayer conference includes meals."

Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way again" giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.

Next Sunday is the family hay ride and bonfire at the Fowlers'. Bring your own hot dogs and guns. Friends are welcome! Everyone come for a fun time.

During the absence of our Pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J.F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit.

The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility.

This evening at 7 P.M. there will be a hymn sing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.

"Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands."

[Jeff240sx]

FYI! Not once did I try to lick my elbow!
Also.. in your post of useless facts... I have another one.
A ducks quack is the only sound that has no echo. And scientists don't know why.
-Jeff

[96SEChick]

Guy in a taxi wanted to speak to the driver so he leaned forward and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, jumped up in the air and yanked the wheel over. The car mounted the
curb, demolished a lamppost and came to a stop inches from a shop window. The startled passenger said "I didn't mean to frighten you, I just wanted to ask you something."

Taxi driver says "Not your fault sir. It's my first day as a cab
driver. I've been driving a hearse for the past 25 years."

[96SEChick]

Bill Gates arrives at the pearlies... "Well, Bill", said God, I'm really confused on this one. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in the world, and yet you created that ghastly Windows. I'm going to do something I've never done before. I'm going to let you decide where you want to go!'

Mr. Gates replied, "Well, thanks, God. What's the difference between the two?" God said, "You can take a peek at both places briefly if it will help you decide. Shall we look at Hell first?" "Sure!" said Bill, "Let's go!" Bill was amazed! He saw a clean, white sandy beach with clear waters. There were thousands of beautiful women running around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining and the temperature was perfect!

Bill said, "This is great! If this is Hell, I can't wait to see Heaven." To which God replied, "Let's go!" and off they went. Bill saw puffy white clouds in a beautiful blue sky with angels drifting about playing harps and singing. It was nice, but surely not as enticing as Hell. Mr. Gates thought for only a brief moment and rendered his decision."God, I do believe I would like to go to Hell." "As you desire," said God.

Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to see how things were going. He found Bill shackled to a wall, screaming amongst the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being burned and tortured by demons.

"How ya doin,' Bill?" asked God. Bill responded with anguish and despair, "This is Awful! This is not what I expected at all! What happened to the beach and the beautiful women playing in the water?"

"Oh THAT!" said God, "That was the screen saver!"

[Jeff240sx]

Boo! Bill Gates joke was stupid.
-Jeff

[96SEChick]

For those of you who have had experience with computers and their glitches and idiosyncrasies, and downright illogical workings, you'll appreciate the following:

At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated "If GM had kept up with the technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon."

In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating:

If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:

1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.

2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car.

3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull over to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue.
For some reason you would simply accept this.

4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.

5. Only one person at a time could use the car unless you bought "CarNT," but then you would have to buy more seats.

6. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive but would run on only five percent of the roads.

7. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single "General Protection Fault" warning light.

8. New seats would force everyone to have the same sized butt.

9. The airbag system would ask "are you sure" before deploying.

10. Occasionally for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed the radio antenna.

11. GM would require all car buyers to also purchase a deluxe set of Rand McNally road maps (now a GM subsidiary), even though they neither need nor want them. Attempting to delete this option would
immediately cause the car's performance to diminish by 50% or more. Moreover, GM would become a
target for investigation by the Justice Dept.

12. Every time GM introduced a new car, car buyers would have to learn to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.

13. You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off.

[96SEChick]

Originally posted by Jeff240sx
Boo! Bill Gates joke was stupid.
-Jeff

LOL--I know it's old and stupid, but I still like that one. It reminds me of my computer sometimes :)

[SR20Fastback]

the church jokes were pretty funny. Also interesting finding out where those random phrases came from (the p's and q's one in particular). Oh and the 4 Kings, I had never heard that.

[Steeles]

Originally posted by Apparition
Did you have to pay them to say that? :D

hehehe nope. I quit payin um ages ago. I can spend 4 hours in there and spend 6 bucks for a drink and a tip to the bartender. I can actually get free refills in there. half the girls know me in there... the other half know my dad and refer to me as Blair's son. besides I messed around with one of um before she got a boyfriend :D