LOL! OMFG!! Check this out!

[Jeff240sx]

HAHAHA!
I was just emailed this:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2910059963&category=1469

It's the funniest thing I've seen this week!
-Jeff

[logo20]

34 bids at 203 dollars.

OK this auction has obviously gone completely out of control. Obviously many of the bids are apparently a joke. Please remember winning bidder will have to comply with any and all eaby rules. If you are not a serious bidder please retract your bid ASAP. Any legitimate bid that goes over $100,000 I will personally deliver the carrot.

that guy is crazy

[Jeff240sx]

Hmm.. When I read it about an hour ago, the bid was at like $9,000,000 for it. I think that's why he added that section.
It's more funny for $9,000,000, but it's still funny IMO.
-Jeff

[s13driver]

i wonder how it would taste like if you cook it and or maybe eaten it raw !? :rolleyes: ;) :eek: :p :D :confused:

[elevator]

I think I know her. She just lays there.:rolleyes:

[kandyflip445]

WTF?:p That is one messed up carrot...and those people that bid on it.....:rolleyes:

[96SEChick]

OMG that's funny! I can't believe people are bidding $10k for it!! Whoever keeps it is going to have to keep it sealed & cooled or something so it doesn't go bad. That thing won't keep forever w/o proper care (kinda like the real thing!)

[240SxTYLE]

what is this world coming to :confused: ... thats just a sick that someone would try and pay 10k for it... maybe he just didnt read that one section about real bids only... o well :rolleyes:

[elevator]

It is a joke. Click on the "bid history" and you'll see all the info on bids and cancellations on the item. It is really funny!:D
On Feb-10-03 at 14:53:09 PST, seller added the following information:
First off let me correct one sentence in my description it should have said (totally freak out Your friends and neighbors with this carrot) OK this auction has obviously gone completely out of control. Obviously many of the bids are apparently a joke. Please remember winning bidder will have to comply with any and all eaby rules. If you are not a serious bidder please retract your bid ASAP. Any legitimate bid that goes over $100,000 I will personally deliver the carrot.

It is quite the craze!!http://search.ebay.com/search/search.dll?MfcISAPICommand=GetResult&query=carrot+vagina&cgiurl=http%3A%2F%2Fcgi.ebay.com%2Fws%2F&ht=1&from=R10&currdisp=2&itemtimedisp=1&st=2&SortProperty=MetaEndSort&BasicSearch=

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WTF :eek:

[Jeff240sx]

Guys... a guy with 89 positive feedbacks has bid $15,099 for it. I don't think that it's a joke, seeing as the guy will be resposible for buying it, and hasn't gotten negative feedback in more than 6 months.

Also.. it's funny that so many things have popped up because of that. The picture, buttons, ect.
All I want is to grow a carrot with a vagina, cash in on it, and deck out my car. Is that too much to ask?!?
-Jeff

[96SEChick]

OMG--$15,299 with over 1 day left still!! This is madness I tell you----MADNESS!!!!

[elevator]

the madness continues!! :D
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2911875021&category=1469

[96SEChick]

Originally posted by gladhatter
the madness continues!! :D
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2911875021&category=1469

OMG, ROFLMAO!!!!

http://ebay2.ipixmedia.com/abc/M28/_EBAY_2767777c5a73d5f68b4262e4900fb80e/i-1.JPG

I am selling this fantastic accessory for the soon-to-be proud owner of the "carrot with a vagina."
Some people like their carrots in the raw, and some like them shaven. But if you want your "carrot with a vagina" silky smooth, I will provide this (or a similar) shaver/peeler with these (or similar) features.

2-1/2" Blade Double Edge Floating Blade Serrated for scraping or coring Nickel Plated. Please add 5 dollars S&H Happy Bidding

[DoriftoSlut]

Shoot, an extra $5 is too much for me, but I like my carrots shaven. :D

Damn i guess I won't bid now.

[elevator]

Originally posted by Dorifto180sx
Shoot, an extra $5 is too much for me, but I like my carrots shaven. :D
..and baby oiled?:D

[DoriftoSlut]

Originally posted by gladhatter
..and baby oiled?:D

Hehe, of course...

[goodjuan]

anyone know how much it was finally sold for?