Got girl problems? Beat her with a cheeseburger!

[MikeisNissan]

Man allegedly assaults girlfriend with burger

1 hr 29 mins ago
VERO BEACH, Fla. – A Vero Beach man faces a domestic violence charge after authorities said he assaulted his girlfriend with a cheeseburger. An Indian River County Sheriff's Office arrest report said a 22-year-old man and his girlfriend got into an argument as they sat in a car in front of their home.
The report said the man would not let the woman out of the vehicle, so she threw his drink out of the car. In response, the man allegedly grabbed her arm and smashed the cheeseburger into her face. The pair got out of the car, and authorities say the man again took the McDonald's sandwich and put it on her face.
The man was released on $1,000 bond Wednesday.

[CrimsonRockett]

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[s13silady]

Hahahahahahahhahahahahah

[Dousan_PG]

florida.

amazing.

[JRas]

$1,000 bond.. are you joking

[WERDdabuilder]

im lovin it.

[twotoes]

so does that mean im abusing myself everytime i shove a hamburger in my face?

[NISMO_tuner]

hahaha he should've stabbed her with fries

[kandyflip445]

Lolllllooooooloololollllllllloolllllllllololol

please tell me someone got a video. lololoololol

[ronmcdon]

that's got to be the most admirable accomplishment from florida ever.
but seriously, this was probably just a practical joke and the chick over-reacted. these days almost anything constitutes as assault. I think the modest $1k bond goes to show that the authorities might not be taking this too seriously either.

[silviachik420]

and authorities say the man again took the McDonald's sandwich and put it on her face..



hahahaha that shit is clasic

[HyperTek]

new meaning to "eat my meat" lmao

[punk138]

stupidest assault ever!!!

[98s14inaz]

Man allegedly assaults girlfriend with burger

1 hr 29 mins ago
VERO BEACH, Fla. – A Vero Beach man faces a domestic violence charge after authorities said he assaulted his girlfriend with a cheeseburger. An Indian River County Sheriff's Office arrest report said a 22-year-old man and his girlfriend got into an argument as they sat in a car in front of their home.
The report said the man would not let the woman out of the vehicle, so she threw his drink out of the car. In response, the man allegedly grabbed her arm and smashed the cheeseburger into her face. The pair got out of the car, and authorities say the man again took the McDonald's sandwich and put it on her face.
The man was released on $1,000 bond Wednesday.


:w00t::bowdown::Ownedd::bowrofl::cops: lol

[shmiddy]

this is a pic of the guy
http://thedailybeast.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/hamburglar.gif

[ChiSleepyEyes]

this is a pic of the guy
http://thedailybeast.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/hamburglar.gif

:bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl::rofl::rofl:

[SexPanda]

oh my god this thread is fucking win!

Somehow I have a feeling this is the couple...
http://www.spurgeon.org/images/Suge/obese.jpg

[aziankingz]

next thing you know.. there will be assault charges given to a bride/groom when they put the cake to bride/groom's face.

but damn..florida got some weird motherfuckers..

[Andrew Bohan]

some homeless guy hanging out near there was probably like "nooooo i coulda used that if you were gonna waste it!"

[240trainee]

I can't believe they/ he got arrested for that.

Fucking Christ.

[EDacIouSX]

awesome, ima try this sometime

[Kalashnikov]

hahahhahah a new sex term:

"Quarter Pound her" with cheese....

[stiizy]

^^ Wow how lame...........

[MikeisNissan]

http://i404.photobucket.com/albums/pp130/mikeisnissan/mcdonalds-cheeseburger-stor.jpg > http://i404.photobucket.com/albums/pp130/mikeisnissan/beatup.jpg

[stiizy]

^^ That aint really her is it??

[blueshark123]

Some kind of fetish he has goin on i guess hahaha

[YoungGun]

FailFlorida.

[LeftNutOfGowd]

You want some fries with that burger

[singlecamslam]

next thing you know you wont be able to shit, have sex or eat without some special permission from the government.

[Dirty Habit]

I'm loving it!

[thejapino]

"supersize it bitch"

-pineapple express

[aziankingz]

imagine what he would have done if he had the mcnugget love..

[Bobadrift]

That's what you call a "Big Mac Attack!"

[cxlo8331]

florida.

not surprised.

[Matej]

Did he eat the evidence afterwards?