The Wedding Test

[Sil-Eighty SE-K]

THE WEDDING TEST

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom,and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned, and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter.
Welcome to the family."


And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.

[rps13drift]

Did this realy happen? or is this some chain e-mail joke shit?

[xfallen1x]

Oldie but goodie. Classic e-story. Seen it posted on here before a while back. Good stuff.

[98s14inaz]

THE WEDDING TEST

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom,and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned, and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter.
Welcome to the family."


And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.

LOL, funny. Although if some bitch and her family tried that shit with me I'd leave her. I've never cheated and she needs to trust that I wouldn't.

[ALTRNTV]

I would have failed.

[JeremyR]

i would of failed for sure, good thing my gf is an only child ;)

[Brian]

Did you end up kissing her mouth?

[alindeman1989]

i would have called up the girl friend and been like hey 3 some? lol

[Brian]

No you wouldn't have.

[Matej]

Yeah you need to be careful the first time, but no point in keeping the condoms in the car anymore, now I just usually keep a pack at my sister-in-law's place.

[BustedS13]

No you wouldn't have.
:rofl::rofl:

[SexPanda]

Did you end up kissing her mouth?

You mean, like, your mouth touching her mouth?

Dude, thats like 6th base.

[Sil-Eighty SE-K]

Yeah you need to be careful the first time, but no point in keeping the condoms in the car anymore, now I just usually keep a pack at my sister-in-law's place.
Lulz! i miss rep!

[adam bergener]

that's a good one haha

[BBSilvia]

haha that was funny.....Brian hahaha awesome

[azndoc]

This shit is old.

But still funny.

IDK what I would've done.

[Pank]

No you wouldn't have.

I would have ripped a phone book in half and painted a 1:1 scale painting of the Empire State Building on my dick, all while i was drinking 5 gallons of vodka.

[Pblesh85]

so no one pulls out any more... Who needs condoms ?

[silviaguy240]

for std's? lets do a little flow chart
dresses like a slut ----> yes -----> acts as she dresses -----> most probably -----> sluts are with many guys -----> some of those guys have std's or are carrier for std's -----> girl most likely has STD's

[ripnbst]

LOLZ at flow chart

[ZilviaKid]

what if they dont dress like whores, but they are? HOW WOULD YOU KNOW!?

[Matej]

You can tell by the scent.

[Bubbles]

Why would one care?

[bbejj123]

what if they dont dress like whores, but they are? HOW WOULD YOU KNOW!?

damn undercovered whores

[at23]

haha ROFLCOPTER!I was passing out on the keyboard and this diffenatly woke me up.lol

[touge monster]

LOL, funny. Although if some bitch and her family tried that shit with me I'd leave her. I've never cheated and she needs to trust that I wouldn't.

agreed.




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[cxlo8331]

prior to 2005, i'd fail.
again...
and again.
after 2005, no need.

[neverrain]

haha, i was totally going to bed and this is probably the funniest shit (the whole thread too) ive read in a while.

I agree though. I'd probably leave her if she did this to me. That's shady.

[ericcastro]

what if they dont dress like whores, but they are? HOW WOULD YOU KNOW!?

If your getting laid by her,............ Thats a good indicator.


And that was meant as a general statement to most of the Zilvia population, myself included :snoop:

[LeftNutOfGowd]

WTF kinda family are you getting married into if they use there youngest daughter as a prostitute and use her to try to see if your a good guy lol.

See this is why I fuck my friends sisters (TRUE STORY)

[water]

On a side note, keeping condoms in a car is a bad idea. Causes the latex to lose durability - I had a scare in HS b/c of this but thank science no preggo.

[LeftNutOfGowd]

Same affect happens if you keep it in your wallet for to long that's why you can keep one in your wallet but rotate the condom out ever week or so

[IStop4NoMan]

- Push the family out of the way
- Grab condoms
- do sister in law
- get the fudge out of that house!
- profit???

[djcobra]

Damn... I'd FAIL! :D

[ericcastro]

..........keep one in your wallet but rotate the condom out ever week or so

I prefer my method of using them instead of rotating :ssex:

[ZilviaKid]

If your getting laid by her,............ Thats a good indicator.


And that was meant as a general statement to most of the Zilvia population, myself included :snoop:
im not a bad lookin guy :(

[HyperTek]

if you screwed her, wouldnt the family turn against the sis? hahaha you can flip this one....

[ALTRNTV]

if you screwed her, wouldnt the family turn against the sis? hahaha you can flip this one....
facepalm.jpg

[HyperTek]

^lighten up ur takin it too seriously

[Matej]

It'd be worse to hook up with the brother-in-law.