Ultimate Zombie Killing Weapon

[RJF]

Weapons: A Chainsaw Bayonet Strapped to an AR-15 Rifle is the Ultimate Zombie Killing Weapon (http://gizmodo.com/5100331/a-chainsaw-bayonet-strapped-to-an-ar+15-rifle-is-the-ultimate-zombie-killing-weapon)

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gizmodo/2008/12/chainsaw-bayonet.jpg

[ThatGuy]

Hahahahahaha, even a chainsaw bayonet can't make someone look manly in a BERET!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[LeftNutOfGowd]

Its the lancer from Gears Of War

[IStop4NoMan]

wouldnt an M16 be better than an AR15? semi vs auto....

[cgtdream]

Purchasing one as i type, lol.....coolest thing ever, IMO

[ThatGuy]

wouldnt an M16 be better than an AR15? semi vs auto....

So, just switch the lower reciever and go. But since the M16 typically has 3 round burst and not full auto, he's fine with this. Full auto = less accurate anyway.

The AR-15 is his personal weapon. It's alot easier to purchase/own a semi-automatic, vs. an automatic/burst weapon.

[Future240]

The chainsaw sounds like a high powered shaver

[SexPanda]

I need one of those for my wagon...

maybe 4. Can't be to prepaired for the imminent zombie invasion.

[Blurryeyes]

Nothing like my old rusty machete

[blueshark123]

overkill for sure haha

[2Slow40]

What? Chainsaws are loud as hell.

You might look like a badass with it, but when you start it up and the whole city hears you... that chain saw isn't gonna do shit.

Also, that big clunky thing is gonna be a bitch to run with. It'd be pretty difficult to that have that thing strapped to your back, you'd probably have to carry it with your hands the whole time. If it is strapped to your back, imagine having to try to pull it out in a hurry. Not gonna happen.

Even if you do get it out you're gonna have to start the saw.

These are the kinds of weapons that are gonna end up getting people zombified when the shit hits the fan.

Lobo or no-go.

Edit: Ok I just watched the video. It's not that loud. But it's an electric low-kickback saw. Which means its the pussiest of pussy saws. Not gonna hack it against hordes of humans skulls. And it's still a big clumsy mother fucker. For it to be effective it's gonna have to be bigger and clumsier. I say NO TO YOU SIR!

[codyace]

Hahahahahaha, even a chainsaw bayonet can't make someone look manly in a BERET!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

...so true :( I hate those damn things!

[mRclARK1]

wouldnt an M16 be better than an AR15? semi vs auto....

The the M16A2 and M16A4 both use semi auto or 3 rd. burst. No full auto capability. If you want semi and full auto you need an M16A3 (IIRC never really issued except to some select units) or a Canadian C7A2 (basically an M16A2 with full auto capability). The M16A3 was essentially a M16A2 upper receiver attached to an M16A1 lower receiver.

So, just switch the lower reciever and go. But since the M16 typically has 3 round burst and not full auto, he's fine with this. Full auto = less accurate anyway.

The AR-15 is his personal weapon. It's alot easier to purchase/own a semi-automatic, vs. an automatic/burst weapon.

The guy in that vid might benefit from switching the lower receiver and spraying on full auto... I only counted 1 hit out of 9 rounds fired. haha. When you can't aim... Spray and pray and hope you fired enough rounds in the general direction fast enough that you hit something before it was to late. :keke:

...so true :( I hate those damn things!

They're uncomfortable to.

[HyperTek]

What? Chainsaws are loud as hell.

You might look like a badass with it, but when you start it up and the whole city hears you... that chain saw isn't gonna do shit.

Also, that big clunky thing is gonna be a bitch to run with. It'd be pretty difficult to that have that thing strapped to your back, you'd probably have to carry it with your hands the whole time. If it is strapped to your back, imagine having to try to pull it out in a hurry. Not gonna happen.

Even if you do get it out you're gonna have to start the saw.

These are the kinds of weapons that are gonna end up getting people zombified when the shit hits the fan.

Lobo or no-go.

Edit: Ok I just watched the video. It's not that loud. But it's an electric low-kickback saw. Which means its the pussiest of pussy saws. Not gonna hack it against hordes of humans skulls. And it's still a big clumsy mother fucker. For it to be effective it's gonna have to be bigger and clumsier. I say NO TO YOU SIR!

word, it would probably rest on a zombies shoulder as you try to swing it at him and he will just get you in arms reach before it does any damage lol

[mRclARK1]

^^^But can you imagine how retardedly front heavy that would be with a gas powered saw. hahaha

[codyace]

They're uncomfortable to.

I make it a point to wear mine like a real fucko lol

[2Slow40]

^^^But can you imagine how retardedly front heavy that would be with a gas powered saw. hahaha

I think the point was that any chainsaw is dumb against a zombie horde. Not just a gas or electric one.

[alindeman1989]

reminds me of the chainsaw guy thing in gears of war.

[Matej]

Dude in video almost cut his foot off.


Just buy a medieval knight armor. No zombie will be able to touch you.

[Fries]

Counter weighted stock[?] would help and a cute tight strap for running. If you're not strong enough to run with that and fire... well survival of the fittest.

Even if the chainsaw sucks the cock for power, it still would be an upgraded stick to push the undead away from you.

I like it.

[mRclARK1]

I make it a point to wear mine like a real fucko lol

haha. Minimal poofyness in the back and on the left side, insignia/flash over left eye and slight overlap of the right ear with the brim parrallel to the floor.

WEAR YOUR BERET PROPERLY!!!

I'd pull mine over my right eye sometimes and say I was emo. :keke:

I think the point was that any chainsaw is dumb against a zombie horde. Not just a gas or electric one.

True enough... It was more just a thought.

[unlegendary]

In Left for Dead, I usually punch the zombies that get in arm's distance. That game would've been the ultimate realistic zombie invasion except for the unlimited pistol ammo.

[civilized_drifter]

thats the most awesome thing i have ever seen

[Future240]

For some reason this is just too nerdy/stupid to be cool

[BustedS13]

needs to be standard issue to any American stationed in the middle east. whatever happened to shock and awe?

also the chainsaw should say "kill 'em all" or any other metallica album name

edit: also, it needs a splash guard on the bottom. what good is a dead zombie if you spray yourself with his zombie blood anyway?

[Charlie]

When I saw the picture I was like this is the most awesome thing I've seen today but then the video killed it for me.....