Twilight

[exitspeed]

Anyone going to go see this? I'm going to go tomorrow. I love a good Vampire movie almost as much as I love a good zombie movie.

Here's the trailer if you haven't seen the whole trailer.

IGN Video: Twilight Movie Trailer - Trailer (http://movies.ign.com/dor/objects/14208481/twilight/videos/twilight_trlr1_102808.html)

[Daniel.]

I think im going to read the book first before i watch it...

[LeftNutOfGowd]

Dude its more of a chick flick a lot of the people i work with are going to go see it but they all say its like Romeo and Juliet kinda story. One girl saw the midnight showing and said that it was OK and I have read review on it and the critics are giving it a C

[1slowS13]

i saw the preview on television i loled.

then i saw the news about all the people (mostly chicks) at the premiere, then i rofled.

[Daniel.]

Come to think of it,

Blade was a comic book vampire movie and it seems to be 10000000x better than twilight. I'm gonna pass on the book and the movie...

[allntrlundrgrnd]

i knew nothing about it except that pretty much all girls i know were really stoked to go see it.

i therefor will not be. lol i dono looks lame imo

[LeftNutOfGowd]

Damn speed looks like you pick a chick flick lol

[stiizy]

Who here saw it??

Is the Transformers 2 trailer in the previews???

[exitspeed]

Dude its more of a chick flick a lot of the people i work with are going to go see it but they all say its like Romeo and Juliet kinda story. One girl saw the midnight showing and said that it was OK and I have read review on it and the critics are giving it a C

A lot of critics hated The Matrix too...;)

Damn speed looks like you pick a chick flick lol

Fine with me. It looks cool. I'll go see it and make my own mind up if I like it or not.

EDIT: Oh and welcome back.

[stiizy]

A lot of critics hated The Matrix too...;)






I got dragged to see the Matrix i had no idea what it was or what it was about, never saw a preview or anything...

[UfoZ8myCow]

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Seriously... This is going to be the worst vampire movie ever. It reminds me of that other lame ass teenie bopper supernatural movie... The Covenant? Or some shit. Gay sauce. Just another way to get high school chicks to flock to the theaters and shell out $100 million on a piece of shit movie.

[exitspeed]

I got dragged to see the Matrix i had no idea what it was or what it was about, never saw a preview or anything...

I didn't get dragged to go see it but I waited til it hit the Budget Cinema. I heard very little about it.

The whole movie my jaw was on the floor. It's probably my favorite movie of all time.

[kcndizzle]

Twas' Sooper ghey, vampires that don't die in sunlight? They sparkle? wtf? and it was uber cheesy as well, which I fully expected as it was more of a love story than anything else, but it was honestly hard to stomach at some points.

[LeftNutOfGowd]

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Seriously... This is going to be the worst vampire movie ever. It reminds me of that other lame ass teenie bopper supernatural movie... The Covenant? Or some shit. Gay sauce. Just another way to get high school chicks to flock to the theaters and shell out $100 million on a piece of shit movie.

So true

Did anyone see Wednesday episode of south park they made fun of twig light I seriously thought that episode been the best one so far.

"Apparently Butters is gay and finds me very attractive..."

[exitspeed]

More importantly...who would become a vampire if they could?

ME!

[stiizy]

^^ If i could be a day walker like blade fuck yea...

And i wouldn't age either then yeah okay

[DUFFM4N]

im prolly gonna get dragged to see this over the weekend

[SHIFT_*grind*]

I read the books. Go ahead and make fun, I know it's coming.

[exitspeed]

I read the books. Go ahead and make fun, I know it's coming.

How were they?

[MudRacer]

I saw the previews to this movie, heard all the hype. And I think this is just going to be another chick flick, the action and the effects are probably not worth spending $10 bucks on. Or waste 2 hours of your life.

Matrix does not compare.

[UfoZ8myCow]

I read the books. Go ahead and make fun, I know it's coming.

You know how I know you're gay?

You read the Twilight books. Books. Plural.

:trogdor:

[touge monster]

I think im going to read the book first before i watch it...

Everyone tells me the book is WAY better than the movie. You should go watch the movie first so you can actually enjoy it... especially with the ridiculous ticket prices these days.

[sub9lulu]

only if it got some hawt sex scene

[touge monster]

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LOL. That just totally reminded me of Dateline NBC: To
Catch a Predator.

[allntrlundrgrnd]

Everyone tells me the book is WAY better than the movie. You should go watch the movie first so you can actually enjoy it... especially with the ridiculous ticket prices these days.

that goes for virtually every movie based on a book

[jimmytango00]

i want to see it.

the first matrix is one of the best movies ever.

[luckvx]

omg the guy in the movie is sooo hot

[arkive43]

lol i hope ur a girl....^^^^

my chicks dragging me along tonight :(

brightside i get points for going and will prob get some :)

[RurouniMidnight]

More importantly...who would become a vampire if they could?

ME!

Hell Yea, also i hear this is a chick flick but ill probally just go see it anyways because i love vampire flicks also, and enjoy a good love story every now and again :love:. My fav vampire movie and pretty much favorite movie is Lost Boys but thats a whole other thread.

[LongGrain]

this is not a vampire movie, it is a romance.

[DUFFM4N]

this is not a vampire movie, it is a romance.

....about vampires http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff308/jayzee5035/VampireSmiley2.gif

[s13tilldeath*]

movie looks wack to me.


They wont be getting my 10 bucks.

[40daws]

Nah. Two androgynous main characters that you can barely tell apart.

[Matej]

So I just finished the book, and I'm supposed to go see this tonight, but I can't decide which girl to go see it with. :hug:

[SHIFT_*grind*]

How were they?

They were entertaining and easy to read. It's a high school vampire love story so don't expect any epiphanies, but they were enjoyable. My wife got into reading them and wanted me to give them a try, so I started the first one, then eventually found myself at the end of the fourth one...

[S14DB]

Damn, I didn't know we had so many teenage girls and soccer moms on the forum...


Southpark was awesome, watched twice.

[ayuaddict]

Book is pretty dope.

im like halfway through the second one now.

i wouldn't exactaly call it great literature but its really easy to read and entertaining as fuck from cover to cover, perfect for the slow season at the hotel.

im iffy about watching the movie however.

i bought my girlfriend the book and im thinking about watching it with her after she's done with the book. so i was wondering if the movie spoils anything from the second book? because im planning on buying her the second one too.

[Full-Lock]

i cant believe how much hype this movie is getting.
ive never even heard of this before like a week ago.

i dunno
from what ive heard about the story
it sounds like a goth girls wet dream

[ryguy]

My girlfriend read all 4 books, so of course I was obligated to take her to go see the movie. You have no idea how excited she was to see it. I wasnt looking forward to it, and when we got to the theater and saw the entire place was overrun with 12 or 13 year old girls all wearing 'Twilight' t-shirts, I was really not too happy. BUT, the movie actually ended up being okay. Don't go if you're a big vampire fan, the author really wrote a lot of her own rules about what a vampire is, does, etc. I went in expecting the worst but I would have to say it was worth the 7 bucks for the matinee ticket. Plus the vampire girls are pretty hot, especially the chick who played Alice Cullen. This picture really doesnt do her justice.

http://foto.m.onet.pl/_m/80f5a77ceb41767ffb1976d1335d4190,14,19,0.jpg

[sked707]

i cant believe how much hype this movie is getting.
ive never even heard of this before like a week ago.

i dunno
from what ive heard about the story
it sounds like a goth girls wet dream

Haha agreed, ALOT of hype! Guess i just dont read enough anymore

[chadca18s13]

guys seriously... if you have seen the trailer and you still wanna watch it, unless you with some chick and it was her idea, you need to come out of the closet. a movie about vampire romance? "oh i love you mortal girl, but im a vampire." " oh its ok i totally want ur vampire seed." he doesnt even bite her or some shit? and then the brothers battle? barf in my mouth.

and aparently there is a book, which sound even more gay. this thread should die

[S14DB]

i cant believe how much hype this movie is getting.
ive never even heard of this before like a week ago.

i dunno
from what ive heard about the story
it sounds like a goth girls wet dream
"Fucking Vampire's it's not Goth.."

South Park Episode Player (http://www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/210813)

[98s14inaz]

"Fucking Vampire's it's not Goth.."

South Park Episode Player (http://www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/210813)

That southpark episode was awesome. I lol'd at the goth kids getting pissed, buying gap clothes, then the girl being called fat.

[Slide_ways14]

Dude its more of a chick flick a lot of the people i work with are going to go see it but they all say its like Romeo and Juliet kinda story. One girl saw the midnight showing and said that it was OK and I have read review on it and the critics are giving it a C


^^^^

lol i agreeeeeeeeeeee xD

[g-via]

I read the books, and I enjoyed them actually

movie looks ghey tho, going to watch it tonight with the gf

it is a love story, romeo and juliet shit, but the book was well written which is why i read them all.

[BustedS13]

it's a movie based on a children's book

that said, i did read the harry potter series and enjoy it. so i'll probably wind up suckered into reading Twilight. goddammit

[ryguy]

it's a movie based on a children's book


I wouldn't call them childrens books, there is teh sex and stuff in later books. I was surprised there were so many little girls there.

[exitspeed]

I decided not to go see it tonight. I'll probably rent it when it comes out.

[LeftNutOfGowd]

^^hahaha what happen speed

[Mi Beardo es Loco]

soooo....why are people taking this movie seriously?

It's obviously a teenybopper chick flick, nothing more nothing less.

NEVER going to watch it.

[BustedS13]

soooo....why are people taking this movie seriously?

It's obviously a teenybopper chick flick, nothing more nothing less.

NEVER going to watch it.

do you know where you arrre?
you're in the (zilvia) jungle baby, you gonna (talk about designer tshirts and paint your car with glitter)!!!

[theronin]

rofl.

fuck all of you. classic southpark

[slothonaleash]

Not the kind of vampire movie you guys are looking for

Someone bought me a ticket so i went to the midnight premiere

Serves its purpose - to entertain, but it's terrible made and mildly lame.

[BustedS13]

Twilight sucks, if you are an adult watching/reading it you are an idiot: the argument | Pointless Banter (http://pointlessbanter.net/2008/11/22/if-you-are-an-adult-and-excited-to-see-twilight-you-are-an-idiot/)

[98s14inaz]

My gf explained the book to me, I lol'd when she told me the vampire sparkled when he went in the sunlight. WTF?

[J-Team]

MOVIE SUCKED ASSHOLE.

boring as balls, little gets clapping and giggling
I wanted to hang myself in the movie theater

[murda-c]

I saw it last night it was great.

[jdmdrft]

yeah it really is a good story. idk about the movie though. its good but not as good as the books.

ps chicks dig it when you read these books.

[Mi Beardo es Loco]

I'd rather spend my time having sex with them then reading books with them.

Here's a tip, whatever mass quantities of women have an interest in is LAME and BORING!!!!

[ZX88]

its a chick flick.

[BustedS13]

MOVIE SUCKED ASSHOLE.

boring as balls, little gets clapping and giggling
I wanted to hang myself in the movie theater


i believe you mean "git", Ron Weasley

[Vision Garage]

Underworld meet DAWSONS CREEK!

[g-via]

I read the books, and I enjoyed them actually

movie looks ghey tho, going to watch it tonight with the gf

it is a love story, romeo and juliet shit, but the book was well written which is why i read them all.

poor past-self, you didn't know what you were getting into...

MOVIE SUCKED WORSE THE "THE HAPPENING"!

holy fuck. so many things about this movie sucked asshole. their skin looked like someone fucking jizzed all over them, it was the gayest thing ever.

and the acting sucked the worse, the scene where she was in the hospital, fuck...

I want that part of my life back.

[ryguy]

MOVIE SUCKED WORSE THE "THE HAPPENING"!

holy fuck. so many things about this movie sucked asshole. their skin looked like someone fucking jizzed all over them, it was the gayest thing ever.

and the acting sucked the worse, the scene where she was in the hospital, fuck...


Jesus christ, somebody is defending their manhood with all they have. :wackit:

It wasnt that bad. It wasnt as bad as The Happening.

[2Slow40]

Jesus christ, somebody is defending their manhood with all they have. :wackit:

It wasnt that bad. It wasnt as bad as The Happening.

Yeah no shit, it wasn't even close to being as bad as The Happening. I took my sister to see it. It was a little slow at times, the acting was lame in some parts and the love story was a bit much sometimes too. But it wasn't anything like The Happening, I was actually able to stay awake during Twilight.

I think he probably was expecting some in your face kick ass vampire movie, not a teen love story.
My sister said the rest of the books are a lot more intense and fast paced so hopefully the next ones will be better.

[jackjack]

i was actually considering this movie. only because vampires are my favorite "monsters". but after reading all this, i'll pass.

[stiizy]

Underworld meet DAWSONS CREEK!


Oh fuck that , i aint going to see this shit fa sure now...

[1slowS13]

i saw the preview on television i loled.

then i saw the news about all the people (mostly chicks) at the premiere, then i rofled.

so i watched it last night with the gf

it wasnt that bad

ashley greene who plays as alice cullen made it okay :spank: man oh man

[aznpoopy]

my girlfriend explained it to me as "the book that romanticizes having a really creepy and controlling stalker"

[808_s13]

alice cullen (short brown hair)
is hott

-makua[ace]

[ALTRNTV]

Underworld meet DAWSONS CREEK!
Hey hey hey... leave Kate Beckinsale out of this.

[koukikat180sx]

I saw the movie on Friday... I love the books... Read all 4 within a 2 week span of time... The movie did not do the book or Edward Cullen justice...

[napaKAliboog]

Y does everyone hate the happening?

[napaKAliboog]

at least the happening wasnt as worst as the stupid little red riding hood movie.

[Vision Garage]

haha simoun only you and stizy would comment on that. I mean come on when i see a vampire flick i wanna see gruesome gory shit. Not no Dawsons creek. I want you so bad but I dont want you to be like be BS.

"Oh dawson, just bite me so we can live together......FOREVER!"
"No Joey, I love you too much. I wont let you suffer with me.

"Hey im pacey, imma kill both of you!"

[origin_s135]

Y does everyone hate the happening?

because the happening happened and i still don't know what happened. movie wasn't even worth my money.

[ALTRNTV]

because the happening happened and i still don't know what happened. movie wasn't even worth my money.
What happened?

[ryguy]

What happened?

They don't tell you, and what does happen makes no sense and has no concrete rules about what it does. That's what happened.

[ALTRNTV]

They don't tell you, and what does happen makes no sense and has no concrete rules about what it does. That's what happened.
So what happened?

[SHIFT_*grind*]

Apparently it was about trees getting revenge on humanity, or some shit. I didn't get suckered into watching another one of M. Night Shyamalan's movies (read: scams) so I don't know the details.

[exitspeed]

Y does everyone hate the happening?

Did you see the movie? One of the most terrible movies ever made.

[SHIFT_*grind*]

He's really, really good at scamming people into wasting money on his awful movies. Every couple of years another one comes out that's even worse than the last. People see the previews and say "oooh, that looks good! What a mystery!!!" and forget about the last 4 times they paid $10 for M. Night Shyamalan to take a big steamy shit on their chest.

[ALTRNTV]

Apparently it was about trees getting revenge on humanity, or some shit. I didn't get suckered into watching another one of M. Night Shyamalan's movies (read: scams) so I don't know the details.
Is that what happened? What really happened in The Happening? I wanna know what happened.

[exitspeed]

Is that what happened? What really happened in The Happening? I wanna know what happened.

Yes...that is actually what happened...:rimshot:

[ALTRNTV]

Yes...that is actually what happened...:rimshot:
Ah, so that's what happened. I finally know what happened in The Happening.

P.S. OT King. ;)

[Matej]

How come in the book they're all really pale, but in the movie there's a black guy and an asian guy?

[SHIFT_*grind*]

Because it's a twist!!! A surprise!!!!!! WHAT A TWEEST!!!











I hope someone watches Robot Chicken so they'll understand that

[ayuaddict]

i dont think i will be watching this one...

[2Slow40]

How come in the book they're all really pale, but in the movie there's a black guy and an asian guy?

You cant have too many white people in a movie or it looks like a klan rally.

[jackjack]

off topic

i refuse to see another shamalamadingdong movie. i think The Village and Unbreakable did for me. GARBAGE.

on topic

i'll probably just see if i can pick up the books

[480sx]

I havnt seen a movie in 2 years at the theater and i was dragged out to see this.. WORST FVKING OVERHYPED MOVIE I SAW SINCE BLAIR WITCH. Seriously, the whole theater was filled with high school girls. It was not a romance movie, it was a freaken little girl emoish flick. The script was so bad in points that older people were laughing. I love vamp movies too, this thing was just horrible.

It had the potential to get good somewhere in the middle, but oh man did they screw it up bad.

The beginning was so bad i wanted to walk out, but i was with my family.. Seriously they tried to set it up as this love story but the main characters have no chemistry. The main character cant really act..

To top it off, there way WAY to little of Alice Cullen.. I dont know her real name but her pics already in this thread. Girl is so damn fine in that movie.

Oh and the ending? Not only did i want to vomit(as i did throughout many points in the movie), but then it ended with some weird twist that made really no sense at all.

Seriously, dont waist your time on this.

I can see how the book might be good however, the story line itself seemed ok. Still seemed very estrogen based. ;D

On the plus side i watched Iron Man after it which was a kick ass movie, it still didnt fix the damage that Twilight has done. Even today, a day after, that crap is still stuck in my head.

[exitspeed]

I finally rented this movie and watched it yesterday.

I loved it actually. I thought the story was really well written and the characters were fleshed out perfectly.

The whole history and the conflicts going on were incredible.

I guess I'm just a sucker (no pun intended) for vampire movies and the mythology.

[IIIXziuR]

LOST BOYS fabulous piece of Vampire cinema from the 80s.
I am surprised Hollywood didn't remade it yet

IMO it pummels Twilight

[ThatGuy]

LOST BOYS fabulous piece of Vampire cinema from the 80s.
I am surprised Hollywood didn't remade it yet

IMO it pummels Twilight

They can't remake it when they just made a sequel.

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[jackjack]

^WORST sequel ever. holy hell. i wanted to stab my eyes out.

[exitspeed]

^WORST sequel ever. holy hell. i wanted to stab my eyes out.

I was tempted to rent that this weekend but something told me not to. Maybe it was the other 5 movies I selected before I saw it sitting on the shelf.

[buku_points]

i recently read the first two installments of the twilight series (twilight & new moon). My fiance was into them for awhile so i decided to read em before the movie, the movie followed the first book pretty closley, although the book is alot more detailed. my fav character is jacob so far i kinda think him and his friends turning into werewolfs and savagely killing the vampires is pretty cool.

[murda-c]

Okay i actually got suckered into watching this by a girl (who i don't even plan on boning so i really got suckered)

It's really the worst movie i've watched in months.

[zenki240sx]

Woooh... finally, some people that get me. My girlfriend is in love with this movie. She even waited in line to buy the dumb dvd. i thought this movie was horrible, and laughed through out the whole movie. I thought the part when Edward runs is just hilarious, it looks like crouching tiger hidden dragon. And then he starts shining in the light.. wow. thats what I have to say, this movie is horrible

[irax]

the author did take A LOT of liberties about vampires, but on the hole the movie was not good!

The main character was waaaayyy too awkward for the situations. And then Edward was just plain dumb. wtf is that bull shit "what if I'm the bad guy" no bad guy would say that, fuck no good guy would say that either. ooo he fucking catches an apple with his mad hacky sack skills. sooo not fucking impressed. Ohhh the black guy wasn't that bad of a bad guy.. way to dogdge racial tensions there, with the 1 black vampire. And the other black kid acting stupid! riiiiiiightt... fuck it is a fun movie to laugh at.

[IIIXziuR]

Whoa! straight to DVD release on that LB sequel aye?
Looks pretty horrible...

[Matej]

My sister started calling me Edward.

[irax]

if you like 13 year old girls swooning after you

then yes its a good thing


but he is very metrosexual looking, so i guess???

[BustedS13]

oh hey, is this the Twilight thread?

i'm a prepubescent girl, this is relevant to my interests

[irax]

oh hey, is this the Twilight thread?

i'm a prepubescent girl, this is relevant to my interests

http://welikeitfresh.com/files/2008/12/bunny-thread-relevant-to-my-interests.jpg

[ESmorz]

Haven't seen it.

Won't see it.

Vampires are gay, especially these ones.

[murda-c]

Haven't seen it.

Won't see it.

Vampires are gay, especially these ones.


YOU WONT BE SAYIN THAT WHEN A VAMPIRE FUCKS YOU IN THE ARSE.

oh wait.

[exitspeed]

Soooo did anyone see New Moon?

Come on guys, don't lie. You know your GF's dragged you.

Or if you are like me, dragged your wife. lol

I'm secure enough in my manhood to admit that I like something that is intended for tweens.

We saw the second movie on Sun and I enjoyed it. I like the whole Wolf vs Vampire deal. IMO it's done well.

The acting is on point with the previous movie. That is, it's not very good. I don't really like the dude that plays Edward. He'd be way more awesome if he was the dude that plays Stephen Salvatore, Paul Wesley.

I just started reading Twilight yesterday becuase I wanted to know what happens in the third movie/book but a lady I work with wouldn't tell me but said she would lend the books to me to read if i wanted. I don't read enough...er at all (other then the internet or magazines) so why not.

So yes, series is one of my many guilty pleasures.

[aznpoopy]

brave man. haha. my girlfriend is a fan of the novels, although she's a bit too old to be caught up the 13 year old swoon. she hated the first movie because she's a book snob. so i'm off the hook for new moon. ironically, i thought the first movie was watchable... decently mediocre. i guess it's because i never read the novels.

[exitspeed]

brave man. haha. my girlfriend is a fan of the novels, although she's a bit too old to be caught up the 13 year old swoon. she hated the first movie because she's a book snob. so i'm off the hook for new moon. ironically, i thought the first movie was watchable... decently mediocre. i guess it's because i never read the novels.

I'm about a 1/4 of the way through the first book, and I'm not like BLOWN away by the novel vs the movie. Sure there's more in the book, but that is natural. I guess I'll see when I'm done with the book in a couple days.

[BustedS13]

Soooo did anyone see New Moon?

Come on guys, don't lie. You know your GF's dragged you.

Or if you are like me, dragged your wife. lol

I'm secure enough in my manhood to admit that I like something that is intended for tweens.

We saw the second movie on Sun and I enjoyed it. I like the whole Wolf vs Vampire deal. IMO it's done well.

The acting is on point with the previous movie. That is, it's not very good. I don't really like the dude that plays Edward. He'd be way more awesome if he was the dude that plays Stephen Salvatore, Paul Wesley.

I just started reading Twilight yesterday becuase I wanted to know what happens in the third movie/book but a lady I work with wouldn't tell me but said she would lend the books to me to read if i wanted. I don't read enough...er at all (other then the internet or magazines) so why not.

So yes, series is one of my many guilty pleasures.


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[NismoDriverS13]

sorry to poop on anyones parade.....but IMO Twilight is lamest thing ever! Edward or Jacob? who the fuck cares?? im a dude i dont give a damn about some vampire and warewolf action.....and the chick is a slut! and all the actors in the damn movie are :ghey: and the whole story makes me want to :barf:

[Future240]

http://www.modernwarfail2.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/son_i_am_disappoint.gif
QFT.


But hey we all make mistakes. Lol

[BustedS13]

QFT.


But hey we all make mistakes. Lol

i read the Harry Potter series, and started well after it would have been age appropriate.
having never read a Twilight book, i can't really compare the writing quality... ah well. a buddy of mine teaches sixth graders and read the first one so he could have something to talk about with his students other than why their popular music is shit, and he said it's a pretty crappy read.

[Bubbles]

Teenage girls can make the dumbest shit popular.

They're pieces of putty waiting to be formed.

Dumb, attractive pieces of putty waiting to be manipulated.




Wait........what's this thread about.

[ThatGuy]

What could have made this interesting...

http://media.noob.us/twilightblade.jpg

[BustedS13]

Teenage girls can make the dumbest shit popular.

They're pieces of putty waiting to be formed.

Dumb, attractive pieces of putty waiting to be manipulated.




Wait........what's this thread about.

turn on the radio. listen to top 40. god dammit.
then flip over to what used to be a rock or alternative station and listen to the screaming pussies they play now. god dammit.
then turn on MTV and instead of music videos, watch reality shows about teenage girls. god dammit.
then turn on VH1 and instead of music videos or behind the music, watch reality shows about some chick who fucks too much. GOD DAMMIT.
then go to a skate shop looking for straight cut jeans and only find skinny jeans and form-fitting t-shirts. FUCKING WHAT THE FUCK
then go to the movie theater with a gun and fix the world.

What could have made this interesting...

http://media.noob.us/twilightblade.jpg

fuck yes. this is the crossover i've been dreaming about.

[Future240]

i read the Harry Potter series, and started well after it would have been age appropriate.
having never read a Twilight book, i can't really compare the writing quality... ah well. a buddy of mine teaches sixth graders and read the first one so he could have something to talk about with his students other than why their popular music is shit, and he said it's a pretty crappy read.

I've read all of those. I am still wondering how are they going to make a movie out of the last book. But twilight....I've heard from reliable sources it's crappy unless you are the personal owner of a vagina.

[ThatGuy]

I am still wondering how are they going to make a movie out of the last book.

[Better Topic]"Deathly Hallows" will be split into two movies to cover more details then could be done, respectfully, in one movie.[/Not discussing "sparkly" vamps and the CHICKS who like them]

[murda-c]

With New Moon likely to make yet another metric fuckload of money this weekend we need to find the bright side to the entire Twilight mania. There must be something good that comes from this awful Mormon fantasy that seems to have invaded our culture on every front. That something is the eventual movie version of Breaking Dawn.

Even though New Moon has made a bazillion dollars and even though the third Twilight book, Eclipse, is already filming, Summit has declined to announce the fourth and final Twilight book as a movie. There's a good reason for this: Breaking Dawn is completely fucking insane, and it is probably totally unfilmable. But if they do film it... man, we are in for a treat.


Breaking Dawn opens with Bella Swan, the lacteal heroine of the series, finally getting married to Edward Cullen, the mopey vampire hero. They go off to honeymoon on Isle Esme, a Brazilian island the Cullen clan owns (this is already ridiculous beyond belief. Imagine a vampire going snorkeling; it basically happens in this book), and Edward is afraid to fuck his new bride. The reason: he's super strong and she's just a human - Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex (http://www.rawbw.com/%7Esvw/superman.html) type of situation here. But Bella wears him down and Edward throws it in her - and knocks her the fuck out, leaving her badly bruised.


Let's go over that again: Edward fucks Bella into unconsciousness. This alone should have you running to Fandango to pre-order your tickets, but it only gets better.


Despite being knocked out cold by his sexual style (and having the headboard destroyed), Bella goes back to Edward for seconds. This time he knocks her up. Yes, an undead vampire apparently has enough viable sperm to impregnate a human woman while fucking her off the coast of Rio de Janero. Stephenie Meyer, you fabulous idiot!


The baby in Bella's belly starts growing incredibly fast. And it starts hurting Bella, as each kick it gives has the super strength of a vampire behind it. As it grows, Bella gets sicker, and then the good stuff starts. The baby kicks so hard it breaks Bella's ribs and then severs her spine. Are you imagining Kristen Stewart wearing a fake pregnancy belly and pretending to have been suddenly crippled by her own fetus? Because I am and it's making me laugh and laugh and laugh.


Oh wait, I missed something. Edward is completely freaked out about the baby, fearing it will kill Bella. He tries to convince her to get an abortion (but seriously, how could she? Vampires are tough to kill even in this shitty series), and goes so far as asking Native American wolfboy Jacob to impregnate his wife so that she can have the baby she desperately wants. I'm dizzy with how ridiculous this is, and we're just getting started.


Eventually the baby starts to get born and Bella is dying. The baby has telepathy, by the way, so everybody can read its thoughts while it's in the womb, and it turns out to have an essentially adult mind. Like Alia in Dune; I would accuse Stephenie Meyer of ripping this off, but anyone who thinks that Meyer might have read Frank Herbert has never been within spitting distance of Twilight. The woman is a moron.


In a moment that demands to be shown on the silver screen, Edward gives Bella an emergency C-section with his fucking teeth. It's like something out of XTro, for the love of God. It's so horrible it's brilliant, and this scene alone is why I remain firm in declaring that David Cronenberg must direct Breaking Dawn. This is surely his movie.


Once the baby is out, Bella gets vamped by Edward, as she's about to die at any moment. Then comes the most astonishing turn of events in 21st century literature, and possibly in the entire history of awful fiction aimed at tweens: Jacob the werewolf, who has been madly in love with Bella, sees the new baby girl and immediately imprints on her. What this means, in layman's terms, is that he falls in love with the baby.


I want to pull this out on its own: Jacob falls in love with a baby.


The book makes no bones about this; while Jacob doesn't want to fuck the baby right off the bat, he can't stand to be away from it and visits everyday. His love has been transferred from Bella to the baby (who has the tongue shattering name Renesmee), and because of the science behind imprinting he'll love her forever. So one day he's going to stick his wolf dick in this girl that he see as a bloody newborn. Romance is not dead, it's just being abused by insane Mormon writers.


There's more in Breaking Dawn - the Volturi come back, for one thing - but these are the main amazing events that demand this book to be turned into a film. I will not rest until I have seen a movie in which a werewolf falls in love with a baby. Hell, once I've seen a werewolf fall in love with a baby I may quit movie watching - I will have seen the ultimate culmination of a century of cinema. The entire film of Breaking Dawn would play like the weirdest exploitation film since Doris Wishman died - brutal sex, bizarre body horror, unbelievable pedophilia.



A werewolf falling in love with a baby. This is why Thomas Edison invented this shit in the first place. So we could see a werewolf fall in love with a baby.


THE DEVIN'S ADVOCATE: WHY BREAKING DAWN MUST BE MADE INTO A MOVIE (http://chud.com/articles/articles/21684/1/THE-DEVIN039S-ADVOCATE-WHY-BREAKING-DAWN-MUST-BE-MADE-INTO-A-MOVIE/Page1.html)

[BustedS13]

[Better Topic]"Deathly Hallows" will be split into two movies to cover more details then could be done, respectfully, in one movie.[/Not discussing "sparkly" vamps and the CHICKS who like them]

deathly hollows was packed with Hermione action, too. can't wait

[Future240]

It is at this time I would like to thank my GF for thinking twilight is lame.

[silverarrow27]

It is at this time I would like to thank my GF for thinking twilight is lame.


You sure she's not out and about with some other guy being a Twilight fanatic behind your back? I have not met one girl/woman that is not into Twilight.

[Future240]

You sure she's not out and about with some other guy being a Twilight fanatic behind your back? I have not met one girl/woman that is not into Twilight.

She told me how lame she thought if was before I even knew what the hell it was. Her friends are into it though.

[BustedS13]

this is tying up with among the saddest things i've seen on the internet.

http://mylifeistwilight.com/

I had a dream I was having sex with Edward, then the alarm clock went off and when I rolled over I seen my boyfriend next to me and I frowned. Then he looked at me and asked “Why are you stairing at me?” I replied “your not edward” then he jumped up and said “Edward? Who’s Edward?” -MLIT

THE 10 MOST DEPRESSING ‘MY LIFE IS TWILIGHT’ ENTRIES - MovieFill.com (http://www.moviefill.com/THE-10-MOST-DEPRESSING-MY-LIFE-IS-TWILIGHT-ENTRIES-19573/)

[exitspeed]

Yeah, sorry to disappoint everyone.

Actually, I'm not sorry. It's not as bad as you guys are making it out to be.

[IIIXziuR]

# 1 movie.....IN THE WORLD.
(as seen in the TV commercial)

[CrimsonRockett]

You sure she's not out and about with some other guy being a Twilight fanatic behind your back? I have not met one girl/woman that is not into Twilight.

My girlfriend hates Twilight.

Trust me, there's plenty of girls out there that don't like Twilight.

[exitspeed]

Going to see Breaking Dawn Part 1 tonight with the wife. Can't wait.

[tqstarburst]

^ I guess i'm on the same boat. I'm not into none of this, but you got to do what you got to do to make the woman happy.

[fyneyoungstunna]

went and saw it last night...with some womenz.

I don't feel like a man anymore...
I need to disassemble and engine
eat some hotwings and beer while watching a preferably brutal and bloody movie.
engage in a sporting activity where the injury percentage is no less than 75%
go get mani pedi......wait where that come from.....noooooo

its not all that bad of a movie. entertaining at least.

[K_style]

Going to see Breaking Dawn Part 1 tonight with the wife. Can't wait.

Sounds very exciting..

[DJDANGER24]

Going to see Breaking Dawn Part 1 tonight with the wife. Can't wait.

Same here, and I actually think the movies are pretty cool. TEAM JACOB!

[91cupcake240]

I'm not into none of this, but you got to do what you got to do to make the woman happy.

true that!! gonna see it with my lady tonight :)

[Iron_Zenki]

Been dragged to every mid night showing of this movie frenzy if it weren't for the wolf fights I'd hate it even more. Still would be cool to transform into a wolf I'm just sayin

[Walperstyle]

I think I got 'pinked' from a thread like this. Saying feminist remarks to men that love this "movie"

ugh.


Must contain hate. Must assume society is backwards. The end is near.

Been dragged to every mid night showing of this movie frenzy if it weren't for the wolf fights I'd hate it even more. Still would be cool to transform into a wolf I'm just sayin

Watch American Werewolf in London. Ment for men with hairy balls.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082010/


Fellas, Get back at your wife, tell her you want to watch a Romantic Movie. "honey, its called 'tears of the sun'"

[exitspeed]

I thought the movie was great. The parts I was concerned about that they would have a hard time with I think were well done. The next movie is gonna rock too.

[Future240]

Going to see Breaking Dawn Part 1 tonight with the wife. Can't wait.

I'm mad mine won't go. :(

Same here, and I actually think the movies are pretty cool. TEAM JACOB!

TEAM EDWARD! Lol


I need to catch up on these movies.

[koukikat180sx]

I saw Breaking Dawn pt. 1 last night with one of my friends and my husband. I was plesantly surprised. It definitely had its cheesy parts, but it wasn't too bad.

Twilight is one of those things where you either love it or hate it. There isn't an inbetween.

[Marxtin]

the in between lands u on an mtv tv seris called teen wolf lol