Dude is so luck he got to marry this hottie!

[Howard92884]

==I got married last weekend [pics]== - Sherdog Mixed Martial Arts Forums (http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f7/i-got-married-last-weekend-pics-877461/)
:ugh:

[Flicktitty]

lol wow. sucks

[NISMO_tuner]

oh man!! i fell for it...lol:tweak:

[allntrlundrgrnd]

That beast is like a mixture of Rosanne Barr, Rocky from Mask and Sylvester Stallone.

that made me lol a bit.

but honestly thats one beat lady

[japslapsilvia]

WTF!!!! she looks like a man!!

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:gsP14piBg39t3M:http://www.sconefest.com/john/blog/suplee.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.sconefest.com/john/blog/suplee.jpg&imgrefurl=http://sconefest.blogspot.com/2007/10/titans.html&usg=__Yj1PLQ7H9BHQyDy9IU66tA4YsVU=&h=450&w=600&sz=155&hl=en&start=14&um=1&tbnid=gsP14piBg39t3M:&tbnh=101&tbnw=135&prev=/images%3Fq%3DEthan%2BSuplee%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26s a%3DN)

http://a468.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/16/l_eb734d802ed9b59ac5fad9bd74faf873.jpg

[ZilviaKid]

oh god.. D:

[Howard92884]

http://i36.tinypic.com/jzbfps.gif

[japslapsilvia]

^^^^^^^ ahahahahahaahahahahah

[UfoZ8myCow]

I just got ED.

[allntrlundrgrnd]

oh my god some of those posts are fucking hilarious. i feel bad for the guy though


http://a468.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/16/l_eb734d802ed9b59ac5fad9bd74faf873.jpg
http://shawneesmith.info/images/misc/JohnCandy.jpg

[stiizy]

oh shit i just got the fuckin chills

[1slowS13]

i read the first page, but.. is he serious?

[UfoZ8myCow]

If I was his Army recruiter I'd be like...

"Look son, I'm glad you went through ROTC and good for you on getting some sort of a degree but we here in the Army are looking for Officers who make good decisions. You sir, are clearly incapable of such."

Then I'd pin a $20 bill to his collar and wish him the best of luck.

Then I'd go in the back and get the mop to clean the puke up off my desk and surrounding area after seeing his wife/chupacabra.

[blueshark123]

is that really the guy who married her posting those pics wtf epic failure

[Howard92884]

is that really the guy who married her posting those pics wtf epic failure
No but one of the best troll jobs I have seen.:bowrofl:

[HyperTek]

let him be.. means theres 1 less girl like that for you out there lol
rather him got that then another caucasian dude/hot asian girl lol

[UfoZ8myCow]

let him be.. means theres 1 less girl like that for you out there lol
rather him got that then another caucasian dude/hot asian girl lol

As a white guy who went to UCLA (where 90% of the hot chicks are asian) I will say there is nothing wrong with getting the yellow fever from time to time.

And instead of marrying her, he should have taken her out back and shot her to put her out of my misery.

This is why the US needs to start thinking about eugenics... Especially in the South.

[sillyvia13]

Tell me you didnt miss this fucking quote!
OH MAN!

Well, after the wedding we went to the Motel 6 (we live in a small town, thats all there was)
and it was on. We quickly undressed and got right down to business. I had to be careful, as she was a virgin and it was quite painful for her. I managed to get in there after a few minutes of trying. I only lasted about 2 minutes, but it was amazing. The best part was when we both orgasmed at the same time. I cried for a little while afterward, it was just so beautiful.

Its gotta be fake... he said she was prego thats why he married the beast!
I think someone found a myspace photo book... lol... I seen some funky pics on myspace ...

[ClutchKickThatBitch]

More cushion for the pushing

[blueshark123]

They should by law mandate tying the tubes of women that are unfit to mother. This world would be such a better place

[exitspeed]

How dare you talk about my wife like that, you are lucky I am in the military and am considered a deadly weapon or I would fight you in her honor. As for children we have one on the way now, which is why I married her. She is upset about losing her figure but I still think she looks great.

Ahhahhhahahaaa

This is fake.

[sillyvia13]

MySpace.com - Mrs. Christian - 25 - Female - ninety six, South Carolina - www.myspace.com/candyapple0883 (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=100082781)
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=118833657 (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=118833657)


mr above..lol

[stiizy]

let him be.. means theres 1 less girl like that for you out there lol
rather him got that then another caucasian dude/hot asian girl lol


you always bash asian chicks i noticed??

Don't like em????

[Rey of Spots]

He's Asian himself. He's just mad that white guys get Asian girls like that, while
he gets none.

[stiizy]

^ Oh aite.......

Sucks for him then............

[Om1kron]

^^^^^^^ ahahahahahaahahahahah

dude i am like laughing and crying... lol

[Howard92884]

http://i461.photobucket.com/albums/qq339/rpnp1/Park080copy.jpg
Need more chops.

[azndoc]

This has to be fake.

But then again it is someone from the Army and well sometimes people in the military get these thoughts into their head like this one has to be it I might die in war.

So first come first serve kind of bullshit.

Not saying all is like that, but some are.

[Howard92884]

This has to be fake.

But then again it is someone from the Army and well sometimes people in the military get these thoughts into their head like this one has to be it I might die in war.

So first come first serve kind of bullshit.

Not saying all is like that, but some are.
The guy who posted it on that forum is fake, he was trolling. But I'm pretty sure the marriage was real.

[VAs13]

http://i36.tinypic.com/jzbfps.gif

ahahahahhahahaha

[RJF]

http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/loldog-funny-do-not-want-underwear.jpg

[ravinaziankid]

Dude, I thought the import model was bad..this is just horrible..how can someone look at that for more than 20 seconds?

[SexPanda]

Big girls are just like vespas.

Fun to ride, but don't ever let your friends see you on one.

[NISMO_tuner]

WTF!!!! she looks like a man!!

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:gsP14piBg39t3M:http://www.sconefest.com/john/blog/suplee.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.sconefest.com/john/blog/suplee.jpg&imgrefurl=http://sconefest.blogspot.com/2007/10/titans.html&usg=__Yj1PLQ7H9BHQyDy9IU66tA4YsVU=&h=450&w=600&sz=155&hl=en&start=14&um=1&tbnid=gsP14piBg39t3M:&tbnh=101&tbnw=135&prev=/images%3Fq%3DEthan%2BSuplee%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26s a%3DN)

http://a468.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/16/l_eb734d802ed9b59ac5fad9bd74faf873.jpg


lmao...nice comparison

[MikeisNissan]

damn this or the integra asian bitch? I say neither!

[Howard92884]

http://uploader.ws/upload/200811/lesnarwife.jpg

[Matej]

Her head has no top. It's like, the forehead goes to all the way to the back, and she's going bald.


rather him got that then another caucasian dude/hot asian girl lol
You're racist. :naw:

[MikeisNissan]

MySpace.com - Mrs. Christian - 25 - Female - ninety six, South Carolina - www.myspace.com/candyapple0883 (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=100082781)

[karl wasabi]

This is a very sick and elaborate joke.

Anyone can make a fake myspace. haha. They did it for all the Cloverfield characters.

[Mi Beardo es Loco]

MySpace.com - Mrs. Christian My Photos - Photo 1 of 19 (http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=100082781&albumID=542187&imageID=630981)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

post 15 was HILARIOUS

[MikeisNissan]

Someone please harpoon that whale. She could feed a full community at some 3rd world country. For 9 months.

[Mi Beardo es Loco]

ever heard of the brown noise? I think she has the brown look. when I seen her I think I shit meself.

[allntrlundrgrnd]

if her name is candy her flavor is sea bass

[ramman434]

yikes... he married a balding man

[Mi Beardo es Loco]

I'd pump her armpit!!!!!! It must be warm in there.

[Howard92884]

I'd pump her armpit!!!!!! It must be warm in there.
:naughty:
msglngth

[raz0rbladez909]

rather him got that then another caucasian dude/hot asian girl lol


and you wonder why people hate on you..........:down::down:

[ZX88]

o shit thats scary. oh well if he can live with hitting that i guess its cool/.





for him.

[HyperTek]

haha you guys took that out of text.... lol its whatever


let the guy have his meatloaf in peace... it makes him happy lol

[allntrlundrgrnd]

lol meatloaf ew.

her vag prolly looks like 2 slices of meatloaf with roast beef stuffed between them

[Mi Beardo es Loco]

lol meatloaf ew.

her vag prolly looks like 2 slices of meatloaf with roast beef stuffed between them
simply the fact that air breezes by that vag in SC and I breath the SAME air in Ca I think I have ED. Thank god for Eva Mendez.

[nor-caljdm]

http://i36.tinypic.com/jzbfps.gif
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLO
hahaha NICE !:ddog:

[!Zar!]

lol meatloaf ew.

her vag prolly looks like 2 slices of meatloaf with roast beef stuffed between them

Psch. You're trippin.

Under that gut is some good pussy.

[Matej]

Yeah, he was probably regretting it as she was eating him.Imagine that Bachelorette Party. It'd be a room full of cake, and male strippers puking.Hahaha. . . .

[imnotmatt1189]

ughhh. gross. meatloaf. lol
she got a fivehead.

[allntrlundrgrnd]

http://bp2.blogger.com/_GuJwISAnwnM/SAiCgz8tprI/AAAAAAAAAG0/X8z_7NhGgFA/s400/colonel-harland-sandersjpg.jpg

http://a468.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/16/l_eb734d802ed9b59ac5fad9bd74faf873.jpg



never thought i'd say this, but i'd rather bang the colonel
http://l.yimg.com/g/images/spaceball.gif

[jmd8590]

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d124/jmd8590/BaconEscape.gif


feared by bacon

[florante rea]

i rather hang myself, imagine if all women looks like her.

[DataXUnknown]

Big girls don't cry

[The_Reaper]

Epic Fail just EPIC

[adam bergener]

looks like dude...... maybe it's a hermafadite........ the possibilities... that i just don't want the answer to...:rl:

[BBSilvia]

http://i36.tinypic.com/jzbfps.gif
hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Charlie]

http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x183/mrxtripz/unseen_large.jpg

[artdrifter]

^^^^^
that is the most hhilarious clip. LOL

[I10cruiser]

its the booty isnt it! hhajk

[Slide_ways14]

http://i36.tinypic.com/jzbfps.gif

rofl rofl rofl
still laughing at that shit ahaha xD

[all show no go]

Page 4 had the scoop on the honeymoon.. :ssex:

"Well, after the wedding we went to the Motel 6 (we live in a small town, thats all there was)
and it was on. We quickly undressed and got right down to business. I had to be careful, as she was a virgin and it was quite painful for her. I managed to get in there after a few minutes of trying. I only lasted about 2 minutes, but it was amazing. The best part was when we both orgasmed at the same time. I cried for a little while afterward, it was just so beautiful."

:naw:

[HyperTek]

i think there is some BS behind this.. saying that he just porked her on the honeymoon as she was a virgin.. but on the first page where someone insulted him, he replied that they already have a child on the way
How dare you talk about my wife like that, you are lucky I am in the military and am considered a deadly weapon or I would fight you in her honor. As for children we have one on the way now, which is why I married her. She is upset about losing her figure but I still think she looks great.

unless this was already after he porked her


I dont care, the guy is happy, we should be thankful there are dudes like this who are actually wanting to commit their lives to women like this, as long as he does a good job and raises all the kids he wants with her, no reason to make fun of him right?

theres somethin fishy, her myspace says they been married for over a year

I'm Candy! I'm 25 years old. I've been married a little over a year to the most wonderful man. We are expecting our first child in June. I'm very excited to become a mother. It's what I've always wanted.

someone might be messing with them and just taking pics off their site and posting em on the net to make fun of em

[touge monster]

we should be thankful there are dudes like this who are actually wanting to commit their lives to women like this,


We, as a community, have not determined the gender of this... mystical creature... yet.

[jmd8590]

if you skip to the last pages

the posters realize that he said she was pregnant before the wedding

then he says they were virgins on their wedding night


:(

[jeeper_x]

She is upset about losing her figure but I still think she looks great.

What the fuck?!? What figure?!?

She's a huge head balding yeti!

:fruit::fruit::fruit::fruit::fruit:

Thanks for the kind words, a girl like this only comes along once a lifetime at best and im glad I didnt let her get away.

Fuck yea, it's once in a life time thing! The anthropologists prob. will catch her and study her for having the biggest head in the history of the ape family!

[Future240]

theres somethin fishy, her myspace says they been married for over a year


someone might be messing with them and just taking pics off their site and posting em on the net to make fun of em

Probably so. Eh if dude is happy, more props to him.

[Koopa Troopa]

Dear god.... He married Andy Richter with a vag

[Sleepy240]

:rofl: this is one of the funnest threads ive read in a LONG time, i was dying almost the whole time

[napaKAliboog]

Balding yeti ghahahahgahafhahagdha!!!!!!!!!!!

[mrmephistopheles]

http://i36.tinypic.com/jzbfps.gif

I about died laughing looking at this.
:bowrofl:

http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/loldog-funny-do-not-want-underwear.jpg

Holy shit, that's completely relevant and humorous!! Who are you and what have you done to Bob?! :keke:


someone might be messing with them and just taking pics off their site and posting em on the net to make fun of em

I figured that it was pretty obvious. Nobody on a bodybuilding forum is going to 1.) look like that dude or b.) marry someone like that.


I had to close this thread earlier to finish eating. I'm not even exaggerating or making shit up. :naw:

[Mi Beardo es Loco]

I'd hit it






































raw.

[Flipzide]

Eh who cares. Even if the post is fake, the pics are real; so something went down.

If he's happy, then it's all good... I suppose :ughd:

[Howard92884]

i think there is some BS behind this.. saying that he just porked her on the honeymoon as she was a virgin.. but on the first page where someone insulted him, he replied that they already have a child on the way


unless this was already after he porked her


I dont care, the guy is happy, we should be thankful there are dudes like this who are actually wanting to commit their lives to women like this, as long as he does a good job and raises all the kids he wants with her, no reason to make fun of him right?

theres somethin fishy, her myspace says they been married for over a year


someone might be messing with them and just taking pics off their site and posting em on the net to make fun of em
The poster on the martial arts forums is a troll from Offtopic.com. My friend introduced me to OT a while ago and I have been hooked ever since, much hilariousness and lol's ensue everyday on that forum. I found this on there. If you look at CrumBum's signature it says "OT for life"

[IStop4NoMan]

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l62/theonlyPHELPS/manbearpig.jpg
so shes not single anymore? damn

[Mi Beardo es Loco]

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l62/theonlyPHELPS/manbearpig.jpg
so shes not single anymore? damn
excelsior!!!!!!!

[ronmcdon]

her face looks so unnaturally Neanderthal-like. Guy prob married a regular fattie, and someone decided to beautify her with a p-chop.

[Future240]

I think someone is tryin to do the same as with that ugo asian girl

[UfoZ8myCow]

Yeah the thread is definitely fake, but the pics arent... Probably just some troll who found the pics on myspace and started posting them online.

The scary thing is that those are real people somewhere.

Epic fail on such a massive scale has never been experienced in the history of the world.

[0100]

This is on so many forums.

The Guns Network LLC ~ Discussion Forums - U.S. Army soldier marries "...the woman of my dreams..." (http://www.gunsnet.net/forums/showthread.php?t=348147&page=1&pp=30)

[CusCo_S14]

i know some of u guys are disappointed:(, but theres hope she has sister:boink::boink: DDDAAAAAMMMMMNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!she is FFFFIIIIINNNNNEEEE.:barf::barf:

Well, she does have a sister who is single somehow. She has high standards though, so many guys are after her all the time.
http://a761.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/79/l_0d82b7e9a31b0b35914398ebb739aab0.jpg

[nissanfreak8]

OMFG so that is what is under the Michelin man costume!

Has anyone determined the whether it is female or even human?

[xplicit240]

http://i36.tinypic.com/jzbfps.gif

http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x183/mrxtripz/unseen_large.jpg


http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/loldog-funny-do-not-want-underwear.jpg

please make it stop. lololol :bash::bash::bash::bash::bash::bash::bash::bash::b ash::bash::bash::bash::bash::bash::bash::bash::bas h::bash::bash::bash::bash::bash:

where was that clip reaction originally from?

[S14TEENZ]

i think shes going bald............. terrible

[LeftNutOfGowd]

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l62/theonlyPHELPS/manbearpig.jpg
so shes not single anymore? damn

You guys I'm super serieousssss

:trogdor:

[SimpleS14]

DAYUM....the poster might be fake...but those pics are not. :ugh:


http://i36.tinypic.com/jzbfps.gif

ahahahahhahahaha


I don't care how many times this pic is getting quoted....its f'ing HILARIOUS!!!


I'm rolling every time I see it lol

[RJF]

http://zilvia-images.s3.amazonaws.com/viagra.jpg

Visit our site at http://www.demotivationalblog.com for more posters

[ROUGE180]

Hey man.. Maury Povich always has those specials.. Opposites atract right? Good luck to him. That is a whoooooooooooooooooooooooooole lotta woman!

[Nismoknightska-t]

OMFG!!! i was rolling!!!!! hahahhahahahahahahaha

http://i36.tinypic.com/16av0ac.jpg

[mRclARK1]

This has to be fake.

But then again it is someone from the Army and well sometimes people in the military get these thoughts into their head like this one has to be it I might die in war.

So first come first serve kind of bullshit.

Not saying all is like that, but some are.

I'd rather die. I really completely mean that. I'm usually not an asshole to women, but damn... I have to be physically attracted somehow, and I do have standards. Actually on second thought... I'm probably pretty shallow.

If me and her were the last two left on earth? Humanity dies.

I hope they're happy together if it's legit... But...

:ugh:

Yeah... I'd rather have my honeymoon with a pile of rusty nails than that...

[blasting_speed]

Naaaaaaaaahhh!!!! This is obviously real. The only thing is that IDK if the guy posting it is the guy in the pictures.

She is down right ugly. Probably the ugliest thing i've ever seen. I'd rather be with this guy thatn her. http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b87/blasting_speed/boratPA1306_228x566.jpg Borat FTW

[s13 @ fullboost]

That is so sick haha I just showed my mom that and she about had a heart attack

[180sExy]

the fucking wedding cake was funny as fuck!! Twinkies! LMAO!

[Future240]

the fucking wedding cake was funny as fuck!! Twinkies! LMAO!

I know right, it was funny yet oddly sad. Like wow bitch really?

[stiizy]

^^ That cake looked gross, i think twinkies are so fucking nasty and just yells obesity food..

[Future240]

^I know right. That cake was double fail to me. I dont even like cake, and twinkies are gross to.
That cake was officially the fattest shit I've ever seen

[SW20Racer]

i rather hang myself, imagine if all women looks like her.

is your name toki or skwisgaar? just curious.

Big girls don't cry

you lie.
http://cache.idolator.com/assets/resources/2007/03/cryingagain.jpg


looks like dude...... maybe it's a hermafadite........ the possibilities... that i just don't want the answer to...:rl:

HERMAPHRODITE. YOU'RE WELCOME.

You guys I'm super serieousssss

:trogdor:

it goes way beyond "serious" my friend.

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f38/ss_rUn_N_gUn/MANBEARPIG.jpg

[hijack3d]

This made me LMAO....

Uh, is that actually a woman or is this a gay wedding? Because if you decapitated the bride's head and showed it to people, they'd think that was some plumber dude or something.