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[Mi Beardo es Loco]

Butchering the Human Carcass (http://www.churchofeuthanasia.org/e-sermons/butcher.html)

bonapetite

[jrocslider]

seriously fucken disturbing

[driven_]

god thats sounds fucked up even without images.

[Matej]

:axe:


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[twotoes]

SWEET! I was looking for a new recipe for thanksgiving........

[Fonix36]

its gay that its so long

[ronmcdon]

Lol, great home economics article.

Here's one of the more enjoyable parts;

"A mature specimen will contain almost six liters of blood. There is no use for this fluid, unless some source is waiting to use it immediately for ritual purposes. It acts as an emetic in most people if drunk, and it must be mentioned here that because of the eternal possibility of AIDS it is recommended that for safety's sake all blood should be considered to be contaminated and disposed of in some fashion. It is not known whether an HlV-infected human's flesh is dangerous even if cooked, but this is another item to consider when choosing a specimen, someone in the low-risk strata."

"The merits of keeping the skull as a trophy are debatable for two principal reasons. First, a human skull may call suspicious attention to the new owner. Secondly, thorough cleaning is difficult due to the large brain mass, which is hard to remove without opening the skull. The brain is not good to eat. Removing the tongue and eyes, skinning the head, and placing it outside in a wire cage may be effective. The cage allows small scavengers such as ants and maggots to cleanse the flesh from the bones, while preventing it being carried off by larger scavengers, such as dogs and children. After a sufficient period of time, you may retrieve the skull and boil it in a dilute bleach solution to sterilize it and wash away any remaining tissue."

btw - I'm fairly certain with the way it was written, it wasn't mean to be taken too seriously.