Zilvia Wide Freestyle Cypher!!!

[sileighty83]

Ok here is the name of game.

Basically make up a two line freestyle rhyme about the person above you similar to that death game but you have to use that persons SCREEN NAME in the rhyme... get creative!

I'll start it off....

"Some Zilvianas be talkin and always be Flammin, but all I hear is:bs:they be claimmin!

[BustedS13]

what the fuck is this
shit's retarded; diss

[sileighty83]

dont contribute then, its just for fun geez.

[BustedS13]

sileighty's post wasn't a freestyle in two lines
i should pull my tec9 and pop him two times

[sileighty83]

better...this time

[Future240]

sileighty83 still aint followin his own rule
which makes his thread a fail, poor fool

[BustedS13]

future 240 is from the dirrty south
he can't drift very well with all that purple drank in his mouth

[projekt_s13]

Shits weak son

[Future240]

projekt_13's age is 23
ion give a fuck, he still cant swagger like me

[HyperTek]

im sittin here readin this thread out of fear before i hear
waitin for the next wack rapper to post and appear follow me here

[Andrew Bohan]

it's kinda hard to freestyle in a thread on a forum
hypertek'll just bore em, now i got to make something new for em

[C. Senor]

still no one following rules, this be no cypher.
only way this thread's gettin seen, is to light it on fiyah!

[shishcabobers]

UHH UHH ITS MY TAPE!
http://www.smylesandfish.com/images/mix_tape1.jpg

YO THIS DUDE NAME SENORRRR
WILL GET A TUMORRRRR

ahh snap you guys did it know just opened a can of whoop-ass

[C. Senor]

^lol. dick.

so there's this, for the sake of arguement, dude, shishcabobers
when he wants to find his mom, asks the local news station to let him use the dopler.

[Taniguchi_Is_#1]

c. senor, my rhymes are muy bueno
i get with lots o' wimminz, but AIDS yo no tengo

[silviaguy240]

how many bitches has taniguchi slapped? zero
and martha stewart happens to be his hero.

[Future240]

silviaguy 240 is in line to get roasted by the future mc
everytime he looks in the mirror he wishes he was me

[j4d3_h4v0k]

silviaguy throwin out that weak shit
better buy greddy or that bitch will get hit

[Future240]

j4d3_h4v0k sportin that weird ass sn
his lyrics are like mcain, he should have known he wasnt gone win

[silviaguy240]

how's this sucka MC gonna pair name and win?
sounds like he got his rhymes from the walmart value bin

[Taniguchi_Is_#1]

future240, you should just commit suicide
that way no one will ever know that it's dudes you ride

[Future240]

taniguchi gets no coochie thats for sho
he sucks enough dick to make jenna jameson go "damn you a ho"

[Taniguchi_Is_#1]

oh, no, future, rhyme sho, go, ho
you're skills are fantastic, yo, snow, blow, slow

[BustedS13]

taniguchi eats cock
and cums in a sock

DAAAMN THAT SHIT WAS DOPE

[Future240]

busteds13 eatin babies straight from the source,
which well all know means dick of course

[BustedS13]

busteds13 eatin babies straight from the source,
which well all know means dick of course

future240 makes my balls hurt
when he bites them. SKIHURRT

[Future240]

busteds13 callin me gay in a way that makes him gay too
I like pussy how bout you?

[Andrew Bohan]

i can't believe all these whack ass lines
future240 sucks my dick til it shines

[blu808]

nom nom nom Andrew Bohan nom nom nom


this thread fails

[stinky_180]

it hails with hate
coming from blu808

[Kn1ves]

they call me fidel castro, im the dictator
stinky 180 is pure homo, back door dick taker

[Andrew Bohan]

when i nom on kn1ves, they call me the nominator
on top is the numerator, below is the denominator

[Vision Garage]

andrew bohan dropping vinyl, he tries to make some bread,
but when he isnt doing work hes givin me some head!

[blu808]

Vision Garage gettin some head from drew.
The thought of that made me just poo.

[Vision Garage]

Blu808 keeps welding diffs that never seem to break,
and when im betting head from drew, my orgasms are FAKE!

[napaKAliboog]

i'll fill Visions head with lead poison to that idle
That cast DRIBBLE like you on IV in the ER SON, its vital

[blu808]

napaKAliboog what kind of name is that?
And we all know that drew swallows that spat.

[napaKAliboog]

napaKAliboog = I'm so horny, for them pinay bitches
When this fucken ANIMAL be horny for the BLU808 bitches (blue pitbulls)

[Vision Garage]

napaKaliboog aint got no lyrics, he cant even make a verse,
and when this homo tries to rap, my head just fukken hurts!

[ericcastro]

napaKALiboog is talking all this Filipino tagalog linguistics,
BAKLA means he likes to hold other mens dipsticks.


EDIT

Vision Garage beat me to the punch,
Cause I had to google my spelling a bunch.

[blu808]

Ericcastro is from cuba.
When i fart it sounds like gabooga.

[Andrew Bohan]

i ewwiwopped a wobbler and his name was eric castro
i asked if he takes plastic, and he said "no but i do take cash though"

[Andrew Bohan]

dammit

when i want to masturbate
i look at the avatar of blu808

[Vision Garage]

When on a date with Andrew Bohan,
please dont laugh at his "lil man"

[blu808]

Vision garage has alot of hate.
When I think of drew, i masterbate.

[ericcastro]

This weekend I heard a story about Andrew and Burger King,
Could it be from a guy, with the car in his sig I have seen :)


EDIT (threads poppin, lol)


its getting late Blu808,
Shouldnt you switch to porn and masterbate?

[Andrew Bohan]

everyone on page two fails to diss the right person
with an epidemic of this scale i think it can only worsen

[blu808]

Andrew Bohan noming on some poo.
Everytime I take a shit it reminds me of you.

[Andrew Bohan]

blu808 boned his friend's girl who was thick
and i took some pics of her nomming on his dick

[ericcastro]

the "got showed up" thread is almost as busy as this,
And Andrew Bohans stickers come out pretty sick

[Kn1ves]

all i hear, same thing keeps repeating, blu808 must masterbate,
i bet his dick is getting a real beating, worse than kanye's 808 and heartbreak

EDIT:

ericcastro can't even cast a throw
he has a weak wrist and loves it up the asshole

[blu808]

Kni1ves is a hater, he getting no dick.
Unlike the girl drew and i filmed sitting on my stick.

[Kn1ves]

blu808 i love you, lets make up
as long as you're the one in the make up

[Andrew Bohan]

i think everyone in this thread voted no on prop 8
cuz kn1ves wants to suck me and blu808

[Vision Garage]

kn1ves cannot rhyme, he cannot flow
i think you should use ur head BRO!

Im sorry blue and im sorry drew,
but no not everyone wants to blow you two!

[blu808]

When I want my car to break Vision garage is where I will take.

[Andrew Bohan]

blu808 is not from hawaii
i stuck it in his ass and he said AYIIII

[Kn1ves]

This is getting dumb, let me write something elaborate
something you have to read twice cuz your iletartateateateeateaete

[Andrew Bohan]

i'm from the bay where we're hyphy and go dumb
from the soil where kn1ves be gettin his lingo from

[napaKAliboog]

All you mother fuckers got your 3rd eye visions in your garage
Can't even understand my double metas because they just mirage

[Kn1ves]

thats not 3rd eye vision, thats a red dot
make your forehead look like 711 before you get shot

[Andrew Bohan]

i can't understand you kn1ves, cuz you make no sense
while i'm collecting dollars you're just collecting cents
you're crossing the border and i'm the one building the fence
you're collecting paychecks while i'm collecting rents

[Vision Garage]

my words are lost at napakaliboogs rap, cuz it very weak to me,
so sit around and learn to flow before you step up to this MC!

[Kn1ves]

Andrew Bohan cant understand me, says I am an alien
Im just trying to mate, like an Australian

[blu808]

Kn1ves trying to hate.
Andrew Bohan just elaborate.
Are really the man, the talk of the town?
I think everyone thinks your just pink and brown.

[Kn1ves]

Class clown? Or ass clown?
I just want to see him with his ass down.

:frown:

[Vision Garage]

lets drop the names kn1ves, it getting lame,
wheres all the premies to join this rap game?

[Kn1ves]

I used to be a premie, now I'm broke
Never balled hard, thats a joke
Im gonna go to sleep, time to croak
Nuts...Your mouth.. Soak.....

[Vision Garage]

You say you are broke and low on cash,
why dont you sell your ebay parts or sell your ass
It must be time, for you to work,
remember to wear some glasses before you jerk! :jerkit:

[Andrew Bohan]

when this thread started out it was all just a game
then kn1ves came in with weak rhymes and made it lame
and it was extra hard since every rhyme had to have a name
and pretty soon every rhyme started to sound just the same

but now we're starting a new era in the thread
no more rhyming about blu808 gettin head
no more weak ass rhymes from kn1ves like i said
step up to eight lines of rhymes or you're dead

[Andrew Bohan]

23 minutes later and still no replies?
did yall give up? did ya finally realize?
you can't hang with me and my dope lines and rhymes
i'll be back tomorrow to defend my rhymin prize

just be warned that tomorrow is phase 2
16 line minimum to keep up with drew
8 is just a warm up and 4 left you cryin
2 line rhymes? i can do that without tryin

[Sleepy240]

Andrew Bohan what a fuckin' bum,
his rhymes are like damn sewer scum,
you say people can't hang with your dope lines and rhymes,
your pathetic, lame and tame cant even compare to my crimes

telling people to be worried about phase two,
you better step your game up or be left out in the blue,
nobodies crying, nobodies even trying
soon enough your just gonna be left out dying

[Kn1ves]

Dear Dr. Drew,
Why does your writing remind me of Dr. Suess?
You should not, could not against a master
You could not, should not, since it turns into a disaster
You really shouldn't speak anymore
You only seem to make everyone snore
You should not rhyme here or there
You should not rhyme anywhere
I do not like fake MCs with no rhyme
Dr. Drew, come back to us when you're in your prime

That way you can pretend to be someone else
Cuz you don't have it in your DNA like a prokaryotic cell
You should inject hormones like your favorite 50 cent rapper
But even then you'll still get shitted on like a baby's diaper

See my style is vicious like a dog from Mike Vick's house
Your rhymes are weak and nonsensical like Mickey Mouse
See I run with dogs, you run into your house
The only bitch you run with, is your spouse

And don't run up to me complaining about how your lifestyle's a joke
You know why you're out of money? Why your lifestyle's broke?
It's cuz you were an accident, when your dad's Lifestyle broke.

And you know Im just kiddin, don't take it to heart
Here I'll rhyme just like you do and just say fart
(That was too easy, I didn't even try
Now please go write a whole paragraph of how you're gonna cry)

[stiizy]

Look at this dude knives, trying type mad lines,
wrote all that shit fa nothin, what a waste of time..

[shmiddy]

c. senor, my rhymes are muy bueno
i get with lots o' wimminz, but AIDS yo no tengo

they call me fidel castro, im the dictator
stinky 180 is pure homo, back door dick taker

Blu808 keeps welding diffs that never seem to break,
and when im betting head from drew, my orgasms are FAKE!

Look at this dude knives, trying type mad lines,
wrote all that shit fa nothin, what a waste of time..

lmfao PURE WIN lol:trogdor:

[Kn1ves]

its called a flow for a reason
its just off the top of your head
but most of these cats dont know the reason
why they have the a dunce cap hop on their head

[stiizy]

Dunce cap on they heads, they lack that intellectual bread,
they used to being force fed, fa shit they say in this thread....

Some of they heads should just roll off they shoulders,take my advice its over, My zilvian soldier,


Getting through to these guys will just waste the clock, the bullshit in this thread it'll never stop, only an elite few will rise to the top, and then they'll be the self proclaimed cream of the crop

[smellslikecurry]

damn look this dude stizzy
make mofos like knives go dizzy

[sileighty83]

:lockd:this is getting retarded now mods please lock dis sucka up:lockd:

[stiizy]

^ Please do, haha dudes are getting raped in their own threads..

[Vision Garage]

if you dont want to play, our little game,
get the hell out the thread, your walk of shame,
you cant make up rhymes? then whos to blame?

So have a little fun, and bring the heat,
or if you want to lock this thread, you willl get beat,
or just sit back and relax and take a seat!

Its time to go to work, its time to run,
all this typing was for shits, it was so fun,
but i got a 9-5, oh shit, daym son,
yall homos get to work, peace out! IM DONE!

[sileighty83]

I respect everyone that played and nothing should be taken personal (remember that). Its made to be creative and fun, but sum ppl are just making it personal against other ppl on here so its time to move on. Good turn out though

[blu808]

Thats why they call me sileighty83 (Im back)
Im back (Im back) [sileighty83!] Im back

[eminem]
I murder a rhyme one word at a time
You never, heard of a mind as perverted as mine
You better, get rid of that nine, it aint gonna help
What goods it gonna do against a man that strangles himself?
Im waitin for hell like hell shit Im anxious as hell
Manson, youre safe in that cell, be thankful its jail
I used to be my mommys little angel at twelve
Thirteen I was puttin shells in a gauge on a shelf
I used to, get punked and bullied on my block
til I cut a kittens head off and stuck it in this kids mailbox
{mom! mom!} I used to give a - fuck, now I could give a fuck less
What do I think of suc-cess? it sucks, too much press Im stressed
Too much stares two breasts, too upset
Its just too much mess, I guess I must just blew up quick (yes)
Grew up quick (no) was raised right
Whatever you say is wrong, whatever I say is right
You think of my name now whenever you say, hi
Became a commodity because Im w-h-i-
-t-e, cuz mtv was so friendly to me
Cant wait til kim sees me
Now is it worth it? look at my life, how is it perfect?
Read my lips bitch, what, my mouth isnt workin?
You hear this finger? oh its upside down
Here, let me turn this motherfucker up right now

Chorus

[eminem]
I take each individual degenerates head and reach into it
Just to see if hes influenced by me if he listens to music
And if he feeds into this shit hes an innocent victim
And becomes a puppet on the string of my tennis shoe
{*vocal scratches*} my name is sileighty83
I been crazy way before radio didnt play me
The sensational {*vocal scratch back is the incredible!*}
With ken kaniff, who just finds the men edible
Its ken kaniff on the, internet
Tryin to, lure your kids with him, into bed
Its a, sick world we live in these days
Slim for petes sakes put down christopher reeves legs!
Geez, you guys are so sensitive
sileighty83 its a touchy subject, try and just dont mention it
Mind with no sense in it, fried to get so frenetic
Whose eyes get so squinted, Im blind from smokin em
With my windows tinted, with nine limos rented
Doin lines of coke in em, with a bunch of guys hoppin out
All high and indo scented {*inhales, exhales*}
And thats where I get my name from, thats why they call me

Chorus


Cause (immmm) sileighty83, they call me as crazy
As the world was over this whole y2k thing
And by the way, nsync, why do they sing?
Am I the only one who realizes they stink?
Should I dye my hair pink and care what yall think?
Lip sync and buy a bigger size of earrings?
Its why I tend to block out when I hear things
Cause all these fans screamin is makin my ears ring (ahhhh!!!)
So I just, throw up a middle finger and let it linger
Longer than the rumor that I was stickin it to christina
Cause if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz
Itd be jennifer lopez, and puffy you know this!
Im sorry puff, but I dont give a fuck if this chick was my own mother
I still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside her
And have a son and a new brother at the same time
And just say that it aint mine, whats my name?

Chorus

[eminem {*vocal scratching*}]
Guess whos b-back, back
Gue-gue-guess whos back (hi mom!)
{*scratch*} guess whos back
{*scratch*} gue {*scratch*} guess whos back
D-12 {*scratch*} guess whos back
Gue, gue-gue-gue, guess whos back
Dr. dre {*scratch*} guess whos back
Back back {*scratch*} back
{*scratch*}
sileighty83, 2001
Im blew out from this blunt (*sighs*) fuck

[Andrew Bohan]

here i come, here i come, here i come
drew is back and still number one
yall think you can rhyme but you're hella wrong
if i was rex reed i'd stand and hit the gong

if i was a thug i'd pull out my nine
cock the hammer and take aim and i'd watch you whine
then i'd squeeze the trigger and kn1ves' body would drop
and i'd change my rapper name to drewpac

if i was a villain i'd tie vision garage up
in the basement of building as i blow it up
when the hero came to save you i'd kill him too
this ain't a movie, you can't defeat the villain drew

if i was an anchorman i'd read the news without fail
this just in, blu808's back in jail
now he's getting fucked in the ass every day
but that's cool, i think he likes it anyway

if i was a priest i'd molest little boys
wait, no i wouldn't, that's why stiizy's got toys
he's michael jackson's best friend over at neverland
that's the kind of shit i'll never understand

if i was an army commander i'd move men
sileighty in the front tryin to get shot again
when i deploy it i just want you to enjoy it
when i drop my rhymes i'm hopin to destroy it

if i was a mod i'd ban BoostSlideWayz
cuz he's the kind of fool that ruins all our days
postin kill stories and asking where to drift
but a noob like that probably can't even shift

but since i'm a zilvia member i'll spit rhymes
when i get bored it's a good way to kill time
don't get too butthurt, it was all just fun
but don't forget that i'm still number one

[sileighty83]

andrew is still the man

[ConePirate]

Yo, I kill fuckin minks to make jackets
and I'm an asthmatic motherfuckin chief addict
I was hatched from an egg layed by a fuckin whale
I'm pale, oh and I got MAD drugs for sale.

Roll up to the club in my 86' rex
I kill motherfuckers who deny me sex
cuz I'm the S-I to the C-K to tha... G.
and I got all kinda cats and rabbits fuckin me.

I see the bi-pola rolla stab him in tha shoulda!
get on the computer, and create a new folda!
then I cruise back to the pad to see the infamous
murderous, ravenous, lech, name-a skizzot

skizot is tha fizot with the siza for tha fizzo's
fizackle mizza pizza fizza buddah caca sezo.






See, this is how it happened late one night
Me and Scott we was rollin in the 8-6 ride.
bumpin down the block tryin to scope out the bitches
Scott's bling-blingin cuz he's got mad riches.

Me? shit fool, I'm sick G.
and I'm loc'd out with hella artillery
Skizzot says that he knows a few hoes
but there's a buncha fuckin thugs guardin them like gold
so I said "shit scott, man don't even trip"
as I pull out the gats and pops in the clips
I'll kill any motherfucker friend or foe
(man, FUCK sittin here, let's get them hoes!)

We blew down the door with that RPG,
then a bullet hit the shoulder of MC-sick G
another quick blast from the propelled grenade
sent those dumbass motherfuckers to untimely graves

I'sa bleedin bad but feelin no pain
so we banged all their bitches and drank some champagne.
drunk as fuck now as we head out the door
oh I almost forgot! "We don't love dem hoes!"
matta fact, we don't love them hoes so much,
I emptied my clip and turned their brains to mush.

we tossed the bloody bodies in a burlap sack
then we went to ampum for a fat bottle of jack
on the way home shit! five-o's behind me,
with sirens and lights on tryin to fuckin blind me

turned into darkness right down the block
I grabbed the bloody bodies and scott got the glock
in a dumpster, the bodies now rot
and scott pulled off a motherfuckin 187 on a cop.

[stiizy]

here i come, here i come, here i come
drew is back and still number one
yall think you can rhyme but you're hella wrong
if i was rex reed i'd stand and hit the gong

if i was a thug i'd pull out my nine
cock the hammer and take aim and i'd watch you whine
then i'd squeeze the trigger and kn1ves' body would drop
and i'd change my rapper name to drewpac

if i was a villain i'd tie vision garage up
in the basement of building as i blow it up
when the hero came to save you i'd kill him too
this ain't a movie, you can't defeat the villain drew

if i was an anchorman i'd read the news without fail
this just in, blu808's back in jail
now he's getting fucked in the ass every day
but that's cool, i think he likes it anyway

if i was a priest i'd molest little boys
wait, no i wouldn't, that's why stiizy's got toys
he's michael jackson's best friend over at neverland
that's the kind of shit i'll never understand

if i was an army commander i'd move men
sileighty in the front tryin to get shot again
when i deploy it i just want you to enjoy it
when i drop my rhymes i'm hopin to destroy it

if i was a mod i'd ban BoostSlideWayz
cuz he's the kind of fool that ruins all our days
postin kill stories and asking where to drift
but a noob like that probably can't even shift

but since i'm a zilvia member i'll spit rhymes
when i get bored it's a good way to kill time
don't get too butthurt, it was all just fun
but don't forget that i'm still number one



Sickness.....

[stiizy]

Yo, I kill fuckin minks to make jackets
and I'm an asthmatic motherfuckin chief addict
I was hatched from an egg layed by a fuckin whale
I'm pale, oh and I got MAD drugs for sale.

Roll up to the club in my 86' rex
I kill motherfuckers who deny me sex
cuz I'm the S-I to the C-K to tha... G.
and I got all kinda cats and rabbits fuckin me.

I see the bi-pola rolla stab him in tha shoulda!
get on the computer, and create a new folda!
then I cruise back to the pad to see the infamous
murderous, ravenous, lech, name-a skizzot

skizot is tha fizot with the siza for tha fizzo's
fizackle mizza pizza fizza buddah caca sezo.



To much fizzo and shizzo, may i ask why?
you choose this type of freestyle,
it's all shit like a big pile,
you gotta come better, try one of knives nine lives

i did my homework see i checked the file, fuckin drew comparing me to pedophiles, but it's alright see i know this is all fa fun, so i guess its okay if ya try,


Vision Garage rhymed everything the same, but couldn't hit his target, even if he had autoaim, but i'm the scapegoat so it's me to blame, so many half ass rhymes man put this thread to shame,


Sil83 the thread maker, half fakin ass drifter, lines so weak, should i call you miss or mister?

[blu808]

Ok Drew is the winner.

How much time did that take you?

[ericcastro]

:lockd:this is getting retarded now mods please lock dis sucka up:lockd:

I respect everyone that played and nothing should be taken personal (remember that). Its made to be creative and fun, but sum ppl are just making it personal against other ppl on here so its time to move on. Good turn out though

Ahh, we all know each other and have common friends. Go find another thread 200 post :fawkd:


How much time did that take you?

:bowrofl: thats what Im saying!

[Vision Garage]

let me shoot in for a second while i take my break,
cuz the real MCs need, no time to take,
a rhyme that we see and can relate,
and it only take a few seconds to make.

Not this is a story all about how,
my life got twisted, upside down....

haha

[napaKAliboog]

This aint no fucken freestyle
this a FUCKING keystyle,
For all we fucken know, knives cop n paste his style
while vision can't mile my dick through drews isle
stizzy dizzy be at bohan misionary profile
Im just here cockin' my bukakke cock clockin your "flow" piles..
of shit, while blu 808 still be rhymin about suckin dicks...
Im here doing tripple metas while you bitches still 2d liqs

[Andrew Bohan]

there once was a man from LA
who tried to make rhymes every day
he couldn't quite make it
so he had to fake it
he couldn't beat the man from the bay

[DreamN]

i like turtles..
when I'm at the park i talk to squirrels.

werd.

[ConePirate]

^^^UHHHHHH!!!!!!

Limmericks FTW. "there once was a man from nantuckett, he cut someone's head off and he fucked it"

[sileighty83]

[quote=ericcastro;2457133]Ahh, we all know each other and have common friends. Go find another thread 200 post :fawkd:

ericcastro, what r u son of Fidel...your suppose to rhyme, cant u even tell. Flipping ME off....man f*** your whole crew, act your age not 12 but 32.:rl:

[Vision Garage]

its time to sit and see the rhyme,
of sileighty83, not a friend of mine,
he flows with this and he flows with that,
but his vocals can compete so bitch, sit back.

if i had a dollar for your thoughts,
a dollar for you time,
you wouldnt see me,
or my Mother#*#($$(# rhymes

Its time to bring the fire, its time to shine,
so take out some paper,
and check this freestyle of mine.

You work on your ride and its all coo,
but dont hate on the playas who cant do what you do,
I repeat, my choice of words arent deep or too steep,
where your brain cant think, have read and then repeat,

let me wash off my hands and let yall flow,
cuz this thread needs more action, where the premies yo?

[Jimmy Up]

there once was a man from LA
who tried to make rhymes every day
he couldn't quite make it
so he had to fake it
he couldn't beat the man from the bay


Hands down:bowdown:

Bohan went to town;)

[stiizy]

its time to sit and see the rhyme,
of sileighty83, not a friend of mine,
he flows with this and he flows with that,
but his vocals can compete so bitch, sit back.

if i had a dollar for your thoughts,
a dollar for you time,
you wouldnt see me,
or my Mother#*#($$(# rhymes

Its time to bring the fire, its time to shine,
so take out some paper,
and check this freestyle of mine.

You work on your ride and its all coo,
but dont hate on the playas who cant do what you do,
I repeat, my choice of words arent deep or too steep,
where your brain cant think, have read and then repeat,

let me wash off my hands and let yall flow,
cuz this thread needs more action, where the premies yo?



well there's a premie right here, aint no need to fear, stupid newb can't tell the difference of over and counter steer,

That went after Castro what a silly move, when it comes to newb n premies, i'm afraid you'll lose,

Did i fuck up ya flow, get ya outta da groove, that fidel line was wack, but you thought it was smooth,

200 posts and you still wanna refuse, premie love stick together, so i'll let you choose

[Mi Beardo es Loco]

well there's a premie right here, aint no need to fear, stupid newb can't tell the difference of over and counter steer,

That went after Castro what a silly move, when it comes to newb n premies, i'm afraid you'll lose,

Did i fuck up ya flow, get ya outta da groove, that fidel line was wack, but you thought it was smooth,

200 posts and you still wanna refuse, premie love stick together, so i'll let you choose
over 4.5k posts, shit you have no life? keep postin at that rate you'll have no wife.
you and your auto is an adaptation, yet you and the females is all masterbation
what else can I say except JK
but if you get mad it's just pitiful, cuz I got more heads in the hood than pegan rituals.

[stiizy]

over 4.5k posts, shit you have no life? keep postin at that rate you'll have no wife.
you and your auto is an adaptation, yet you and the females is all masterbation
what else can I say except JK
but if you get mad it's just pitiful, cuz I got more heads in the hood than pegan rituals.



it's all good Beardo loco, penis size compared to mine is poquito poco, what?!?! Stiizy's speaking Spanish wtf oh no,this shit is over kids now it's time to let go...


But i say what i say it's all fa jokes, bout to take a timeout to go out and smoke!!

[MikeisNissan]

I smoke so much I think my brains expired
Its the only way I know how to get by, wired..
Tired.. I dont know, I quit my job because I didnt wanna get fired
I applied for a new job but will i get hired?
I wish I was 70 so I could be retired
I conspired to be acquired, but in the end all I did was perspire
How can I be admired? To be transpired.. wishing for sapphires and empires..
Im living on a tightwire.

[Vision Garage]

the premies are here and the game is on,
now its time to MC and to drop some bombs,
come on everybody, just rock the mic,
you either sit down, shut up, or stand up and fight.

now a long time ago, before the hoes,
i was just so so, an average joe,
put a pen in my hand, a paper to write,
every day every night, until i could fight.

Call a few of the homies, chilled in the streets,
ran from police, who hated our beats.

[Jeremiel]

I'm a seed of influence,
Started grow sense with the elements that happen to transcend from heaven,
Born in Manila,
Where Roman Catholicism was 90 percent of the religion and I'm conditioned with traditions.

Human reaction with satisfaction, like
The human hate will integrate,
And probably always manipulate,
the facts comes in like a bird shit from the sky,
an accident no one expects, but everyone buys,
deep connections to this lyrics comes from a mind that shines,
but if you're too simple and don't think then you must be asinine.

[Jeremiel]

the rabbit hole is deep and they all accept defeat,
with my verbiage they sleep, 'cuz their minds is by their feet,
so wake up young person and learn how to listen,
using words like Smith and Wesson are redundant ways of dissin',

[silviaguy240]

i'll battle any sex or any race
you beatin me is like billy crystal playin scarface
i cant see it, blind to the eyes
i came up in your face, like oops pow surprise

[BustedS13]

suck my ass
touch a damn dick

[ConePirate]

i'll battle any sex or any race
you beatin me is like billy crystal playin scarface
i cant see it, blind to the eyes
i came up in your face, like oops pow surprise

Evvvery rossseee has it's thorrrn
just like eeeevvvery night has it's dawn
just like evvveeerrry cowboy, sings a sad, sad song
evvvvveryyyy roossseee has it's thorrrnnn

bitch, I'm goin from ashy to classy

[Andrew Bohan]

i want to eat a banana
gangsters wear a bandana
cubans live in havana
i hate hanna montana

i've never seen indiana
or been to the savannah
or even been to atlanta
not even louisiana

then i met a girl named diana
and another one named joanna
neither one lived in fontana
or knew about carlos santana

my headlights are sylvana
the letters are turned by vanna
on the beach of copacabana
everything rhymes with banana

[sidewayzsx]

soo your coo making rhymes on hanna montana come over here and ill make your throat famous with my bananna :drama:

[jyon9689]

Even knowing zilvia's guy to girl ratio,
sidewayzsx still just solicited for felacio?

I'm pretty sure he just unintentionally came out of closet
However such an assumption needs rebuttal,
so as for my rhyme I will pause it.

[Future240]

jyon9689, I admint,that roast was tight
but how you gone call sidewayzx gay with all that dick you bite?

I aint tryin to ruin ya secret I'm just sayin
it's weird to call someone gay with all that booty hole you slayin

I know you pimpin hard, you be havin dudes beggin for your balls
that being said you should give sidewayzx a call

Cuz you know he will serve you up right,
lick you down, and be catchin nut all night

[Vision Garage]

future240, you game is aite,
trying to diss with that crazy overbite,
take a step down and you just mite,
learn a little something. DING its time to fight.

wake up in the morning your day goes by,
why, oh why do we live, just to die,
work a nine to five, just to stay alive,
let the man laugh while we be barely survive.

Aint no time to flow about all your hoes,
you know and i know that you really flat out broke
its a joke, the way we rap about that we dont have,
when all we really do is put food in a paper bag!

[jyon9689]

The desert is home to Vision Garage,
even you know, your skills are a mirage,
and your subject matter more played out than a Rocky montage.

Now that I've finished the obligatory diss,
I'm take the time to drop a rhyme you can't miss.

Don't doubt for a bit that I rhyme and I rip.
Call me biapartison, I'm a Blood and a Crip.
But don't think I'm purple, it's just what I sip
But if you think you flow better, just realize it's the flip.

[Andrew Bohan]

hickory dickory dock
drew pulled out his glock
actin cool
he dropped a fool
hickory dickory dock

[Vision Garage]

jyon you think you koo and that your are bad,
but please my little homies, you lyrics are sad,
im mad, your blunt stick that you trying to stab,

its sad, cuz my clothes so fresh and so clean,
you seen, all my cool kicks from ICE CREAM,
so brush off the dirt from your old ass rhymes,
im lying, they aite, but aint no better than mine!

PEACE!

[Jdotsturn]

My name is Jeremy I like macaroni and cheese
It satisfies my stomachs needs
So if you have some pass it my way
Cuz i have no money to buy some until friday.

ooooooo

[Andrew Bohan]

one two three four five six seven
so many bitches have gone to heaven
eight nine ten eleven twelve thirteen
your ass is next if you know what i mean

[SexPanda]

All these fools
Cant follow the rules
It says use the screen name
as one of your tools

So what rhymes with andrew?
Perhaps bubbly brew.
It goes well with kung pow.
I sure could use a beer right now.

[Andrew Bohan]

i'm not even playing the game anymore
i already won so i'm ignoring the score
i'm trading my dollars for a bump and a whore
btw tell your girl that she snores

[Jdotsturn]

Yo fridays here direct deposit so got my money
Went to KFC ordered mac n cheese and biscuits with honey.
Now my tummy is full and i gotta go number 2
I hope the toilet can handle the size of my poo poo.

[Future240]

it looks like its jdotsturn to feel the future240 burn
dont worry cuz, you should feel blessed
you get to be one of the lucky that get these lyrical slugs in ya chest

andrew boban I'm callin you out
you said you won already what's that about?

you started off fire then ya lyrics turned sour
i will help you out if you pay me by the hour
cuz you know my shit smelss sweeter than a flower
i'll have you spittin lyrics that will makes these dudes cower
tremble and piss themselves at your lyrical power
cuz you know i am a lyrical Eddie Bauer.

[stiizy]

i am a lyrical Eddie Bauer.

The lyrical Eddie Bauer, is about to get devoured,
rhymes so sweet, they turn ya mouth sour,
lean with a bop like a pizza tower,
Styles so dirty make ya wanna take a shower,
while these bitch made dude make they meals with soy flour,
I'm here to take over, sorry future it's my hour..

My time to shine, and hit hoes thats fine,
got'em eating up the shit i say, with every smooth line..

But back to reality, back to grind, can't wait to leave this bitch, i hate 9 to 5

[Future240]

Stiizy tryin to shine on my time?
Hell naw, imma rip him down line by line

ya girl yea she nice, really fine
give me 5 mintues I could make her mine

face it stiz i'm the shit
i'm a rapipin wiz

ya lyrics will simply fizz
out leave ya face screwed up with a fucked up pout

I would say some more just to roast ya ass,
but I cant gotta go time for the next class

[stiizy]

Stiizy tryin to shine on my time?
Hell naw, imma rip him down line by line

ya girl yea she nice, really fine
give me 5 mintues I could make her mine

face it stiz i'm the shit
i'm a rapipin wiz

ya lyrics will simply fizz
out leave ya face screwed up with a fucked up pout

I would say some more just to roast ya ass,
but I cant gotta go time for the next class


Take ya ass to school, get that education,
and when you come back you'll witness your annihilation ,
who you kidding future, do you know who you facin,
Do this in real life homes, this aint no playstation

So i guess you can say my lyrics will fizz,
but do ya really know stiiz, do you know who he is?

He that dude on this site straight handlin bizz,
but let the next dude step up, he can get some this,
School's out boy's your all dismissed!!

[Future240]

Take ya ass to school, get that education,
and when you come back you'll witness your annihilation ,
who you kidding future, do you know who you facin,
Do this in real life homes, this aint no playstation

So i guess you can say my lyrics will fizz,
but do ya really know stiiz, do you know who he is?

He that dude on this site straight handlin bizz,
but let the next dude step up, he can get some this,
School's out boy's your all dismissed!!

I'm back from my initiaition into Delta Sigma Pi
i'm telling you stiz aint no rapper strong as I.
I shine brighter than that star in the sky,
that brings the day, by the time i finished you wont have shit to say

If you think i'm playin, then its time to get serious,
spit that shit that will leave you delirious.

you asked do i know you, but I ask do you know who,
you are facin? I slaughter dudes, call me a lyrical jason.
When I start the flow have them dudes pacin
cuz they know soon blood gone be wastin
on the ground, as I cut them up, and beat them down,
with nothin but the sound of the words thats coming from my mouth
fuck ti I'm the king of the south, the north, the east, and the west.
I'm a professor of this rhyming shit, so stiizy here's a test.
I want you to try and top me, so bring ya best.

Here's a hint to try to help you pass,
that way when grading time comes you wont be kissing my ass

You cant beat me, there's thats your tip
balls in your court now, dude dont pull a shaq
and slip

[J90lude]

Imm show ya'll zilvians how to get it correct, cause Imma the man rite
I can get in anywhere just by a land slide
I pick up the weight and my grams high
I shift down to second, Clutch kick
Wrist down to check it, I must get around the corner

[stiizy]

Imm show ya'll zilvians how to get it correct, cause Imma the man rite
I can get in anywhere just by a land slide
I pick up the weight and my grams high
I shift down to second, Clutch kick
Wrist down to check it, I must get around the corner




^ That aint rap right

[Jdotsturn]

I must say a majority of these rhymes are baloney,
Some of you really need to go back to school, and get on key,
Cuz some of these rhymes you all made up... I made back in elementary

[stiizy]

I must say a majority of these rhymes are baloney,
Some of you really need to go back to school, and get on key,
Cuz some of these rhymes you all made up... I made back in elementary


back to elementary?, i'm glad you didn't mention me,
i'd have to cut yo ass up like a section C, trying to catch up, you aint catchin me..

[Future240]

I must say a majority of these rhymes are baloney,
Some of you really need to go back to school, and get on key,
Cuz some of these rhymes you all made up... I made back in elementary

I have to agree with the above poster senior stiizy.
Your rhymes suck dick that is plain to see.
I can believe you made them in elementary.

[Om1kron]

I logged on to zilvia, and then I was like damn.
Bunch of dumb ass noobs, keep getting banned.

[napaKAliboog]

i'll fill Visions head with lead poison to that idle
That cast DRIBBLE like you on IV in the ER SON, its vital

A repost for you pussies who need midol
You foos act like you got recitals to American idol
i'll take you mother fuckers to school before your eyes/I's dull

[J90lude]

^ That aint rap right

Saying my flow aint rap right
I know you dont beez the boss
When I beat you, dont say its :lfault:

[Jdotsturn]

back to elementary?, i'm glad you didn't mention me,
i'd have to cut yo ass up like a section C, trying to catch up, you aint catchin me..

I have to agree with the above poster senior stiizy.
Your rhymes suck dick that is plain to see.
I can believe you made them in elementary.


Haha look at stiizy and future240 trying to team up on me,
Theyve been joined at the hip, lip lockin since they met on eHarmony,
I have nothing against gays, I just feel bad you guys,
Cuz Prop 8 passed now the both of you cant join in holy matrimony.

[stiizy]

Saying my flow aint rap right
I know you dont beez the boss
When I beat you, dont say its :lfault:

I dont be the boss, but ya flow will get tossed, into rap trash, so you can declare your loss, so do ya self a favor and go fuck ya exhaust...

Haha look at stiizy and future240 trying to team up on me,
Theyve been joined at the hip, lip lockin since they met on eHarmony,
I have nothing against gays, I just feel bad you guys,
Cuz Prop 8 passed now the both of you cant join in holy matrimony.


Jdotsturn, when will jdot learn, raps style is what he wants, it's what jdot yearns,

Talking bout gays, dude thats your concern, you probably a fruity little kid, with silk hair dyed and permed, dont mean to hurt feelings, but fuck it let burn..

[Future240]

Haha look at stiizy and future240 trying to team up on me,
Theyve been joined at the hip, lip lockin since they met on eHarmony,
I have nothing against gays, I just feel bad you guys,
Cuz Prop 8 passed now the both of you cant join in holy matrimony.

I aint gay dude you can just ask your girl
she been callin me every since I rocked her world

I spit that mack that left shivers down her spine
then I stuck my dick in her ear and fucked with her mind
pulled out busted in her eyes and left that bitch blind
laughed at her ass and fucked one mo time

[Vision Garage]

haha. I see we are back in business.

Now, catch my beat while i school all you kids,
with bibs, yall think you can do what we cats did.
Now its time to go to bed, its time to take a break,
yall late, to bring the fire to this here state.
Prop 8, yea i know you zilvians can relate. :)

You says that your boss,
well homie im the king,
now let me rule my kingdom,
while you kiss this blingin ring.

like a peasant, you listen to my son,
bring me my shiny robe and go home your done,
im from, the ghetto P Town,
im from the ghetto streets,
I chill with Dr. Dre,
I started F the police!

[stiizy]

Haha look at stiizy and future240 trying to team up on me,
Theyve been joined at the hip, lip lockin since they met on eHarmony,
I have nothing against gays, I just feel bad you guys,
Cuz Prop 8 passed now the both of you cant join in holy matrimony.

I aint gay dude you can just ask your girl
she been callin me every since I rocked her world

I spit that mack that left shivers down her spine
then I stuck my dick in her ear and fucked with her mind
pulled out busted in her eyes and left that bitch blind
laughed at her ass and fucked one mo time


She got fucked one more time, while he was typing this rhyme, i'm used to fucking quarters, but she was 8 short of a dime..

she got a hidden room, to all dudes like penis shrine,she said you had the best, till she had mine,

shit was dusty as hell , like some old calvin kleins, clean that thing up once in a while, had my super suit on to shield the grime,

Back to being gay, homie please define, can't be possible, with a wifey like mine,

[Jdotsturn]

I love how both you are so synchronized with your replys,
You guys calling each other saying Jdot's callin us gay we claim theyre lies,
It alright guys you can come out of the closet now,
We have our own sexual orientation preference styles,
NYC to the dirty south, we all know both you are racking up the frequent flyer miles.

[stiizy]

I love how both you are so synchronized with your replys,
You guys calling each other saying Jdot's callin us gay we claim theyre lies,
It alright guys you can come out of the closet now,
We have our own sexual orientation preference styles,
NYC to the dirty south, we all know both you are racking up the frequent flyer miles.

only thing dirty south, is my dick in ya chick, then to her lips, and then you go and kiss that chick,
Making out in the theater, while you watch a flick, she used to mine now, looks at yours like whats this?

But it's funny how you keep going back to the gay, is it ya fave subject, why are you this way?
Cause that's the only shit you've been able to say, are you looking in ya mirror, screaming why am i this way??

[Vision Garage]

aite, to all the players, its time to stop the hate
about a girl, who none of us can relate,
now let this be a lesson to us all,
how yall can be so insecure to the call,
of an MC who raps and rips at your balls,
like saw, you know our battles are wars,
recall, the name calling, the shit talking the heat,
we keep shooting, until you call defeat.

Now maybe youll come back and upset us all,
like the raiders, actually winning a game football,
well ill sit on my throne, awaiting your jest,
entertain me son, cuz your rhymes a mess!

[stiizy]

^^ Yo vision are you just rhyming to rhyme??


Oh and i hope no one takes what I say seriously it's all for fun, so before you send me a pm all angry read this first I'm Just Playing

[Vision Garage]

yea i know what you saying i know what you mean,
but lil jdots getting mad at words that are obscene.

I know this this if fun we clowning around,
damn damn stizy you know jdot has a frown,
more like a tear, from all harsh words that he hears,
about his dear, and how you all up inside her ear.
or was that future, who is also here calling the shots,
and dropping bombs on some girl who belongs to jdots.

[napaKAliboog]

only thing dirty south, is my dick in ya chick, then to her lips, and then you go and kiss that chick,
making out in the theater, while you watch a flick, she used to mine now, looks at yours like whats this?

^ damnnnnn hahahaaha

[Jdotsturn]

only thing dirty south, is my dick in ya chick, then to her lips, and then you go and kiss that chick,
Making out in the theater, while you watch a flick, she used to mine now, looks at yours like whats this?

But it's funny how you keep going back to the gay, is it ya fave subject, why are you this way?
Cause that's the only shit you've been able to say, are you looking in ya mirror, screaming why am i this way??


ok ok lets flip to script and talk about something else,
You talkin about my girl is something you shouldve left out,
All they stuff you said, everyone knows its not true,
So dont get mad that you cant get a girl to call you her boo,
And when you go home lonely on a Saturday night, the only thing you're gonna be cummin on is, well... you.

[stiizy]

ok ok lets flip to script and talk about something else,
You talkin about my girl is something you shouldve left out,
All they stuff you said, everyone knows its not true,
So dont get mad that you cant get a girl to call you her boo,
And when you go home lonely on a Saturday night, the only thing you're gonna be cummin on is, well... you.


so talking bout ya girl is a touchy subject, with my hand up her ass, she's my life size puppet,

now ya watchin tv, whats on the muppets, then ya met ya girl and started to fuck it,

got a chick at home, she don't call me boo, thats fa dem ghetto ass chicks,
it's like they dream come true,

Let stop getting on you, i was just wastin time dude, but it seems like you'd be the type to sue,

So please dont be mad and shedding them tears, wanna take out so stress just do it here..

[J90lude]

I dont be the boss, but ya flow will get tossed, into rap trash, so you can declare your loss, so do ya self a favor and go fuck ya exhaust...




Jdotsturn, when will jdot learn, raps style is what he wants, it's what jdot yearns,

Talking bout gays, dude thats your concern, you probably a fruity little kid, with silk hair dyed and permed, dont mean to hurt feelings, but fuck it let burn..

Ok here we go again Stiizy
I aint gonna stop till ya moms diss me
Im gonna skate out in the 240/on the move like mobile homes
You lookn back at Vision like I dont want no trouble homes :tinhat:

[stiizy]

Ok here we go again Stiizy
I aint gonna stop till ya moms diss me
Im gonna skate out in the 240/on the move like mobile homes
You lookn back at Vision like I dont want no trouble homes :tinhat:


ya pops be dissin me, cause ya mom being missin me, making out with ya dad, he like u sure you kissin me?

he got the taste of my nuts in his mouth, spittin out my pubes , like whats this about,

I see ya moms on the daily, she in my route, thing i like about her best, she does ass to mouth...



So lets stop right here bout the mama jokes, sit back take a look at what i just wrote, ya lifes in shambles now , like a cloud of smoke, hearing me yellin at ya moms, deep throat don't choke...




I really don't like mother talk i'm very against it... so this will be the first and last time i talk about someone elses mother unless i'm attacked about it again...

No hard feelings lude

[Teddy]

Yo what up, all my fellow friends
I'm the touge monster, king of the bends

Yo stiizy why you talk about mamas?
I was just with yours, in the bahamas

Just kiddin man, no need to feel all tense
as you're mowin your lawn, over the other fence

watch me on my lawn chair, sittin next your girl
make a double take, cuz I just spun your world

That's how I roll, with the gangsta ways
write hard, rap hard, making rhymes all day

I'll end it here, so you won't sound lame
Cuz my harsh ass words will put your name to shame
Boy just remember this is not a game
Cuz these words are my symbol, represent my fame.

[spoolandslide]

hey there s13teddy
i see you grew some pubes already
its time to experience manhood
you always knew someday you would

time to change your pre-pubescent ways
and stop starin at girls all strange
ya 'know they're beautiful creations
have you ever felt a womans sensations?
probably not
cuz your petter looks like its got small pox


and who said your furiously fast?
i heard you sucked dick at time attack

[stiizy]

Yo what up, all my fellow friends
I'm the touge monster, king of the bends

Yo stiizy why you talk about mamas?
I was just with yours, in the bahamas

Just kiddin man, no need to feel all tense
as you're mowin your lawn, over the other fence

watch me on my lawn chair, sittin next your girl
make a double take, cuz I just spun your world

That's how I roll, with the gangsta ways
write hard, rap hard, making rhymes all day

I'll end it here, so you won't sound lame
Cuz my harsh ass words will put your name to shame
Boy just remember this is not a game
Cuz these words are my symbol, represent my fame.







Getting verbally abused , by dudes, breaking the rules, i think yall got it fuck up, you all confused,

I aint the one man, you got the wrong dude, but i still shine bright, got a killer attitude, so i guess this is where i break fools,

Talking bout all shit, like mamas in bahamas, was she good to you cause she's full of drama, unlike like yours whose a cougar in the cama,

tried to kick her ass out, she begged to stay till manana,then i took her round the world, and left her ass in Ghana,

my girl next to you? while i mow my lawn, she look better than yours, ya ex is like dusk to till dawn,

i'm talkin bout the zombies dude c'mon, met ya girl, like damn what kinda shit you on, when i asked her bout her man all i got was a yawn, see how i move chicks, like chess pawns...


So for next dude who wants to come and mention my name, your punish will be fit, not nearly the same,

if don't believe me , pm the rest of these lames.....:bowrofl::bowrofl:


Good shit Teddy...

[Teddy]

hey there s13teddy
i see you grew some pubes already
its time to experience manhood
you always knew someday you would

time to change your pre-pubescent ways
and stop starin at girls all strange
ya 'know they're beautiful creations
have you ever felt a womans sensations?
probably not
cuz your petter looks like its got small pox


and who said your furiously fast?
i heard you sucked dick at time attack


Aww how cute, I see you calling me out
But that's ok, cuz that's what this is about

So you spool, then slide?
I guess that's cool
that you can only slide, when you use that tool.

See I can slide, without forced induction
or go drive without a course of instruction

That's what I'm all about; being furiously fast
Cuz you're the one crying when you just got passed

Shift to third, stay in my lane
take off on your ass, this shit's insane

clutch kick all day, like it's the end of our day
I'll be the one winning, while you're hittin' the hay

take it to the end, with your girl as my prize
Cuz I'm the only good man in her eyes.

[J90lude]

ya pops be dissin me, cause ya mom being missin me, making out with ya dad, he like u sure you kissin me?

he got the taste of my nuts in his mouth, spittin out my pubes , like whats this about,

I see ya moms on the daily, she in my route, thing i like about her best, she does ass to mouth...



So lets stop right here bout the mama jokes, sit back take a look at what i just wrote, ya lifes in shambles now , like a cloud of smoke, hearing me yellin at ya moms, deep throat don't choke...




I really don't like mother talk i'm very against it... so this will be the first and last time i talk about someone elses mother unless i'm attacked about it again...

No hard feelings lude

Im gonna end this battle nice and easy
ask ya moms or aunt well you can ask em if they rite and sleezy
In the evening and the nite believe me
She yanks on long john
I'll show her magic when I pull out my strong wand
Presto Presto you'll learn about the best thou:keke:

[Teddy]

Getting verbally abused , by dudes, breaking the rules, i think yall got it fuck up, you all confused,

I aint the one man, you got the wrong dude, but i still shine bright, got a killer attitude, so i guess this is where i break fools,

Talking bout all shit, like mamas in bahamas, was she good to you cause she's full of drama, unlike like yours whose a cougar in the cama,

tried to kick her ass out, she begged to stay till manana,then i took her round the world, and left her ass in Ghana,

my girl next to you? while i mow my lawn, she look better than yours, ya ex is like dusk to till dawn,

i'm talkin bout the zombies dude c'mon, met ya girl, like damn what kinda shit you on, when i asked her bout her man all i got was a yawn, see how i move chicks, like chess pawns...


So for next dude who wants to come and mention my name, your punish will be fit, not nearly the same,

if don't believe me , pm the rest of these lames.....:bowrofl::bowrofl:


Good shit Teddy...


You left her in Ghana? The neck of the horse?
Well I pass around your chick and mama back and fourth.
Man, you think you're the king of free rap.
well my storm is comin, check out the weather map
precipitation here, got some showers with your mama
took her to Arabia, left her with Shiites and Osama
They traded her for camels, and a few quarts of water
some old musty towels, and a used fly swatter.
Now she somewhere chillin with Aladin.
I don't know what they doin, but it can't be chattin'.
So I came back home, took care of your girl
when I mentioned your name, all she could do was hurl.
Told her it was okay, we'd be great together,
then she pulled out her toys, and boy I love leather.
Hit it and quit, then never called back.
Better watch out now! That was a Ted Attack!





You think this is done? Boy, this is not over.
Cuz your luck is running out like a three leaf clover.
I'm locked to you, like wet to water.
Maybe stuck to you, like I'm stuck to you daughter.
dated her once, and it was okay.
But boy she was doing awesome all day.
Dropped her off on the porch, then you came out.
And it looked hard for you not to cry or pout.

Okay, okay, now I'm all done.
Hopefully you won't wuss out like Forest and RUN.

[turtl631]

Teddy dropped 2 lines 13 times over
I'm less afraid of him than a piping plover (http://www.novascotiatoursandtravel.com/images/piping_plover.jpg)

[turtl631]

turtl631 plays his cards right
gurgle just for fun, raise this bard's sight

[Andrew Bohan]

roses are red
violets are blue
i am a gangster
my name is drew

[J-Team]

you think Im talkin dirty
but when you start to jerk me
all I do is make sure you dont have the herpe
but its ok andrew
you know I got them too
Ill get you so excited you cant control your poo

I got a handlebar mustache
promise not to bust fast
If I ride it behind my balls are gonna touch ass
Please dont be a snooty hoe
Ill be up in yo booty hole
Assassinating asses is kind of like my duty yo!

your roomate is a cutie yo
met her at the studio
fed her plenty of rufies
kicked her in the cooty hole
you dont know where ive been
balls are full of melon then
hackey sack you with my weiner
go ahead tell a friend.

Spend my afternoon reading dirty magazines
but when I drop my draws, Im guaranteed to bag a team
penis in the popcorn
you think im flirtin
if you grab a handful im certainly squirtin

Girl we can play some kinky games
make it seem like im lurkin
in your window, peepin tom
four hours im jerkin
pants around my ankles
and a bottle of jergens
its getting kind of stingin
but the lotion is workin

where can I jizz is my favorite question
Fuck david swimmer, im the best of the breastman
pussy hole stinky
rub it with crest then
if that dont work, time for some testin!

shorty over there got some titties like some flapjacks
looking kind of lumpy that a oversized napsack
kind of like my pants with that bulge from the waistdown
like im smuggling snakes straight from cape town

[JayDee M Rolly]

"i'm a venereal disease like a menstrual bleed"

[stiizy]

Im gonna end this battle nice and easy
ask ya moms or aunt well you can ask em if they rite and sleezy
In the evening and the nite believe me
She yanks on long john
I'll show her magic when I pull out my strong wand
Presto Presto you'll learn about the best thou:keke:


This dude is fuckin crazy, do you think that i'm beat,you a student in my class, mo fucka take a seat,

what you say is wack, flow obsolete, look at pix of s15s, continue beatin ya meat,

i'll never lose to you, never face defeat, things i love bout ya moms, she's my trick and my treat..

You left her in Ghana? The neck of the horse?
Well I pass around your chick and mama back and fourth.
Man, you think you're the king of free rap.
well my storm is comin, check out the weather map
precipitation here, got some showers with your mama
took her to Arabia, left her with Shiites and Osama
They traded her for camels, and a few quarts of water
some old musty towels, and a used fly swatter.
Now she somewhere chillin with Aladin.
I don't know what they doin, but it can't be chattin'.
So I came back home, took care of your girl
when I mentioned your name, all she could do was hurl.
Told her it was okay, we'd be great together,
then she pulled out her toys, and boy I love leather.
Hit it and quit, then never called back.
Better watch out now! That was a Ted Attack!ya storm is kinda weak, it'll just pass by, ya moms a dirigible, the only way i fly,

so i called her ass up, she said nothing but clear skies,so get to know ya step pops, i aint a bad guy,

take care of my girl, she home with the Flu, if ever seen a real woman, you wouldn't know what to do,

but talk bout cars, like can you drift, she says can you?

Then you talk bout times, that you hit the wall, she don't care, not a little or at all..

ya moms expensive man, i can't take her on dates, she ate 3 of her own, n even grabs my plate,

To get her ass home , i use steak for bait, gives me road head, quickly bust in her face cause i know she can't wait..





You think this is done? Boy, this is not over.
Cuz your luck is running out like a three leaf clover.
I'm locked to you, like wet to water.
Maybe stuck to you, like I'm stuck to you daughter.
dated her once, and it was okay.
But boy she was doing awesome all day.
Dropped her off on the porch, then you came out.
And it looked hard for you not to cry or pout.

Okay, okay, now I'm all done.
Hopefully you won't wuss out like Forest and RUN.

sorry boy, i don't believe in clovers, don't believe in luck, homie i'm a true fuckin soldier, so seal ya lips kid, this is far from over, nicknamed ya moms ass, the sea rover,


Funny thing is, i don't have a daughter, just more for me to use, in this lyrical slaughter, making mix drinks for ya girl, using toilet water, but i think a new topic should come about, i think it's in order,

saying mean shit, did i cross that border?

If i did, i really wouldn't give a fuck, you like hell yea, i got Stiizy stuck,

but na kid, uh huh, no such luck, i'm just here to remind you, that ya rap style sucks,

kick rocks lil homie, in ya converse chucks,while ya doing that, i'll be sitting in my truck,

With ya moms and ya girl, getting sucked off like what, tell ya girl to see a dentist, she got teeth like young buck..

[Future240]

I love how both you are so synchronized with your replys,
You guys calling each other saying Jdot's callin us gay we claim theyre lies,
It alright guys you can come out of the closet now,
We have our own sexual orientation preference styles,
NYC to the dirty south, we all know both you are racking up the frequent flyer miles.

I got ya family hatin cuz ya moms loves suckin my dick
she swallow so much nut she got sick
after i busted a few times i said "get out bitch"
and threw her outta my house with a swift kick

Now you say that me and stiizy's gay,
I say there's no way, that me or kay
could every like dudes, its with women we play

You on the other hand
you know you likes you a man
You the type to watch wrestling and see men do powerbombs and flips
then come out the room with sticky finger tips

I've heard it rumored that you are gettin butthurt
over us tellin you its with men you flirt
that shits stupid dog, cuz you know you in ya butt
goes all that greasy man nutt, right after he squirts
i bet then ya butt really hurts, so dont going and gettin all offened
shits just jokes man and this how Imma end it

[SexPanda]

Future240s got some good rhymes
but I cant help but be reminded
of christmassy times.
And Stizzy is rollin round in an STI
What the hell is he doin on a nissan website?
I guess Im one to talk
with that german car of mine
Cant well all get along
And get fucked up on wine?
Cuz no matter whos mom sucks whos dick
or who dick your sucking
At least you can say
You got a good fuckin
My lyrics arent great
Thats because im white
I'd rather go fishing
with a stick of dynamite.

[Future240]

I dont even have a 240, why am I here
like which beer do you drink, hm let me think

I'd rather get fucked up on liquor
that way I can be drunk when i lick her

talking ya moms of course, naw I'm just playin
I am digging the peaceful rhymes you were sayin
fishin sounds fun to me, though no dynamite
cuz with my clumsy ass I might blow off a knee

[SexPanda]

We all like beer
I'll drink one for you
And your eventual 240, too.
Because you gotta wet your whistle
And meet a drunk chick
Then you can get
Some wet wet on your dick
And Stizzy's sti is a pretty sweet ride
as long as a rod
doents shoot through the engines side.
Thats what happend to my friend sams
Thanksgiving hams
I cant find anything that rhymes with sams.

[J90lude]

This dude is fuckin crazy, do you think that i'm beat,you a student in my class, mo fucka take a seat,

what you say is wack, flow obsolete, look at pix of s15s, continue beatin ya meat,

i'll never lose to you, never face defeat, things i love bout ya moms, she's my trick and my treat..



sorry boy, i don't believe in clovers, don't believe in luck, homie i'm a true fuckin soldier, so seal ya lips kid, this is far from over, nicknamed ya moms ass, the sea rover,


Funny thing is, i don't have a daughter, just more for me to use, in this lyrical slaughter, making mix drinks for ya girl, using toilet water, but i think a new topic should come about, i think it's in order,

saying mean shit, did i cross that border?

If i did, i really wouldn't give a fuck, you like hell yea, i got Stiizy stuck,

but na kid, uh huh, no such luck, i'm just here to remind you, that ya rap style sucks,

kick rocks lil homie, in ya converse chucks,while ya doing that, i'll be sitting in my truck,

With ya moms and ya girl, getting sucked off like what, tell ya girl to see a dentist, she got teeth like young buck..

Your rhymes make me laugh haha for Jeezy's sake
Ya moms pretty easy like easy bake
Just three 3 steps I'll have her speech in a slur
Just like dat you like damn :werd:

[Andrew Bohan]

ewwiwop ewwiwop zaig zob zoobs
that chick over there has nice boobs

[upSLIDEdown]

All these fools writin' letters, tryin' ta shine
What the fuck ever happened, to jus' two lines?!

[SexPanda]

two lines is lame, you know that guy?
It'll only get a novice high

[stiizy]

Your rhymes make me laugh haha for Jeezy's sake
Ya moms pretty easy like easy bake
Just three 3 steps I'll have her speech in a slur
Just like dat you like damn :werd:

We aint talkin bout Jeezy, we talkin bout Stiizy, i had ya moms read this, she said is it that easy,

I said yeah, your son think he got skills, well he need to do something, bum ass can't even pay bills,

What you talkin bout, easy bake ovens, thats like a dozen dicks, in ya moms muffin,

dont get it twisted, ya moms is great, she got a nickname for sex, she calls it cake..


So don't try to come, with them bakery rhymes, next time ya write something homie, take ya time..

[SexPanda]

Old people smell funny
But they got the money.

[Andrew Bohan]

drew and stiizy went up the hizzy to get a pail of water
drew was first and stizzy cursed and drew fucked stiizzy's daughter

[SexPanda]

drew and stiizy went up the hizzy to get a pail of water
drew was first and stizzy cursed and drew fucked stiizzy's daughter

Thats fucked up if he has a daughter
She's probably 6, you sick mother fucker.

(yes that was a rhyme lol)

[stiizy]

drew and stiizy went up the hizzy to get a pail of water
drew was first and stizzy cursed and drew fucked stiizzy's daughter


Drew was wrong, i have no kids, so now we can all,stop the kid libs:bigok:

[ThatGuy]

You all type your rhymes and you think they are great,
But you fail like Edward Scissorhands trying to masturbate.

[J90lude]

We aint talkin bout Jeezy, we talkin bout Stiizy, i had ya moms read this, she said is it that easy,

I said yeah, your son think he got skills, well he need to do something, bum ass can't even pay bills,

What you talkin bout, easy bake ovens, thats like a dozen dicks, in ya moms muffin,

dont get it twisted, ya moms is great, she got a nickname for sex, she calls it cake..


So don't try to come, with them bakery rhymes, next time ya write something homie, take ya time..

I'll take my my time like Im waiting for the greyhound
I'll put you or anybody in their place where dey lay down
You'll get tossed out like a bad crowd
The flow spreads more like mad cow

[stiizy]

I'll take my my time like Im waiting for the greyhound
I'll put you or anybody in their place where dey lay down
You'll get tossed out like a bad crowd
The flow spreads more like mad cow


I know you like me, it's an obsession, your dick gets hard, by these rap sessions,

Don't get all mad, and go into Depression, this is over now, so try a new profession,

Can't handle this rap shit, it's too much aggression, now ya face looking stuck, with a blank expression

[Future240]

You all type your rhymes and you think they are great,
But you fail like Edward Scissorhands trying to masturbate.

That was quite possibly the hardest and funniest bar in this whole thread




I'll take my my time like Im waiting for the greyhound
I'll put you or anybody in their place where dey lay down
You'll get tossed out like a bad crowd
The flow spreads more like mad cow

Ewww that shit you spit is on that lame
please save us and yourself and quit the rhyming game
I know you wish you could flow like me but yours just aint the same
you have a few tight patches here and there but you need some lyrical rogaine

[J90lude]

That was quite possibly the hardest and funniest bar in this whole thread






Ewww that shit you spit is on that lame
please save us and yourself and quit the rhyming game
I know you wish you could flow like me but yours just aint the same
you have a few tight patches here and there but you need some lyrical rogaine

Future Im gonna end ya future and ya 240
Gonna boot cha and ya shorty
Yours lyrics got no point
To me its straight dull your gonna need a sharpening

[stiizy]

Future Im gonna end ya future and ya 240
Gonna boot cha and ya shorty
Yours lyrics got no point
To me its straight dull your gonna need a sharpening

is this a way for u to post whore, please no more, game over, and you didn't even score,

my eyes are hurtin now, my retina feels poor, readin all ya wack rhymes, it's getting old and bored...

[J90lude]

I know you like me, it's an obsession, your dick gets hard, by these rap sessions,

Don't get all mad, and go into Depression, this is over now, so try a new profession,

Can't handle this rap shit, it's too much aggression, now ya face looking stuck, with a blank expression

Your lyrics are in pieces like brain fragments
I come hard but you come in the same actions
Your boring
I might as well go in the land called la la land
Cause all Im hearing is :blah::blah: man
(LLS) Laughing like shit

[Andrew Bohan]

omae wa cho baka da, kono yarou
ore wa nihongo de rappu shiteiru, ojigi shirou

[s13 @ fullboost]

is this a way for u to post whore, please no more, game over, and you didn't even score,

my eyes are hurtin now, my retina feels poor, readin all ya wack rhymes, it's getting old and bored...

Hey your twenty six and your name is stiizy do me a favor and get off zilvia for shiizy I dont wanna hate but your making me irate, Just relax and throw away the tampax
crack open a beer kick it with a peer and just remember fullboost was here =]

[stiizy]

Your lyrics are in pieces like brain fragments
I come hard but you come in the same actions
Your boring
I might as well go in the land called la la land
Cause all Im hearing is :blah::blah: man
(LLS) Laughing like shit


fragments and actions? yo that shit don't go, so ya rap pass, i gotta revoke

all ya raps seem to me, like copy and paste, so here's one for lude, yo how my ass taste?

Cause in secret, i know you a rump ranger, ever around this kid, ya ass is in danger,

literally, this kid chases all mens butts, he means it when he says, yo your fucked

[J90lude]

is this a way for u to post whore, please no more, game over, and you didn't even score,

my eyes are hurtin now, my retina feels poor, readin all ya wack rhymes, it's getting old and bored...

Saying my rhymes are wack is saying a bad broad is ugly
I tell ya broad I stay on dat lyrical note baby
Im hot your not
Im so :wavey:
I wouldn't take this rap battle to discretion advise
You probably go off sum where running to :hide:

[s13 @ fullboost]

Saying my rhymes are wack is saying a bad broad is ugly
I tell ya broad I stay on dat lyrical note baby
Im hot your not
Im so :wavey:
I wouldn't take this rap battle to discretion advise
You probably go off sum where running to :hide:



Dude that sucked real hard

[ZenkiCam]

copied but the best post in this thread....

30's on my Chevorlete call me supa dupa, Garage like roots I got more whips than Kunta. Rivera sittin on the Bulls best hoopa. Ya'll still ridin 20's, ya'lls some oompa loompas. Doors swang on niggas that got bad behavior my Foe 15's woke up thee neighbors Interior crocadile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater.

:bow:

[J90lude]

fragments and actions? yo that shit don't go, so ya rap pass, i gotta revoke

all ya raps seem to me, like copy and paste, so here's one for lude, yo how my ass taste?

Cause in secret, i know you a rump ranger, ever around this kid, ya ass is in danger,

literally, this kid chases all mens butts, he means it when he says, yo your fucked

Now I see you knocking my taste
Say sum shit like I copy and paste
You sipping on dat new drink called Yeah Right
For you I wouldn't condone
you'll just left out off and get :Owned:

[ThatGuy]

I typically enjoy rhymes that make a little sense,
Some of these lines look like you're just throwing words through a pickett fence.

[ZenkiCam]

True that, these bitches dont know what they sayin,
They just come up with shit, to keep playin.

[stiizy]

Hey your twenty six and your name is stiizy do me a favor and get off zilvia for shiizy I dont wanna hate but your making me irate, Just relax and throw away the tampax
crack open a beer kick it with a peer and just remember fullboost was here =]

Another dude, trying to crack on age and my name, another wack dude, trying to claim some fame,

in this thread, listen here ya whole style is dead, should've stuck to ya foreigners music thread instead,

But ya didnt, so ya here with talks of tampons, s13 @ fullboost, yeah that my car would walk on,

So next time you see my name please don't click, cause the chance you just had, don't mean shit, sorry homeboy ya just blew it

[J90lude]

Dude that sucked real hard

My rhymes suck I'll show you sum full boost
You couldn't even see me if you looked through the moon roof
Your trash and crap like poo poo
Your 240 runs like a geo
Later on my exhaust is gonna have a note like Neyo
Putchu on :smash:
like the left or the right side of the dash

[ZenkiCam]

what the fuck was that?
that shit was wack.

[stiizy]

My rhymes suck I'll show you sum full boost
You couldn't even see me if you looked through the moon roof
Your trash and crap like poo poo
Your 240 runs like a geo
Later on my exhaust is gonna have a note like Neyo
Putchu on :smash:
like the left or the right side of the dash



like neyo?, see i knew you was gay, the fucked up part, is now you got ya car this way,

geo, neyo, poo poo, oh no see yo, u dont have a clue

[Future240]

My rhymes suck I'll show you sum full boost
You couldn't even see me if you looked through the moon roof
Your trash and crap like poo poo
Your 240 runs like a geo
Later on my exhaust is gonna have a note like Neyo
Putchu on :smash:
like the left or the right side of the dash

Damn your raps get worse every post
you got people saying you suck from coast to coast
I am just spittin truth dog this aint even a roast.

What barry said about rhying was very true
his words spoke of people just like you
stringing words together that dont make sense just cuz they rhyme
If I were you i'd slow down, think about what I am sayin and take my time

[J90lude]

See I dont play on dat gay tip
Im cool I dont spray clips
You shooting blanks
ya rhymes ran out of ammo
To me your gone!! Bye
This is a nissan site get rid of the STI

[ZenkiCam]

damn your raps get worse every post
you got people saying you suck from coast to coast
i am just spittin truth dog this aint even a roast.

What barry said about rhying was very true
his words spoke of people just like you
stringing words together that dont make sense just cuz they rhyme
if i were you i'd slow down, think about what i am sayin and take my time


ohhhh shit!!! Georgia reppin son!

[s13 @ fullboost]

Another dude, trying to crack on age and my name, another wack dude, trying to claim some fame,

in this thread, listen here ya whole style is dead, should've stuck to ya foreigners music thread instead,

But ya didnt, so ya here with talks of tampons, s13 @ fullboost, yeah that my car would walk on,

So next time you see my name please don't click, cause the chance you just had, don't mean shit, sorry homeboy ya just blew it

as far as my music goes its my choice if you dont like it do better with your own voice, your car might win in a race but just remember who put the paste on your moms face My rymes are not weak but they do speak they flow good and I represent my hood, I am just another boy who got a 240 for a toy I like to go fast and I like when your mom sucks my ass :D

[ZenkiCam]

See I dont play on dat gay tip
Im cool I dont spray clips
You shooting blanks
ya rhymes ran out of ammo
To me your gone!! Bye
This is a nissan site get rid of the STI

your Flow sucks hard
its quite easy you see
go back to third grade and learn some literacy.

[s13 @ fullboost]

My rhymes suck I'll show you sum full boost
You couldn't even see me if you looked through the moon roof
Your trash and crap like poo poo
Your 240 runs like a geo
Later on my exhaust is gonna have a note like Neyo
Putchu on :smash:
like the left or the right side of the dash

hey man your honestly so bad that I am not even going to rhyme in my come back just do us all a favor and do not click on this thread if you gave it your best...well its okay just stay away from the rhymes because there not your thing nothing personal try out chat or tech talk might be useful there =] good day

[ZenkiCam]

lol. i was looking for the rhyme in that one ;)

[s13 @ fullboost]

it was a resalable response dont you think?

[J90lude]

Damn your raps get worse every post
you got people saying you suck from coast to coast
I am just spittin truth dog this aint even a roast.

What barry said about rhying was very true
his words spoke of people just like you
stringing words together that dont make sense just cuz they rhyme
If I were you i'd slow down, think about what I am sayin and take my time

Ok Im going in about to roast
saying Im whack from coast to coast
You just a loathing loaf
Imma act a fool tonite
You'll get blowed off like a intercooler pipe

[ZenkiCam]

once again
just leave my friend.

[J90lude]

once again
just leave my friend.

LOL Real recognize real :rimshot:

[stiizy]

See I dont play on dat gay tip
Im cool I dont spray clips
You shooting blanks
ya rhymes ran out of ammo
To me your gone!! Bye
This is a nissan site get rid of the STI


Get rid of my STi, why to go slower, i think got more hp in my honda snow blower,

Spray clips, dude aint spraying shit, but nonsense and lies, coming out ya lips,

I dont give a fuck, still rep on a nissan site,getting scared behind ya comp, like awh man but i can't fight,

Later son ya done, i'm fucking ya moms tonight, so when i walk past ya room, don't try to shut the lights,

i'm a beat ya ass senseless, see you later aight, you know when there, sounds like dynamite, from ya moms room, damn i wish she was tight...

as far as my music goes its my choice if you dont like it do better with your own voice, your car might win in a race but just remember who put the paste on your moms face My rymes are not weak but they do speak they flow good and I represent my hood, I am just another boy who got a 240 for a toy I like to go fast and I like when your mom sucks my ass :D


i seen ya moms last night, on late night bestiality, she's get down like this, is this reality,

another thing that ya lacking, is ya spelling homeboy, you in the fourth grade, aint no time for slacking..

it cool that you rep ya hood, but i rep my city, and if i could, i'd fuck ya mama's titties,

but i can't see, she's only seventeen,no sex crimes for me, that'll just be obscene,

i'm flattered, i'm on all ya minds, you'll all bitches, and a good bitch is hard to find..

[ThatGuy]

The secret to rhyming is words that sound the same,
Please read the rules before playing a game.

I'm not cursing or flaming, yet it is easy to see,
This fun rhyming game is easy for me.

My words all make sense, and things are spelled right,
You should take my advice and just say "good night".

[stiizy]

hey man your honestly so bad that I am not even going to rhyme in my come back just do us all a favor and do not click on this thread if you gave it your best...well its okay just stay away from the rhymes because there not your thing nothing personal try out chat or tech talk might be useful there =] good day


hold up hold up......


boost this is the funniest shit i read all day, thank you for that hahaha

Ok Im going in about to roast
saying Im whack from coast to coast
You just a loathing loaf
Imma act a fool tonite
You'll get blowed off like a intercooler pipe

Stop homie just stop, i'm a start roasting myself if you continue

once again
just leave my friend.


Please..

LOL Real recognize real :rimshot:


Yea we recognize real.......



That your real Wack.........

[J90lude]

Get rid of my STi, why to go slower, i think got more hp in my honda snow blower,

Spray clips, dude aint spraying shit, but nonsense and lies, coming out ya lips,

I dont give a fuck, still rep on a nissan site,getting scared behind ya comp, like awh man but i can't fight,

Later son ya done, i'm fucking ya moms tonight, so when i walk past ya room, don't try to shut the lights,

i'm a beat ya ass senseless, see you later aight, you know when there, sounds like dynamite, from ya moms room, damn i wish she was tight...




i seen ya moms last night, on late night bestiality, she's get down like this, is this reality,

another thing that ya lacking, is ya spelling homeboy, you in the fourth grade, aint no time for slacking..

it cool that you rep ya hood, but i rep my city, and if i could, i'd fuck ya mama's titties,

but i can't see, she's only seventeen,no sex crimes for me, that'll just be obscene,

i'm flattered, i'm on all ya minds, you'll all bitches, and a good bitch is hard to find..

Don't get get mad if you cant shine like a ruby
I can still battle you even if I was expert or a :newbie:
Getting all hostile cause you dont get no booty
Sitting in the house playing paper mate
I love it when the haters hate

[Future240]

LOL Real recognize real :rimshot:

You right,real recognizes real, so who are you?
that is all that needs to be said so I through

[s13 @ fullboost]

i seen ya moms last night, on late night bestiality, she's get down like this, is this reality,

another thing that ya lacking, is ya spelling homeboy, you in the fourth grade, aint no time for slacking..

it cool that you rep ya hood, but i rep my city, and if i could, i'd fuck ya mama's titties,

but i can't see, she's only seventeen,no sex crimes for me, that'll just be obscene,

i'm flattered, i'm on all ya minds, you'll all bitches, and a good bitch is hard to find..


Well let me start off that I am flattered you think I am a good bitch but I think its time you grandma feeds my fish, Your grandma is a good women she keeps me happy I like to play with her tities because there all flappy Sucks my mom is underage but yo grandma she just graduated the millionth grade My spelling is not the best but your grandma always puts me to the test so by the time I am 18 I will spell good and mean, as far as my moms tites go no worry's as long as you keep it in your dreams and dont jizz on your ween I could give a fuck if you trick or treat with my mom on Halloween so have a nice day representing your city its time for me to go cum on your grandmas saggie tittie

[stiizy]

Don't get get mad if you cant shine like a ruby
I can still battle you even if I was expert or a :newbie:
Getting all hostile cause you dont get no booty
Sitting in the house playing paper mate
I love it when the haters hate


oh please stop, you suck, give it up, you just a flop,

the hater is you, my number one fan, don't get all crazy, you sound like a stan,

Sorry boy, i get enough booty, from a high class chick, of natural beauty,

so with this, to you i say goodbye, no comebacks please, don't even try

[J90lude]

Im just having fun wit sum silly punch lines!! Some people dont really understand hip hop and lyrics. I got punch lines and metaphors, plus I got a mixtape about to come out. I get respect in the hood and outside the hood.


DatPiff :: The Authority in Free Mixtapes (http://www.datpiff.com/)

[Andrew Bohan]

first ima pull out my cock and slap you in the face with it
then ima pull out my glock and blast you into space with it
then ima pull out a rock and cook up a batch of base with it
then ima pull out my chalk and outline your body's place with it

[ZenkiCam]

well your hood and fans are weak son.

[s13 @ fullboost]

Im just having fun wit sum silly punch lines!! Some people dont really understand hip hop and lyrics. I got punch lines and metaphors, plus I got a mixtape about to come out. I get respect in the hood and outside the hood.


DatPiff :: The Authority in Free Mixtapes (http://www.datpiff.com/)


Ohhh no really man are you for real???

[s13 @ fullboost]

first ima pull out my cock and slap you in the face with it
then ima pull out my glock and blast you into space with it
then ima pull out a rock and cook up a batch of base with it
then ima pull out my chalk and outline your body's place with it

so what raper did you steal that from ?

[J90lude]

Ohhh no really man are you for real???

You can laugh and joke all you want!! I really dont care what people think, Im just being silly in this thread:2f2f:

[Andrew Bohan]

so what raper did you steal that from ?

i made it up just now

[stiizy]

Well let me start off that I am flattered you think I am a good bitch but I think its time you grandma feeds my fish, Your grandma is a good women she keeps me happy I like to play with her tities because there all flappy Sucks my mom is underage but yo grandma she just graduated the millionth grade My spelling is not the best but your grandma always puts me to the test so by the time I am 18 I will spell good and mean, as far as my moms tites go no worry's as long as you keep it in your dreams and dont jizz on your ween I could give a fuck if you trick or treat with my mom on Halloween so have a nice day representing your city its time for me to go cum on your grandmas saggie tittie

awh boost i'm sorry, you need another source of head, when it comes to grandmothers, well mine see is dead,

it was crazy, i witnessed her whole suicide, but you aint know, so this story i will provide,

well you see, the year was 1987, bout 6 years short of me turning 11, when she did what she did, and went to hell not heaven,

went to the kitchen, trying to get me a drink, she in there shouting, please let me think,

pulls out a gun, and without a blink, splattered her brains, on the wall, stove and the sink,

people came in running, others hiding and crying, little did we know inside she was dying,

so i commend ya efforts, and even for trying, it's a touchy subject, and i wish i was lying...

[s13 @ fullboost]

i made it up just now

its pretty good man I like it =]

[J90lude]

so what raper did you steal that from ?

Sounds like Cassidy

[Andrew Bohan]

fuck all yall who think i'm a rhyme stealer
cuz sooner or later you're gonna be a bullet feeler

[ZenkiCam]

awh boost i'm sorry, you need another source of head, when it comes to grandmothers, well mine see is dead,

it was crazy, i witnessed her whole suicide, but you aint know, so this story i will provide,

well you see, the year was 1987, bout 6 years short of me turning 11, when she did what she did, and went to hell not heaven,

went to thew kitchen, trying to get me a drink, she in there shouting, please let me think,

pulls out a gun, and without a blink, splattered her brains, on the wall, stove and the sink,

people came in running, others hiding and crying, little did we know inside she was dying,

so i commend ya efforts, and even for trying, it's a touchy subject, and i wish i was lying...

damn.............. imaginary reps.

[s13 @ fullboost]

awh boost i'm sorry, you need another source of head, when it comes to grandmothers, well mine see is dead,

it was crazy, i witnessed her whole suicide, but you aint know, so this story i will provide,

well you see, the year was 1987, bout 6 years short of me turning 11, when she did what she did, and went to hell not heaven,

went to thew kitchen, trying to get me a drink, she in there shouting, please let me think,

pulls out a gun, and without a blink, splattered her brains, on the wall, stove and the sink,

people came in running, others hiding and crying, little did we know inside she was dying,

so i commend ya efforts, and even for trying, it's a touchy subject, and i wish i was lying...


Dude please tell me your just kidding and messing with me if this is really true then I am really sorry for the comments I made especially about her titties if its really true then I am going to just resign from this whole rhyming thing I had a good time battling back and forth your actually really good at this and made it fun Once again I am so sorry if its true if not your pretty much A giant ass hole and you got me

[stiizy]

Im just having fun wit sum silly punch lines!! Some people dont really understand hip hop and lyrics. I got punch lines and metaphors, plus I got a mixtape about to come out. I get respect in the hood and outside the hood.


DatPiff :: The Authority in Free Mixtapes (http://www.datpiff.com/)

your lying i hope....

but if you aint :ughd::ughd: ugh good shit for doing what you like :ugh:

well your hood and fans are weak son.


hahahaha...........

[stiizy]

Dude please tell me your just kidding and messing with me if this is really true then I am really sorry for the comments I made especially about her titties if its really true then I am going to just resign from this whole rhyming thing I had a good time battling back and forth your actually really good at this and made it fun Once again I am so sorry if its true if not your pretty much A giant ass hole and you got me


Nah it's a true story, but you aint know...


it's all good i aint mad, actually helps to speak freely about it..

keep on rhyming dude have fun with it i am...

[Future240]

Ok Im going in about to roast
saying Im whack from coast to coast
You just a loathing loaf
Imma act a fool tonite
You'll get blowed off like a intercooler pipe

See now I have proof you aint got nothing to say
that last line I bolded, hm dont even try to tell me that shits not gay
but anyway back to your rhyming skills
your lyrics hard as a woman on viagra pills

Zilvia is tellin you that you suck
me and stiizy clownin you hard as fuck
hm shouldnt that tell you something bout your rapping?
You should notice that it's weak as eternally fapping

You probably gone come back with some kind of diss
you gone take shots at me
and they all gone miss. Then i'm gone be out my lyrical gat,
put some holes in you and listen to them go hiss.

I can rap circles around you till the cows come home
heed my words dude, peace I'm gone

[s13 @ fullboost]

nawww dude I feel like shit that sucks really bad god forgive me I just made a joke/rhyme about jizzing on a dead grandma's tittie thats really shitty. I am out guys keep it going though I will be back to read up on this and get a good giggle out of it

[stiizy]

^^ Aite man, but don't feel bad

i'm not like a depressive wreck or anything, i'm actually sitting here listening to some Deadmau5 bopping my head, it's all good

catch up with you later

[ZenkiCam]

deadmau5 yes.... i hate myself for not going to his show here in atlanta.

[Teddy]

Dang, two pages, while I go to school?
If I thought'd be slow, I'd be a fool.
People keeping writing, while they're at work,
while others just read, troll and lurk.
In the meantime, I'm studying science and history.
Sadly sitting there in all my misery.
Stiizy got the rhymes, people try to compete.
But they just can't handle my frightening heat.
I write rhymes for fun, cuz I'm white.
The nerdiest guy within your sight.
You'd think we'd be asian, driving Japanese cars
But in fact we're just Americans, trying to be stars.
Man I hate this shit, although writing is fun,
trying to come up with homonyms, but now I'm done.
Time to go work on my car, it's a piece of shit,
redoing my wiring, bit by bit.
For some reason one of my wires is getting 12 volts,
but when i flip the switch, all the power bolts.
Nowhere to be found, and my lights don't work,
I'm beginning to think of my car as a jerk.
Oh well, it's cool, I'll figure it out,
Out the door, throw a wave
Peace bitches, I'm out!

[J90lude]

[QUOTE=stiizy;2471548]your lying i hope....

but if you aint :ughd::ughd: ugh good shit for doing what you like :ugh:




hahahaha...........[/QUOTE:wtf::rofl:

[stiizy]

i was just being nice instead of fucking destroying in here like i been doing, so take it as a compliment, cause from what i see that's the only one you have...

[Teddy]

[QUOTE=stiizy;2471548]your lying i hope....

but if you aint :ughd::ughd: ugh good shit for doing what you like :ugh:




hahahaha...........[/QUOTE:wtf::rofl:


Man, what you talking about? You all confused.
It's like you got a bloody mind, and your thoughts are bruised.
Making no sense, rhymes mean nada
As if "Dinosaurs ran the Spanish Armada"
I mean what the eff is that?? Shit makes no sense.
You can't handle how my rhymes intense.

[J90lude]

i was just being nice instead of fucking destroying in here like i been doing, so take it as a compliment, cause from what i see that's the only one you have...

destroying?? Mannnn..get outta here lol. I been taking it light

[J90lude]

[QUOTE=J90lude;2471587]


Man, what you talking about? You all confused.
It's like you got a bloody mind, and your thoughts are bruised.
Making no sense, rhymes mean nada
As if "Dinosaurs ran the Spanish Armada"
I mean what the eff is that?? Shit makes no sense.
You can't handle how my rhymes intense.

S13 Teddy
You sure aint ready
dont wanna get cooked up like spaghetti

[Teddy]

Once again, just quit and leave
FAIL of the year, is the award you'll receive.

[J90lude]

Once again, just quit and leave
FAIL of the year, is the award you'll receive.

LOL Im just being silly dude

[Teddy]

Bein silly, in a thread that's serious
The excitement and joy that made me delirious
is now all gone cuz of fools like you,
The guy from Maryland name J 90 Lude

[SexPanda]

All my homies be makin minimum wage.
but whys this shit on the second page?

[Teddy]

Actually, it's on the nine,
so just try and lay off the wine.

[DataXUnknown]

i thought i'd join in on the fun,
i don't think that anybodys won,
shits bout to get hectic
cuz i spit rhymes that make you feel electric

*does the robot*

[stiizy]

[quote=J90lude;2471587]


Man, what you talking about? You all confused.
It's like you got a bloody mind, and your thoughts are bruised.
Making no sense, rhymes mean nada
As if "Dinosaurs ran the Spanish Armada"
I mean what the eff is that?? Shit makes no sense.
You can't handle how my rhymes intense.


okay it's time to hand out, a lyrical ass whoopin or kickin, read all the wack shit, that's been written, shit you said, hurt my head , i'm glad that i was sittin, what the hell are you sippin, drank, lsd, yo that shit got u trippin, see i'm different, shit you sayin, yo i just can get with, spanish armada? what the fuck is this shit..

destroying?? Mannnn..get outta here lol. I been taking it light


Oh yeah taking it light??

Doubt it, but if you are ( and i know you aren't)
Let's get real and let see this mixtape flow, you think you possess

[SexPanda]

This shit is at the bottom again
Maybe because you all like the men?

[ThatGuy]

j90lude
Dude.

Let me just say this, before my Thanksgiving Feast,
Your rhymes have no direction, like Kanye EAST.

Now I'm not "Hyphy", or "Ballin'", or even "In Da Club",
And I hate hip hop hype like Donks and Dubs.
I stay away from words with "-izzle" and such,
Because I think rappers like that have just lost touch.

Perhaps when you speak your rhymes are understood,
But I feel bad for your "boys" if this is how you "reprsent your hood".
Too many "artists" today out there raking in money,
And causing foolish youth everywhere to start talking funny.

Whatever happened to talent and skill?
Anyone can rhyme when you pronunciate at will.

Don't get upset, it's not all directed at you,
I'm disgusted with most artist, except for a few.

Now pay attention kiddies, everyone say it with me,
It's not "Hurr", it's HERE, spelled like There without a T.
It's not "Dat", or Da", and stop the slurs, PLEASE,
We should be able to understand your lyrics with ease.

Go ahead, tell your story, put us all in your shoes,
Paint of a picture of how you came up, paying your dues.
Put something in it, like your heart and your soul,
But stop making money your only true goal.

If you think that it's because I'm white that I attack,
Then you probably voted for Obama, just because the guys Black.

[shishcabobers]

oh snapppppppppppp, ITS MY MIXTAPE VOLUME 2
http://www.thetape.de/mixtape.jpg

imma call joo outs thatguy

oh hey peeps look at thatguy
always looks like his head is always in the sky
smoking tea bags just to get high
oh my

traffic traffic looking for my chapstick
oh theres a ford maverick

[firelizard]

l o l @ online hip hop
summer time is great for flip flops
by the way, I just came to say:
my name is firelizard, and knockoffs are... uncool. yay!

[J90lude]

[quote=S13Teddy;2471627]


okay it's time to hand out, a lyrical ass whoopin or kickin, read all the wack shit, that's been written, shit you said, hurt my head , i'm glad that i was sittin, what the hell are you sippin, drank, lsd, yo that shit got u trippin, see i'm different, shit you sayin, yo i just can get with, spanish armada? what the fuck is this shit..




Oh yeah taking it light??

Doubt it, but if you are ( and i know you aren't)
Let's get real and let see this mixtape flow, you think you possess

Oh Shit!! I didnt know I said dat shit..I must been sleep but anyway I got music myspace page so I got a lil flow joe

[ThatGuy]

shishcabobers, you called, so here is my reply,
You said my head is up in the sky.
I'll take that as a complement, obviously,
I look so high up, because you look up to me.

By the way, I've never done drugs, I don't see the need,
No shrooms, no crack, no coke, ecstacy, or weed.
I drink liquor and smoke cigars, because I'm a man,
And because it's approved by my boss, Uncle Sam.

Rhyming is fun, entertaining, and truly a blast,
But the lack of substance in here is getting old fast.