NORCAL: Room Available for Rent starting NOV 1, 2008.

[downshift_sideways]

Hey there.

I have a room for rent in our beautiful 4 bedroom HOUSE; starting November 1, 2008.
Located in San Leandro,CA 94577

DOWNSHIFT_SIDEWAYS / THURSDAY / MYSTERY_ELMO
We'll be your roomates!! So you know our house is chill...!!

[REFUNDABLE] Move in deposit $300

Rent = $650/month which include ALL utilities.

-Room is about 225 square feet.
-indoor closet
-Ceiling fan inside the room!
-2 windows
-Nice size bathroom!
-10 Minute walk to the Bart station (few minute drive)
-Located next to the San Leandro Plaza [Costco/Walmart/Office Depot/Shell etc.]
-Storage is available
-Very safe and quiet neighborhood
-Located directly off the 880 Freeway [Take Davis st exit]

You are entitled to everything within the house
-Kitchen
-Living Rooms
-Pool table
-Front+backyard
-...etc


LOOKING FOR SOMEONE WHO IS:
-Between the ages of 18-25 Male or Female
-Responsible
-Clean and courteous to others
-Never late paying rent [Rent is due the 1st of every month]
-Has a stable income
-No kids Please!
-Possibly pets [we can discuss this]
-Students are okay =]


For anymore information please feel free to give me a call ANYTIME!!!
[510]712-9688 My name is Anthony.

or you can email me: [email protected]

Thanks for taking the time to read this ad!
Happy Searching!! And happy Halloween!

Craigslist post: http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/roo/888495702.html

[spikNspan]

oh shit son!!!! I need a fucking room. ZOMG man. I just got a job at kragen down in san jeezy though, wonder if I could transfer to a store up there that rent is totally doable. oh man, if I can move up there you're my hero!

edit: I'm actually going to start looking for jobs up in that area right now, I'm a wyotech grad you know any auto shops that are hiring? or maybe I could get in on what you do for a living to pay for rent? let me know if you hear about any places hiring in the area I will fucking go right now! well maybe not right now since it's 11 at night, I'll go tomorrow and apply! ferreal though, yes I'm kinda buzzin, but I'm totally serious about wanting to move in, I gotta get the fuck outta my parents asap!

[downshift_sideways]

San jose is about 25 mins away from me.

depends on what part however?

Move in !!

So this person responded to my AD:
Hi,

Hello to You overthere and how is your day going? I saw your advert that you have a room available for rent and i am interested in knowing the availability of the place and i will also want to know more about the neighboourhood ,the place and the utilities included...?

My name is Kate Williams,a Humanitarian Nurse ,and ve been involved in this since the past 8 years,which include providing help and care for the Needy
I am still kind of young because i just turned 27yrs old...,i love to live with clean people,caring,responsible,neat type. I'm 5"7' straight,i am presently in south Dakota now ,I will love to move in asap but it all depends on the availability of the room,I speaks a little bit french too.
Really i am interesting to live with,I'll let You know more about me if i am to rent this particular room that you have to offer

I will be anxiously waiting for your next email
Kind Regards

Kate.

LMAO!!!!!!

[spikNspan]

^^^ lol that shit is great, I'm in east side san jose off mckee and alum rock.

"I speaks a little bit french too" lol.

maybe I should add in mine that I speaks a little bit of Nihongo too! took a year at sac state, I'm a little rusty now cause that was over a year ago, rossetta stone here I come! lol. seriously though, if there are any job prospects up there that I could start working at within the next couple weeks I'll do it. I'll pm you my phone number right now.

[downshift_sideways]

^^^ lol that shit is great, I'm in east side san jose off mckee and alum rock.

"I speaks a little bit french too" lol.

maybe I should add in mine that I speaks a little bit of Nihongo too! took a year at sac state, I'm a little rusty now cause that was over a year ago, rossetta stone here I come! lol. seriously though, if there are any job prospects up there that I could start working at within the next couple weeks I'll do it. I'll pm you my phone number right now.

There are 2 Autozone hiring within a 2 mile radius from my house.

we can talk more about prices through PM ;)

[ZenkiGTS]

man ant you be quick with the boot... and another one bites the dust.... always got a room for rent...

[downshift_sideways]

Man...

Whenever people slip up on shit. They get the boot.

However this cat didn't slip up...

know what he did?

He locked himself in his room. [locked the keys inside]
and he couldn't get in..so you know what he did?
He took a fucking hammer and broke the window to climb in.

now all he needed to do was unscrew the fucking door knob.

so that's somewhat the story about the room being open...and he just lost his job.

so aint no point of me sitting around having to cover his dumbass.

ya feeeelll mee??

[I'm a really chill ass roomate tho..I don't fuck with anyone's shit...but comeone..people gotta be responsible in life...Aint no chances with me...I don't like getting hustled]

[lil240sx95]

noooo why cant anyone be in napa.

[Thursday]

YAY new roommate!



now i can i write on you.



comon fuckers!

[downshift_sideways]

^He'll give you pink eye!!

Watch out!!

[spikNspan]

damn, pink eye is totally wack. but neways, I just finished the ungodly long autozone online application and I've been sending my resume to any job that I'm capable of doing in that area (construction, furniture repair to name a couple). lol, I'm doing my best to get a job asap and get my ass up there! again, if there is ANYONE hiring give me a heads up. Thanks!

[SoguRacing]

15.5 square feet?

[downshift_sideways]

sorry.

I need to stop smoking

225 sqft.

[spikNspan]

^^ haha, I knew what I you meant. even if it was 15.5 sqaure feet that's plenty of room for my bed!!! lol.

[downshift_sideways]

lols! ^^

I love this guy.

perfect candidate.

[Thursday]

does he smell?



i cant handle some smelly mothafuckas....

[downshift_sideways]

^Nah..

at least I don't think so.

[spikNspan]

nah I don't smell, take at least one shower a day and I got some new deodorant the other day, smells bomb!

[downshift_sideways]

^hahahahhaa.

word

hearts and stars.

[klutchkhemist]

Hmmm...i am lookin for a room closer to Alameda...Very tempting....

[Thursday]

come check it out

[downshift_sideways]

Lets go allen.

Come check it out.

You been here before.

chill spot homie you know this.

[ZenkiGTS]

Man...

Whenever people slip up on shit. They get the boot.

However this cat didn't slip up...

know what he did?

He locked himself in his room. [locked the keys inside]
and he couldn't get in..so you know what he did?
He took a fucking hammer and broke the window to climb in.

now all he needed to do was unscrew the fucking door knob.

so that's somewhat the story about the room being open...and he just lost his job.

so aint no point of me sitting around having to cover his dumbass.

ya feeeelll mee??

[I'm a really chill ass roomate tho..I don't fuck with anyone's shit...but comeone..people gotta be responsible in life...Aint no chances with me...I don't like getting hustled]

haha stupid.... screw the knob off or jimmy that shit..... i feel it tho ant.... dont stop smoking... YURN it.....

Hmmm...i am lookin for a room closer to Alameda...Very tempting....
do it allan... you already know ant is good folks.....

[Thursday]

still looking for another roommate.