What do you think is funny about Japan Society

[live2drift2live]

Not being racist Im just wondering what do you guys think of funny Japanese crap like Yatta(Thread below), bukkake, and Japanese wearing cowboy boots? I know america isnt perfect but what do you guys say is strange stuff in Japan?
JBM

[Bbandit]

i think they have a strange sense of humor
but for some reason.. i like their sense of humor..
fits mine LOL!!!:D

[live2drift2live]

Tru I mean have you seen it in magazine when the pose like some weird crap. But its all good even though they think they are the pimps of the world and did do the rape of Nanking and believe that we are barbians still for the Atomic Bomb its all good.
JBM


YATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT TTTTTTTTA
BUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEE EE
SUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHIIII IIII

[BRB240]

Every single thing that is on TV in Japan is weird. That is the weirdest yet funniest thing about Japan.

"Super Happy Fun Time Winning Hour Show"
"Ultra Mech Choco Fun Osaka Little Girl Bots"

Just wierd funny stuff!

[tnord]

The Tein corporate logo and its quotes.

[whateverjames]

Originally posted by live2drift2live
Not being racist Im just wondering what do you guys think of funny Japanese crap like Yatta(Thread below), bukkake, and Japanese wearing cowboy boots? I know america isnt perfect but what do you guys say is strange stuff in Japan?
JBM

i honestly think they are no different than people here. (meaning they have their share of crazy people and normal people like we do) but that's also without living there or even visiting.

[Sniper-X]

Originally posted by live2drift2live
Tru I mean have you seen it in magazine when the pose like some weird crap. But its all good even though they think they are the pimps of the world and did do the rape of Nanking and believe that we are barbians still for the Atomic Bomb its all good.
JBM


YATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT TTTTTTTTA
BUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEE EE
SUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHIIII IIII

That's true. the US has never done anything "evil".

[NZO]

Jap scat pron...

The Tein mascot pwns.

[DuffMan]

Pretty much everything the Japanesse do is funny, weird or just plain messed up.


Except make cars.

[negular]

Originally posted by NZO
Jap scat pron...

hahaha, that shiit is sick, like this one picture I saw, with this chick, It kinda reminded me of a fountain...

Their women are fuucking hot.

[live2drift2live]

What is scat?

[Foxcolt]

Originally posted by live2drift2live
What is scat?

How old are you?

[Jeff240sx]

Originally posted by live2drift2live
What is scat?

LOL! *poop*.
-Jeff

[live2drift2live]

Uhh 17 and I just looked it up and I think I threw up internally. That is some messed up crap. Haha Crap literally.
JBM

[Dinkage]

I saw a show once where they had these girls peeing into long tube-like structures, and at the end of them there were little water wheel things that were supposed to move when the pee...ok I'm not finishing this story cause it was sick and now I'm a sicko for even remembering it.....:rolleyes:

[KiDyNomiTe]

Originally posted by Dinkage
I saw a show once where they had these girls peeing into long tube-like structures, and at the end of them there were little water wheel things that were supposed to move when the pee...ok I'm not finishing this story cause it was sick and now I'm a sicko for even remembering it.....:rolleyes:

geez, what kinda tv do you guys get up there heather :confused:


Japanese people are kinda wierd (well everyone who is not me is wierd to me :) ), but they are very good at basically everything (cars, electronics, cartoons, comics, etc..) It's just that the old men are so perverted, but only adds to the funniness of them.

I still think thier women are ugly and look too similarto each other, but thats just my opinion. Plus I don't know any Japanese people, other than the ones I see in Option vids, and magazines.

[96SEChick]

Have you ever thought of what Japanese say about our habits, rituals, religions, and lifestyles?

Anyway, all of the Asian people that I've met have had absolutely wonderful senses of humor. I think their laughs are hilarious, and they're constantly smiling. In my opinion, that's the funniest and most unique trait of Asians.

[live2drift2live]

Yeah they have a good sense of humor until you ask a chinese person about a japanese or a Korean about either and its like f you in whatever nese. But yeah they have some sick pron crap all fetish and not from my experience but my friends quote " Dude Jap porn is weak they go rape a girl and blur it all out. What is that?''. Weird but we. as americans have weird traits and rituals but thats the way the world turns.
JBM

[bbp]

Japenese porn is the freaky deaky ****. It is against the law to show pubic hair, yet it is OK for 50 guys to jizz a on a chicks face then take a dump on her. Thats entertainment! WTF??

Someone had a cool sig and avatar refernecing that Simpsons episode hwere Homer's face is on a box of cereal or something. That was a great episode!!

[SR20Fastback]

Originally posted by bbp
Japenese porn is the freaky deaky ****. It is against the law to show pubic hair, yet it is OK for 50 guys to jizz a on a chicks face then take a dump on her. Thats entertainment! WTF??

Someone had a cool sig and avatar refernecing that Simpsons episode hwere Homer's face is on a box of cereal or something. That was a great episode!!

Very true indeed. You're thinking of the Mr. Sparkle episode, very funny :D

[live2drift2live]

Damn those are big boobs. I hope nothing happens to a guys dick like that can. Ouch~!!
JBM

[whateverjames]

i would like to say that the japanese guy in rob zombie's video, superbeast is funny. you got the japanese game show guy wearing a cowboy hat, someone in a tiger suit and someone in a bird suit in the background. the host is saying something "lkjsdflkjwfelkjwelkjfewj YAAAAAAA!" "lkjsdflkjwfelkjwel Zombie YAAAAAAA!" and every time he says YAAAAA, the camera zooms in and out 15 times. and the whole time, rob zombie is just standing there. yeah. that's all i had to say.

[live2drift2live]

All i have to say has 5 letters.... YATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTA

(Well More when i scream it)


YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTAA AAAAAAAA

[Dinkage]

What the heck does that mean, anyways?:confused:
Or did I miss something?

[live2drift2live]

Umm yatta means alright, in japanese i think.

[Dinkage]

well I know there's "yatte", which means "to try" or "to attempt", but I've never heard of "yatta". But I don't know Japanese well anyways.

[negular]

thats a cool asss llama.

[Dinkage]

Isn't he a stinker?:D

[X-Iceman]

I just got to say that Japanese men are pretty wierd in their tastes. N they seem to love American stuff. N then Japanese Americans (me being one) love Japanese stuff. So odd... n then you see that geeky white kid watchin anime n the first thing that comes to mind, "what is this motha ****a doin!"

[live2drift2live]

Umm good think you mention Anime what is up with all these white folks crowding Initial D Arcade really ****es me off. They are like man i got a Subarbu watch me drift and I laugh at them. I have a S13,180SX,Sileighty,S14,S15 cards. But back to anime what is up with Sex being in all the Anime well most of it I mean can there be an Anime that is decent without porno in it. I mean the good people are Japanese school girls with skirts up past their panties!. Ohh well its some cool stuff.Yatta
JBM

[Phlip]

Originally posted by tnord
The Tein corporate logo and its quotes.
And that damn thing they stick all over cars...

[live2drift2live]

Yeah I hope they dont decide to put that in a Godzilla Movie. I can see it now "Oh No Godzilla" mouthes keep moving "Watch out for Teinster and his No Spring Compressor attack, that can take out an eye" Mouths not moving. Keep this thread alive
JBM

[Fresh 240SX]

well that pic of the girl takin the crap that looks like a fountain is on rotten.com.... i was gonna post it but i dunno how tolorant some members are to nudity and or gross crap like a girl in a bathtub spouting a 2ft foutain of pooooooop....

[negular]

well that pic of the girl takin the crap that looks like a fountain is on rotten.com....

Fecal Japan! thats what the picture was called. A friend played a joke on another friend and put it on his desktop. He later got a call from that guy who he played the joke on, and he was very very piissed off. Apparentley (*sp) his mom got on the computer right after we left. :p

[Fresh 240SX]

Yea thats some sick ****..... no pun intended

[live2drift2live]

Fresh240SX Who is that girl????????????

[christopher]

It is funny that every japanese person I know is incredibly smart, smarter than me. But they all act like I am somehow better than them.

I am a rapper, and I have two Japanese friends who wont even call me up because thuy think I am too cool. I have to call them or just run into them on the street. Trust me, rapping does not make you that cool. That is just a little beyond humility.

And on top of that I really like to talk to one of them because he knows everything about silvias. His dad owns one in Osaka. Very silly.

[kurissuS13]

the funniest thing about the japanese society is that they still love Mariah Carey even tho "Glitter" was released ovur thur. :p

Japanese people are kinda wierd (well everyone who is not me is wierd to me ), but they are very good at basically everything (cars, electronics, cartoons, comics, etc..) It's just that the old men are so perverted, but only adds to the funniness of them.

those old-men make me sick! :mad: my friend used to tell me that, back when she was 17, guys like 40 yrs old would hit on her and offer her money to hang out with them. the jpop group Morning Musume, which consists of girls 12-22, was made for ppl like them. ewwwwwwww...

[Sniper-X]

Originally posted by KiDyNomiTe


I still think thier women are ugly and look too similarto each other, but thats just my opinion. Plus I don't know any Japanese people, other than the ones I see in Option vids, and magazines.

That's what is called "Outgroup homogeneity." Once you can get past that, then they won't look too similar to each other.

[adey]

Japanese culture is WEIRD. Of course, we all have to be culturally sensitive in this day and age of globalization, but seriously... they are a STRANGE people.
I think the only thing I like about their culture is... actually I don't think I like too much about their culture. I like a couple of their cars and their tuning know-how and drift skills, but I don't think I'd go so far as to say that's an integral part of Japan as a culture.

oh yeah, Japanese chicks are ugly. :o I see how some people may think they're cute, but... no...

[HippoSleek]

I've resisted this topic, but the point about weird old men is too much.

Weird: I had a friend several years ago (guy in his 20's working for the US branch of a bank his father was a big wig at) who used to collect "business cards" (business sized cards w/ 1" photo stickers and a cell phone #) for different girls he had "seen." It was a hobby.

Weirder: The fact that it took 30 years for birth control pills to be legalized and about 4 months for Viagra to be legalized. Not that anyone would try to keep women down and men... err... up.

Weirdest: The law that states if an older man is caught with an underage female prostitute, the girl will be jailed for seducing and cheating the older man. The man will get a warning about such girls. Those 40 year old men really need protection from teenage girls -- they just take advantage of EVERYONE!

[elevator]

There are lots of things funny about Japanese society. I have long been fascinated by the funny things they print on their t-shirts, like, “Lets do sports!!” I have often been amazed at the misspelled English words on signs and such. I also, in the past found it quite humorous that they eat raw fish.

That being said….I think there are probably even MORE things that they fine humorous about us!! I received a t-shirt from my bro-in law for Christmas. It is an Indiana University t-shirt with Japanese Kanji on it. I assumed it said “Indiana University” in Kanji as it did in English. Being a native Hoosier I wore it with pride. A Japanese friend informed me that it said, “Peace love power!” I guess I know look at their t-shirts a little differently.

Also…we laugh at the funny things in Japanese society…BUT do you ever stop and consider that THEY have one of the highest literacy rates in the world? MUCH higher, in fact, than the US! This is a nation that, at the end of WWII was virtually BANKRUPT! They now are a world leader in commerce! And WE laugh at THEM!!?? I think they laugh at us a lot!!

And some of you guys think my sig is offensive??

[live2drift2live]

Whoa that is some sick stuff. Where did you find that law about the teenagers and old men? And that group? that is sick. But about being "They now are a world leader in commerce!" the fact is that US money went into the Japanese Economy and the fact that they are servents to us (no offense im getting to the point). Japan exports more goods than it imports. Thus throwing off the economy. Who do they export to? Us. So they are a world leader in commerce because we want their electronics b/c sadly US made stuff is crap. But ohh well thats way off topic but just wanted to give my 3 cents. Ohh and whats up with them in songs using english than going back to japanese quickly? thats like Rammestein going from German to english for Fire Fire and back. Crazy.
JBM

[elevator]

Originally posted by live2drift2live
But about being "They now are a world leader in commerce!" the fact is that US money went into the Japanese Economy and the fact that they are servents to us (no offense im getting to the point). Japan exports more goods than it imports. Thus throwing off the economy. Who do they export to? Us. So they are a world leader in commerce because we want their electronics b/c sadly US made stuff is crap.
That sounds pretty smart of them to me. They are OUR servants? I think not.

[HippoSleek]

Uh - Occupied history aside, they've been in recession for what is it, 11 STRAIGHT YEARS now? Granted they are the No. 2 economy, but this ain't 1983-90. I'd say "powerhouse" is a bit strong for a country that is can't decide whether to keep crony-ist kierestus around or actually move to a full market economy.

Historically, there are some nations that just rise to the top. Germany, UK, and Japan are among them (I think the US has earned a spot on that list). Accordingly, I'm hardly surprised that Japan has returned to its former glory. Keep in mind that, in modern history, Japan was the strongman of Asia until it dragged the US into WWII. (I just wonder how it would feel, as a citizen, to go from the powerhouse of a region to poverty and reconstruction?)

and JBM - it isn't b/c they are better, it is b/c they are cheaper. How many US make electronics are there on the market? Few - most of which reside in high end stores.

[live2drift2live]

Tru that about electronics. I mean they make electronics better than the US because that is what their main economy sector, unlike the US which is widespread. Ohh and I will rephrase the servants thing i said. I meant that we need them they need us relationship. But its all cool I am trying to plan a trip in my lifetime, it will be great.
JBM

[live2drift2live]

Umm on topic I noticed that in many pictures the japanese are emotionless like business and other pictures but in regular teenage pics they are like peace sign little back pack smiling school girls. Anybody know about that?
JBM

[kurissuS13]

Originally posted by live2drift2live
Umm on topic I noticed that in many pictures the japanese are emotionless like business and other pictures but in regular teenage pics they are like peace sign little back pack smiling school girls. Anybody know about that?
JBM

isn't it universal for that? u take a picture of a large number of ppl in a highly populated area, and most or all won't even give attn to it. u could do the same thing in times square and most won't even acknowledge it.

then when u take pictures of a small group of teenagers, being the attn whores that they kno they are, they will almost always try to strike a pose in some sort of fashion. except for those damn beverly hills biotches... think they're too good for my camera... :mad:

[live2drift2live]

No I mean business pictures and wedding pictures. And by the way those girls are gettting robbed. How can you say it they want some because they dont have some they need US Grade A Meat. :)
JBM

P.S. They are way too skinny for my liking, but Ill still take one if she knowns what a 240 is.

[kurissuS13]

then i guess it's an asian thing. i never smile for any picture except for when it's with asian chicks. :D :D :D

btw, they may be skinny, but it makes it easier to carry 'em. and the skinny ones are usually more flexible. ;)

[live2drift2live]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Flexible I hope they don't break on you. ;) May bend like bamboo, but bamboo breaks.

[Sniper-X]

Originally posted by live2drift2live
No I mean business pictures and wedding pictures. And by the way those girls are gettting robbed. How can you say it they want some because they dont have some they need US Grade A Meat. :)
JBM

P.S. They are way too skinny for my liking, but Ill still take one if she knowns what a 240 is.

The Japanese take business very seriously that's why.

And of course a girl from Japan probably won't know what a 240SX is! It's not called a 240 in Japan, it's a silvia or a 180.

[live2drift2live]

Umm I meant an Japanese American about a 240.

[Dousan_PG]

Originally posted by live2drift2live
Umm I meant an Japanese American about a 240.

most americans (non japanese) dont know what a 240sx is...

[Sniper-X]

Originally posted by live2drift2live
Umm I meant an Japanese American about a 240.

But this thread is about Japanese Society (in Japan). So you can see how it would seem like you were talking about a Japanese woman from Japan.

[AceInHole]

Originally posted by tnord
The Tein corporate logo and its quotes.
You think superior Japanese company has better quotes than inferior Australian company??
Whiteline Swaybars: "Our bars stay harder longer!"

[live2drift2live]

Yeah that is funny my dad after he went over to japan brought back a newspaper and some magazines and one of the ads the trademark is "We will give you a rise" I dont know if that meant something else but that is funny.
JBM

[Drifting Ricer]

I did a little reading on Japanese culture/history recently. I find their history very interesting.

Basically they were a feudal society up until the 1700. They repelled the outside world. Until the US forced there harbors open. Eventually they were fascinated with the rest of the world. They send students all over the world so they can "learn" from the different countries. They basically adapted, ways of governing, military and education system in to their own. They eventually become a regional powerhouse. Enough they thought they could challenge USA. Of course they lost. One the reason they lost besides midway. IMHO they didn't have immense natural recourses that the USA has. They’re an Island country; no way they could support large-scale industries like the US. Which is why the invaded parts of china. They lost WW2 but they sure won the commerce war.

Must of been some sort national consensus, But they turned around a crippled country into high technology power house. You can say the USA help in that matter put, the USA didn't hold their hands all the way. I think their extremely dedicated society helped allot in this respect.

What trying to say is that their society help them over adversity time and time again. I think 3rd world countries could learn from Japan's upbringing. From a late feudal society in the 1700's, to an economical power in 2003. Not many countries have done this. Despite this they need to be more active in foreign affairs. They will never truly gain international recognition until they break out of their shell. They way I see it Japan always been a rather closed country. They’re reluctant to outside influences. They even scowled at there current generation of kids for being selfish (American my way-ism at work here). They always have to make sacrifices for the good of the whole not the individual. Which is why work/school related stress is high in Japan. Anyways I know I said allot. But I just wanted to give insight on what I learned recently.

Thank you have a nice day.

[elevator]

http://gustavguy.free.fr/Japan/Kitaibaraki-Bain1_tb.jpg Public baths
http://www.smart-seat.com/images/daelim_japanese_garden.jpg High tech toilet seats
http://www.taleblazing.com/1998/tokyo_toilet.jpg
LOW Tech toilet seats

[96SEChick]

Originally posted by gladhatter
http://gustavguy.free.fr/Japan/Kitaibaraki-Bain1_tb.jpg

OMG--that has to be one of the most humiliating shiitter setups I've ever seen (probably tied w/ Italy's holes in the bathroom's floors for women to stand/squat and pee into--had a friend that lived in Italy for 4 years while her hubby was in the military).

[elevator]

Originally posted by 96SEChick
http://gustavguy.free.fr/Japan/Kitaibaraki-Bain1_tb.jpg
That ia a Public bath. Yeah a bunch of guys sitting around taking a shower. Oh BOY!!

[negular]

Originally posted by Drifting Ricer
They send students all over the world so they can "learn" from the different countries.

hot japanese school girls come to mind.
even if they're "dorky"

[kurissuS13]

Originally posted by negular
hot japanese school girls come to mind.
even if they're "dorky"

hey, those are 3 of the members from the group "Morning Musume". the 2 on the sides would be hot japanese college sophomores, and the one in the middle would be dorky JUNIOR HIGH school girl. eww...

btw, the 2 on the right are like 4'9". shorter than short.

[negular]

Originally posted by kurissuS13
and the one in the middle would be dorky JUNIOR HIGH school girl. eww...

The one in the middle is wearing a crazy ram-rabbit suit, I wasn't really looking at her, but still...maybe if she kept the suit on ;) :p

[live2drift2live]

My friend was watching some anime and up comes hentai. An alien that had 200 sex slaves of whom were teenagers. tell me what is up with that I mean has anybody seen a Japanese MILF. Is that why older men go with the teenagers?. But besides that I love their game shows. I dont know what they are saying but its soooooo funny.
JBM

[kurissuS13]

the japanese have MILF's. most like Kuroki Hitomi, i prefer Naoko Iijima. she's hot. :D

the older men just go with the teenagers cuz they're pedafiliacs. those sicko bastards... or maybe like cars, they get a wife for a few years and then they trade her in for a newer model. :p

i liked Pa-Pa-Pa-Puffy, that show was prty kewl. Puffy made the guest, no matter how famous, do some dumb sh!t. i heard Shirley Manson from Garbage loved to be on their show.