240sx Clubs?!

[xKennie]

Hey guys,
i was wondering if there are any 240sx car clubs in southern cali that accept members at this time or whenever. i just picked up my s13 hatchback the other day and i already have alot of stuff i am gonna do to it like changing it to a 5spd =]
However i would like to be part of a 240 organization that meets up on certain days and attends show or something of this matter. if you are in a club let me know wassup or if you know someone in one, refer me to them plz =]

Thanks once again.

[ESmorz]

http://www.pack163.com/images%5CCub_Scout_Characters.jpg

[chibo]

Oh fuck.....

[spoolandslide]

Santa Clarita eh, I'm right next door.

You can join the club that I made, we meet at my house every saturday at 3am.
We shoot heroine, talk about jazz, and drive like there's no tomorrow.

Like I said, you can join, but you have to kill a chicken - with your teeth, all of the real 240sx owners already have.

btw, were going to racewarz soon so get some good vinyl's to show off there.

[xKennie]

whats that picture suppose to represent lol i dont get it hahahahahha :mepoke:

[spoolandslide]

The first thing you gotta know about our 240sx club (or crew) is that we never accepted ESmorz, he kinda just sticks around and posts pictures of unrelated things that almost never make sense and are almost always left without explanation.

[xKennie]

hahahahah im so down to kill a fuckin chicken with my teeth while on heroin

HOOOOOWEVER the vinyl part is goin to far dog sorry i may have to pass lol

[spoolandslide]

you gotta kill the chicken before you get any heroine

learn the rules, are you coming to racewarz though?

its in the dessert!

[xKennie]

wait, are you serious about knowing esmorz? lol that picture is soo damn random man hahahahha

[ESmorz]

The first thing you gotta know about our 240sx club (or crew) is that we never accepted ESmorz, he kinda just sticks around and posts pictures of unrelated things that almost never make sense and are almost always left without explanation.

I made that club bitch.

SlideBearzcoutz 4 lyfe

[spoolandslide]

^ This man is a bullshit artist! Unfortunately he is one of the best. Be careful not to make eye contact.

[xKennie]

hahahah watch i bet you guys are like best friends :nono:

when is racewars? ive heard of it before but ive yet to go

[rb25_s13*CHUKI]

I can't load the picture!!!! Where Is IT!

[spoolandslide]

oh your a jokester aren't you, me and that guy were friends...... once, until he fucked my dog

racewarz is the first saturday in december, you think you got what it takes to race the best?

[Ben G]

you have to have NOS in your car to join though

[xKennie]

load what picture?


damn fucked your dog? shit sounds messed up...howd u get him back

[ESmorz]

oh your a jokester aren't you, me and that guy were friends...... once, until he fucked my dog

racewarz is the first saturday in december, you think you got what it takes to race the best?

Dude that ass was just beggin to be spanked.

Don't even act like you didn't get in on that later that night.

SC0UTZ

[xKennie]

so if i can bring my friends nos tank that he uses at partys can i be in it ;]

hahahah jkjk man

[spoolandslide]

Dude that ass was just beggin to be spanked.

Don't even act like you didn't get in on that later that night.

SC0UTZ

Fuck my dog again and ill cut your fucking nuts off.

[spoolandslide]

you have to have NOS in your car to join though

dude, there is an easy way around that

last year i just spray painted an old fire extinguisher lime green and stuck it in the corner and the bouncers didn't say a thing

[Ben G]

man you got lucky then i saved up all my money to buy just the bottle

[DreamN]

:rofl: so much mixture of win and fail in this thread :rofl:

[xKennie]

hahah i was just gonna say that

the only good ive gottin from this is the date for racewars and a picture of some homo bears lol

and all i was looking for was a real 240 club that i can be part of hahhahaha

[spoolandslide]

man you got lucky then i saved up all my money to buy just the bottle

http://www.earls.co.uk/images/nos_full.jpg

this is the background on my computer, it gives me a boner every time

[spoolandslide]

hahah i was just gonna say that

the only good ive gottin from this is the date for racewars and a picture of some homo bears lol

and all i was looking for was a real 240 club that i can be part of hahhahaha

this isn't some bullshit religion, you can't just join and be automatically accepted

we'll see how you do at racewarz

[ESmorz]

the only good ive gottin from this is the date for racewars and a picture of some homo bears lol

and all i was looking for was a real 240 club that i can be part of hahhahaha

H0M0 BEARS!!!! That's the fuckin SC0UTZ son. Better recognize.

Beggars can't be choosers.

[rb25_s13*CHUKI]

You guys are fucked up

[ESmorz]

You guys are fucked up

How could it be wrong if it feels so right?

[I10cruiser]

:ssex:H0M0 BEARS!!!! That's the fuckin SC0UTZ son. Better recognize.

Beggars can't be choosers.


you shoulodve seen the things i did to get in . . actually i dont want to talk about it :eek3d:

[rb25_s13*CHUKI]

How could it be wrong if it feels so right?

Hahahaha. Nice! Whats up with the bears though! He don't know? :D

[rb25_s13*CHUKI]

:ssex:


you shoulodve seen the things i did to get in . . actually i dont want to talk about it :eek3d:


It true!! I seen the things he did!! IT makes me :wtc: Everytime!

[spoolandslide]

How could it be wrong if it feels so right?

I think it's time for you to leave now.

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2006/12/13/us/13justice.xlarge1.jpg

[I10cruiser]

It true!! I seen the things he did!! IT makes me :wtc: Everytime!


i can never look at a tank of NOS the same:bite:

[rb25_s13*CHUKI]

^^^^ Too awesome! Thread Is awesome..

[1989rps13]

Dang. Zilvia is a jacked up community yet i still come here to browse around for hours and hours

[ellisonrox]

be sure to buy your SR20 right now as they DO pull a premium, right before racewarz

[spoolandslide]

http://logicalawesome.com/logical_awesome.jpg

[rb25_s13*CHUKI]

i can never look at a tank of NOS the same:bite:

Neither can I:cry: I'm scared!

[xKennie]

holy FUCK hahahahhaha
wat has my thread turned into?

1. i dont get the bears.
2. it is kind of a homo pic =/
3. i really have to shit out of my :mrmeph:

BRB!!!!!!!

[ESmorz]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/208/519481394_9c6c859746.jpg

[spoolandslide]

Neither can I:cry: I'm scared!

I remember that day, Granny shiftin' not double clutchin' like you should. you're lucky that hundred shot of nos didn't blow the welds on the intake!

I have never seen a car go up in smoke like I did that day

Email me those pics if you still got em'

[rb25_s13*CHUKI]

Oh another thing! At race wars watch out for a asain guy a Black S2000 I heard He's got atleast 10 grand under that hood!

[rb25_s13*CHUKI]

I remember that day, Granny shiftin' not double clutchin' like you should. you're lucky that hundred shot of nos didn't blow the welds on the intake!

I have never seen a car go up in smoke like I did that day

Email me those pics if you still got em'

Haha I still got the pics.. I'll send them.. It's fixed though. Me and the mad scientist ripped apart the block and restored the piston rings It fried...

[I10cruiser]

I have never seen a car go up in smoke like I did that day



that wasnt the car . . it was my back door :naw:

[spoolandslide]

I'll see you in the desert next month. Be ready to have your ass handed to you.

[rb25_s13*CHUKI]

I'll see you in the desert next month. Be ready to have your ass handed to you.

Your gonna need more than that crouch rocket....

[I10cruiser]

i think we can play out the whoel thing haha thatll be the new thing. . plays haha

[spoolandslide]

Your gonna need more than that crouch rocket....

I got something for you

http://www.croydons.co.nz/the5thdimension/htmlarea/uploaded_images/image200672017146.JPG

[ALTRNTV]

http://www.bestpicever.com/pics/pic_121134776064.jpg

[rb25_s13*CHUKI]

I don't have any cash, but I do have the pink slip to my car

You can have any beer you want, As long as It's a corona

[ALTRNTV]

*wipes saliva off Corona bottle*

[I10cruiser]

stop it you guys are jerks. . hey wanna get me a drink? hey mia

[ESmorz]

wait, are you serious about knowing esmorz? lol that picture is soo damn random man hahahahha

Shit man, that slice of wonderbread don't know me from his asshole, cause I'm always up in it.

SC0UTZ

[ALTRNTV]

Wonderbread?!

http://homelessmanspeaks.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/wonderbread.JPG

[rb25_s13*CHUKI]

Shit man, that slice of wonderbread don't know me from his asshole, cause I'm always up in it.

SC0UTZ


:fruit::fruit::fruit::fruit::fruit::love:

[I10cruiser]

haha ima roll in the civics with the green neon and get them trucks! bye haha

[rb25_s13*CHUKI]

Santa Clarita eh, I'm right next door.

You can join the club that I made, we meet at my house every saturday at 3am.
We shoot heroine, talk about jazz, and drive like there's no tomorrow.

Like I said, you can join, but you have to kill a chicken - with your teeth, all of the real 240sx owners already have.

btw, were going to racewarz soon so get some good vinyl's to show off there.

I didn't kill my chicken with my teeth though.. I beat It to death with my penis.. That makes me a General

[spoolandslide]

SC0UTZ

live by the oath

http://www.mustbegay.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/boy-scouts-bigotry-e.jpg

die by the sword



fuck bitches at racewarz:mephfawk:

[ESmorz]

http://www.americansarebrainwashed.com/images/300/300_hands-black-white-23343-medium.jpg

Honkey and The Chocolate

Ballin out of control.

Have a seat over there.

Ain't no fuckin homo bearz

http://xb9.xanga.com/676d316026d30105047428/w74255408.jpg

Spools has an anger problem.

[ALTRNTV]

I ate the chicken raw. That makes me Commander-in-Chief.

Ouch to spools woman, did she join the 240sx Club also?
She had too much heroin and jazz.

[I10cruiser]

jazzed her up . . jazzed her up real good haha

[spoolandslide]

I didn't kill my chicken with my teeth though.. I beat It to death with my penis.. That makes me a General

chlamydia doesnt make you a general, It makes you a dirtbag



dam right, i keep that bitch in control and take pictures of my victory marks with my new D300

http://www.techgadgets.in/images/nikon-d300.jpg

[ALTRNTV]

http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/4471/thisisanepicthreadoj6.png
http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh3/brigettestreeper/funny-pictures-new-mcdonalds-ad-zXj.jpg

[spoolandslide]

I ate the chicken raw. That makes me Commander-in-Chief.

Ouch to spools woman, did she join the 240sx Club also?
She had too much heroin and jazz.

no, but you will probably die soon from salmonella but ill come to your funeral so its all good

no she couldnt join because she lost her right leg to diabetes
im trying to fabricate a steering wheel gas and brake setup but that shits hard to do

heroine was never her thing, she was a dirty girl and like to snort blow off my dick

[rb25_s13*CHUKI]

no, but you will probably die soon from salmonella but ill come to your funeral so its all good

no she couldnt join because she lost her right leg to diabetes
im trying to fabricate a steering wheel gas and brake setup but that shits hard to do

heroine was never her thing, she was a dirty girl and like to snort blow off my dick


Oh yea thats cool.. My girl did a 9 inch line off my 10 inch dick.. That was the only way she got to drive my 240 and join the scoutz...

[spoolandslide]

Oh yea thats cool.. My girl did a 9 inch line off my 10 inch dick.. That was the only way she got to drive my 240 and join the scoutz...

keep SCOUTZ on the hush hush if you can

hmmm... thats alot of cocaine

[rb25_s13*CHUKI]

keep SCOUTZ on the hush hush if you can

hmmm... thats alot of cocaine

Yea she was soo gone.. She started making a map of the ukrane outa cocain... I'll keep the $(0-_-!$ on the Low low

[LeftNutOfGowd]

Oh god whyyyyy

times like these i wish the rep system was still around

[SleepR 240sx]

I've got to say this it the most amazing thread on zilvia right now...period!

[SexPanda]

so wait whats all this i hear of that new "jazz" music and shooting heroin?

Can I join?

[spoolandslide]

so wait whats all this i hear of that new "jazz" music and shooting heroin?

Can I join?



Like I said, you can join, but you have to kill a chicken - with your teeth, all of the real 240sx owners already have.

btw, were going to racewarz soon so get some good vinyl's to show off there.

heres some background music for y'all

YouTube - Night and Day - Jazz Trio (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzWV_tZGw0Y)

[rb25_s13*CHUKI]

So do you think you have what It takes?

[w0nderbr3ad]

Wonderbread?!

http://homelessmanspeaks.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/wonderbread.JPG

You rang?:drama:

[spoolandslide]

You rang?:drama:

yeah, were going to racewarz!

[Charlie]

yeah, were going to racewarz!

Count me in RACEWARZZZZ, btw did you receive the package?

[spoolandslide]

Count me in RACEWARZZZZ, btw did you receive the package?

not yet, but im sure it will come soon, my car doesnt even have an engine yet so i dont need it yet.

after its done it will decimate all... after i put about fifteen grand or more under the hood. I'm ordering some overnight parts from japan!

[SexPanda]

Ok. I just killed a chicken with my bear teeth (literally, my bear teeth... get it?) threw the corpse on GW Bush's front patio, stole the crown jewels, and punched a toddler and took his juice and cookie.

Can I join? I really want the heroin and jazz music... I dont care about street wars.

[ESmorz]

Well then you can't be in the fuckin club.

[spoolandslide]

Well then you can't be in the fuckin club.

what he meant to say was you can join the 'fucking club'

but not SCOUTZ, that shits too hardcore

[SexPanda]

fine I'll bring my 15 second car... But then again, according to what I saw at streetwars last time, as long as I run under a minute quarter mile with NAWZ i should be good.

pinkslips anyone?

(in MO they're green. I hope you guys are good with greenslips)

[C. Senor]

yo i gotta a green card. is that cool? i'm down with race warz....hell i'll do the warz while doin some coke chasin a chicken down that 1/4 mile stretch. yeah my cars that fast...i can run down a chicken!

[I10cruiser]

Ok. I just killed a chicken with my bear teeth (literally, my bear teeth... get it?) threw the corpse on GW Bush's front patio, stole the crown jewels, and punched a toddler and took his juice and cookie.

Can I join? I really want the heroin and jazz music... I dont care about street wars.


haah he said bear:D liek thats what scOUTZZ is about

[spoolandslide]

yo i gotta a green card. is that cool? i'm down with race warz....hell i'll do the warz while doin some coke chasin a chicken down that 1/4 mile stretch. yeah my cars that fast...i can run down a chicken!

shit, one time i ran down 3 chickens

you think your hot shit? well take a number and step in line

ask any real racer here, it doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a quarter mile, winning is winning!

[C. Senor]

lol.....i almost had you!

[spoolandslide]

lol.....i almost had you!

you.... almost had ME?

you didnt even have your car

[C. Senor]

OH shit!!!! we got cops, cops, cops, cops!

[SexPanda]

so let me get this strait...

1: Kill a chicken in a fucked up way
2: Have a car with NAWZ that can run a 1 minute quarter mile
3: listen to jazz
4: do heroin
6: chase down chickens whilst on cocaine.
7: sexy time?
8: Cops bad-Winning good
9: You never had me

is that about it? I getting everything?

[Ben G]

so let me get this strait...

1: Kill a chicken in a fucked up way
2: Have a car with NAWZ that can run a 1 minute quarter mile
3: listen to jazz
4: do heroin
6: chase down chickens whilst on cocaine.
7: sexy time?
8: Cops bad-Winning good
9: You never had me

is that about it? I getting everything?


no you need a 10 second car

[spoolandslide]

no you need a 10 second car

no because i owe you a ten second car

[SexPanda]

no you need a 10 second car

no I timed the run I saw. it was like 45 seconds...

[Ben G]

it better be orange or im going to be pissed

[Ben G]

no I timed the run I saw. it was like 45 seconds...

what did you say

http://www.flatrock.org.nz/topics/animation/assets/pop_those_eyes.jpg

ya i dont think so

[C. Senor]

no because i owe you a ten second car

not a ten minute car?

[deadghost]

I have a 240sx club you can join.

FIRST RULE OF 240SX CLUB, THERE IS NO 240SX CLUB.

SECOND RULE, THERE IS NO 240SX CLUB.

THIRD RULE, WE GET TO BEAT YOU IN THE ASS WITH A WOODEN PADDLE, AND YOU HAVE TO SAY "THANK YOU SIR, MAY i HAVE ANOTHER ONE SIR".

FOURTH RULE, THERE IS A $1300.00 FEE FOR JOINING, A $2000 FEE FOR BECOMING A MEMBER, AND $6000 FEE FOR LEAVING (NO ONE LEAVES)

FIFTH RULE, YOU WILL BE THE CLUBS BITCH, AND YOU WILL HAVE TO DO OUR BIDDING'S EX. Beer runs at 3:00 in the mourning (you pay on that), baby sitting my grandmother, doing my yard work, washing everyone's 240sx, and other shameful things that will hunt you in your dreams for the rest of your life.

SIXTH RULE, We get to shave your head, you must wear a jump suit, and we will rename you TO ANY NAME WE WANT.

SEVENTH RULE, You must call me godfather, if for any reason you dont, me or any other of the members will beat you.


Other then that you are welcome to join.

[ESmorz]

3:00 in the mourning

Emo Kid







asdasdasdasd

[deadghost]

EMO....HOW THE HELL AM I EMO LOL, I FUCKEN HATE EMO KIDS. Nothing pisses me off more then some kid who bitches to the world that he has it bad because his girlfriend does not like him, that momy and dady don't give me love and enough spending money, that life sucks, but if you really know me, you would know about my anger and rage against emo kids. I can go on and on, and start some thread. BUT how does staying up till 3:00 in the mourning getting drunk make me "EMO".

[I10cruiser]

^^ i say we get the SCOUTZZ ban axe out haha jk more like put it in. . you!

[xKennie]

hahahahahah
i can believe this shit is still goin on :duh:

[ALTRNTV]

You opened up a can of worms.

[spoolandslide]

You opened up a can of worms.

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/coverv/25/172725.jpg

ever see that flick? i think it was on disney.


shut up deadghost, and learn how to spell m-o-r-n-i-n-g :keke:

[ESmorz]

EMO....HOW THE HELL AM I EMO LOL, I FUCKEN HATE EMO KIDS. Nothing pisses me off more then some kid who bitches to the world that he has it bad because his girlfriend does not like him, that momy and dady don't give me love and enough spending money, that life sucks, but if you really know me, you would know about my anger and rage against emo kids. I can go on and on, and start some thread. BUT how does staying up till 3:00 in the mourning getting drunk make me "EMO".

3:00 in the mourning

[I10cruiser]

3 in the BROWN FOR YOU!!

[spoolandslide]

3 in the BROWN FOR YOU!!

did you just fucking call me emo? i hate emos, i hate them so much that every time i see an emo i yell "fuck you emo", thats how much i hate emos :keke:

[deadghost]

ok...ok...I had that one coming, perhaps I should get some sleep, but lets stay off the emo subject:fawkd:, and focus on the topic.

[I10cruiser]

hahah we have found cryptonite hahah

[SimpleS14]

wow...this thread is random lol The OP is no more...and I wouldn't be surprised if its eventually locked. :lockd:

[ESmorz]

wow...this thread is random lol The OP is no more...and I wouldn't be surprised if its eventually locked. :lockd:

Don't you bring that bad karma in here.

For shame.

:whip:

[raz0rbladez909]

wow...this thread is random lol The OP is no more...and I wouldn't be surprised if its eventually locked. :lockd:

you speak blasphemy...........off with his head:axe:

[ZilviaKid]

3 in the BROWN FOR YOU!!

5 in the POOP.

shit.. i didnt know there was a 240sx club on zilvia. Thats crazy.. i mean, i used to drive this SICK green dms. fuck it was fast man. I probably had 10 thousand dollars under the hood of that thing, and enough NAWS in there to blow myself up. Then some asian guy SHOT IT UP! whats up with that.. Doesnt matter though, because i lost it in a race to some muscley guy with a smokin hot sister. ps i totally hit it. But now i own him a 10 second car.. im not really sure why. i mean, his rx7 is a lot nicer then my dsm, and like, hes got some old ass charger or something in his garage.. Whatever, ill show you all what im worth at racewars. Im thinking of picking up this r34 skyline i just found at a dump. maybe next movie..er... time..

[MudRacer]

You suckas got nothing on my car.

on June 12 2009. After I get out of Jail. I am going to team up with my buddy here Dominic Terreto. And we are going to work side by side with the feds, and take your heroin importing asses down! and stop you from killing all those chickens!

How?

1. Get a 5 second car that can finish a qtr mile while drifting, in 5 seconds.
2. Infiltrate your operations by posing to be racers. Yes, we can pose too.
3. Put tons of neon lighting all over the car to have the best car at the race.

Watch out! Im practicing my racing skills in jail right now.

-Brian O'connor

[SexPanda]

http://www.webfocus.co.nz/webfocus/photos/pic-emu.jpg

I found a picture of am emo.

[lolatclint]

haha .

[cserrano86]

Don't you guys hate pants?

[SleepR 240sx]

You never even had your pants!!!!!

[ESmorz]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y36/AvrilH8er13/cs.jpg

[ZilviaKid]

Don't you guys hate pants?

im scottish, so im allowed to wear a kilt.

[raz0rbladez909]

im scottish, so im allowed to wear a kilt.
you gonna get kilt
http://www.americanrhetoric.com/images/braverheartfreedom.jpeg

[cserrano86]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y36/AvrilH8er13/cs.jpg

Holy crap! When does this drop? I'm excited...LOL!

[spoolandslide]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y36/AvrilH8er13/cs.jpg


I'm excited...!

I bet you are

[muddafakka]

http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o254/rr_s13/1223271978487.gif

[cserrano86]

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a262/Crayola0024/CarCityCarpet.jpg

[LeftNutOfGowd]

I never got one of those :(

[ThatGuy]

Ummm, yeah, since the OP is probably hiding under his bed, crying, I think this has run it's course.

LOL

:lockd: