Common Sense!!!!!!!!!! UGH

[drift925]

So lately in my daily life, I've been surrounded by freakin RETARDS who lack common sense BADLY! At this rate, I see myself going insane to the point where I'd kill myself. So my question is, how badly have you seen people fail at having common sense? Share anything, anytime that someone shared their horrible lack of common sense with you. Thanks /venting

[Mi Beardo es Loco]

lol. I seen a guy trying to push his truck uphill because it broke down or ran out of gas or whatever. His wife/girlfriend was inside the truck and the truck started to roll back down the hill. She jumped out......leaving her bf/husband behind a truck out of control. Luckily he jumped out of the way and the truck hit a stump, but I was like wtf?

[exitspeed]

No seriously...I work with a women on TWO occasions told us that she gets the moon and the sun confused. I wish I was joking, but sadly I am not.

She is one of the most uneducated and ignorant people I have ever met.

[drift925]

No seriously...I work with a women on TWO occasions told us that she gets the moon and the sun confused. I wish I was joking, but sadly I am not.

She is one of the most uneducated and ignorant people I have ever met.

Hahaahhaahaha ahhhh that made my day. LOL, oh god, thank you very much for sharing that. I seriously thought I had it bad.

[MudRacer]

My Friends wife at one point believed her car had 2 engines. 2 Engines in a camry!! wth. I had to explain to her, 'No, your car does not have 2 engines!! it has 4. One for each wheel you see?'
And she believed me.

[TurboNetic05]

my gf asked what i was doing one time, i told her i was jumping a friend's car. She then proceeds to ask me if it was dead... i was like uh... what do you think. Then she got mad, probably at herself for asking a stupid question. ha

[drift925]

my gf asked what i was doing one time, i told her i was jumping a friend's car. She then proceeds to ask me if it was dead... i was like uh... what do you think. Then she got mad, probably at herself for asking a stupid question. ha

OMG I deal with that kinda shit with my girlfriend ALL the time, do you ever punch her in the face? I just kick her ass while we sleep and pretend I'm dreaming, lol no I don't really do that. But I really do hit her when I sleep, its probably my subconscious frustration that she causes haha.

[Blurryeyes]

http://packphour.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/common-sense.jpg


I feel ya

[s13silady]

i work in an office full of fail.... common sense does not exist here...

[MudRacer]

i work in an office full of fail.... common sense does not exist here...

Does it not make you wonder: "How did they get that job?"

[Felipe]

:naw: i have to deal with truckers with -30 IQ

[The ROMAN]

I guy in my class this week tried to make the argument that early figures in Genesis, such as Noah and Abraham, lived to be 900 years old (as it says in the bible) because there was no pollution back then and the ozone was "better." When confronted with the fact that life expectancy was lower the further you go back, he said that was "because of the plague."

Good job, idiot. The whole class is laughing at you.

[Rnz520]

A guy in one of my classes started teh Import vs Domestic argument, saying how all imports suck and all. He then proceeded to say how good of a cars Toyotas were and that he wanted an Infinity G35(at least good taste). This guys looks as close to shrek as you can possibly get, so that might have something to do with it.
Sadly nowadays people are taught to just do the minimum on everything and not develop their thinking and rationing skills, which is why standardized tests keep getting easier and easier and they wonder why ppl keep getting more stupid, and people from japan always kill us in international math competitions...

[Mi Beardo es Loco]

A guy in one of my classes started teh Import vs Domestic argument, saying how all imports suck and all. He then proceeded to say how good of a cars Toyotas were and that he wanted an Infinity G35(at least good taste). This guys looks as close to shrek as you can possibly get, so that might have something to do with it.
Sadly nowadays people are taught to just do the minimum on everything and not develop their thinking and rationing skills, which is why standardized tests keep getting easier and easier and they wonder why ppl keep getting more stupid, and people from japan always kill us in international math competitions...
You should have told him that Infinity was a domestic ans see what he said. See what he thought of Nissans too if he was high on Infinity then drop the news...

[mRclARK1]

That poster would be funnier if it wasn't so true. :-/

[Blurryeyes]

That poster would be funnier if it wasn't so true. :-/

Sadly that´s the way it is. Here in my office people are full of fail too, I had to teach my office manager how to calculate interest on a loan and she is supposed to take care of accounting and finance for the office :duh:

[qwikspool]

not everyone has that ability to have common sense :keke:

[Future240]

My GF's sister told a story about how she went to a class at the wrong time. The kicker is that she looked at her schdule to see what time she was supposed to be in there.

Somehow when she looked she read 10 as 11 so she thought she was in the right class, even though she didnt regconize anyone in their.

After debating with her teacher about it for a while, some girl next to her pointed out that her schedule actually said 10 not 11.

This same girl has sat thrrough classes she wasnt supposed to be in just cuz she went on the wrong day or


I work at my school givin out parking tickets. This girl couldnt wrap her head around why she got a ticket for parking in Bus parking.

My cousin didnt know her bf was lying when he said he was in 11th grade and 18 but didnt fail or get held back, and didnt have a late b-day.

I had an argument with my roommate, because he insisted that WATER could be burned

[RJF]

No seriously...I work with a women on TWO occasions told us that she gets the moon and the sun confused. I wish I was joking, but sadly I am not.

She is one of the most uneducated and ignorant people I have ever met.

I seriously hope they are not allowed to vote.

:eek:

[SochBAT]

I know this one girl, more of an aquaintence than anything, is pretty dense.

She mentioned she spotted a UFO while driving from work.

We said "Oh, thats cool. Aliens." And she tried to scold us and said "Not aliens stupid, UFO's! You guys are so stupid..."

She also thought carpooling was for drying your car after you just washed it. WTF?

[tacotacotaco]

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I knew someone who asked why alaska and hawaii's climate was so different when they were right next to each other.

[majuljo]

i went to school with a kid who thought that spinning rims wasted gas. like each rim had a motor and it took gas to spin the rims lol.

[theronin]

just today i convinced my roomies gf that the small ranch we have down the street is actually a rehabilitation clinic for the paranoid delusionals in Roseville. told her that sometimes when they are on work duty there is a guard posted on the tower with a gun. she bought it hook line and sinker.....

[Mi Beardo es Loco]

I knew someone who asked why alaska and hawaii's climate was so different when they were right next to each other. (Maps where they bring alaska and hawaii to a corner box.)
when I read the post I wasn't too sure what "right next to each other" meant until I read the bolded. When I read it my mouth opened in shock and I took a breath in kinda in shock that someone would be so dumb. :keke:

[ESmorz]

OMG I deal with that kinda shit with my girlfriend ALL the time

So you have a shit for brains girlfriend?

You fuck the dumb ones, date the smart ones.

http://www.nerdtalk.de/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/idiocracy_24.jpg

[CrashQueen]

So you have a shit for brains girlfriend?

You fuck the dumb ones, date the smart ones.

http://www.nerdtalk.de/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/idiocracy_24.jpg


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[MudRacer]

hahaha funny ass movie.

Carl's Jr. Computer (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0951838/): Enjoy your EXTRA BIG ASS FRIES!
Woman at Carl's Jr. (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0434526/): You didn't give me no fries, I got an empty box.
Carl's Jr. Computer (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0951838/): Would you like another EXTRA BIG ASS FRIES?
Woman at Carl's Jr. (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0434526/): I said I didn't get any!
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Woman at Carl's Jr. (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0434526/): What? NO!
[She hits the machine. An alarm goes off, and a sign appears on the computer saying "Carl's Jr. Frowns Upon Vandalism."]
Carl's Jr. Computer (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0951838/): I'm sorry you're having trouble. I'm sorry you're having trouble.
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[Joe approaches the computer]
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Haha best movie ever. Idocracy.

[C. Senor]

that poster and kndacomplex's story made me tear from laughter. LOL. you without those kinds of people, sometimes you wouldnt have a good laugh.

i've some dense people. but i think what makes me laugh is when people just arent paying attention. maybe because they are lazy, have no common sense, or are high or what.

like when i used to work at a theatre, some one came up to me and asked where the bathroom was, when i was literally standing in front of it....just told them it was behind me. and, he kinda just shook his head and walked on in.

[lightsource]

I had an argument with my roommate, because he insisted that WATER could be burned

hahahahaha good shit.

I was in my Computer Information Systems class and we were talking about different types of cooling for computers. Air, Water & Phase Change.

Some girl asked the dumbest question I've ever heard in college... She said, "if someone has a water cooled computer, if it starts to leak and you are using the computer can you be electrocuted through the keyboard?"... :down:

[spoolandslide]

this chick i was seeing came over to my house and started petting one of my cats and was all "ooohhhh why is it vibrating?!"

[lightsource]

this chick i was seeing came over to my house and started petting one of my cats and was all "ooohhhh why is it vibrating?!"
ahhahaahah

"ELECTROCAT IS NOT AMUSED"