$195,000 Eclipse

[whateverjames]

http://www.autotrader.com/findacar/vdetail.jtmpl?car_id=101175163&dealer_id=&make=MIT&distance=50&max_price=&model=ECLIP&advcd_on=n&end_year=1995&min_price=&certified=n&address=75043&search_type=used&advanced=n&start_year=1982&color=&car_year=1995

[KiDyNomiTe]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA


Thats right $195000. This car is made completely of carbon fiber and only has the weight of a newborn kitten. It runs a 1/4 track time of a meir 2 thenths of a seconds due to the fact of its massive V12 Hemi motor and 5 150 shots of Nitrous, and over 50 different stickers on the side that add at least 5hp a pop. Ladies and Gentlemen this car has the worlds strongest airbag suspension which allows you to do backflips while going 150 mph on the highway. I have also included a Flux Capacitor if you want to install that on your own time, but it is not the new model that runs on trash, but the old one that runs on plutonium (which I am fresh out of)

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EDIT: I should buy it and sue him, and we'll see if it was such a big joke after all:D

[Kareem]

Originally posted by KiDyNomiTe
I should buy it and sue him, and we'll see if it was such a big joke after all:D

ROFL, do it.

[KiDyNomiTe]

Originally posted by Kareem
ROFL, do it.

If only the bank would loan me $192K, or will a $3K downpayment work?

[96SEChick]

LMAO. I can't believe this guy wasted his money to place that ad, just for it to be a joke. It is rather amusing, though--with all the crap, like blinker fluid, that people sell on Ebay.

[SlowEXd]

What's funny/sad is he paid at least $45 to list that.
Some people have issues!!

[-E-]

hahah Good ****

[Bbandit]

sue him!

[MorganS13]

my guess is he already sold the car and then modified the ad to take advantage of the "run till it sells" option :)

[SimpleS14]

That's sad......real sad.

:confused:

[dilligaph]

holy **** thats the funniest thing ive seen in a while.. hahahahaha

[BRB240]

ROFLMFAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *COUGH* *COUGH* *CHOKE*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

[negular]

I've always wanted a 5door eclipse... :p

[bladen]

OMG, thats Hilarious, i wish i would have Built my Eclipse up like that, i would have had the Fastest car in the world, hehe, i should buy another one, or better yet, i should buy a Yugo, and do the same thing to it, and sell it on Autotrader for like a cool Million, hehehehe

[HaLo]

OMG! LOL! That's a great one!

That's just making too much fun out of the ricers out there. ;)

[DuffMan]

By my calculations, the trap speed for that 0.2 sec run assuming constant acceleration and perfect traction is mach 12.5

[Potatoskins02]

Originally posted by DuffMan
By my calculations, the trap speed for that 0.2 sec run assuming constant acceleration and perfect traction is mach 12.5


LMAO.... HAHAHAHA

[JDM180SX]

Thats frickin hilarious. :D

[rash]

..NO MAMEN ES LA MAYOR PENDEJA QUE HE VISTO...:p

!!sUCK aLL tIME!! :mad:

[Zemus]

HAHAHA HE LIVES 8 miles from me, im going to go look at it, so i can sue him

[96SEChick]

This one's almost as bad--

1999 Eclipse FULL SHOW CAR $16,000 (http://www.autotrader.com/findacar/vdetail.jtmpl?car_id=121169579&dealer_id=&make=MIT&distance=200&max_price=&model=ECLIP&advcd_on=n&end_year=1999&min_price=&certified=n&address=74012&search_type=used&advanced=n&start_year=1995&color=&car_year=1999)

http://images.autotrader.com/images/2003/1/24/121/169/263542438.121169579.IM1.MAIN.565x421_A.565x335.jpg

Looks like somebody threw up all the way down the side of the car.

[misnomer]

What? Flux capacitor, but he doesn't include Mr Fusion?

Cheapskate.

[xLSTONEx]

Thats the best SHlT I've ever seen. I can't stop laughing, that guy needs a life though.

[240sxspeedracer1]

Originally posted by misnomer
What? Flux capacitor, but he doesn't include Mr Fusion?

Cheapskate.
isnt the flex capacitator from back to the future? Who is Mr fusion?

[sponger85]

oh sh*t .... some one must have been realllllly bored ....

[Fresh 240SX]

If my calculations are correct.... were gonna see some serious **** when this baby hits 85mph.....

heh.... back to the future..... i think thats what the doc says :)