If zilvia was a zoo...

[downshift_sideways]

...I'd be a Monkey.:hyper:
http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa167/dejansdimitrijevic/monkey.jpg

What would you be?

[ESmorz]

A chunky monkey from funky town.

[flclsteve]

the zoo keeper

[[email protected]]

a liger...lol
Koala

[k's_silvia2.0]

A bird so I can escape this bish:ugh:

[murda-c]

velociraptor.

[Ben G]

a fuckin platypus those things have killer spores on there tail

[ThatGuy]

the zoo keeper

Sorry, those positions are already taken. :cops:

[flclsteve]

Sorry, those positions are already taken. :cops:
guess i dont wanna clean up after all the crap any way ;D

[Antihero983]

hmm....

A Cheetah

[downshift_sideways]

Now I think I want to be a giraffe.

So I can look down on the noobs.

[murda-c]

Since velociraptors are extinct, i think i'll switch...

I'd say panda but i'm too good at fucking...maybe an elephant so i'd win the penis contest.

[S14Josh]

Let me be a DINGO

[Matej]

Since velociraptors are extinct, i think i'll switch...
In 2007 it was discovered that velociraptors were covered with feathers, and were predecessors to modern birds.

Also, they were only about the size of a turkey.


http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f322/lynnguppy/The_More_You_Know.jpg

[iHeartTheTouge]

http://zilvia.net/f/avatars/murda-c.gif?dateline=1198802540

[ESmorz]

Or maybe a bird so I can see down all the girly's shirts.

http://raptorguide.com/_wizardimages/PeregrineFalconKK.jpg

http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/30500/Hillary-s-Cleavage--30971.jpg

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[iROYAL]

I'd be.......




http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/Madaagascar_alex_L.jpg

[luisgonz]

I'd be the kid that works there at the ticket stand(See how glad they are to work there:fawk2:) and Drives a 240sx and is still in school and goes to partys to fuck every girl I see.LOL

[Matej]

http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs21/i/2007/259/6/f/Pedobear_by_MumeiTheRogue.jpg

[downshift_sideways]

^Oh noesss!!!!!

[Andrew Bohan]

i'd be a banana

[trad1987]

I'd be this guy and terrorize ya'll bitches

http://technabob.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/domo_kun.jpg

[SexPanda]

http://sketch.smugmug.com/photos/150519486-M.jpg

thats a more or less accurate representation of me...

[LeftNutOfGowd]

GOD DAMN PANDA I WANTED TO BE A PANDA



I guess ill be a ummm ummmm ummmmmm ummmmmm....


Crocodile so i can do shit like this

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg246/rborroel21/GIf/CrocTakesArm.gif

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg246/rborroel21/GIf/crocodile2fn.gif

[Petoria]

http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs21/i/2007/259/6/f/Pedobear_by_MumeiTheRogue.jpg

A pedophile bear? To each his own.

[shishcabobers]

http://www.popular-pics.com/ppimages/polar-bears-cubs-knut-1.jpg

[C. Senor]

i'd be a gorilla.

here's a pic of me..

http://www.curtoons.com/clients/rentkong/RentKonglogo.jpg

[luisgonz]

If you were a bird, All you care about if there are little animals to eat in those dark middle caves between those jello bags.LOL

Or maybe a bird so I can see down all the girly's shirts.

http://raptorguide.com/_wizardimages/PeregrineFalconKK.jpg

http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/30500/Hillary-s-Cleavage--30971.jpg

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[murda-c]

In 2007 it was discovered that velociraptors were covered with feathers, and were predecessors to modern birds.

Also, they were only about the size of a turkey.


http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f322/lynnguppy/The_More_You_Know.jpg

I knew someoen would bring that up...i'll be a deinonychus or a utahraptor.

[ALTRNTV]

I would be a...

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2005/08/photogalleries/ligers_dynamite/images/primary/Liger2.jpg

...and tell all the bitches what to do.

[SlideWell]

id be a lion..."king of the jungle man, no body fucks with a lion" :rawk:
http://www.africa-nature-photography.com/images/Captive-Male-Lion-L.jpg

[90hatchie]

id be a skunk so i can spray u guys with neg rep

[SexPanda]

why would anyone want to fuck with me? I've got that good shit man.


Northern Lights Bamboo!

[Future240]

http://www.mth.msu.edu/%7Epeller/Africa_large/rhinoceros.jpg

No one fucks with those, unless of course you enjoy being gored and trampled to death

[shmiddy]

i would be the dumbest bird in the history of all animals
http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn239/tprendatothetomdagast/Dodo_bird.jpg

lol no but for real i would chose to be a this bad mother fucker

http://www.igpp.ucsd.edu/ne/2005/11/images/henkart_4.jpg
http://arctic-council.org/imagearchive/caseimage_dn_004187-050208.jpg

and on my days off

http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/9003/gwpolarbearos4.jpg
http://www.lakepowell.net/polarbear/Polar%20Bear%20-%20Who%20are%20these%20guys.jpg
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3284/2705971921_a17f6e1bd2.jpg?v=0

[Rayne]

The thing you did not notice.

[stiizy]

http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/white-tiger-poster.jpg

[Phlip]

I'd be the guy who sits up in a tower with a rifle and waits for one of you to fuck up, then guns you down

[Kn1ves]

http://animals.nationalgeographic.com/staticfiles/NGS/Shared/StaticFiles/animals/images/800/komodo-dragon.jpg

[stiizy]

Like this Phlip

http://www.paws.org/pics/emailpics/02_bear.jpg

hahahahaha

[DOOK]

http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/white-tiger-poster.jpg

ditto.... fuck Lions... put one in the ring with a Siberian and it's getting whipped...

[Antihero983]

I'd be the guy who sits up in a tower with a rifle and waits for one of you to fuck up, then guns you down

Um....but you already do that.....lol

[txrxs]

if zilvia was a zoo....I think a bunch of neutered pitbulls would describe the current situation.

[S13SilviaGirl]

guess i dont wanna clean up after all the crap any way ;D

No no, you can be maintenance. We need someone to haul the shit out! :ddog:

[smellslikecurry]

http://www.uclick.com/widgets/ew/070511/ew070511c.jpg

id be a royal bengal tiger...

well cause


im fucking bengali

[exitspeed]

Me:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bc/Male_silverback_Gorilla.JPG
http://www.solarnavigator.net/animal_kingdom/animal_images/gorilla_silverback_zoo_dreamstime.jpg
http://klb.uwstout.edu/GorillaYawning01_2.gif

I'll rip your fuckin arms right out of their sockets and beat you to death with them. And then eat you damn head.

[Phlip]

Um....but you already do that.....lol
Art imitating life

[sillyvia13]

http://zilvia.net/f/avatars/murda-c.gif?dateline=1198802540

I'd be what ever animal licks this toad...
shit I'd be me... licking this toad.
that was simple....

:werd:
DMT FTW!

[MudRacer]

I'd be a black panther that turns into a 240sx at night and drives around the city saving people.

[mRclARK1]

Ebola.

It's not an animal but close enough...

:keke:

I'd be a monkey... I'm super curious about to many things. Gets me in trouble.

[shmiddy]

I'd be a black panther that turns into a 240sx at night and drives around the city saving people.

wow you win the award for the "gayest thing said" of the day
congrats

[MudRacer]

wow you win the award for the "gayest thing said" of the day
congrats

Theres an award for that? :hahano:
So does that mean you have experience in saying gay things, and you are able to see what the gayest thing there is to be said? :ghey: Wow, you dug your own hole. Congrats.

[LeftNutOfGowd]

Hahaha speed the silverback

[murda-c]

I'd be a black panther that turns into michael jackson at night and drives around the city touching boys.


Fixt that for you

[MudRacer]

Fixt that for you

oh dang. I completely forgot about the whole micheal jackson movie. I apologize. I will take it back. no more black panther. Sorry.

Continue on.

[azndoc]

I'd be a sloth because that's how I feel right now.

Slow.....
http://backpackingcostarica.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/sloth1.jpg

[LeftNutOfGowd]

How about a LIGER lol

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg246/rborroel21/liger5.jpg
http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg246/rborroel21/liger4.jpg
http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg246/rborroel21/liger_3sfw.jpg
http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg246/rborroel21/liger2.jpg
http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg246/rborroel21/6.jpg

[dolphin]

ill be a platypus

[Phlip]

How about a LIGER lol

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg246/rborroel21/liger5.jpg
http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg246/rborroel21/liger4.jpg
http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg246/rborroel21/liger_3sfw.jpg
http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg246/rborroel21/liger2.jpg
http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg246/rborroel21/6.jpg

Someone already beat you to that one

[allntrlundrgrnd]

peregrine falcon.

especially when i snowboard.

http://chicagowildernessmag.org/issues/summer2000/images.summer2000/a8290_16d.jpg

[LeftNutOfGowd]

^^Who i havn't seen any one post pics of a Liger yet plus i don't wanna be that i already said ill be a Crocodile

[shmiddy]

I'd be a black panther that turns into a butterfly at night and drives around the village saving drag queens and transvestites.

fixxed it for you

[MudRacer]

fixxed it for you

Sounds like your dream come true =) Do you need saving?

[Phlip]

^^Who i havn't seen any one post pics of a Liger yet plus i don't wanna be that i already said ill be a Crocodile

4th post in this thread:
http://zilvia.net/f/2320152-post4.html
Read read read, don't just look at pretty pictures

[bloodangels13]

I would be a snow leopard ... they jus look badass
http://www.no-pest.com/SnowLeopard(river).jpg

[VROOOM]

A pig, i heard they have 30 min orgasms.

[stiizy]

^^ Haha nice one.........

[ZipTiedCoupe]

I would be a polar bear too.

And if not, a Shark.

[n240sxfnatic]

id be an alligator gar
http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t197/n240sxfnatic/ILAlligatorGar.jpg
http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t197/n240sxfnatic/gar3.jpg

[DUFFM4N]

I'd be the guy who sits up in a tower with a rifle and waits for one of you to fuck up, then guns you down

well then i guess im gonna have to be an armadillo

http://wlarmadillo.com/armadillo1.jpg

[downshift_sideways]

^Well played sir. Well played.

[DUFFM4N]

:bow: ty kindly

[!Zar!]

http://www.guyana.org/Guyana_Photo_Gallery/animals/black%20panther.jpg

/done

[silviaguy240]

http://www.answersingenesis.org/assets/images/articles/aqua/Emperor_Penguin.jpg

a mother fucking penguin

[SexPanda]

http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Profiles/20061002/244.freeman.morgan.092806.jpg
Then this guy will be following you all day narrating your life....

lucky.
lol.

[spoolandslide]

id be a zebra

http://scienceblogs.com/clock/upload/2006/06/zebra%20lion.jpeg

so fuck all you lions... you know who you are...

[BOROSUN]

A MUAY THAI ORANGUTAN!

http://msnbcmedia3.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/061121/061121_orangutan_bcol_9a.standard.jpg