LeftNutOfGowd
09-15-2008, 08:33 AM
To start off a Monday morning...
SANDERSON, FL -- A woman trying to flee Baker County Sheriff's deputies accidentally ran over herself Sunday afternoon. Police say she first tried to hit a deputy and then lost control and hit a lawn mower.
Deputies were called to the home on Mallie Davis Road around 2 p.m., because of a fight between a husband and wife.
When officers arrested the husband, they had planned on taking the wife, 63-year-old Mary Davis, into custody as well.
She had different plans.
Deputies say that she jumped into her mini-van and left the drivers door open, when she tried to back out of her driveway she hit a parked lawn mower.
But, that was after deputies say she tried to strike one of them with her car.
The deputy reacted and jumped out of the way.
After the collision, Davis fell out and the mini-van spun out of control.
As the van made a circle, Davis was run over.
She was flown to Shands with critical injuries.
Ironically, the mini-van went in circles until it hit the deputy's patrol car that she had tried to run over earlier.
When Davis recovers, the BCSO says that charges will be filed.
Woman Tries to Hit Deputy with Mini-Van, Runs Over Self Instead | Firstcoastnews.com | Top Stories (http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/topstories/news-article.aspx?storyid=118770&catid=15)
DELTONA, Fla. — An angry Deltona father whacked his teenage daughter's boyfriend with a metal pipe after finding the boy naked in his daughter's room. Authorities say the father, 45, didn't even know his daughter had a boyfriend or that the youngster had been sneaking into the home for more than a year.
When he heard noises coming from his daughter's bedroom Thursday morning and saw a stranger standing naked on the girl's bed, he swung a metal pipe. He then chased the teen out the front door and called police.
The boy was taken to the hospital where doctors closed a head wound with staples.
The father was charged with aggravated battery on a child and bonded out on $10,000.
Dad chases nude boy from daughter's room with pipe | ajc.com (http://www.ajc.com/news/content/shared-gen/ap/Feature_Stories/ODD_Angry_Dad.html?imw=Y)
AND MY FAVORITE ONE
MISSOULA, Mont. - A middle school teacher suffered some bruising and a big scratch on his back after he struck a bear while riding his bicycle to school.
Jim Litz said he was traveling about 25 mph Monday morning when he came upon a rise and spotted a black bear about 10 feet in front of him. He didn't have time to stop and T-boned the bruin.
He tumbled over the handlebars, his helmet hit the bear's back and the two went cartwheeling down the road.
The bear rolled over Litz's head, cracking his helmet, and scratched his back before scampering up a hill above the road.
Litz's wife drove by shortly after the crash and took her husband to the hospital. He hoped to be able to return to teaching science at Target Range Middle School on Friday.
Teacher OK after crashing into bear on a bicycle - Yahoo! News (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/odd_bicyclist_vs_bear)
It might have look something like this
http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg246/rborroel21/GIf/723a52.gif
SANDERSON, FL -- A woman trying to flee Baker County Sheriff's deputies accidentally ran over herself Sunday afternoon. Police say she first tried to hit a deputy and then lost control and hit a lawn mower.
Deputies were called to the home on Mallie Davis Road around 2 p.m., because of a fight between a husband and wife.
When officers arrested the husband, they had planned on taking the wife, 63-year-old Mary Davis, into custody as well.
She had different plans.
Deputies say that she jumped into her mini-van and left the drivers door open, when she tried to back out of her driveway she hit a parked lawn mower.
But, that was after deputies say she tried to strike one of them with her car.
The deputy reacted and jumped out of the way.
After the collision, Davis fell out and the mini-van spun out of control.
As the van made a circle, Davis was run over.
She was flown to Shands with critical injuries.
Ironically, the mini-van went in circles until it hit the deputy's patrol car that she had tried to run over earlier.
When Davis recovers, the BCSO says that charges will be filed.
Woman Tries to Hit Deputy with Mini-Van, Runs Over Self Instead | Firstcoastnews.com | Top Stories (http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/topstories/news-article.aspx?storyid=118770&catid=15)
DELTONA, Fla. — An angry Deltona father whacked his teenage daughter's boyfriend with a metal pipe after finding the boy naked in his daughter's room. Authorities say the father, 45, didn't even know his daughter had a boyfriend or that the youngster had been sneaking into the home for more than a year.
When he heard noises coming from his daughter's bedroom Thursday morning and saw a stranger standing naked on the girl's bed, he swung a metal pipe. He then chased the teen out the front door and called police.
The boy was taken to the hospital where doctors closed a head wound with staples.
The father was charged with aggravated battery on a child and bonded out on $10,000.
Dad chases nude boy from daughter's room with pipe | ajc.com (http://www.ajc.com/news/content/shared-gen/ap/Feature_Stories/ODD_Angry_Dad.html?imw=Y)
AND MY FAVORITE ONE
MISSOULA, Mont. - A middle school teacher suffered some bruising and a big scratch on his back after he struck a bear while riding his bicycle to school.
Jim Litz said he was traveling about 25 mph Monday morning when he came upon a rise and spotted a black bear about 10 feet in front of him. He didn't have time to stop and T-boned the bruin.
He tumbled over the handlebars, his helmet hit the bear's back and the two went cartwheeling down the road.
The bear rolled over Litz's head, cracking his helmet, and scratched his back before scampering up a hill above the road.
Litz's wife drove by shortly after the crash and took her husband to the hospital. He hoped to be able to return to teaching science at Target Range Middle School on Friday.
Teacher OK after crashing into bear on a bicycle - Yahoo! News (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/odd_bicyclist_vs_bear)
It might have look something like this
http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg246/rborroel21/GIf/723a52.gif