Get It While It's Thight..

[LeftNutOfGowd]

So I was on another forum and saw this...

Auctions Off Her Virginity

http://img366.imageshack.us/img366/4895/nataliedylan576613arl5.th.jpg (http://img366.imageshack.us/my.php?image=nataliedylan576613arl5.jpg)

She claims she wants to pay for college and publish a new book. Already the highest bidder is offering $275,000. How will she prove that she is a virgin?

Howard Stern puts virgin up for sale on his radio show | The Sun |Showbiz|Bizarre|USA (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/usa/article1666486.ece)Video

DimeWars.Com - Girl Auctions Off Her Virginity Online (http://dimewars.com/Video/default.aspx?bcmediaid=45731172-fdb6-4a9e-861f-2e9c2cbc795e)Anyone want to place a bid

[Brian]

Why is her "color" the first thing advertised?

[LeftNutOfGowd]

Why is her "color" the first thing advertised?

Sorry i just kinda copy and pasted from the other form and that's what he had i fixed it

[stiizy]

Damn they said the other Peruvian girl was offered 1.5 million for hers....

[RurouniMidnight]

Her chest looks weird, man thats a lot of cash to sleep with someone though this world is crazy.

[s13boy89]

ruben wtf where do you find this stuff

[LeftNutOfGowd]

Her chest looks weird, man thats a lot of cash to sleep with someone though this world is crazy.

Do you know how many hookers i can get with that cash lol

ruben wtf where do you find this stuff

I got nothing else to do while at work so I'm on different forums and surfing the web

[blueshark123]

God damn i know i can get alot of chicks to do this and ill just charge a fee for the service. Will that make me a pimp lol

[exitspeed]

Any dude willing to pay that kinda money to have sex with a virgin, or any women for that matter, is a looser.

[stiizy]

^^ Better Share the wealth bro i know mad Asian virgins we can half it :keke:

[anthony240]

so what happens if we get a group bid??? :naughty:

[LeftNutOfGowd]

Hahaha shit i don't need to pay for any sex. I can get a virgin with just a movie and dinner lol FUCK spending 275k $40 bucks max for me lol

[LeftNutOfGowd]

so what happens if we get a group bid??? :naughty:

Well then you better hope shes a virgin in other places too lol

[stiizy]

40 bucks


Aint that a lil steep :keke: :keke:

[steve shadows]

ruben wtf where do you find this stuff

Lol seriously :keke:

[LeftNutOfGowd]

40 bucks


Aint that a lil steep :keke: :keke:

Well the movie alone will be 25 bucks and food another 15 so i think that's about right

Lol seriously :keke:

Well when your a security guard and seat in front of a computer for 8 hours you have to find different website to past the time

[stiizy]

Movies before 6 homie half price....

No dinner

A few drinks and ya good....

[woodchuck]

her face is a different color then her body in that pic....i wonder if she's hiding something with all that makeup.

[Brian]

Sorry i just kinda copy and pasted from the other form and that's what he had i fixed it


oh no no, I wasn't atacking you for that, just kind of pointing it out in general. :) I know you didnt write it.

[LB.Motoring]

Reattached hyman?

[LeftNutOfGowd]

Movies before 6 homie half price....

No dinner

A few drinks and ya good....

Man who watches movie before 6 lol there's still light outside around that time you should know the freaks come out at night

her face is a different color then her body in that pic....i wonder if she's hiding something with all that makeup.

I noticed that too but I think it was just bad lighting

oh no no, I wasn't atacking you for that, just kind of pointing it out in general. :) I know you didnt write it.

Na it's cool I should have change that to begin with i was just to interested reading about Kanye

[stiizy]

That's right pregame at the crib b4 the flick take they drunk ass to half off movie get a few more drinks after...


Spit a lil game and walla....

Like Tweeder said it's very niiiice

[altalti]

Saw this on another forum earlier. I would smash but I aint paying thats for damn sure.

[Matej]

When other girls learn about this, I'm sure there will be more virginity auctions to follow. Why give it up for free when you can get hundreds of thousands of dollars.

[ZenkiGTS]

Sacramento college student hahahaha.... imma just go pimp it fuck it hahah

[boro otaku]

She claims she wants to pay for college
I hear this excuse from sex trade workers all the time.

(They never make it to college BTW)

[s13dan]

wreck it...

[Om1kron]

now for the non myspace angles.

http://howardstern.com/dtcms/tsimg/RS-09-09-08---natalie-the-virgin-2.jpg
http://howardstern.com/dtcms/tsimg/RS-09-09-08---natalie-the-virgin-and-avia-2.jpg
http://howardstern.com/dtcms/tsimg/RS-09-09-08---natalie-the-virgin-on-the-air-showing-off-her-butt--avia-and-dennis-hof-on-couch.jpg
http://howardstern.com/dtcms/tsimg/RS-09-09-08---jd-harmeyer-looking-at-natalie-the-virgin--avia-and-dennis-hof-on-air.jpg

[boro otaku]

$300. Final offer.

[FaLKoN240]

Ew, I wouldn't pay for that.

[stiizy]

^^ Word but i'd hit it....

[Future240]

Her parents must be proud

[stiizy]

^^ I bet they'll ask her for a cut :keke:

[HyperTek]

she doesnt look like she would be a good lay...


but for her to raise money that way, for maybe 1-2 minutes of some chumps time.. not bad.

would suck tho if she has kids, and have them find out about that.

[SlideWell]

ewww, i wouldnt pay shit for that.

[Brian]

Might as well get knocked up too.

That will be a steady income for YEARS.

[stiizy]

haha true dat Brian

[SlideWell]

yeah, shes gonna be known as the dirt whore she is forever tho. i bet her taint smells like pee.

[HyperTek]

haha just watch, the winning bidder will probably demand a video capture to remember his investment. Better be able to bust with no glove lmao

[stiizy]

^^ True and then try to smear her for his money back haha...

[WERDdabuilder]

wonder what that gets you....

bust a fat load of oyster sauce on her face
make sure she gets that pink eye.

and her zoidberg better look primo as fuck

[HyperTek]

but she dont look tooo bad, alot better then some peoples girls lmao

[C. Senor]

Damn they said the other Peruvian girl was offered 1.5 million for hers....

yeah kinda makes me proud to be peruvian....and at the same time sad. damn it!

she smashable fa sho. but damn if i'd pay for that. for that cash she better ride and slurp like no other.

[Fries]

Its like rock stars and shit willing to pay that much. You know the people that have more money than they can spend. Fuck it.

She's chunky and her face is fucked.

If I paid that kinda money, I'd hit that shit hard. This girl doesnt know what she's getting herself into once she goes to college. Talk about being the campus whore.

[rps13drift]

When other girls learn about this, I'm sure there will be more virginity auctions to follow. Why give it up for free when you can get hundreds of thousands of dollars.


Tell me about it! Guys are going to have to work 5 jobs just to get some pussy! LOL

[ESmorz]

Jesus Christ.

I think I'd be hotter if I tucked it back and wore a wig.

$1 million here I come.

[Pblesh85]

I offered her a set of coilovers and a bride seat...

She said she would get back to me on that one...:rimshot:

[Future240]

Sigh and people like this get to have kids.

[LeftNutOfGowd]

Man oh man ill have to say PASS

[keistyle]

thats pretty thick, .. on the first picture it looks like her head was photoshopped on. wtfh, the color of her face fails to contour with the rest of the body.... mail order bride, done.

[S13_Nightkid]

275k.. for some odd reason I picture some old rich guy with a year supply of viagra at his beds side LOL

[Future240]

I hope she knows she is going to get the shit fucked out of her

[Fries]

I hope she knows she is going to get the shit fucked out of her

Yeah thats why I laugh, this girl is like "Virginity for sale to someone that treats me right" in the mean time this dood is like fuck yeah, I paid for this shit Im going to get my useout of it!

I know if it was me? I'd pwn that shit just cause she's a whore.

[Flicktitty]

LOL, kids these days

[IdriveaNissan]

no lube up the ass then spray it all over that wh0re.

[HyperTek]

i just know its this guy
http://www.tonyrogers.com/humor/images/brian_peppers1.jpg
hes gonna smash that, pull off the jimmy stick it back in and she gonna have his kid lmao
Then his check will bounce by the time hes already out of the country ... booyaahhh!!!

[VQMaxFan]

whats what goin in her butt?! Lmao!

[Boostin on you]

id smash, IF I were up in the club. But wouldnt even buy her breakfast after

[illvialuver]

Any dude willing to pay that kinda money to have sex with a virgin, or any women for that matter, is a looser.

exactly if you cant get them with your pown cunning charm and bravado, than you are just lame and you need the money to get laid. and that is sad.
thats one rich guy who is desperate for attention

[!Zar!]

I wish I was rich.

And had crabs.


On another note.

Last I checked, a virgin lay sucked hardcore.

I don't want no boring inexperienced pussy.

Why the FUCK would I pay for that?

shit.

[chibo]

Virgins suck however I am drunk as a motherfcuker at the moment and I'd go for that shit.
fuck., horry fucking turning 21.

[stiizy]

Tell me about it! Guys are going to have to work 5 jobs just to get some pussy! LOL

Funny as shit...

I wish I was rich.

And had crabs.


On another note.

Last I checked, a virgin lay sucked hardcore.

I don't want no boring inexperienced pussy.

Why the FUCK would I pay for that?

shit.

Virgin lays do suck and they want it all slow and shit...

If i was paying for it i'm rip her shit the fuck up...

Till the whole room is fucking blood red and make that bitch do ATM..

Fuck all the bullshit for 275k or more yeah i'm hitting scratch that Abusing it for a while....

Virgins suck however I am drunk as a motherfcuker at the moment and I'd go for that shit.
fuck., horry fucking turning 21.

Is this a drunk post Chibo??? :keke:

[murda-c]

exactly if you cant get them with your pown cunning charm and bravado, than you are just lame and you need the money to get laid. and that is sad.
thats one rich guy who is desperate for attention

suppose you don't need the money, you just have it?

I mean, i could hustle my way into free gas for my car, but i'd rather just fork over some cash....

[The ROMAN]

LOL at paying for college, starting a business and writing a book. She's going to spend it all on handbags and shoes...then become a real whore when the money runs out.

[Future240]

Virgin lays do suck and they want it all slow and shit...

If i was paying for it i'm rip her shit the fuck up...

Till the whole room is fucking blood red and make that bitch do ATM..

Fuck all the bullshit for 275k or more yeah i'm hitting scratch that Abusing it for a while

Whoooa slow down OJ, we do want her alive...Well if she is that dumb to sell her virginity perhaps not. So continue, won't have to worry about whether the glove fits or not

[stiizy]

Na I mean you know Virgins don't want you to beat it up the first time but if i'm paying for it..

I'm a hit it the way i see fit

[FaLKoN240]

So I was on another forum and saw this...

Auctions Off Her Virginity

http://img366.imageshack.us/img366/4895/nataliedylan576613arl5.th.jpg (http://img366.imageshack.us/my.php?image=nataliedylan576613arl5.jpg)


now for the non myspace angles.

http://howardstern.com/dtcms/tsimg/RS-09-09-08---natalie-the-virgin-2.jpg
http://howardstern.com/dtcms/tsimg/RS-09-09-08---natalie-the-virgin-and-avia-2.jpg
http://howardstern.com/dtcms/tsimg/RS-09-09-08---natalie-the-virgin-on-the-air-showing-off-her-butt--avia-and-dennis-hof-on-couch.jpg
http://howardstern.com/dtcms/tsimg/RS-09-09-08---jd-harmeyer-looking-at-natalie-the-virgin--avia-and-dennis-hof-on-air.jpg

Yeah did anyone notice it looks like she put on an extra 15 lbs between that first pic and the interview...?

:wtf:

[LeftNutOfGowd]

yeah 15 pound all in the chest area lol

[BustedS13]

i hope Stern does a fundraiser or just fronts the money, and has Jeff the Drunk or Eric the Midget bang her. that'd be hilarious.

[LeftNutOfGowd]

i hope Stern does a fundraiser or just fronts the money, and has Jeff the Drunk or Eric the Midget bang her. that'd be hilarious.

hahah na beetlejuice would be funnier lol

[BustedS13]

remember when they got that one hooker/porn star to have sex with Jeff, and taped her crying afterward? shit was gold, it'd only be funnier if it were a virgin, scarred for life

[stiizy]

Or Gary hahaha........

[LeftNutOfGowd]

Found her myspace not sure if its 100% legit since myspace sucks but here it is

MySpace.com - www.myspace.com/412938578 (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=412938578)

[Future240]

I just cant believe she is a virgin. Any girl that is willing to sell it for money that isnt a complete troll would have been fucked by now

[stiizy]

^^ True i wouldn't pay till i rip Hyman!!!!!

fa real

[Future240]

^^Damn right I would be like bitch let me get a check first. If hymen is broke, no monies for the slut.

[IIIXziuR]

I highly doubt she is a virgin.
I am sure some drunk bro totally got all up in that.
...I mean, look at her and she is on the Howard Stern Show.

[stiizy]

^^Damn right I would be like bitch let me get a check first. If hymen is broke, no monies for the slut.

For real...

Unless she's willing to let me and the homies rip it Anally :rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Future240]

I highly doubt she is a virgin.
I am sure some drunk bro totally got all up in that.
...I mean, look at her and she is on the Howard Stern Show.

I'm sure more than a few dudes have had that

For real...

Unless she's willing to let me and the homies rip it Anally :rofl::rofl::rofl:

Then it better be half off

[stiizy]

And ATM would be in full effect!!!!

[Future240]

she looks like one of those girls who was almost pretty, then got hit in the face

[IdriveaNissan]

group investment yo. lets run a 10hr+ train relay and really RIP that bitch open.

[Future240]

I call first

[ESmorz]

she looks like one of those girls who was almost pretty, then got hit in the face

God I wish I could rep you.

:rofl:

[bornslippy73]

I have a very large back lot that needs plowing.....horse drawn plow + whip + whatever that thing is in a dress = good use of a heifer

Virgin....rrrrright you know she must of stuck all kinds of crazy stanky stuff up there to satisfy her meat roll cravings.