UM...WTF is this thing?

[motegineon]

So as I was enjoying a nice drain at the urination station in my apartment I encountered this bizarre beast..i must say i feared for my life..

its like half centipede half spider or something with bigass antennas..anyone seen or know what the hell this bug is??

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b124/motegineon/IMG_5775.jpg

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b124/motegineon/IMG_5778.jpg

[marat]

lolz thats nothing man i had a huge spider in my bathroom once and that was scary

[theicecreamdan]

looks like a house centipede
What's That Bug: Centipedes and Millipedes (http://www.whatsthatbug.com/cent.html)

[aa87]

Fuck brian, light it on fire bro.

IT WANTS YOUR FLESH BRAHH!

http://cordially.narod.ru/album/insect/images/home-centipede.jpg

[1ZlowZ]

Looks like a miniature chupa cabra.

[blu808]

You should put it in your gf's hair.

[YoungGun]

That thing was on Japanesebugfights.com, the other bug kicked its ass.

[Matej]

Yeah it's a regular house centipede. It kills and eats other insects. Make it fight a cockroach.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b6/HouseCentipedeCloseup.jpg


Or put it in your drink.
http://coquinadaily.com/daily/imagesdaily/080118/centipedewine.jpg

[driven_]

[quote=Matej;2302911


Or put it in your drink.
[/quote]
lemme fix that.


DRANK!

haha.

but god damn, i see a few of these around in the winter.
and i go "AH!"

[shift_s14]

wow...what number battle was it, i wana see!

[nxpoweredsr20]

here in ohio they cal them silverfish....they are kinda common in bathroooms here...public ones anyway haha

[motegineon]

hmm ok

well ive never seen nor heard of one

thanks for the info/ badass bug fighting site

[SexPanda]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/bb/Rhaphidophoridae-profile.jpg/800px-Rhaphidophoridae-profile.jpg
I got these mofo's all around my house, especially in the sheds.

Damn cave crickets. They dont do anything bad, but damn they're fucking huge, and they tend to jump on you when you don't expect it.

[luisgonz]

Its gonna eat your pee pee!!!!

[awesomenick]

Holy shit! Those bugs look like pure death. With extra legs.

[Helghast]

Worst crown molding job I've ever did see.

Fix that shit, holmes.

[Mr. Camshaft]

miter those edges son

[BustedS13]

op: just a centipede.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/bb/Rhaphidophoridae-profile.jpg/800px-Rhaphidophoridae-profile.jpg
I got these mofo's all around my house, especially in the sheds.

Damn cave crickets. They dont do anything bad, but damn they're fucking huge, and they tend to jump on you when you don't expect it.

we get cave crickets in the basement. i wouldn't care, but they're fucking LOUD. my cat eats them, though. she also eats these:

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k216/nerfdude/hugepic.jpg?t=1220859796

i took this picture, it's a brown recluse i caught in my house. it was just chilling in a koozie.

[hustlervibes]

Yeah, I have a few of those in the apartment as well. My gf and roommate get super freaked out when they see them. Our cat killed one and started to eat it, but spit it out. They're harmless to us... just look creepy.

[motegineon]

lol this is my school apartment that im staying in for 3 months, i dont give a shit about fixing anything, shit this school would probably charge me for changing things around lol

[Future240]

op: just a centipede.



we get cave crickets in the basement. i wouldn't care, but they're fucking LOUD. my cat eats them, though. she also eats these:

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k216/nerfdude/hugepic.jpg?t=1220859796

i took this picture, it's a brown recluse i caught in my house. it was just chilling in a koozie.

and you caught it in a jar? I would have ran like gary coleman being chased by michael jackson

[SHIFT_*grind*]

Yep, house centipede. I had those things all the apartment I used to live in, fucking nasty. They're quick and their legs start falling off when they die. More than once I've gone to squish one, and it'll pop some legs off and keep running.

here in ohio they cal them silverfish....they are kinda common in bathroooms here...public ones anyway haha

Not the same thing as a silverfish.

[sac]

has anybody seen a camel spider?
those BIG BASTARDS FUCKIN CREEP ME OUT. DAM THING IS BIGGER THAN A 2 litre bottle!

[exitspeed]

here in ohio they cal them silverfish....they are kinda common in bathroooms here...public ones anyway haha

Yep. Common here in WI too.

[rubelcon]

I used to get these outside my house in Fullerton, and sometimes they cruise in my house too. these fokers hiss too.

http://www.sel.barc.usda.gov/selhome/gbu/stenopelmatus_cas.jpg

[nismo racer]

those things are scarrrry! they dont go down with out a fight either. my grandpa said they are dangerous, in spanish they are called "cara de nino"

[murda-c]

Silverfish are shaped like fish.

I found a nest of cicada killers and i brought my sister out and held her near it and she freaked out.

It was awesome.

[Future240]

I used to get these outside my house in Fullerton, and sometimes they cruise in my house too. these fokers hiss too.

http://www.sel.barc.usda.gov/selhome/gbu/stenopelmatus_cas.jpg

what is that

[mavrick243]

its a potato bug those things bite to and it HURTS

[xxtokesxx]

Not sure if you noticed... but those house centipedes are fast as HELL. The last one I tried to step on burnt a track in my sock after the sonic boom cleared.

[BustedS13]

and you caught it in a jar? I would have ran like gary coleman being chased by michael jackson

they don't really bite unless they get sandwiched against you, or if you try to pick them up by hand. dumping him from the koozie to the jar was fine

also, only like.. a quarter(?) of people who get bit have the gross reaction where stuff falls off.

[Ben G]

dude that bug is crazy looking a torch would have been a good choice

[BustedS13]

how have some of you guys not seen a centipede before?

[besTint]

it's whats for dinner

[motegineon]

yea i stunned it with wd-40 before i attempted to take a swat at it...

its all about tactics..

[VROOOM]

how have some of you guys not seen a centipede before?

i dont know if they have centipede's in california. ive never seen one, except at the pet store.

[CrimsonRockett]

I used to get these outside my house in Fullerton, and sometimes they cruise in my house too. these fokers hiss too.

http://www.sel.barc.usda.gov/selhome/gbu/stenopelmatus_cas.jpg

Jesus fucking christ.

I HATE "Niño's de la tierra".

I was drinking at this chicks place one night in her back yard, both of us alone.

I was more than buzzed, but not quite drunk yet.

I felt something crawling on my leg...sure enough, one of those bastards was on me.

Ran like a little fucking girl.

I then went back to the scene of the crime where I was raped by a potato bug...there was a TON of them EVERYWHERE.

Every 3-4 feet, another one was crawling along.

Not to mention she has a big fucking back yard, so I could only imagine how many were back there.

I got a shovel and started beheading them.

:snoop:

[axiomatik]

My wife and I honeymooned on the Big Island of Hawaii. The first night we found one of these things in our room by the television:

http://www.zooclub.ru/chlen/images/95.jpg

that effer was almost 10 inches long. creeped the hell out of both of us.

[Future240]

they don't really bite unless they get sandwiched against you, or if you try to pick them up by hand. dumping him from the koozie to the jar was fine

also, only like.. a quarter(?) of people who get bit have the gross reaction where stuff falls off.

News to me I thought everyone had the dissolved skin effect. Still wouldnt change the reaction though. Got arachnophobia like a som bitch

[ESone3]

http://www.whatsthatbug.com/images/flatbacked_millipede_toe.jpg

OMG! That is the ugliest toe nail i have ever seen!!!!

[motegineon]

ive seen plenty of centipedes, but never like the one posted..most of em we have around here are like orange and black, about an inch or two long

[BustedS13]

News to me I thought everyone had the dissolved skin effect. Still wouldnt change the reaction though. Got arachnophobia like a som bitch

i'm almost confident i've had a brown recluse bite at some point in my life. i've had a couple bites where i couldn't find the culprit, and i got a little sweaty and/or increased heart rate, but no dead skin..
so yeah i'm pretty much god

[C. Senor]

dude. wtf. i've never seen one of those so-called centipedes here in socal. i've seen those cute little ones that bring rainbows and sunny skies with them. but never those creepy ass i wanna eat your feet off so you cant run and i can crawl all over you causing you a heart attack. the worse thing i remember seeing down here is a black widow. and tarantula's in a pet store, that my brother threw on me. (i'm arachnaphobic)

[aa87]

Fuck i have the shivers after this thread.

[Future240]

i'm almost confident i've had a brown recluse bite at some point in my life. i've had a couple bites where i couldn't find the culprit, and i got a little sweaty and/or increased heart rate, but no dead skin..
so yeah i'm pretty much god

With the horrible irony that controls my life I am sure that if one of them did bite me, it would have a horrendous reaction.

[exitspeed]

My wife and I honeymooned on the Big Island of Hawaii. The first night we found one of these things in our room by the television:

http://www.zooclub.ru/chlen/images/95.jpg

that effer was almost 10 inches long. creeped the hell out of both of us.

I expected bugs like that in Jamaica. But both times we were there we hardly seen any bugs at all. If I saw something like that I would have a hard time the rest of the vacation.

[Future240]

I expected bugs like that in Jamaica. But both times we were there we hardly seen any bugs at all. If I saw something like that I would have a hard time the rest of the vacation because my wife would be tripping her ass off and even with my intense manliness she would be hard to calm down.

Fixed that for ya mel

[ThatGuy]

What's that on your keyboard?







http://img483.imageshack.us/img483/6978/heteropodazz279f2657qv6.jpg

[BustedS13]

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[Future240]

What's that on your keyboard?







http://img483.imageshack.us/img483/6978/heteropodazz279f2657qv6.jpg

sadly that made me jump a bit when I scrolled down:-/

[JRas]

I honestly wouldn't care what it was

kill it and move on

[Matej]

Spider bites make you hot.


http://thefitnessinsider.menshealth.com/images/images_10.jpg

[ESmorz]

Crack torches.

/thread

[SexPanda]

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k216/nerfdude/hugepic.jpg?t=1220859796

i took this picture, it's a brown recluse i caught in my house. it was just chilling in a koozie.

Lol. Thats the great thing about missouri. You know, thats not the only one in your house. I regularly see them chillin in the corners of walls, and I've been bitten by one. Shit sucks. Funny story though.

I was gone for a week, came home, thought "shit. I should wash my blankets. There's prolly spiders in there." But I didnt.

I jumped into bed, and had a dream someone poked me in my side with a pencil at schoo. Wake up, and theres a big red area. Next morning its got the bulls eye thing going, hit up the doctor, he gives me some meds, its all good.

now I've got a dime sized scar on my right side, right near my kidney.

[BustedS13]

Lol. Thats the great thing about missouri. You know, thats not the only one in your house. I regularly see them chillin in the corners of walls, and I've been bitten by one. Shit sucks. Funny story though.

I was gone for a week, came home, thought "shit. I should wash my blankets. There's prolly spiders in there." But I didnt.

I jumped into bed, and had a dream someone poked me in my side with a pencil at schoo. Wake up, and theres a big red area. Next morning its got the bulls eye thing going, hit up the doctor, he gives me some meds, its all good.

now I've got a dime sized scar on my right side, right near my kidney.

i shake out my sheets every night... ugh
the cat definitely keeps the population down, though.

[SW20Racer]

i found one of these in my backyard.

http://blogs.amctv.com/scifi-scanner/tremors.jpg

[ALTRNTV]

Tremorssssssssssssssssssss.

[Dojoe01]

Fact: Tremors eat mexicans.

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f257/joe_the_show/tremors.jpg

[HalveBlue]

Haha, me and my buddy found one of those centipedes in our office once. Never seen one before or since then.

Had to look it up on the internetz since it freaked us out so much.

After we found out what it was we ritually sacrificed it to my fire-bellied toads that I keep in the office.

R.I.P. bad ass centipede.

[SW20Racer]

Fact: Tremors eat mexicans.

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f257/joe_the_show/tremors.jpg

that would explain where all my neighbors and their horrible oompa chicano music went.

gotdamned tejano bullshit.

edit: might not have been tremors monster, might have been la migra...either way, idgaf

[axiomatik]

I expected bugs like that in Jamaica. But both times we were there we hardly seen any bugs at all. If I saw something like that I would have a hard time the rest of the vacation.

yeah, it disappeared behind the TV stand pretty soon. Needless to say, we gave the tv stand a fairly wide berth the rest of the week. Thankfully, the room was big (time-share condo)