80s/90s action stars/movies thread

[HyperTek]

im flippin thru my satalite and seeing a few movies from arnold and van damme playing. so im watching double impact with van damme and got to thinkin about all these oldschool action movies.. actors like arnie, stallon, van damme, seagal, snipes etc.. they dont make movies like these anymore where 1 guy takes down a whole army of trianed killers lol.

i kinda like van damme tho i always thought he was a cool muther%@!?er lol.. he would say somethin stuid funny "is this suppose to make my dick bigger?" lol. shit he did a few movies with bolo yueng from bloodsport, that fool was badass too lol.

steven segal is jus crap tho he will bust a door down to a room full of baddies, make some intimidating comment and do some martial arts on everybody loll.

i almost forgot bruce willis he has to be probably one of the best, he could play different types of movies not just action. die hard movies never felt low budjet like some of todays movies.

the only action stars today i think is jason stathem and vin diesal.

[ESmorz]

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[ThatGuy]

they dont make movies like these anymore where 1 guy takes down a whole army of trianed killers lol.

Actually, that's pretty much how Jason Statham makes a living. :keke:


I was a Van Damme fan back in the "Lion Heart", "Bloodsport" days. Now he's just lame. Every movie you knew you'd have to see his ass either nude, or in some overly tight fabric :barf:, plus you knew he'd do at least a dozen splits at random moments, and finish off the head bad guy with a series of jumping spin kicks to his face, while simultaneous doing a split in mid-air. I think the last movie he made that was still mildly entertaining was "The Quest".

Steven Segal, same thing. Every movie he was going to rip out someone's throat and throw it at somebody else in the room, causing the second person to recoil so violently, they fell to the ground. He would also use arm bar after arm bar to take out 30 guys at once. Then he would end the movie with a narrative in his annoying whisper of a voice and make us all believe in conspiracies by our Government and corrupt big businesses. He also runs like a girl.

Jackie Chan wins. More entertaining movies, better action, real martial artist. :bow: "Drunken Master" is still one of the best martial arts movies and it was made in 1978!

[HyperTek]

coo yah ludgen did alot of stuff too i think tia carriera was in that movie. whats he doin now?

lethal weapon movies where badass too
jackie chan movies where fun to watch

arnold movies always remind me of contra lol
always using brute firepower

[singlecamslam]

Any Jackie Chan movie pretty much, they're all good except that new shit he made with that eskimo chick.

[S13_Nightkid]

danny glover, harrison ford, etc. Seagal was a joke...a tired fatguy with bad punchlines is an embarassment.

[ESmorz]

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[rainier]

Who Is Cock Puncher? (http://www.cockpunchermovie.com/)

[BOROSUN]

chow yun fat
-the killer
-a better tomorrow
-hard boiled cop
-prison on fire
-full contact
all mad serious action

[ZenkiKid]

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[ALTRNTV]

You motherfuckers forgot about the guy who can
beat/kill all of those mentioned.

http://www.hairyfish.org/wp-content/photos/chuck_norris_0021.jpg

Fuck /thread.

/world.

[aziankingz]

deathwish 1-100 lol

[BOROSUN]

EAT THE FUCKING RICE!
YouTube - Chow Yun Fat - A Better Tomorrow 2: EAT THE RICE!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0fEJt54vxI)

seriously... give chow a gun and he is superman, give him two and he is God.

[Om1kron]

EAT THE FUCKING RICE!
YouTube - Chow Yun Fat - A Better Tomorrow 2: EAT THE RICE!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0fEJt54vxI)

seriously... give chow a gun and he is superman, give him two and he is God.

hahahah that was baddical!

[SoguRacing]

bloodsport was good. Van Dam was chill though his acting sucks balls.

[BustedS13]

i just bought the lethal weapon quadrilogy at walmart for 15 bucks. lethal weapon and die hard are the best action franchises evar. except live free or die hard is gay

[ESmorz]

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[VAs13]

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[stiizy]

chow yun fat
-the killer
-a better tomorrow
-hard boiled
-prison on fire
-full contact
all mad serious action

Close Thread these are all sick as hell

[txrxs]

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[SHIFT_*grind*]

The MadTV skits making fun of Steven Seagal are pure gold.

(disregard the subtitles)

YouTube - MAD TV - Steven Seagal & Van Damme in One True Impact (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juP1RNE8Vqc)

YouTube - MADTV - Steven Segal's America (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXx3_ykUpfY)

YouTube - Mad Tv- Steven Segal- Dalai Lama (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rw41SysnHmE)

[exitspeed]

I'm such a huge 80/90's action movie fan.

I JUST watched one the best ones the other day.

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The one liners are just so awesome.

Commando is one of my favorites.