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koukikat180sx
08-24-2008, 04:30 PM
I was bored surfing perezhilton.com the other day and came across this...

Ass Bra Control Brief Butt Enhancer Panties (http://www.lovemybubbles.com/OBrief.shtml)

Go undercover with a license to "shake what your mama gave you" with our new Double-O Collection! The "OO-Brief" provides maximum push-up effect with minimum booty coverage.

This design combines popular elements from our existing collection to create a Brief that enhances the lift, shape and volume of the derriere while also flattening the lower tummy and shaping the thigh. Features a pretty lace detail at the base of each leg piece.

Constructed of an inner and outer medium-control layer made of a Nylon/Spandex blend that creates a smooth seamless look under clothing. A high-compression latex middle layer provides breathable and flexible slimming of the tummy. A creative solution for those who want the illusion of slim and trim thighs, a tummy-tuck and a butt-lift without the use of padding.

Thought I'd entertain some of you on this lovely Sunday afternoon. :naughty:

shishcabobers
08-24-2008, 04:36 PM
haha wtf!!

DriftMUH
08-24-2008, 04:59 PM
girl in the pic doesnt look more than 16 years old.. shame on u guys XD

Dirty Habit
08-24-2008, 05:12 PM
Man, I would be PISSED to pull off a girls drawls to find this.

s13gold
08-24-2008, 05:37 PM
Man, I would be PISSED to pull off a girls drawls to find this.

and then u take it off and shit be sagggggggin!!!!!!!
LOL.

LB.Motoring
08-24-2008, 05:55 PM
Visual Lierssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.

ESmorz
08-24-2008, 06:01 PM
and then u take it off and shit be sagggggggin!!!!!!!
LOL.

Like 99% of chicks with natural big boobs?

:keke:

In all seriousness though, the only reason to make your ass look better is so guys will wanna fuck you, but if you take off your pants and see that, I at least would not be doing any porking.

Antihero983
08-24-2008, 06:35 PM
its what ive always called a P.I.A.

a Pants Induced Ass.

as in without the pants, there is no ass.

muddafakka
08-24-2008, 06:47 PM
Man, I would be PISSED to pull off a girls drawls to find this.

Word.

Deception FTL!

HyperTek
08-24-2008, 06:55 PM
Just buy a membership to the gym,... better then any butt bra and more satisfying to both the individual and the partner =p

HyperTek
08-24-2008, 06:59 PM
but then again, this type of item can give a female more confidence in herself.. Cant really hate it if someone was to use it. all you guys are saying that females shouldnt wear make up or fix their hair or do extensions or eyebrows, because those are fake lies and you would only go out with the perfect looking girl.. those dont exsist.

JRas
08-24-2008, 08:30 PM
just when I had thought it had gone too far.. this shit comes out

Future240
08-24-2008, 09:17 PM
you've got to be kiddin, an ass bra? how bad does an ass have to sag to make a woman buy one of these? Shits lame

S14Josh
08-24-2008, 09:30 PM
I'm gonna start stuffing my pants with giant squash.

YES.

bblack_91240
08-24-2008, 09:39 PM
girl in the pic doesnt look more than 16 years old.. shame on u guys XD

dude.. grass on the field, play ball!! haha totally kiddin'
this shits funny though!

SexPanda
08-24-2008, 09:53 PM
but then again, this type of item can give a female more confidence in herself.. Cant really hate it if someone was to use it. all you guys are saying that females shouldnt wear make up or fix their hair or do extensions or eyebrows, because those are fake lies and you would only go out with the perfect looking girl.. those dont exsist.
So what your saying is that its all guys' faults then, right? We cause women to be self consience, and to do anything to improve their looks so we, guys, will pay attention? Your saying all guys are just animals?

I'm going to have to agree with you then.:keke::naughtyd::yum::jerkit::stupid:

SW20Racer
08-25-2008, 01:50 AM
well i was gonna post a picture of mikey butts from the oblongs but i cant get the only pic i could find to work. so whatever. i got to see it in my had and i laughed.

spoolandslide
08-25-2008, 01:54 AM
is just another lie

its like shit, girl, your butt aint that hott so go out and buy some weird panties that make it seem like your shit is smokin... but really , its not, thanks for tricking me bitch

http://www.jimbo.info/weblog/archives/valkyrie.jpg

IStop4NoMan
08-25-2008, 11:04 AM
I wonder why they dont put their logo on there?
http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p165/patrickh616/TransformerButt.jpg

!Zar!
08-25-2008, 11:07 AM
Everybody wants to look black...

YoungGun
08-25-2008, 11:14 AM
Better than getting butt implants IMO.

LeftNutOfGowd
08-25-2008, 11:18 AM
This is why i date latina women they ALWAYS HAVE A BOOTY

azndoc
08-25-2008, 11:42 AM
Call the cops, someone done stole that bitch's ass.

Croan
08-25-2008, 12:29 PM
hahahahh holy shit!

Future240
08-25-2008, 01:59 PM
Better than getting butt implants IMO.

At least implants wont dissapear when the pants come off

DRavenS13
08-25-2008, 10:36 PM
Yet, you like bitches that wear corsets as blouses.

ESmorz
08-25-2008, 10:38 PM
Yet, you like bitches that wear corsets as blouses.

Corsets look a little more classy than the "ass bra" if I do say so myself.

downshift_sideways
08-25-2008, 10:39 PM
Ohhhh shit.

I'd mos def holler at a girl that had a bottom like that.

I'd probably shove it up her ass if I saw her drop those tho.

I love corsets. My lady used to have some that had rings on them, and I'd tie her back to her hips ;)

DRavenS13
08-25-2008, 10:43 PM
SOOO.... You're against any body-enhancing agents?

Wow, better stop watching porn. Those bitches are Beverly Hills' science projects.

Bubbles
08-25-2008, 11:17 PM
I was bored surfing perezhilton.com


Just because you're bored doesn't make it right.

LeftNutOfGowd
08-26-2008, 01:31 PM
When its all said and done a butt bra CAN NOT give you results like this

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg246/rborroel21/521347139_f7729f8e9e-1.jpg
http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg246/rborroel21/GIf/7wp7mls-1.gif

stiizy
08-26-2008, 01:34 PM
yo take some of them pics down left..

crazy ASS lol

muddafakka
08-26-2008, 01:47 PM
Just do squats. That's what J Lo says to do.

I'm more concerned with a nice ass than I am with a nice rack. I mean I like a girl that's voluptuous and has cleavage but if your tits aren't all that big, at least have a nice ass to compensate.

Flat asses...that shit don't fly.

Antihero983
08-26-2008, 02:29 PM
dude, Left, take that ish down man, or this shit will get locked, or you'll get pinked...

and its a shame jLo has to try and sing, it makes me want to not look at her at all. ive heard american idol failures sing better.

stiizy
08-26-2008, 02:35 PM
At least take the ones of the shortys spreading them lol...

LeftNutOfGowd
08-26-2008, 03:00 PM
HAHAHA there there i took most of them down lol

SimpleS14
08-26-2008, 06:41 PM
hmmm...i wonder what I missed? O.o

Anyways, the ass bra is funny and I doubt I would run into a girl around my age that would rock one with confidence.

Everybody wants to look black...

QFT

Future240
08-26-2008, 06:51 PM
^nothin much just some epic ass pics left decided to bless us with

SimpleS14
08-26-2008, 07:25 PM
^nothin much just some epic ass pics left decided to bless us with

:|


PM me those pics LeftNutOfGowd! :rofl:

i8yourfwd
08-26-2008, 08:36 PM
Dammit, i missed the ass pics :(

Dirty Habit
08-26-2008, 08:52 PM
What the fuck. Someone told me there were ass pictures in this thread. Hopped over here real fast to peep that ish.

Fucking slow ass computer.

ESmorz
08-26-2008, 08:53 PM
What the fuck. Someone told me there were ass pictures in this thread. Hopped over here real fast to peep that ish.

Fucking slow ass computer.

Must be a really slow computer cause that was like 7 hours ago.

:ugh:

LeftNutOfGowd
08-26-2008, 09:13 PM
hahaha ill pm all you that missed out the gorgeous ASSets that i please everyone with

Dirty Habit
08-26-2008, 09:22 PM
Must be a really slow computer cause that was like 7 hours ago.

:ugh:

Girls love the Commodore. Only motherfucker on my block with a floppy drive!

What you know about that?

:fawk2:

LeftNutOfGowd
08-26-2008, 09:25 PM
I think i need to add one of these bad boys to this thread lol

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg246/rborroel21/GIf/PAv.gif

i8yourfwd
08-26-2008, 09:29 PM
hahaha ill pm all you that missed out the gorgeous ASSets that i please everyone with
+ fking rep. lol

LeftNutOfGowd
08-26-2008, 09:31 PM
Here's some more PG booty lol enjoy

There's no butt padding here just straight IMPLANTS LOL

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg246/rborroel21/34ffnk1.jpg
http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg246/rborroel21/103tv68.jpg
http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg246/rborroel21/1enwya.jpg
http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg246/rborroel21/dwccxj.jpg
http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg246/rborroel21/GIf/bbe151e15510532f96ff3072d1dfc0d11a5.gif
http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg246/rborroel21/GIf/ac4dxt.gif<<<<THIS IS TOO FUNNY I JUST HAD TO ADD IT

Dirty Habit
08-26-2008, 09:33 PM
I saw some Biel ass in that pm. I know Biels ass when I see it. Awesome!!!

Bubbles
08-27-2008, 12:11 AM
Just do squats. That's what J Lo says to do.


Ha ha.

J-Lo's ass is fake.




butt she's still Jenny from the block.

LeftNutOfGowd
08-27-2008, 06:27 AM
^^^WTF no way J.lo has had a ass since back when she was a fly girl on in living color lol

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg246/rborroel21/jennifer_lopez_candid_ass_W7CW6P8si.jpg

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg246/rborroel21/jlofatass.jpg

Future240
08-27-2008, 06:38 AM
^^^Daaammmmnnnnn

Left where are you findin all these marvelous ass pics

LeftNutOfGowd
08-27-2008, 07:04 AM
^^ I'm a ass man i find them everywhere lol jk I have most of them on my photobucket account and some are new not even in magazines yet like the Kim K ones

stiizy
08-27-2008, 07:22 AM
Ha ha.

J-Lo's ass is fake.




butt she's still Jenny from the block.

She aint Jenny from the Block no more people from Castle Hill where she's from can't stand her....

She don't even go around there no more..:keke::keke:

LeftNutOfGowd
08-27-2008, 07:47 AM
She aint Jenny from the Block no more people from Castle Hill where she's from can't stand her....

She don't even go around there no more..:keke::keke:

Thats becuase shes moving on up to a deluxe apartment on the east side of town lol

DriftMUH
08-31-2008, 09:33 PM
everybody wants to look black...

hahahahahahahaah!