I knew there was a reason I had sex with that ugly girl

[azndoc]

Scientist prove that beer goggle is indeed real.

Look out! 'Beer goggles' are real - Behavior - MSNBC.com (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26205250?GT1=43001)

Oh sweet.

[Future240]

So they proved somethin men have known for years

[shade]

Hah, I remember in high school when the cops give you these "beer goggles" goggles for demonstration and make you walk in a straight line, shit was hard to do.

[lflkajfj12123]

ugh jack you gay?

Surprisingly, the beer goggles effect was not limited to just the opposite sex among the ostensibly straight volunteers recruited for the study — they also rated people from their own sex as more attractive (http://www.livescience.com/health/060213_attraction_rules.html).

[jackjack]

hell yeah they're real.

my friend has been a victim MANY times

its great

i laugh my ass off

[Matej]

Alcohol doesn't make people look more attractive, it just makes the person who consumed it more horny (especially girls).
That's my scientific thesis.

[Okinawandrifter87]

So they proved somethin men have known for years


Yes a woman scientist just proved it. :fawkd:

[Okinawandrifter87]

Haha I keed I keed!

[shmiddy]

So they proved somethin men have known for years

lol yeah basicaly

[LeftNutOfGowd]

Alcohol doesn't make people look more attractive, it just makes the person who consumed it more horny (especially girls).
That's my scientific thesis.

That's true i saw them answer that on MANSWERS

[s13dan]

sooo...gay goggles have been proven as well..

[Team Aero-K]

hahahahaha Jack...where do you find stuff like this man?? ahahahahahaha

[SW20Racer]

reminds me of a couple years back, there was a group of scientists running around going "marijuana DOES make you hungry!"

no shit?

tell me something cool nerdboy.

[DRavenS13]

You call it beer goggles, I call it who-cares-itis.

When you're that drunk, and horny, it just doesn't matter anymore.

[Antihero983]

You call it beer goggles, I call it who-cares-itis.

When you're that drunk, and horny, it just doesn't matter anymore.

aint that the fucking truth.

i love watching my drunk buddies pull...erm...less than satisfactory...chicks, and then having to tell then wtf they tried to pull the morning after when theyre hung over.

[ESmorz]

Proof of Beer Goggles

YouTube - Grossness (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVMyIhl1XLg)

(It's the same guy who got his nipple pinched by the cop lmfao)

Just look at her mug in the end.

:bowrofl:

[flip3d]

Alcohol doesn't make people look more attractive, it just makes the person who consumed it more horny (especially girls).
That's my scientific thesis.

Chea man. It's the increase in hormones that make people look more attractive.

[zerke]

I think people are just horny as fuck when they are drunk because inhibitions go out the window...including those that go

"what will I feel like tomorrow...."


its more like
"i need to get my dick washed right now..."

chemically something that makes you be more alert and cautious (hence the fist fights, talking shit to security gaurds, thinking they are your "buddies", chasing skunks...) is less present in the brain...its embarassing posting this lol my only source being some cheesy poster in a bathroom in college (and some experiences).

[ESmorz]

Shit.

I remember my 17th birthday party. Well parts of it. Too many beers to count, oxy's, and a little bit of green. I was in my room kickin people out of it and then all of a sudden this breezy I normally wouldn't think to hook up with starts mackin on me, and I apparently went along with it. I guess I plowed her I don't really know how I was even able to though lol. I don't remember the actual act but I woke up with a used condom in my pocket so i guess I did my part.

I just remember when she was leaving my house, she was tell her friends to carry her because it hurt to walk. And at the time being like what the fuck is wrong with her haha.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::r ofl::rofl:

[YoungGun]

Proof of Beer Goggles

YouTube - Grossness (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVMyIhl1XLg)

(It's the same guy who got his nipple pinched by the cop lmfao)

Just look at her mug in the end.

:bowrofl:
Which one was the chick?

LAWL

[TravisSW]

Quick!

Somebody find the post a guy on here did that he hooked up with some huuuuge girl with a pizza face and huge tits that Chuck Norris used as punching bags!

[ESmorz]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y36/AvrilH8er13/hankook.jpg

[TravisSW]

Found it just now too.

http://zilvia.net/f/off-topic-chat/206393-beer-goggles-you-done-me-wrong.html

Post 16 with a picture...actual picture ...hahaha

omg..*shudders*

[1ZlowZ]

This story is almost as obvious as this joke...

In 1993, the University of Kentucky did a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft.
After one year and $ 80,000.00, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.

After the study was published, the University of South Carolina decided to do their own study.
After $250,000.00, and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex.

The University of Georgia, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study.
After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.

[TravisSW]

ROFL!!!!!!!(shiftkey broke)1111111111(fixed it)!!!!!!!!
hahaha

[DohcKA]

This story is almost as obvious as this joke...

In 1993, the University of Kentucky did a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft.
After one year and $ 80,000.00, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.

After the study was published, the University of South Carolina decided to do their own study.
After $250,000.00, and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex.

The University of Georgia, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study.
After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.

haha hahahaha

[roddy]

http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/3435/hammmtq5.jpg
what can goggles do for her...