Possibility We All Might Die Tomorrow!

[Kaifd3s]

I remember seeing something about it on the History Channel. Why would they even turn it on?

Is the world going to end on Saturday? - Science - Digital - Virgin Media (http://www.virginmedia.com/digital/science/endoftheworld.php)

[spoolandslide]

well fuck me, i better get laid tonight then

[DOOK]

tomorrow is my birthday... if the world ends I'm gonna be really pissed

[SlideWell]

Virgin Media, nuff said.

[spoolandslide]

tomorrow is my birthday... if the world ends I'm gonna be really pissed

ok well the "its my birthday" line coupled with "this is the last day of planet earth" should get you knee deep in college girls haha

[Kaifd3s]

Virgin Media, nuff said.

Ok well, here.

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/08/science/08physics.html?ref=world

[Japan88]

Dude that's crazy!!
Atleast it gives me a reason now to take out my car and drive it=] but
If the world Does end tommorow then ill see you guys in the after life.

[SlideWell]

yeah, its been going on for a while. just givin the english shit cuz they blow everything out of proportion and love gossip, i know, i lived there. anyway, i think this is gonna be kickass.

[Kaifd3s]

Yea bro its a crazy concept. I hope nothing really happens. I think it just might be another "Y2k" scare thing.

[mRclARK1]

Weeeelllll shit.

That's no fun.

At least I don't gotta worry about my paper now.

[powersteeringless180sx]

pretty crazy news. at least we get another month to live. time to party i guess.....

[fliprayzin240sx]

If its in europe and they accidentally unleash a blackhole...im gonna survive longer than you guys since im directly on the other side of the globe!!! YaY us in Japan...

[180sExy]

oh shit i might get my car back tomorrow!

[cgtdream]

All of you guys worrying about dying....im more concerned about the possiblity of it opening a portal to another dimension....hmmm, off to Ace hardware to purchase a crowbar...

[DOOK]

ok well the "its my birthday" line coupled with "this is the last day of planet earth" should get you knee deep in college girls haha

wedding ring already does that

[MELLO*SOS]

Anti-science zealots must be trippin! LOL.

[ellisonrox]

if the world starts imploding on itself, i'll be the guy saying

"WHY DID I WASTE SO MUCH TIME ON ZILVIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!?!!"

[mRclARK1]

All of you guys worrying about dying....im more concerned about the possiblity of it opening a portal to another dimension....hmmm, off to Ace hardware to purchase a crowbar...

Good point.

Might be a good time to break out that zombie survival pack and armaments I've got stowed away... :coolugh:

I do kinda dig the idea of warfare in another dimension though. Talk about an adventure. :wiggle:

[lflkajfj12123]

finally

lets get this doomsday shit cookin'

[DOOK]

oh shit.... maybe I should load all my magazines... hollow points in the hand guns... ballistic tips in the rifles... dragons breath in the shotguns.... cha ching

[MELLO*SOS]

Some say a comet will fall from the sky.
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still.
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits.
And some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
Certainly hope we will...
I sure could use a vacation from this...

[BustedS13]

LARGE HARDON COLLIDER

ha ha IT'S ONLY GAY IF THE BALLS TOUCH

[mRclARK1]

oh shit.... maybe I should load all my magazines... hollow points in the hand guns... ballistic tips in the rifles... dragons breath in the shotguns.... cha ching

Let's rock and roll buddy. It's shootin time! :rl:

[DOOK]

Let's rock and roll buddy. It's shootin time! :rl:

for sure... I'm trying to dig up an aa-12 for us to play with and the interdimensional beings... I'll be we're the only species with a fully automatic shotgun... they may have ray guns and shit, but nobody fucks with a shotgun on full auto

[mRclARK1]

for sure... I'm trying to dig up an aa-12 for us to play with and the interdimensional beings... I'll be we're the only species with a fully automatic shotgun... they may have ray guns and shit, but nobody fucks with a shotgun on full auto

That's a given. I wonder how this beings will enjoy a full hit from a taser... When the lead runs out and it's time to get up close and personal I'll hit one or two just to satisfy my own curiousity before introducing them to the knuckle dusters and MK3 or K-Bar. Maybe try out a ray gun or two if we live long enough. :rawk:

This is gonna be a good time!

[spoolandslide]

wedding ring already does that

oh, thats a brilliant idea

ill run to las vegas and marry some hoe for my remaining time here on earth:angel:

[Matej]

LARGE HARDON COLLIDER

ha ha IT'S ONLY GAY IF THE BALLS TOUCH
It's Hadron, but still sounds like something out of Futurama.

I think this is pretty amazing though, I want to see Youtube videos afterwards.

[DOOK]

That's a given. I wonder how this beings will enjoy a full hit from a taser... When the lead runs out and it's time to get up close and personal I'll hit one or two just to satisfy my own curiousity before introducing them to the knuckle dusters and MK3 or K-Bar. Maybe try out a ray gun or two if we live long enough. :rawk:

This is gonna be a good time!

I'll throw a couple asps on my belt.... dual wielding asps can be kind of damaging to the reciever of the blows...

[lflkajfj12123]

okay seriously

dieing by a black hole

would be the coolest shit ever

i saw it on history channel

[Matej]

They should use it to invent a portal. Instant travel would be cool.

[Dirty Habit]

Heaven doesnt want me and hells afraid Id take over..



...So that leaves...purgatory? Meeeeh. Not bad.

[SexPanda]

fuck... time to go get some beer.

[MrFixIt]

fuck... time to go get some beer.

Haha seriously.

"... O well roll a blunt get a new beer"
- Asher Roth

[demonspeed]

hmmm...a couple more hours til this ish pops off huh? time to call the local weed man lmao!!! jk of course

[SexPanda]

hmmm...a couple more hours til this ish pops off huh? time to call the local weed man lmao!!! jk of course
No your not. If shits going to hit the fan, why not be blazed?

But of course, just like Y2k and 2012, nothings going to happen. No reason you shouldn't calm your nerves a little tho lol.

[bardabe]

im still alive. hah they lied.

edit: atleast i'm not dying a virgin.

[luisgonz]

Dont worry I dont think We will die just yet.

The initial particle beams are due for injection in August 2008,[2] the first attempt to circulate beam through the entire LHC is scheduled for September 10, 2008,[3] and the first high-energy collisions are planned to take place after the LHC is officially unveiled, on October 21, 2008.

[YoungGun]

I'll be at the track tomorrow, sweet.

[S13_Nightkid]

wait wtf? ain the world supposed to end in 2012? and isnt it already sort of ended if freakin europe is hours ahead? whatever lol

[demonspeed]

Dont worry I dont think We will die just yet.

The initial particle beams are due for injection in August 2008,[2] the first attempt to circulate beam through the entire LHC is scheduled for September 10, 2008,[3] and the first high-energy collisions are planned to take place after the LHC is officially unveiled, on October 21, 2008.


Oh....okay now when you put it that way everything is okay with me. At least I'll get my first 240 before then lol!

[luisgonz]

I have been following this machine since the theory about it has been talked about it.

[ranger240]

its gonna be great reading all these responses on Sunday

[OKR_240SX]

this article says it isn't going to happen till September 10th

Date set for Large Hadron Collider launch - ZDNet.co.uk (http://news.zdnet.co.uk/emergingtech/0,1000000183,39458691,00.htm)

"The LHC is located in a 27km-long circular tunnel that lies beneath the Franco-Swiss border. The first attempt to circulate a beam of particles around the tunnel will take place on 10 September, according to a Thursday statement by the LHC's builders, the European Organization for Nuclear Research (Cern). This event will follow a long commissioning process that has seen the structure cooled down to 1.9° above absolute zero (-271°C)...."

:confused:

[iHeartTheTouge]

there was one of these made already, 26.6 kilometers long. read something awhile back about it. they already considered the development of black holes and have a solution for it, no ending of worlds due to man made black hole. we're safe to ruin the planet another day :)

Particle accelerator - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Particle_accelerator)

[illvialuver]

this shit is week. they at least need to tell us what we stand to gain from this experiment. so we can decide if it is worth the risk.

or if it is just so some nerd can say I was the first to pop the worlds cherry.

[lflkajfj12123]

i want to die

[BustedS13]

It's Hadron, but still sounds like something out of Futurama.

I think this is pretty amazing though, I want to see Youtube videos afterwards.

NWS (too much luls for the workplace)

http://img395.imageshack.us/img395/8246/largehardoncolliderme5.png

[DRavenS13]

Well, it's 12:20AM here. I'm still alive.

[LS240]

this shit is week. they at least need to tell us what we stand to gain from this experiment. so we can decide if it is worth the risk.

Pretty much to learn about the origins of the universe and how basically everything works in the universe. Pretty important stuff...

[oscarsx]

still alive bitches...

i <3 science..

[BOROSUN]

its going to open other dimension like the movie the mist.

[g6civcx]

Are we dead yet?

[PF ALL DAY]

I'm glad I got a bottle of Jaeger on my desk. That shit'll be gone before midnight!

[k's_silvia2.0]

Were not dead:w00t: but that machine sounds awesome!

[StaticX27]

Pretty much to learn about the origins of the universe and how basically everything works in the universe. Pretty important stuff...

To elaborate a bit, the effect they're going for is generating a miniature big bang in a controlled environment, which is really the only time that matter was "created." This will give us the insight to what the first matter was in the universe, and from there we can extrapolate the history of evolution since the beginning, like the first material was carbon, carbon changed into X which later formed a planet, which evolved to form life, etc, etc (obviously much more detailed). It'll certainly give more credibility to evolution vs creationism :P

[demonspeed]

damn...and i blew 30 bucks with the weed man for nothing:duh: oh well....

^^ What up James?

[luisgonz]

Wow, The Horror. LOL I say make it at 3pm today

[jbuckley]

what the fuck

im waiting?

this is whack i was ready for some crazy shit to pop off

[SexPanda]

Hmmm... I go to work with a hangover, call my boss a pussy, and burn all of my money for nothing?

WTF FRANCE?!

I still hate you. Except your bread... I'll still eat your bread.

[keistyle]

dammit! i pigged out on thai food and pizza, then jerked off for nothing this morning?!
WTF:confused:

[mRclARK1]

Sat here all evening and night loaded for bear, ready for the shit to hit the fan, sipping on a bottle of vodka and nothing...

Sheesh!

[RurouniMidnight]

Kinda reminds me of terminator but instead of launching skynet there making and using this machine the Hadron Collider. Lets just hope it doesn't turn out the same:ugh:, but thats what usally happens when man tries to question and mettle with stuff they should't be messing with just for the sake of research.

[dynamicck]

Sweet! more S-chassis for the ones that live!

[mRclARK1]

You know they DID find that odd monster thing on Long Island...

*Releases safety on pistol

:squint:

[driven_]

you guys ever think about scientists going "hehe, lets tell those dumbass people out there, that theyre all going to die tomorrow... PWAHAHAHAHAHAHA what a great joke!"


yeah,

those "i'm gonna figure out when i die because it really matters to me" scientists are full of bullshit.

[Ka24Power]

Nice! Sunday is here and I'm still alive

[miravete]

fuck...i got drunk out of my mind all for nothing? now i gotta go pay all the stuff i took out on credit(mostly alcohol), tell my girlfriends parents i didnt mean what i said, and go look for my car keys...

...........anybody seen my car keys?

[singlecamslam]

phew still alive, that was a close one.

[SR2Zero]

Cern is starting up the LHC tomorrow. For one of my classes I've done some research on this.. Pretty crazy. On physicist says if a black hole opens, it'll take approx. 50 months until the world is overtaken. Crazy shit.

FOXNews.com - Countdown Nears End for Start-Up of 'Big Bang Machine' - Science News | Science & Technology | Technology News (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,419404,00.html)

I believe it'll be 2 weeks before they "crank it up" and actually collide the particles. Hip hip bullshit for science.

[ESmorz]

Cern is starting up the LHC tomorrow. For one of my classes I've done some research on this.. Pretty crazy. On physicist says if a black hole opens, it'll take approx. 50 months until the world is overtaken. Crazy shit.

FOXNews.com - Countdown Nears End for Start-Up of 'Big Bang Machine' - Science News | Science & Technology | Technology News (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,419404,00.html)

I believe it'll be 2 weeks before they "crank it up" and actually collide the particles. Hip hip bullshit for science.

Fuck stop playing with our emotions.

[stiizy]

I read about the LHC today they said if black holes do open that they would seal almost instantly???

[Johnson_ZXTT]

Brian Cox, a glamorous particle physicist who literally was once a rock star, told London's Daily Telegraph (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/main.jhtml?view=DETAILS&grid=&xml=/earth/2008/09/05/scilhc105.xml) that he and his colleagues had been receiving death threats.
He then bluntly characterized anyone who feared the LHC would destroy the world with an unprintable term for a female body part.

Since when did physicists become so hardcore??

[SR2Zero]

Maybe? Has anyone opened a black hole before.... errr.
Hell, at least we know if one does open we'll have about a few years to live before we're consumed, or so they say.
Honestly, I suspect that nothing will happen, or at least life changing. I wouldn't want to be around it with those huge fucking magnets holding an axe, ect.

Also, food for thought, they said that things called "strange particles" may appear, and change 'matter' as we know it. Crazy shit. Potentially world destroying experiment for "science" .. Damn is it that important to know?

[Mi Beardo es Loco]

news flash:
China already dead.

[Firestorm]

i'm glad i live so close to that thing. so if a black hole opens up, it won't be long till it eats me and everything around me. finally :D let me get my deck chair and a bottle of whiskey so i can enjoy the show :w00t:

[mRclARK1]

Hey DOOK... Looks like we may get our inter-dimensional shoot out after all. :wiggle:

[Mi Beardo es Loco]

you guys ever think about scientists going "hehe, lets tell those dumbass people out there, that theyre all going to die tomorrow... PWAHAHAHAHAHAHA what a great joke!"


yeah,

those "i'm gonna figure out when i die because it really matters to me" scientists are full of bullshit.
the government should tell them that the aliens have weapons of mass destruction so we're all going to die. Stupid people believe anything!

[aa87]

They arent smashing particles together yet, just sending a particle through. When they smash em together is the day to shit bricks.

[ESmorz]

They arent smashing particles together yet, just sending a particle through. When they smash em together is the day to shit bricks.

Yeah.

We need an exact date for that so we can worry.

[SR2Zero]

Approximately 2 weeks so they can "get it up to speed" or something. Not entirely sure.

[theicecreamdan]

The way it was explained to me is that any black hole created will be from the collapse of a tiny ass piece of an atom. Blackholes that destroy shit are the result of an entire sun collapsing. So if a blackhole does open up it won't even be big enough to collect more and more mass from the matter around it, so it won't be able to feed itself and will seal up.

BTW I read an article this morning, Steven Hawking has a $100 bet that they won't even find the particle that they are searching for with the LHC.

[SoSideways]

Steven Hawking also said "boomdiyada".

[LeftNutOfGowd]

So yeah I'm still ALIVE anyone else

[stiizy]

Check back in, in about 2 weeks...lolz

[Gnnr]

Yeah, they haven't done the "black hole forming" experiments yet. lol

[Ben G]

the lhc the most expensive science experiment ever i dont want to die for a scientist to try and recreate the big bang

[Helghast]

No one is dying soon.
LHC would not be 100% for another year.
They don't turn shit on and expect it to be 100% capable already.

So, this time next year, we die.

Or Dec. 2012.

[SR2Zero]

They shot a beam of light through it today, it's supposed to go at the speed of light... it failed. Took a longgg time to travel the 17 mile tube.

[theicecreamdan]

the lhc the most expensive science experiment ever i dont want to die for a scientist to try and recreate the big bang

They're doing a lot more than trying to recreate the big bang.

[stiizy]

They shot a beam of light through it today, it's supposed to go at the speed of light... it failed. Took a longgg time to travel the 17 mile tube.

Another man made expensive failure....

[MikeisNissan]

cough bullshit cough.

[besTint]

F-it, we're all gonna go someday.

[murda-c]

They said on the history channel that if the beam ever got out of the ring at full power it might bore 100 meters into the solid rock around it.

[flclsteve]

so they turned it on and we are not dead (yet)


so let me get this straight they made a tube in hopes two partials will collide and recreate the big bang making a god partical or higgs boson. So what happens if those partials do collide and it does recreate the big bang and its alot bigger then we thought is that the fear every one is worried about?

[Deftec]

Then A)we're focked. B) We're going somewhere else C) we go somewhere else(survive this trip) and learn to live there...or die there.

"I don't remember signing a waiver for my life if this thing falls into that "1%" chance something goes wrong"

[murda-c]

So, you could be dead tommorow.

how would that be different than any other day in your life?

[ryguy]

so they turned it on and we are not dead (yet)


so let me get this straight they made a tube in hopes two partials will collide and recreate the big bang making a god partical or higgs boson. So what happens if those partials do collide and it does recreate the big bang and its alot bigger then we thought is that the fear every one is worried about?

They turned it on, but I dont think they collided any particles yet. It was just a full speed test run. FYI, the particles get to over 99.9% of the speed of light. It goes around that 29 mile circle 11,000 times a second.

They shot a beam of light through it today, it's supposed to go at the speed of light... it failed. Took a longgg time to travel the 17 mile tube.
Let's think about what you just said. They shot a beam of light and it didnt travel the speed of light. Some quandary, as light can ONLY travel at one speed. It's not light beams they're shooting, its the nuclei of Hydrogen atoms. They arent trying for full speed yet either, they just had a successful test run.

[MikeisNissan]

So, you could be dead tommorow.

how would that be different than any other day in your life?

That man states the truth!

[sr20powerd]

http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/09/largehadron.jpg

[stiizy]

^^ yO HE LOOKS JUST LIKE HIM HAHA

[DUDEIDONTHAVEA240]

8/11 blog.
Still not dead.

[SoSideways]

8/11 blog.
Still not dead.

It's 9/11 dude.

[flclsteve]

8/11 blog.
Still not dead.

shit it worked he's blogging from the past

[xtheenderx]

http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/09/largehadron.jpg

ROFL! Good find. you win :bowrofl:

[flip3d]

Wow. I don't see what all the fuss is/was about. Obviously you guys don't know what they're doing with the super collider.

[ryguy]

Wow. I don't see what all the fuss is/was about. Obviously you guys don't know what they're doing with the super collider.
Creating black holes and portals to alternate universes, DUH. Why spend 5 billion dollars to look at Leptons and Quarks?

[theicecreamdan]

so they turned it on and we are not dead (yet)


so let me get this straight they made a tube in hopes two partials will collide and recreate the big bang making a god partical or higgs boson. So what happens if those partials do collide and it does recreate the big bang and its alot bigger then we thought is that the fear every one is worried about?

They are not going to recreate the actual big bang. They are trying to create a situation similar to it, a MODEL. The big bang theory is the idea that all the matter in the universe was all compacted into a very tiny space.
The particle accelerator does not have enough power to compact the universe at all. So don't worry about another big bang.