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shmiddy
08-08-2008, 06:02 AM
these 2 thing washed up on a beach in Montauk, a town in long island new york. now rummor has it that a few miles of coast of where the "monster" was found is a government animal testing facility. honestly i dont know what the fuck it is take a guess...

#1
http://i355.photobucket.com/albums/r466/narongtang/MontaukMonster.jpg

#2
http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm314/pokekev190/themaultakmonster.jpg

WTF IS THAT THING!!!!! i saw a few funny pics posted about it let me share


good party lmao

http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii18/cody7130/IMG_0153.jpg

someone said its related to this animal

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u142/tanya_o/Tokka.jpg

more reading....

FOXNews.com - 'Montauk Monster' Has Hamptons in a Tizzy - Science News | Science & Technology | Technology News (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,395294,00.html)

Antihero983
08-08-2008, 06:08 AM
Um it just looks like a decayed pig.

zenki_240sx
08-08-2008, 06:10 AM
thats some crazy shit!!!!!!!!

shmiddy
08-08-2008, 06:21 AM
Um it just looks like a decayed pig.

i have never seen a pig with a beak and sharp ass teeth......... :barf:

Antihero983
08-08-2008, 06:23 AM
ok so it looks like a skinned and decayed boar. some boars have teeth like that in tropical countries and africa.

LeftNutOfGowd
08-08-2008, 06:29 AM
Damn this is like a week or two old lol

people say it might be a turtle that was born with out a shell or came off some how

here's some more FUNNY story's about it lol

http://gawker.com/tag/montauk-monster/

stiizy
08-08-2008, 07:38 AM
What the fuck!!!!

Okay i aint going to LI no more if there's fuckin monsters over there

ThatGuy
08-08-2008, 07:41 AM
I'm sure the investigation will prove that they are common animals, distorted by scavenging sea creatures and bloating.

Either that or it will prove to be a hoax.

At this time, I highly doubt that they are some new species or anything.

stiizy
08-08-2008, 07:45 AM
It looks like a hairy kinda pig with a snapping beak

ThatGuy
08-08-2008, 07:49 AM
I think the "beaks" are caused by the noses of the creatures being eaten by scavengers. That is just the skull that is left behind. Same with the exposed jaw and teeth. The nose and lips are typically the softest flesh and easily devoured by scavengers.

But I'm not a scientist, and I haven't seen these in person. Just my own opinion.

LeftNutOfGowd
08-08-2008, 07:56 AM
Na after i saw the this thread i looked more into it and there say it was a prop for a independent movie about carnies.

I SMELL COVER UP LOL

Monster In A Hall Of Mirrors (http://gawker.com/5034621/monster-in-a-hall-of-mirrors)

It's been fun while it's lasted, but the monstrous creature that washed up in Montauk, Long Island may (http://gothamnews.wordpress.com/2008/08/06/monster-of-montauk-silly-season-hoax-to-promote-movie/) have been nothing more than a prop from an independent movie about carnies (http://www.newsday.com/news/printedition/longisland/ny-lifilm285780382jul28,0,4936077.story), and a viral marketing (http://gawker.com/tag/viral-marketing/) scheme just as everyone initially suspected. There are enough untied loose ends in the hoax storyline to leave open the possibility that the hoax is itself a hoax, meaning the story has now entered a confusing phase where one must carefully sift the professed deceptions from the real deceptions and hard facts from intentional distortions. But one can try. Here's how a hoax would have gone down, according to a theory propagated on a few websites (linked below) over the past few days

TravisSW
08-08-2008, 07:59 AM
Either a boar that's been dead adrift (lol a drift) sea for a while or a dog.

Antihero983
08-08-2008, 08:08 AM
It's one of Cloverfield's children.

Forte EXE
08-08-2008, 08:34 AM
It looks alot like a dog. See the tail and look at it's ears.

exitspeed
08-08-2008, 08:40 AM
I think the "beaks" are caused by the noses of the creatures being eaten by scavengers. That is just the skull that is left behind. Same with the exposed jaw and teeth. The nose and lips are typically the softest flesh and easily devoured by scavengers.

But I'm not a scientist, and I haven't seen these in person. Just my own opinion.

I'd wonder why the rest of it's body wouldn't have evidence of being eaten or chewed by scavengers. I mean scavengers know where to find the good meat.

I'm not a scientist either, but that's what came to my mind right away.

ThatGuy
08-08-2008, 08:45 AM
No clue Mel.

Though, I'm surprised you didn't recognize the resemblence it carries to certain Zombie Dogs. :D

TheRonTom31
08-08-2008, 08:51 AM
its def. not a turtle. The sketal structure is completely wrong.

I agree with the dog or boar theory maybe even that movie hoax. The things must have been in the water for quite some time for all the hair to wash off like that so why are they not more eaten?

drifting_changed_mylife
08-08-2008, 08:58 AM
its a griffin duh

exitspeed
08-08-2008, 08:59 AM
No clue Mel.

Though, I'm surprised you didn't recognize the resemblence it carries to certain Zombie Dogs. :D

Hmmmm, are these the product of Umbrella?

http://inventorspot.com/files/images/residentevil.jpg

LeftNutOfGowd
08-08-2008, 09:03 AM
It's the dogs from hell its the first sign that the Anti Christ is coming lol

mndthegap1
08-08-2008, 09:25 AM
ohhh nooo better run its CHUPACABRA:faint:
LOL just kidding.

The ROMAN
08-08-2008, 09:59 AM
It's a corpse I can't identify right away...so it must be a monster!! Bah I'm sure everyone at some point has seen some corpse and was like what the hell it that?? I guess next time make a website about it.

driftphenom
08-08-2008, 10:01 AM
well, think if it was real there would be...
A) more pictures, video, etc
B) you would be hearing about it on the news alot more
C) the govt would put out a press release or something

shit like that dont just happen and everybodys like "oh well"
if you do a search, you cant find any eye witnesses, or the people that found it. at least i didnt. looks real as hell, but you can do some amazing things with modern technology, and a good imagination. a couple of good fx dudes could make that, snap a pic, and touch it up w/ photoshop easy.

murda-c
08-08-2008, 10:07 AM
http://www.earthsbirthday.org/zwibbles/critters/raccoon/images/raccoon.jpg

LeftNutOfGowd
08-08-2008, 10:23 AM
http://www.earthsbirthday.org/zwibbles/critters/raccoon/images/raccoon.jpg

Fuck that shit. There's one of those every morning out side of my work and its HUGE and mean I need to walk into work with some kinda weapon lol

Future240
08-08-2008, 10:26 AM
Just looks like a rotting pig to me. Like Barry said I doubt its a new species that the Gov created.

burnsauto
08-08-2008, 10:29 AM
http://stix1972.typepad.com/stix_blog/images/2007/05/04/manbearpig.jpg

manbearpig.

/thread.

MikeisNissan
08-08-2008, 10:31 AM
^lol messagelength

iPurple_Misfit!
08-08-2008, 10:37 AM
ewww that thing is creepy looking.i hope to never see one over here in CA on the beach!

PF ALL DAY
08-08-2008, 10:39 AM
I wonder how it tastes...

ThatGuy
08-08-2008, 10:40 AM
I wonder how it tastes...

Like chicken, of course.

k's_silvia2.0
08-08-2008, 10:43 AM
its a griffin duh

Hellz yea it a Griffin look at it!!!!

SochBAT
08-08-2008, 11:12 AM
Lol. Anyone with half a brain can use deductive reasoning to come to the conclusion its a fucking pig. Oink Oink Cloverfield Monster!

DohcKA
08-08-2008, 11:34 AM
looks like a pig/boar mixed with some other animal... some wierd shit

Mikey213
08-08-2008, 11:53 AM
im not sure if anyone else herd but they found a 30,000 year old pre-historic shark ALIVE in japan. But it died

ESmorz
08-08-2008, 11:58 AM
Like chicken, of course.

No chicken tastes like chicken.

The Beast of Montauk tastes like the Beast of Montauk.

Did Emeril teach you nothing?




































BAM!

:love:

shmiddy
08-08-2008, 12:01 PM
http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l162/gedsudski/shark.jpg


thats the old shark not as kool as the pig/griffin/racoon/bird/dog/human/fish thing i found

theicecreamdan
08-08-2008, 12:04 PM
looks like a pig/boar mixed with some other animal... some wierd shit

Mixed with a scalpel to the face.

http://www.upprs.com/health/teeth.htm

luisgonz
08-08-2008, 12:14 PM
Thank god it wasn't the Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka . Then I would have gotten really scared.

LeftNutOfGowd
08-08-2008, 12:24 PM
ITS A MAN BEAR PIG lol

jackjack
08-08-2008, 12:26 PM
Hmmmm, are these the product of Umbrella?

http://inventorspot.com/files/images/residentevil.jpg

what the hell? ahahahahahah i was waiting for that :bigok:

beeracing s14
08-08-2008, 12:48 PM
reminds me of that movie "the midst" where the government played God and open pandoras box from hell entering the door to our world!!!!!!!!!!!!! get your machine guns people!!!

ayuaddict
08-08-2008, 01:01 PM
im not sure if anyone else herd but they found a 30,000 year old pre-historic shark ALIVE in japan. But it died

kind of like how in the mid 1970's a small fishing ship in the sea of japan, caught a huge chunk of rotting flesh which looked nothing like a whale but more of a reptile...but then they just took photographs and threw it back in as to not compromise their actual objective. I think it was one of those dinosaur thingy thingys with the flippers and shit and shit...

...but this is a rat or pig son.

http://gawker.com/assets/images/gawker/2008/07/Picture_3_08.png

DreamN
08-08-2008, 01:05 PM
pig or boar. that is all.

stiizy
08-08-2008, 03:10 PM
i know i aint going to LI no more till they identify this shit

HyperTek
08-08-2008, 03:40 PM
so whoever picked it up should be able to identify it, but there is no source of who recovered the corpse...

probably a 2 dogs who where thrown off a boat and washed up or osmething

cgtdream
08-08-2008, 09:09 PM
im just curious as to why a rag is wrapped around its right arm.....errr, right paw?........claw? whatever...
btw, the guy who initially took it from the beach...http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,398322,00.html

SexPanda
08-08-2008, 09:20 PM
Looks like a dead dog, who had a horrible case of mange, which had been sitting in the sun for a good 3 days.

Thats what it looks like to me.

Poor dog...

240_hero13
08-08-2008, 09:55 PM
Wtf!
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Dude that thing is crazy!!!

Like crazy scary

Dude that shit is like crazy crazy!!!

SexPanda
08-08-2008, 09:58 PM
Wtf!
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Dude that thing is crazy!!!

Like crazy scary

3 posts by 1 person saying nothing...Your setting yourself up for a verbal asskicking/negging. Just warning you man. No hard feelings or anything. Just a fair warning.

240_hero13
08-08-2008, 09:59 PM
Like OMG CRAZY SCARY!!!!

haha ok sorry
im just like really really bored..

you guys have like no idea

sorry ill chill out with the posting

gatta find something else to do

but dude that shit is like grose

is it real?

aNskY
08-08-2008, 10:03 PM
it's a sea tortoise without it's shell...fo realz

bardabe
08-09-2008, 12:15 AM
^^^^ so that shit got jacked for it's home/ protection. that fuckin sucks it prolly had some nike SB's on or something lol

The ROMAN
08-09-2008, 11:43 AM
It can't be a turtle without it's shell because turtles can't leave their shells. This is because their backbones are fused to the shell, it's literally part of their body. We're talking real life not super mario bros.

aNskY
08-09-2008, 02:43 PM
well thats what the news here in new york said, they had a big thing about it being a monster or whatever, then they interviewed a scientist or something and he said it was a turtle.

flip3d
08-09-2008, 02:49 PM
crossbred dog/boar :P

Dittoz7
08-09-2008, 03:27 PM
BBQ Time!

No?

flip3d
08-09-2008, 04:23 PM
meh. its a dog.

the front of its skull is showing.

HyperTek
08-09-2008, 04:40 PM
word. Dog with the nose ripped off.. makes sense.

silviaguy240
08-09-2008, 05:03 PM
looks like a pit. probably a dead fighter.

Dirty Habit
08-09-2008, 05:11 PM
Its a fucking conspiracy to cover up the post events from 9/11!

The government made this animal to fly planes into buildings and then pretend to fly one into the pentagon, really it just ran in and blew it up from its awesomeness.

They no longer needed anything from it after the badass job it did, and it was eliminated at sea.


Just watch zieterguesset. It explains everything!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!

keistyle
08-09-2008, 05:48 PM
its rosey o'donalds vagina.
done.

nevaland9
08-10-2008, 03:50 AM
"I wouldn't be surprised if it were real and I wouldn't be surprised if it were fake," Leda Ross told a reporter at O'Murphy's Pub in Montauk before turning to her husband Mike to ask, "What do you think?"

"I think I'll have another drink," he replied.

hahaha, this man knows how dumb his wife is.

aNskY
08-10-2008, 07:17 AM
"I wouldn't be surprised if it were real and I wouldn't be surprised if it were fake," Leda Ross told a reporter at O'Murphy's Pub in Montauk before turning to her husband Mike to ask, "What do you think?"

"I think I'll have another drink," he replied.




LOL that's my answer to most of my girl's questions :coold:

Antihero983
08-10-2008, 07:58 AM
Like chicken, of course.

that's what she said.....WOMP! :keke:

*MILK*
08-10-2008, 10:57 AM
looks like a pit. probably a dead fighter.

I think you win, hence the tie around that deformed leg

marios13
08-10-2008, 11:21 AM
ditto lol looks like man bear to me


http://stix1972.typepad.com/stix_blog/images/2007/05/04/manbearpig.jpg

manbearpig.

/thread.

theicecreamdan
08-10-2008, 06:58 PM
http://courses.washington.edu/chordate/453photos/teeth_photos/pig_teeth.jpg

Dentition is the best way to identify mammals.

The ears are a pretty good giveaway as well.