240sx thief caught on camera

[kahlistrophic]

A 240 Thief caught on camera.

Miami, Florida
Thu Jul 10, 2008

Basic Info

Shop owner of AutoPro called explaining that a guy was caught on camera breaking into a 240 over at AutoPro.

more info on this:

kid's name is Bryan from Kendall i will have his address shortly, he is 16-17yrs of age he posts on FSS.com and FSS.net under the name 240sex, drives a green S14 currently doing a Kouki S14 conversion with a red top sr20det under the hood. He also used to have a set of Work Emotion CR Kais on the car and has now changed to a set of Stern wheels. See pictures below. This is what this idiot did: he went to Autopro with a friend who drives a yellow/gold 240 (they are not sure which one because it does not show on the video), and they notice that there is a black S14 among the customer cars (this car belongs to Billy, the owner of the shop). The kid gets his quote and then comes back after business hours with his buddy as a look out and breaks in to the S14 taking the interior panels, headlamps, and corners. The problem for him was that Billy, the owner of the shop was actually locking up the office and noticed the cams,and ran outside screaming at them, so they take off in their cars.

Now here is where the whole thing gets better, he is not a very well liked person on FSS, so i called one of the members of the forum who knows him and i asked what he knew about this kid. The first thing out of my friends mouth was: 'did something happen to your car?' When i asked why, he told me that this kid has been banned on numerous occasions from different forums because he is a thief; and at the hang outs he actually asks people if they know where he can find anyone with an S14 Kouki to steal the parts needed for his conversion.

Later on in the day I get a call from my friend. It seems that Brian realized that Autopro is on to him, since they keep calling every 20 minutes. He then starts calling people to sell the parts, but nobody wants to buy them. So......what does this idiot do? He goes back to Autopro and drops the parts off on the corner of the street.

At this point the kids phone number has been found out by searching threads from FSS:

Ok, step one..is the number 305 333 3113?

he posted that number on a single fs thread on fss.com
searched this forums, found nothing, searched sfld, found these guys

username: que pinga
AIM: mcchitsarm
car:S14

found this thread:
http://www.sfldrifters.com/forums/showt ... hp?t=20764

lol..searched floridadrift, and the number comes back to joker305
and the posts in fs sections are for the same things, including the same car.

got the email addy from floridadrift.com for joker305
[email protected]


quote from joker305:
"If anyone is interested call me up at 786 210 8059 my name is bryan"
..spelled with a y
786 210 8059

Using this phone number as a search parameter through numerous Florida car forums, the following usernames have been found, all using the number in for sale threads.

joker305
que pinga


using the kids email address and user name(s) his myspace page was found
heres his pic:
http://a36.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/52/l_410096ffb61eb4fd4d6db7313f19e033.jpg

and pics of his car
http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/2993/sell2yw2.jpg
http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/6172/sell3jl4.jpg
http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/4281/sell4xj5.jpg
http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/9306/sell5nl6.jpg
http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/5774/sell6xf2.jpg

actually ran into a couple of the friends that this kid has and they told me that Brian has a thing for stealing a reason why they don't trust him, however, i told them about the video and that the whole community knows about it as well as Autopro.

People have already started to expose him and his friend on a more personal level. Someone that knows Bryan (the theif) that his and his buddy's actions were recorded on tape, that everyone in the community was on to him, and that is just a matter of time before either Billy, or anyone in the streets catches up with him and his friend, neither have surfaced since then.
Billy and Autopro are choosing to keep it on a 'personal' level'.

This punk is still not done with his conversion, every S14 Kouki (and s chassis in general) is in danger because he still has no headlamps....

Let hilarity ensue..

[mateoo]

ha ownedddd

[shade]

+1 for the 240 community!

Edit: Where's the video by the way?

[ESmorz]

Eyebrow piercing.

Explains it all.

:angel:


(I've seen that car on here before.)

[silviaz]

Did you call the police..........

[luisgonz]

We should invite him to Los Angeles So i can pierce his penis to my floor and tip him over. And them some. What a fucken dochebag

[HyperTek]

then why isnt this lil bitch in jail if there is proof??


for 16-17, seems like hes already got a pretty long record on him.. it will only get worse

[MegasquirtCA]

Im in South Florida. Do we need to do an Ass Whooping?

[TravisSW]

That kid doesn't belong with that car. Sick ass ride, but it doesn't belong to a douche bag like that. Something about wanna be punk rockers or whatever and 240s dont mix. Just my two cents.

Bring the hammer down on him hard! :D

[aziankingz]

florida...what a surprise..

[DisEpyon]

i dont really understand why this vid is not being shown to the police like mentioned above. if you have proof then use it on that little bitch. I know everyone wants to catch him and kick his ass but the best thing to do is get him in jail. might be the reason why he keeps doing what he is doing, cause he hasnt been troubled by the police and done some kind of time, weather it be community service or something else. trust me, ive known people who used to steal until they got caught doing it and got in trouble by the police and went to court and all the fun sheit. now they are not doing it anymore.

[Future240]

then why isnt this lil bitch in jail if there is proof??

for 16-17, seems like hes already got a pretty long record on him.. it will only get worse

Thats my question as well, last time I checked theft=jail time. He keeps on this path and he will end up cell mating with some guy named peaches

[240drifter1]

i dont really understand why this vid is not being shown to the police like mentioned above. if you have proof then use it on that little bitch. I know everyone wants to catch him and kick his ass but the best thing to do is get him in jail. might be the reason why he keeps doing what he is doing, cause he hasnt been troubled by the police and done some kind of time, weather it be community service or something else. trust me, ive known people who used to steal until they got caught doing it and got in trouble by the police and went to court and all the fun sheit. now they are not doing it anymore.

I agree.

But im thinking the shop might want to deal with it on there own, if you know what I mean, then hand him over to the police.

Becuase if someone broke into my shop, and I knew who it was, the police wouldnt know about it until im done.

Sucks the this is what some of the 240 crowd is like.

[DisEpyon]

I agree.

But im thinking the shop might want to deal with it on there own, if you know what I mean, then hand him over to the police.

Becuase if someone broke into my shop, and I knew who it was, the police wouldnt know about it until im done.

Sucks the this is what some of the 240 crowd is like.

i dont know that much about the law, but if he gets the shit beat out of him to much then he can use that against the owner in court if he has a good lawyer and that would not be good on the shop owners part, that is to say if the owner lays a hand on him, if some one else then that is fine.

but yea, i understand what you are talking about, i would still try and hand him over to the police asap.

[trsilvias13]

I swear I seen that car car posted in this forum before. Someone check?

[lflkajfj12123]

what a fuck

lol @ his japanese license plate and i <3 JDM sticker

brb taking a shit on this kid

[unwed_transient]

That kid doesn't belong with that car. Sick ass ride, but it doesn't belong to a douche bag like that. Something about wanna be punk rockers or whatever and 240s dont mix. Just my two cents.

Bring the hammer down on him hard! :D

nothing about that car is sick. the s-chassis community went to shit long before this kid even thought about jacking parts to put on his own car (which is lolsome in and of itself).

[aziankingz]

yeah ive seen that car on here or another 240 forum.. i remember that pic of his s14 showing his engine bay

[RiversideS13]

his car is already nicer than 60% of users here .....greedy bastard

i hate people who steal

[DUFFM4N]

his car is already nicer than 60% of users here .....greedy bastard

i hate people who steal

well lets see here, the kid is 16/17...and a thief...so what do u expect his car to look like?i bet 60% of the stuff on that car is stolen

besides, i honestly think that his car looks like a piece of shit....

[kahlistrophic]

shop owner doesnt wants to handle it on their own, doesnt want to press charges

[luisgonz]

His car looks like a piece of shit....And I'll fart in his mouth.

Them sound like Fighting words.LOL

[murda-c]

the only way i know of to handle this yourself is to imprison him for a few years without telling him why like in oldboy.

[YoungGun]

Yeah wtf I want to see the video?

Good job catching him though.

[sobigsofly]

i think an old skool curb check is order in this case, what do you guys think?

[terrence]

my uncle always told me the best place to find used car parts is in a parking lot.

[s14>integra]

I swear I seen that car car posted in this forum before. Someone check?

i was just searching through zilvia for SE lips and i came across this http://zilvia.net/f/sale-items/200468-s14-oem-lip.html. So he is on zilvia. :ugh:

[s14jesse]

dam wat a fuck!

[DALAZ_68]

i was just searching through zilvia for SE lips and i came across this http://zilvia.net/f/sale-items/200468-s14-oem-lip.html. So he is on zilvia. :ugh:his last activity was friday!!!! :ugh:

seriously...GL to the shop owner....people like this kid need to be taken off the streets

[memo92]

Seems like this kid hasn't been in a jail cell sharing a toilet w/ other criminals. The shop owner should press charges, I mean he has the crime on video. Time to teach this young douche a lesson.
I hope this theif never gets to roll w/ a kouki front end.
The worst feeling any car owner can have, besides being in an accident, is walking to his/her car and finding out some shit is missing off their car.
Let that :fawk2: have it!

[sxe]

i left a wonderful message on his profile.

i suggest we let him know he isnt welcome in the zilvia community.

or atleast IMHO i dont think he is.

-sxe

[mikeyyy]

post the videoooooo

[1989rps13]

We should invite him to Los Angeles So i can pierce his penis to my floor and tip him over. And them some. What a fucken dochebag

LMFAO!!! :keke: :bigok:

[SW20Racer]

well i updated his for sale thread.

dont know why i was the first.

[dynamicck]

16 or 17? he probably still lives with his parents.
Call his parents, and threaten to sue and take him to jail.
Then go to his house and record a video of him getting pwn'd by his folks.
Then post the video. haha

[Pank]

my uncle always told me the best place to find used car parts is in a parking lot.

Then your uncle is a dickhead
NC doesn't have shit for 240 theft, i'd like to keep it that way

[KiLLeR2001]

Wow, I post on floridadrift occasionally and I always knew that kid was suspicious. All his posts consisted of selling items for really cheap, and you meeting him somewhere with CASH IN HAND. Just typically shady all around, good thing hes exposed now, time for justice.

[GabeS14]

I dont understand why and how someone who owns a 240 would steal from another 240 owner, knowing the pain in the ass, and trouble/hassle/money/ stress building a 240 takes,the sweat the tears.... I could never steal from a 240 owner..I would feel the pain for them..
I know how much my 240 is worth too me, and it would hurt me to take from someone else who feels the same about their car!

[ESmorz]

This guy needs to meet our friend the Canadian bus rider.

[SW20Racer]

my uncle always told me the best place to find used car parts is in a parking lot.

and my uncle said "birds of a feather flock together" its kinda like roaches or mice i suppose, if there is one piece of shit thief lurking around, theres probably 20 in the walls you cant see. i left my name.

[DreamN]

douches come in all shape and forms, some even 240 owners. sucks, but it's true.

[Smurf_240SX]

douche bag needs to get his hands chopped off for messing with other peoples cars!! :rl:

[GabeS14]

douche bag needs to get his hands chopped off for messing with other peoples cars!! :rl:

eye for an eye!
your face for taking my headlights!!!:rl:

[HyperTek]

i suggest we let him know he isnt welcome in the zilvia community.


thats the thign someone needs to turn him in otherwise it seems people jus brush him along lol

[Smurf_240SX]

I dont understand why and how someone who owns a 240 would steal from another 240 owner, knowing the pain in the ass, and trouble/hassle/money/ stress building a 240 takes,the sweat the tears.... I could never steal from a 240 owner..I would feel the pain for them..
I know how much my 240 is worth too me, and it would hurt me to take from someone else who feels the same about their car!

X2:cry:...

[LeftNutOfGowd]

Hahaha he got owned that sucks for the thief

[TravisSW]

Hmmm, lookin at the kids car. I could use the white parking side markers, the wheels and the roof spoiler. ;)

Has the punk been reported to the authorities yet?

[athm20]

florida...what a surprise..
some fuckers stole my headlamps,corners,maf,and vac,volt meters couple months ago in nyc

[TheTimanator]

wow, this is nuts

Anybody post this on FA or NICO yet? Should let the rest of the 240sx community know.

[fliprayzin240sx]

Well this kids gonna be fucking famous by the time we're done with him...

[Dirty Habit]

What a tool bag. What the fuck is wrong with people.

Work for your shit.

[240drifter1]

Hmmm, lookin at the kids car. I could use the white parking side markers, the wheels and the roof spoiler. ;)




Nah, his wheels are shitty sizes, you dont want them.


Ill take his SR if someone gets it, haha.

[PRADOgy]

HAhaha i remember a kid like that in LA.. eagle rock to be exact.. his name was MOSADO or POSADO or someshit like that from this crew called JDM (Just Drift Machines lol)... got caught and everyone claimed something off his car so when he got it back from police, shit was stripped

[k's_silvia2.0]

Sucks to know that there are fools like this in the community.

[highwaystar22]

Well this kids gonna be fucking famous by the time we're done with him...

This kid should be famous for being a dick. I hope he finds himself with a new "husband" in prison. With the value of the parts stolen it's easily a felony.

[Future240]

WHY THE FUCK ISNT HE IN JAIL?!

The owner is retarded, if he doesnt send this lil bitch to prison, he won't learn a thing, and next time he tries some shit like this he might get away with it and leave some poor 240 owner stripped of hard earned parts

[DALAZ_68]

HAhaha i remember a kid like that in LA.. eagle rock to be exact.. his name was MOSADO or POSADO or someshit like that from this crew called JDM (Just Drift Machines lol)... got caught and everyone claimed something off his car so when he got it back from police, shit was stripped
LOL i know those fucks lol and i herd about that lol

[240drifter1]

HAhaha i remember a kid like that in LA.. eagle rock to be exact.. his name was MOSADO or POSADO or someshit like that from this crew called JDM (Just Drift Machines lol)... got caught and everyone claimed something off his car so when he got it back from police, shit was stripped


hahaha

thats epic.

[PRADOgy]

LOL i know those fucks lol and i herd about that lol
lol.. yeah..


one day i was cruising down eagle rock blvd.. at that time i had a fast back with an "Authentic" SuiVaux kit and some short asian fool who was seriously buff pulled me over in the middle of the street and ran @ me ready to fight.. at the same time he was talking something about some one stealing his front bumper while he was in jail..

i yell @ my g.f to run to the side walk and get out the way, i tell him to calm the fuck down i hardly know who he is and i am 100% sure this isnt his front bumper. He was so in belief it was, even though i told him i ordered it.

he sort of calmed down instead of getting closer he held his position and was like where the fuck you from, i told him no where around here but he needs to calm the fuck down because he's mistaken (im angry cus its all in front of my girlfriend). out of the corner of my eye i see some one running @ us at full speed , i then quickly realize its my friend to help me take this fool out so when he turned around i ran to my car and grabbed my mini bat i cary incase of something just like this happend and when he turned around i was like " look i could knock u the fuck out and now there's two of us, but your mistaken dude!" he askes really? im like yeah calm down man..


first thing i did was go up to i think his name was bernard or something and told him what the fuck is going on and to cut the shit out cus if my g/f or i got hurt i wouldnt be happy.. i dont know who did it .. but i do know it was them.... sure enough later down the line i found out it was that fool Posado or mosado .. i dont know his name..

but yeah.. end of story hahaha

[Future240]

^He is lucky you are a sane person. Other people would have made him swallow his teeth or a bullet

[Rkesh88]

The shop is prob gonna go get him and either threaten to kick his teeth in or strip his car and call it day

[Mikey213]

first of all, if you want to steal his soul.
1. get a knife thats really thin at the tip but gets thicker by micrometers to the handle.
2. shove it right under his finger nails. Actually hammer it.
3. then vise grip his balls, while shoving a internal catheter in his pee hole. Pump the catheter rip it out so the inside of his dick will spill out along with his nuts.
4. If you're tired just shove your finger through his right eye till u fuck the retina and he'll have an antibiotic shock, die instantly.
5. For the soul part, dice him up in pieces (little cubes) bring him in a trash bag (look for some pig farm u guys are in Florida it'll be easy) and feed him to pigs. get those pigs that ate him and make em into baboy.
6. enjoy meal, soul is now yours he wont be able to even navigate himself to any other dimension/universe

[ravinaziankid]

first of all, if you want to steal his soul.
1. get a knife thats really thin at the tip but gets thicker by micrometers to the handle.
2. shove it right under his finger nails. Actually hammer it.
3. then vise grip his balls, while shoving a internal catheter in his pee hole. Pump the catheter rip it out so the inside of his dick will spill out along with his nuts.
4. If you're tired just shove your finger through his right eye till u fuck the retina and he'll have an antibiotic shock, die instantly.
5. For the soul part, dice him up in pieces (little cubes) bring him in a trash bag (look for some pig farm u guys are in Florida it'll be easy) and feed him to pigs. get those pigs that ate him and make em into baboy.
6. enjoy meal, soul is now yours he wont be able to even navigate himself to any other dimension/universe

What you just wrote traumatized me a little.

[Pank]

first of all, if you want to steal his soul.
1. get a knife thats really thin at the tip but gets thicker by micrometers to the handle.
2. shove it right under his finger nails. Actually hammer it.
3. then vise grip his balls, while shoving a internal catheter in his pee hole. Pump the catheter rip it out so the inside of his dick will spill out along with his nuts.
4. If you're tired just shove your finger through his right eye till u fuck the retina and he'll have an antibiotic shock, die instantly.
5. For the soul part, dice him up in pieces (little cubes) bring him in a trash bag (look for some pig farm u guys are in Florida it'll be easy) and feed him to pigs. get those pigs that ate him and make em into baboy.
6. enjoy meal, soul is now yours he wont be able to even navigate himself to any other dimension/universe

you really dont know how the human body works.


Also, you're probably a serial killer

[azndoc]

I was thinking the same thing like isn't this kid on here?

I've seen that car before.

lol

stupid kids.

[Mikey213]

what do you mean i don't know how the human body works... you're probably wondering how the balls will come out... once you vice grip they tend to always move upward if you vice it hard and fast at the right position it'll just kinda jack everything up and the catheter does the rest if you even know what that is...
it's all biology/torture techniques.. more like a science to me
if it's the eye thing then you're really a newb How do you think the joker killed that doode? if you want to kill anyone instantly that's all you have to do but it has to be fast. just open some fresh chop sticks no finger prints shove it in their eye you'll never know who killed the person.

[SochBAT]

Kick his ass financially. Throw em in the slammer for a long while. Have the cops all over him.

Wasn't there a theif that was caught on our forums a while ago? With CCTV video?

Swift Justice.

[josesanluis]

How are you guys? I'm not a regular here, well, I just signed up to clear up my OWN name.

I am Jose SanLuis, I AM 17, and I drive a 4 door civic. Why would I need 240 parts?

joker305's friend, Arm, used my account once at school to post his number to buy a lip off a member. I guess when they ip searched, I came up under the same one as him. That being, we used the computers at school.

Please remove my name from this entire thing, if anyone has any questions, feel free to PM me or send me an IM: j0sesanluis

Now if you need some pictures of your car, send me a PM. :bigok:

[murda-c]

what do you mean i don't know how the human body works... you're probably wondering how the balls will come out... once you vice grip they tend to always move upward if you vice it hard and fast at the right position it'll just kinda jack everything up and the catheter does the rest if you even know what that is...
it's all biology/torture techniques.. more like a science to me
if it's the eye thing then you're really a newb How do you think the joker killed that doode? if you want to kill anyone instantly that's all you have to do but it has to be fast. just open some fresh chop sticks no finger prints shove it in their eye you'll never know who killed the person.

you saw it in batman so it must be true.

[S13_Nightkid]

mikey you are one sick bastard.

[Mikey213]

Common nurses back me up here, im going to RN school btw... the ignorance is bliss i guess, actually no because when you're in a situation what would you do? Or even better are there any forensic scientist in here to tell them how many have died this way? you know what fuck that here,

Italian Woman Dies From Stab Wound To Eye « Innocent Bystanders (http://michaelscomments.wordpress.com/2007/04/29/italian-woman-dies-from-stab-wound-to-eye/)
Man dies after eye stabbing in taxi (http://www.cbc.ca/canada/ottawa/story/2007/01/08/eye.html)

there's more it depends how deep it can't be a pussy stab, it has to hit the retina and the signal to the brain gets all fucked up and you die instantly. There's obviously more complications to this but i have to leave now but someone try it on the thief. If your scared of getting caught do the pig method just eat ur evidence fuck it.

[iwishiwas-all*]

auto pro does very good work, and this kid lives semi near me, who knows... responsible for the spontanious hood popping????

[SochBAT]

Guilty until proven innocent.

Lets burn em all!

[SexPanda]

What a fucking douche...

[Pank]

what do you mean i don't know how the human body works... you're probably wondering how the balls will come out... once you vice grip they tend to always move upward if you vice it hard and fast at the right position it'll just kinda jack everything up and the catheter does the rest if you even know what that is...
it's all biology/torture techniques.. more like a science to me
if it's the eye thing then you're really a newb How do you think the joker killed that doode? if you want to kill anyone instantly that's all you have to do but it has to be fast. just open some fresh chop sticks no finger prints shove it in their eye you'll never know who killed the person.

haha, how fucking strong do you think the vas deferens is? Protip: not that strong. Plus, an inflated catheter would either fail at the bag or push itself out due to air pressure.

Also, i dont know how physical trauma causes "Antibiotic shock", unless they had antibiotics in their ocular fluid, which they dont.

What makes you think chopsticks dont hold fingerprints? If that was true, neither would hammers, knives, wooden chairs or any other peice of unfinished furniture.


also this:

"there's more it depends how deep it can't be a pussy stab, it has to hit the retina and the signal to the brain gets all fucked up and you die instantly."

Is fucking hilarious and not at all how the fucking brain works

[TURBOMAN]

His online Joker305. http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:2xTNVasb-vJGqM:http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b4/ROSullivan/gary_coleman_kick_your_ass.jpg

[WangonwWarrior]

lets order 50 pizzas to his house lol

[TURBOMAN]

Photo shop anyone!!!


http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z165/str4g63/fagjoker305.jpg

[SexPanda]

lol your photoshop skills suck!

mad props tho.

[TURBOMAN]

lol your photoshop skills suck!

mad props tho.

Yeah i know i was in a hurry. :hammer::cry:

[Mi Beardo es Loco]

I would have knocked right on his door and kick his fucking ass.

JoseSanLuis, if you have any balls you would post his address on multiple websites and allow people who got shit stolen from him beat his fucking door down.

[ravinaziankid]

I bet he's the lookout guy.

[SW20Racer]

I bet he's the lookout guy.

i bet you're right.

like previously stated "birds of a feather...."

BIRDS OF A FEATHER.

its kinda like if im riding in a car with nothing illegal on me, but the guy driving gets pulled over with drugs in his pocket. im guilty by association. as in this case, for the moment, you are too josesanluis.

[WangonwWarrior]

i bet you're right.

like previously stated "birds of a feather...."

BIRDS OF A FEATHER.

its kinda like if im riding in a car with nothing illegal on me, but the guy driving gets pulled over with drugs in his pocket. im guilty by association. as in this case, for the moment, you are too josesanluis.


This man speaks the truth!!!!!!!!!!! :rawk: the truth i tells ya

[Erjay1]

I guess its true, 240's are the new Civic. These little douche's are in high school!! I downgraded from a 350z to a 240 :( Makes me wanna stomp all over their heads for ruining it.

[Mi Beardo es Loco]

I guess its true, 240's are the new Civic. These little douche's are in high school!! I downgraded from a 350z to a 240 :( Makes me wanna stomp all over their heads for ruining it.
maybe, but in my eyes it's a LOT harder to build a 20 year old car than it is to just build a motor. It gets even tougher if you're talking about early 80's celica supras and 86's. Plus, these kiddies probably actually believe Superstreet when they said that you couldn't even drift in the street if you have under 300whp :cj: I think that comment killed millions of high school children. I hope you're happy :fawk:

[driven_]

fuck, being one of the 16-17 year olds on here, i wouldnt steal any 240 shit.

i can barely afford OEM parts. :(

bryan can put his nuts up his nose.

<sarcasm>thank god i have a brother with an s13 to steal parts from</sarcasm>

[Mi Beardo es Loco]

fuck, being one of the 16-17 year olds on here, i wouldnt steal any 240 shit.

i can barely afford OEM parts. :(

bryan can put his nuts up his nose.

<sarcasm>thank god i have a brother with an s13 to steal parts from</sarcasm>
You're probably looking at a career criminal. In high school I wouldn't ever think of EVER stealing a car or parts.
Someone should remove his testicles so he doesn't knock up another hayseed and they have baby thief hillbillies.

[Rayne]

haha, how fucking strong do you think the vas deferens is? Protip: not that strong. Plus, an inflated catheter would either fail at the bag or push itself out due to air pressure.

Also, i dont know how physical trauma causes "Antibiotic shock", unless they had antibiotics in their ocular fluid, which they dont.

What makes you think chopsticks dont hold fingerprints? If that was true, neither would hammers, knives, wooden chairs or any other peice of unfinished furniture.


also this:

"there's more it depends how deep it can't be a pussy stab, it has to hit the retina and the signal to the brain gets all fucked up and you die instantly."

Is fucking hilarious and not at all how the fucking brain works

I think he meant an "Anaphlatic shock" or a systematic anaphylaxis.

Wikipedia: Anaphylaxis (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anaphylaxis)

[DriftMUH]

Eyebrow piercing.

Explains it all.

:angel:


(I've seen that car on here before.)

YEP. That would be them Booty Bandits

[Pank]

I think he meant an "Anaphlatic shock" or a systematic anaphylaxis.

Wikipedia: Anaphylaxis (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anaphylaxis)

yeah, i figured that, but if hes going to try to flex nuts, he better know how shit is spelled.

[Gnnr]

He got his cell hacked, ownage

[kahlistrophic]

Epic nom nom nom

just in case it wasn't posted.

Rb5xb0wRu7oYouTube - Florida 240 Thief Ownage.

^^ he juss got hacked.

possible id on the second person soon to come as well

[SW20Racer]

joker edited his fs thread yesterday. he knows whats up.

[S13_Nightkid]

"you just got owned by FloridaStreetScene.net" lol

[Gnnr]

Haha, everyone can go leave a comment on his page

http://zilvia.net/f/members/joker305.html

[Mikey213]

haha, how fucking strong do you think the vas deferens is? Protip: not that strong. Plus, an inflated catheter would either fail at the bag or push itself out due to air pressure.

Also, i dont know how physical trauma causes "Antibiotic shock", unless they had antibiotics in their ocular fluid, which they dont.

What makes you think chopsticks dont hold fingerprints? If that was true, neither would hammers, knives, wooden chairs or any other peice of unfinished furniture.


also this:

"there's more it depends how deep it can't be a pussy stab, it has to hit the retina and the signal to the brain gets all fucked up and you die instantly."

Is fucking hilarious and not at all how the fucking brain works

Yes i did mean "Anaphlatic shock" and yes i forgot hwo to spell it. But the fact of the matter is that i was right about this one fact spelled right or not.

What makes you think chopsticks dont hold fingerprints? If that was true, neither would hammers, knives, wooden chairs or any other peice of unfinished furniture.


Anyone who knows about Anaphlatic shock wouldn't be dumb enough to touch the wood itself they would stab with the chopsticks inside the rapper and release with the rapper in your hands while the sticks are in the eye or fell out on the floor it's some what like the "sterilization technique"

an inflated catheter would either fail at the bag or push itself out due to air pressure.

That does not make any sense... Have you inserted an internal catheter before? once the ballon part is inside (6 INCHES btw) and is blown there's no way it'll come out due to air pressure. That would defy the whole point of their being a ballon. But you can force it out. There's many experiences where patients insides get all fucked up because idiots forget to deflate.

If you're trying to prove me wrong then i would say it's hard especially the fact that you didn't know about anaphalatic shock. Because anyone who did would know that i used the wrong word. But would still realize what i'm talking about. Instead you're trying to prove me wrong through ignorance...

[murda-c]

wtf does anaphylaxis have to do with retinal trauma?

[mrmephistopheles]

Joker305 is banned from Zilvia.

[stiizy]

^^ oh shit

what i miss now time to start the reading


all those messages on his page are funny as shit ahahaha

[Pank]

Yes i did mean "Anaphlatic shock" and yes i forgot hwo to spell it. But the fact of the matter is that i was right about this one fact spelled right or not.



Anyone who knows about Anaphlatic shock wouldn't be dumb enough to touch the wood itself they would stab with the chopsticks inside the rapper and release with the rapper in your hands while the sticks are in the eye or fell out on the floor it's some what like the "sterilization technique"


That does not make any sense... Have you inserted an internal catheter before? once the ballon part is inside (6 INCHES btw) and is blown there's no way it'll come out due to air pressure. That would defy the whole point of their being a ballon. But you can force it out. There's many experiences where patients insides get all fucked up because idiots forget to deflate.

If you're trying to prove me wrong then i would say it's hard especially the fact that you didn't know about anaphalatic shock. Because anyone who did would know that i used the wrong word. But would still realize what i'm talking about. Instead you're trying to prove me wrong through ignorance...

So you're saying they'll go into anaphylactic shock because of chopsticks in their eyes? anaphylactic shock is an allergic shock you idiot.

And how am I the one that didn't know? You didn't even come close to spelling the right thing.

And then you say that stabbing someone in the eye will "send a fucked up signal to the brain, killing them instantly"
That is retarded and wrong. The least it will do is rupture the membrane and leak ocular fluid and all sorts of gross shit. The most it will do is go THROUGH the rear of the eye and hit the brain, if you navigate around the shit ton of bone that is behind there.


Peoples "insides getting fucked up" = bruising or abrasion of the bladder or urethra, not "ripping his balls out through his penis area". I feel really sorry if you're some type of RN somewhere

But then again, you DID see it in Batman, so it must be true.

[Viet-Tam]

I would love to kick his a** and f**k his girl. Those wheels would look nice on my ride :)

[1on1]

I remember his sn now and hope he gets it bad.

[illvialuver]

break his hands.

[Shmex]

any luck in getting this video???? ahh man what some people do to fit in these days. Whats up with just the plain comradery of the 240 world and just the import world period. Damn thieves, cheats, and scums of the nation!

[Shokinem]

i know that kid bryan i beat his ass like 2 monthes ago hes a punk i knocked him out o yeah and that kid it a shame becase he has money i think he just stealls shit for an adrinalin rush what a loser

[Shokinem]

if you guys want to know any thing about him just ask and i think hes staying at his parents condo in orlando

[Pank]

holy crap what did you just type?
none of that was english

[Shokinem]

haha thats a good one ^

[koukimonster139]

JoseSanLuis, shokinem and joker305 are the same



bannnnn

[SW20Racer]

JoseSanLuis, shokinem and joker305 are the same



bannnnn

this sounds plausible enough to be true.

[ryguy]

I remember his sn now and hope he gets it bad.
AIM invader through a proxy, somebody do it now.

[beeracing s14]

i would pour gasoline from his car all over him and burn him alive while i sit down on the curb watching a barbeque scene.

[don_bagz]

what a bastard... ill dunk him into a porty potty head first and tie his legs onto the roof so he will just hang there drowing in shit.... coz thats where he belongs!

[DohcKA]

i would've pulled the canon on his ass... 2 to the chest one to the dome

[Shokinem]

im not joker 305 so stop giving me negative rep

[s14owner]

stop saying shokinem is joker 305 Shokinem's real name is zachary and stop talking shit becase no lie that kid will fuck u up hes a beast and he did fight joker 305 or what ever his name is and he beat his ass its on the web somewhere a hole shit load of people where there watching the fight

[s14owner]

so stop acusing people

[CrimsonRockett]

ZOMG HE'LL FUCK ME UP.

Get over it.

It's not always about fighting.

Back on topic, no one wants to hear about your boyfriend.

[SochBAT]

eThugging like a buncha hood ass eGangsters.

What set you claim? GoogleKrew yo! Silicon Val bitches!

Seriously. Fucking grow up kids.

[koukimonster139]

http://a36.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/52/l_410096ffb61eb4fd4d6db7313f19e033.jpg

sweet necklace guy
your gf is extremely displeasing to the eye

[frosti108]

your gf is extremely displeasing to the eye

eh... id smack it up :bigok:

[deadghost]

Man...I need to take my security to the next level, if it were not the fact I like to blow my money on parts I would register for a weapon or a pistol(my bro is a cop and recommends it), hear too many stories of friends and people getting harmed in the process. Not only that but there is no way in fucken hell some kid is going to jack my hard earned parts and get away thinking he some slick fucker. Little shits need to work for there shit

[don_bagz]

so is the video out there somewhere on the web? i wanna see this..