wtf damn dog

[s13boy89]

yeha so me and my freind womenbeshoppin were going to take pics of his car. As we were leaving his neighborhood a dog comes out of nowhere and runs in front of me. my headlights were sleepy eye style and he bent the shit out of my headlight. my front tire dug his leng across the floor. so that isint even the bad part the owner make me give him a ride in my car and the dog is oozing blood all over the place in my hatch. so my rear is covered in blood i have no gas now and i have to change my whole interior

[ILoveMyRHS13]

Punc-tua-tion.

I really don't even know what I just read.

[driven_]

okay, first of all,

you had no punctuation whatsoever, only one period in the middle of the damn paragraph.

second of all, thats cool, you actually hit something.

lastly, why do we care? what do you want us to do? donate carpet?

[s13boy89]

maybe hahah just kidding

[luisgonz]

Post pics or Be banned.

[s13boy89]

yeha ill post pics right now

[luisgonz]

yeha ill post pics right now

Don't reply. Get to it.LOL

[SimpleSexy180]

how did he make you give him a ride? A ride where? to a vet?

either way you car has damage for HIS dog running into your car.

whatever, that sucks..

[shade]

Atleast you did the right thing by helping the owner and the dog out. Alot of people would just get mad and throw a tantrum at the owner while the dog is dying or some would just do a hit and run.

[Bubbles]

Get banned.


It's new internet slang.

[SexPanda]

So... You hit a dog? Dont you feel bad? Fuck the interior. I have a full tan leather interior in my BMW and you could bet your ass if I hit a dog he'd be in the back seat in 2 seconds flat.

But thats me. And if it was dark and you had your headlights sleepy eye style, thats all on you man. If not shit happens.

[womenbeshoppin]

I came to save this thread. I'm glade it wasn't my car that hit the dog. The bone was sticking out of the arm with half its skin hanging down, blood gushing everywhere. Pretty fucking narly

http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l317/h22poweryo/IMGP3538.jpg
http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l317/h22poweryo/IMGP3537.jpg
http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l317/h22poweryo/IMGP3540.jpg
http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l317/h22poweryo/IMGP3541.jpg

[Bubbles]

Wait are your serious?

I like my dog but I could give a shit if some random dog runs into the road and chooses to die.

I don't aim for them or anything but you're kidding yourself if I am taking them anywhere.

[cc4usmc]

i carry a large roll of plastic in my car. you never know when you need to keep a mess contained...
:axe:

[SexPanda]

Damn... Time to call The Wolf

http://web.tiscali.it/silviodr/wolf.jpg

[womenbeshoppin]

I blame the dip shit owner, the dog didn't even have a leash. I Feel bad for the dog though.

[luisgonz]

Love the blood, thanks. I feel bad for the dog.

[Bubbles]

Damn... Time to call The Wolf




I just watched this yesterday.

How in the hell did I forget the extent to which Samuel Jackson is a badass?

[SexPanda]

I just watched this yesterday.

How in the hell did I forget the extent to which Samuel Jackson is a badass?

Thats a good question... ANd Bruce Willis crashed a Honda. He's my hero.

[muddafakka]

That sucks but it look at it this way: At least the dog didn't shit all over your interior like that one dude with the G35. It could have been worse.

Personally, I wouldn't have given in to the owner. The dog should have been on a leash or something. Don't get me wrong I love animals just as much as the next person and feel bad for it but let's be real here; the dog had it coming. If you didn't hit it, somebody else would have.

[SexPanda]

That sucks but it look at it this way: At least the dog didn't shit all over your interior like that one dude with the G35. It could have been worse.

What??!?! I must've missed something here...

[Bubbles]

Sorry baby but I had to kill that dog.

[muddafakka]

What??!?! I must've missed something here...

Zilvia thread:
http://zilvia.net/f/off-topic-chat/186982-crappy-g35.html

Original thread:
Look what my dog did! - G35Driver (http://g35driver.com/forums/picture-share/212883-look-what-my-dog-did.html)

[SexPanda]

Thats so amazingly fucked up.

Describe the dogs owner!

What?

Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time!

Lol.

[YoungGun]

Damn your car got owned.

[SexPanda]

WHo's pet is this?

Its a dog, baby.

Who's dog is this?

It's Zeds.

Who's Zed?

Zed's dead baby, Zed's dead.

[Bubbles]

Well, I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm Superfly T.N.T., I'm the Guns of the Navarone!

[SexPanda]

[s13boy89 and womenbeshoppin run over a dog]
s13boy89: Whoa!
womenbeshoppin: What the fuck's happening, man? Ah, shit man!
s13boy89: Oh man, I ran over a dog.
womenbeshoppin: Why the fuck did you do that!
s13boy89: Well, I didn't mean to do it, it was an accident!
womenbeshoppin: Oh man I've seen some crazy ass shit in my time...
s13boy89: Chill out, man. I told you it was an accident. You probably went over a bump or something.
womenbeshoppin: Hey, the car didn't hit no motherfucking bump.
s13boy89 (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000237/): Hey, look man, I didn't mean to hit the son of a bitch. he ran in front of the car. I don't know why.
womenbeshoppin: Well look at this fucking mess, man. We're on a city street in broad daylight here!
s13boy89: I don't believe it.
womenbeshoppin: Well believe it now, motherfucker! We gotta get this car off the road! You know cops tend to notice shit like you're driving a car drenched in fucking blood

[Bubbles]

Starin' at something, friend?

I ain't your friend, palooka.

What did you say?

I think you heard me just fine, ponchy

[unwed_transient]

you see a sign on my car that says "dying dog transportation"?

[SexPanda]

you see a sign on my car that says "dying dog transportation"?

lol. I love how this went from a thread about hitting a dog to a thread about pulp fiction with dogs... Pup Fiction?

Damn this is some good fucking coffee!

[s13boy89]

i cleaned it up and it reaks like wet dog baaaddddd and i changed my seats

[Helghast]

TOO AWESOME.

This thread D E L I V E R E D.

[deolio]

so... how's the dog?

[s13boy89]

better than my car, probably dead lost alot of blood dont know the thing that really sucks i just painted the light cover and i know if the dogs become zombies i cn kill them with my sports car

[womenbeshoppin]

The ghost of the dog will forever haunt the hatch of your car.

[s13boy89]

yeha and blood will be there FOREVER

[womenbeshoppin]

At least you can lie and say you banged a bunch of virgins in your hatch?

[Clowny]

damn. thats crazy.

[s13boy89]

ryan it smelled still so i sprayed over the sound deadener and no smell

[ESmorz]

Sucks for the dog and all.

But if the owner tried to make me give him a ride, he could kiss my ass. If he pursued me or anything you better believe I'm getting out with my beat stick and a very polite get the fuck away from my car and put your dumb ass dog on a leash.

The whole time I was reading this I was just imagining that scene in Crash, but with a dog.

:bowrofl:

At least you can lie and say you banged a bunch of virgins in your hatch?


Quoted for pure awesomeness, that is all.

[DreamN]

damn those seats should be burned. buy my se seats. $50 :D

[s13boy89]

i have an extra seats

[SimpleSexy180]

shampoo? :3

[s13boy89]

i used that on the metal but i dont want to use those seats grosses me out

[dynamicck]

What does Marsellus Wallace look like?
What?
What country are you from?
What?
What ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak English in What?
What?
English, motherfucker, do you speak it?
Yes.


I'd like to say... "GRAMMAR, do you use it?!"

[s13boy89]

yeha never

[ESmorz]

yeha never

http://www.thechisholmtrail.com/images/cow-boy.gif

:confused:

[SlideWell]

is THAT it? are u drunk man?

[s13boy89]

im working on it

[LeftNutOfGowd]

Ryan's right just lie and say you banged some virgins in your car lol. Tell everyone you got it on with Adam's sister

HAHAHA KARMA'S A BITCH HUH MARIO. I GUESS WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND, YOU BROKE MY CAR WINDOW AND THIS IS WHAT ENDED UP HAPPENING LOL :rofl::rofl::rofl:

NOTHING BUT ENTERTAINMENT

:drama:

[Future240]

the owner make me give him a ride in my car and the dog is oozing blood all over the place in my hatch. so my rear is covered in blood i have no gas now and i have to change my whole interior

How did the owner MAKE you do that exactly?

[s13boy89]

i dont really know i guess at first i was like what the hell do i do

[LeftNutOfGowd]

Is he going to make you pay for the dogs medical bill that happened to my cousin his dog ran into the street and some car hit him so they made him pay the medical bill

[s13boy89]

fuck no it was the dogs fallut and my car is covered in blood so if anything he owes me

[LeftNutOfGowd]

Hahaha just hope his not one of those owners that care about there pet like it was a person or else your gonna be fucked lol.. Man you or Ryan should have took a pic of the dog i wanted to see his leg busted open. Did this happen in Ryans neighborhood

[k's_silvia2.0]

Hey Ryan why is your homie s1389boy so wack?

[s13boy89]

yeah it was in ryans neighborhood and you can see fur of the dog being drug across the floor
and what do you mean whack

[Future240]

i dont really know i guess at first i was like what the hell do i do

sue him for damage to your vehicle since his dog wasnt on a leash (I assume)

[spoolandslide]

Let us recall the number of things we have learned from this thread:
1. Watch the road.
2. The 240 can be used as a weapon.
3. Never put dying thing in your car.
4. Use good grammar or fail.
5. Watch Pulp Fiction in the next 24 hours.
6. Never let anyone 'make' you do anything.

[deolio]

am i the only one that is more concerned about the dog than the damage to the car?

leave the blood, it makes you hardcore.

[ESmorz]

I made a poll about would you rather have your girl get hit by a sledgehammer or your car.

About 30% said girl.

I think the car concerns will overwhelm the dogs lol

[DALAZ_68]

sue him for damage to your vehicle since his dog wasnt on a leash (I assume)thats my question :confused:

[!Zar!]

hahaha.

This shit is funny.

Not cause the dog died.

Just the whole thing that went on.

[dynamicck]

http://zilvia.net/f/images/reputation/reputation_neg.gif wtf damn dog (http://zilvia.net/f/off-topic-chat/206530-wtf-damn-dog-post2224753.html#post2224753) 08-04-2008 03:58 PM not funny, should a made it into dog speak or something

Who'd learned you good edumacion.

I was quoting Pulp Fiction.

[ronmcdon]

where did the dog owner demand you give him/her a ride to? this is bit bizarre.

[s13boy89]

To the vet

[ESmorz]

To the vet

Why didn't you just take his information and tell him to fuck off?

[jeeper_x]

Dog Law :: State and Local Regulation > Leash Laws :: DogLaw.HugPug.com (http://doglaw.hugpug.com/doglaw_010.html)

boom.....

take the dumbass owner to the court and sue him for your damages on your car and your mental/physical stage....

clearly, he was the one who was breaking the california leash law!!!

"In 1983, two men were severely injured when the driver of a truck in which they were riding swerved to avoid hitting a dog that had run into the road. They sued the dog's owner, and a judge awarded them $2.6 million."

[s13boy89]

hmm i should

[LeftNutOfGowd]

Dog Law :: State and Local Regulation > Leash Laws :: DogLaw.HugPug.com (http://doglaw.hugpug.com/doglaw_010.html)

boom.....

take the dumbass owner to the court and sue him for your damages on your car and your mental/physical stage....

clearly, he was the one who was breaking the california leash law!!!

"In 1983, two men were severely injured when the driver of a truck in which they were riding swerved to avoid hitting a dog that had run into the road. They sued the dog's owner, and a judge awarded them $2.6 million."

Yeah but the only difference here is no one got hurt but the dog and the owners feeling in that last statement the two men were severely injured so i don't think you would get shit out of it

[Future240]

^ Ion know since the owner was obviously at fault, and s13boy89 actually gave it a ride to the vet he might get his car fixed plus a sum.

Curious s13boy89 do you have any of his info in case you did need to talk to him about your car?

[RiversideS13]

i ran over my landlord's cat and i got bad luck for 8 years. i just got out of it, i was really unlucky for 8 years and i hated it

[LeftNutOfGowd]

^ Ion know since the owner was obviously at fault, and s13boy89 actually gave it a ride to the vet he might get his car fixed plus a sum.

Curious s13boy89 do you have any of his info in case you did need to talk to him about your car?

I don't even think s13boy89 aka Mario even has a drivers license lol or at less that what i herded but i could have herded wrong

[Future240]

Well Mario you might just be slighly fucked. I hope you at least got his name

Tags of this thread lol

[s13boy89]

i know where he lives and i have a licence ruben

[Future240]

^so then what are you goin to do?

[LeftNutOfGowd]

i know where he lives and i have a licence ruben

Sorry Mario so i heard wrong here give me a hug :bigok:

[s13boy89]

im going to his house tell him to give me 150 dollars for emotional and cleaning up the blood in my car

[SexPanda]

Shit I'd start seeing a shrink, and sue him (the owner) for emotional damages, pain and suffering, and an entire new interior.

All you gotta do is cry in court. It'd totally work.

Then ask the owner to say what again, mother fucker.

[!Zar!]

Damn, you're bought that easy?

[Future240]

im going to his house tell him to give me 1500 dollars for emotional and cleaning up the blood in my car

Fixed. And I say go for it, if not break out the lawyers

[LeftNutOfGowd]

im going to his house tell him to give me 150 dollars for emotional and cleaning up the blood in my car

and here's his response

:fawk2: :fawkd::fawk:

one of those three i really think it might be the middle one lol

[Mikey213]

Hahahahah i can;t stop laughing

[Future240]

^hahahahaha

at very least you should make him fix your front end, conversion time:naughty:

[LeftNutOfGowd]

^hahahahaha

at very least you should make him fix your front end, conversion time:naughty:

HAHAHA that's what I'm talking about lol

its funny he never even said what kinda dog it was or how big

[Future240]

Yea what kind of dog was it. I just imagine it was a lab for some reason

[!Zar!]

Should have gotten out of your car after the accident, pointed at the dog, and said, "lolownedlol".

Then gotten back in your car and driven off.

[s13boy89]

yea im a cheap hooker

[Mi Beardo es Loco]

am I the only one that doesn't give a fuck about the car and feel bad for the dog? I mean, it wasn't your fault the dog owner was such a fucking asshole not to leash his dog but cars can be fixed, and 240's can be fixed for cheap.

[Future240]

am I the only one that doesn't give a fuck about the car and feel bad for the dog? I mean, it wasn't your fault the dog owner was such a fucking asshole not to leash his dog but cars can be fixed, and 240's can be fixed for cheap.

No you are not the only one,

am i the only one that is more concerned about the dog than the damage to the car?

leave the blood, it makes you hardcore.

^that guy too. It is messed that the ownder was too stupid to put his dog on a leash. I do wonder if the dog is ok though

[ronmcdon]

I feel bad for the poor dog, but the op deserves sympathy for his misfortune as well. This could happen to anyone. Under the same circumstances, I don't think I would have the heart to tell the dog owner to take a hike.

At the worst, you might even be accused of a 'hit & run'. Intentional or not, taking pics was a good way of covering his ass.