Beer Goggles, you done me wrong.

[jrbump]

http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m211/jrbump/eww.jpg

[YoungGun]

Oh my gah!

[hunter8411]

I just threw up a little in my mouth........:barf:

[1QUICK4]

WTF,,,, over

[SoguRacing]

please delete lol

[womenbeshoppin]

Son of a bitch!

[lil240sx95]

awww dude you serious?! hahaha thats some fucked up stuff right there

[SoguRacing]

"it" has shit stains on the boobies

[SoguRacing]

that's gotta be photoshop at it's best!

[downshift_sideways]

"You'll Be Fucking Fat Bitches In No Time!!"


OMG. Look at her teeth. Are those hickeys on her tits?

[!Zar!]

Not trying to hate or anything...

But she looks more like a man than the dude...

[mRclARK1]

I'm going to get my gun.

I'll leave you to guess who I'm going to shoot. Myself or her.

[murda-c]

Are those hickeys on her tits?


They really loook like food stains...or shitstains

[soreballz]

Oh good lord... Terrible.

[murda-c]

Is that guy who looks like steve-o you?

you look like you're suffering and i feel bad.

[downshift_sideways]

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff221/AntzPrincess/lmao-1.jpg

[heiyuu]

I think I'd turn gay and do the dude before I do the girl...

Actually, I'm sure of it.

[Killa_D]

thats shit is photoshoped

[soreballz]

I mean, damn... I've had beer googles do me wrong, but never THAT wrong. Ew.

[PhilthyS13]

Damn, she's sloppy. I'd need a paper bag. And some ghb to drug myself.

[DanS14RB]

that's horrible...just absolutely horrible...

[Akiros]

hahahahahaha fuck yeah! this thread is the bomb diggety; she probably uses too much bandwidth, take that pic DOWN SON!

[theronin]

almost guarantee that she gives the best head ever.

[SoguRacing]

almost guarantee that she gives the best head ever.

true that. fat chicks are the best at that. haha

[Akiros]

she bares a striking resemblance to someone that I can't place.


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OH YEA!

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/130/009_422-034~Star-Wars-Posters.jpg

[drftx]

i opend this to see if it was something cool but


damn thats a hugggggeee ugly bitch rofl

[Akiros]

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff221/AntzPrincess/lmao-1.jpg

you must spread out more reputation BLAH BLAH BLAH

[ronmcdon]

great work! Im curious to see the original thing's face. Would not be surprised if the pchop was an improvement.

[Vision Garage]

Haha. I see you are into all types of trannys. Does this one grind from 1st to 2nd?

[jrocslider]

that has to be photoshopped..... no fucken doubt about it



it is the grossest thing ever!!!!

[!Zar!]

Dude.

I don't give a fuck about her being fat.

I mean, being drunk can use that as an excuse.

But she is ugly as fuck.

I mean hardcore.

PLEASE be photoshopped.

I mean she look-a-like-a-man.

[ESmorz]

I just saw a bitch who looked like that at Robertitos staring at a bouncy ball.

[Koopa Troopa]

On the bright side at least she has tig bitties

[ESmorz]

On the bright side at least she has tig bitties

Someones been gettin busy with em

:wtc:

[iHeartTheTouge]

http://image.linkinn.com/userfile/pictures_0710/Image/2382.jpg

[Future240]

You have my condolences.

At least its not a guy.....:coolugh:

[HyperTek]

almost guarantee that she gives the best head ever.

I hope i never find that out.. i cant pop chubby to that lmao
Id rather fire off my knuckle children into a sock instead of firing them at her lmao

For the guys sake in the picture, id rather be a 30 year old pedobear lol..
*i know some girls who got knocked up by pedobears when they where 17 =( bad enough i meet em when they are 21 and they tell me about thier ex bein over 30 and tell me they still got feelings for em*

[raz0rbladez909]

You have my condolences.

At least its not a guy.....:coolugh:

thats whats you think lol :rofl::rofl::rofl:

[1989rps13]

dude that THING is awful looking

[HyperTek]

i can only imagine she wont just suck the chrome off a bumper, shed probably eat it too

[downshift_sideways]

I think the OP is taxin and waxin now.:ugh:

[jrocslider]

On the bright side at least she has tig bitties


there is no bright side to this at all!!!!!!!

i mean.... the damn titties have doo doo stains all over em, gross acne, man face... shall i keep on goin?

i would scoop my own fucken eyes out with an aids infected spoon if i was the OP

[SlideWell]

good gawd....i feel sick :barf:

[SW20Racer]

that picture made me shart my pants.

seriously, i've been drinkin all night @ work (yay bartending) and i stumble home to this and think imma see some funny shit.

nope.

i scroll down an inch and my body's first reaction is to blow a dookie fart.

i hate you OP. now i HAVE to do laundry.

[Dirty Habit]

Posting in an epic thread. hahaha..

[michaelvic240]

hope you wore a rubber
you would have a damn fugly kid

[LeftNutOfGowd]

DUDE WTF were you thinking lol..oh man i dont know what to say

[exitspeed]

Dude, you should probably be pinked for a couple months for this.

This is awful. I don't even think I could admit to something like that.

I'm sorry you had to go through that. I suggest if your judgment is THAT bad when you drink, you should stop drinking for the remainder of your natural living life.

[irax]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3224/2411273690_477b023215_o.jpg

[qwikspool]

:tweak: was this photo shopped?
man that is fugly.

[ZX88]

holy fuck!!!!!

[olah.inc]

eeeeeeeeew dude! mean sickness

[jrbump]

true that. fat chicks are the best at that. haha

you know why big girls give such good head right?

Cause they have to.


Anyway, i am in no way connected to that photo, found it on another site.

[irax]

suuuuurreeeeee

[DOOK]

oh god... I'd never hate my dick enough for that... good lord

[Akiros]

During the moment, did you think "oh my god, I cant wait to post this on zilvia" ?

STRIKE 2! lol

[inertiaticism]

That chick looks like Boomer Esiason in a wig.
http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2007/writers/richard_deitsch/08/29/boomer.qa/p1_esiason.jpg

[SILEIGHTY_DET]

hope you didnt get the herp .

[Akiros]

hope you didnt get the herp .

i think in order to get herpes you have to have sex with multiple partners, WHO WOULD HAVE SEX WITH THAT?

i'd say you might have the worst case of stage 5 clingship, because you are the only one that would touch that, let alone HAVE SEX WITH IT:keke:

[rubelcon]

can we put a stop to this gene pool before it reproduces?

[rps13drift]

you know why big girls give such good head right?

Cause they have to.


Anyway, i am in no way connected to that photo, found it on another site.

post pics of yourself or it happened!

[chrisa]

i agree with rps13drift...post pics of your self or else you did that ungodly deed. LMFAO

[jrbump]

http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m211/jrbump/527515368_m.jpg

oh man, i know what's coming.

[murda-c]

http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m211/jrbump/527515368_m.jpg

oh man, i know what's coming.

single? :keke:

[swiftdrift]

Wtf was she even doing out?? Bitches like those should be locked in a cage in the basement, fed only twice a day with little to no light exposure!

Is that even a chick, or a boobed dude??

:eek2:
:duh:

[iwishiwas-all*]

you should be ashamed of yourself

[k's_silvia2.0]

Its photochopped look at the left side of "its"

face and up towards the hairline.

[ronmcdon]

more photochops!!! That lady would look good with a goatee.

[EDacIouSX]

i think i found a face shaven sasquach

[SimpleS14]

Can we confirm that is a photoshop? Like the original pic and source pics for the face?


Either way...it's still gross haha

[steve_o1989]

OH GOD... Please, some one pour battery acid in my eyes.

And for the record, that knob gobblin would probably eat your dick.

Shit stains?

[soreballz]

The marks on teh titties aren't shit stains. lol
Those are the aftermath of massive hickies. After the redness fades, it looks bruised for a few days.

[driven_]

gahH!

mess-age-len-guth.

[Clowny]

http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m211/jrbump/eww.jpg
im never drinking again!!!
They really loook like food stains...or shitstains
at first i thought those were smudges on my comp screen and tried to wipe them off. then i saw these posts and had to wash my hands.......vigorously........with a cheese grater.
I think I'd turn gay and do the dude before I do the girl...

Actually, I'm sure of it.
i think itd be gayer if you had sex with "it".

[muddafakka]

I'm 100% sure that thing has a fucking penis.

you know why big girls give such good head right?

Cause they have to.

WRONG.

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s11/kellymziegler/fat-girls-give-the-best-head.jpg

[Mi Beardo es Loco]

ewwwwwwwwww......I'd do her

[ms!3]

Bunch of haters in this thread. That girl is fine as hell. I bet more than half of you couldn't pull in chicks like that. :keke:

[azndoc]

she is ugly as fuck.

But I think the old hickies are just straight trailer trash.

I love leaving hickies on a girl. Its like a male dog peeing everywhere marking its territory.

[womenbeshoppin]

she is ugly as fuck.

But I think the old hickies are just straight trailer trash.

I love leaving hickies on a girl. Its like a male dog peeing everywhere marking its territory.
I usually just pee on them, it makes more sense.

[Helghast]

I concur.

Peeing on chicks is liberating.

I'M A REBEL !

[Dutchmalmiss]

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y192/dutchmalmiss/donotwant.jpg

[jdm538]

she is not that bad, i wonder if i have a chance with a girl like that.

[powersteeringless180sx]

good god all mighty i hope that's a photochop. If not..... you better get your shit checked out. :barf:

[I10cruiser]

you know why big girls give such good head right?

Cause they have to.


Anyway, i am in no way connected to that photo, found it on another site.


denile denile:down: hehe jk

[C. Senor]

i dont think there's enough alcohol to make beer goggles for that thing. you'd have to drink enough to poison yourself, then you wouldnt have done "it"

[Firestorm]

there used to be this chick on my high school that looks just like her....that shit is nasty... :barf:

could you please not post that pic on every page of this thread? it makes my eyes bleed.:ughd:

[Mister.E]

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff221/AntzPrincess/lmao-1.jpg

too fuckin funny. that is one grizzly lookin bitch

[ESmorz]

For the record.

I would tear that ass up.

:barf:

[shmiddy]

lmfao oh my god she looks like a troll from lord of the rings lmao +1 for making me cry at work lol

[fliprayzin240sx]

Thats not a girl...

[Future240]

I dont even want to imagine what the rest of her looks like

[YoungGun]

Its a drag queen, it has a dick.

[Dutchmalmiss]

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y192/dutchmalmiss/ewwposter.jpg

[driftphenom]

first of all, he looks like he already knows hes going to regret it. like "yep ,this shits gonna suck in the morning" that chic looks like she went and played on ugly street and got lost. that or shes a stunt double for a dinosaur in jurassic park. maybe it was halloween, and she was dressed up like.......uuummmmm, fat trailor trash hillbilly woman

[stiizy]

omg thats gross

i would not let that thing on my lap!!

[VROOOM]

it looks like someone used her tits for punching bags.

[airforceone451]

After rigorously searching for the original picture of what jrbump really looks like, I stumbled upon this:

http://i33.tinypic.com/aowb53.jpg

[jrbump]

Let me hit it from the back, girl I wont catch a hernia


lololololol, that took longer than i expected, thought i got off easy.

[Mi Beardo es Loco]

I'd hit that raw.You guys are crazy. What's the best is I bet her teeth taste like lemonade.

[Martin_s14]

I'd hit that raw.You guys are crazy. What's the best is I bet her teeth taste like lemonade.

OMG lemonade chiclets FTW!!!

To the OP....I know fat bitches need love too, but seriously? I'd be passed out drunk before my beer goggles did me wrong anywhere close to that!

Best of luck with your new VD's!!!

[KwKouki]

I couldnt be drunk enough

[Future240]

His friends suck for lettin him do that.

[spoolandslide]

This is why I dont believe in God.

[oscarsx]

rule number #1, dont eat while browsing ZILVIA...

:[
tap that ass homegrizzle!

[TravisSW]

Bag that face with a plastic bag (black) and titty fuck that hahahah

[Future240]

^With the spots on her chest he would probably catch something

[UfoZ8myCow]

I'm pretty much sure that my goal for the evening would be death by alcohol poisoning if I had to go anywhere near that thing...

[TravisSW]

+1 cookie points for actually posting your "Not so great moments in hook up history."
hahah

[spoolandslide]

I'm pretty much sure that my goal for the evening would be death by alcohol poisoning if I had to go anywhere near that thing...

http://thecia.com.au/reviews/n/images/never-back-down-5.jpg

"Never give up, Never back down!"

[dirtdiggler666]

this needs to get locked cuz everytime i even see the thread title i get the mental picture and wanna puke:fawkd:

[corriganjoshua]

I definitely threw up in my mouth...ohh wait...theres more coming.

[Soup Nazi]

Even I wouldn't hit that....

[1989rps13]

does she have orange eyebrows and butter teeth?:tweak: :cry:

[1989rps13]

it looks like someone used her tits for punching bags.

lol LOL oh man too funny :love:

[Future240]

^ The edit button is your friend

[DALAZ_68]

ur suppose to tranq and tag the bear...not mat with it...silly rednecks :rofl:

[95Kouki]

man...i don't care how drunk you were...that shit just ain't right!

[dirtdiggler666]

ya sure biggs you know you want to hit it :wackit:

[jackjack]

HAWT

:yum:

[dert420sx]

hey to each his own, right?

i just seriously hope you double-gloved your soldier before proceeding with the nasty-nasty...

[Future240]

Ugh just imagine the smell:barf:

[Flicktitty]

what the fawk,.

[95Kouki]

lol...danny I wouldn't touch that thing with your dick...let alone mine...hahaha

[ericcastro]

After rigorously searching for the original picture of what jrbump really looks like, I stumbled upon this:

http://i33.tinypic.com/aowb53.jpg

This sucks, I didnt see your post. so i saved the pics to do this.

And now I have a picture of that beast on my desktop!!!!!!!!!!!!!:barf:

[Naughty240]

I pray my memory lets me forget I ever saw that pic. OMG that is horrible.

[mavrick243]

i think my dick just went back into my body.

[pbcstylez]

i think imma have to neg rep u for that one

[Mtndrifter14]

At least she's got some nice boobs hahah

[S13_Nightkid]

At least she's got some nice boobs hahah

with some skid marks on themm

[LeftNutOfGowd]

http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m211/jrbump/eww.jpg

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg246/rborroel21/De-Motivators/Paperbags.jpg

[180sExy]

wow that is one ugly ass bitch! got any nude pics???? bet thats one hairy bush!

[DALAZ_68]

seriously school should use that pic for there anti drug campain... :bigok:

[Mi Beardo es Loco]

seriously guys, back off her. The only reason why she's so fat is because she's pregnant with my baby.

[just1pepsi]

fuck man -- at first I laughed, now I feel bad for ya.. I've never, NEVER fucked with a chick anywhere as ugly as that.. that bitch is uglier than sin. -- I wouldnt even grab a titty or ass cheek on a busted hoe like that when BLIND drunk. Its not the "fat" part, its the FUGLY part. Coochie probably smells like a dumpster on a hot summer day. -- If ever there was an argument for masturbation, there you have it. I'd rather stick my dick in a watermellon, hole in the wall or a dead body... goddamn son.

[Helghast]

http://www.seinfeld-fan.net/pictures/george/george_costanza011.jpg

[carsarecool]

i think I am gonna be sick now. Even photoshoped, a horse head with acne on a whale corpse is disgusting.

[karl wasabi]

Fuck, that is just horrible. I don't feel good... :barf:


http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg246/rborroel21/De-Motivators/Paperbags.jpg


I think she MIGHT be cute under that bag...hahahaha.

And, a goddamn 40 gallon trash bag would not help that bish...:hahano:

[steve_o1989]

Ugh just imagine the smell:barf:


No no no... just imagine the taste. You know you want to.

[LeftNutOfGowd]

http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m211/jrbump/eww.jpg

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg246/rborroel21/ixav7t.jpg

I THINK THEY COULD BE RELATED LOL

[Mtndrifter14]

^^^^^Wooahahahahahah Ugly people shouldnt have sex.

[s13silady]

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg246/rborroel21/ixav7t.jpg

I THINK THEY COULD BE RELATED LOL


i saw this pic the other day.. goddamn i almost died laughing.

[slidingsky]

That looks like it could be Fabio's daughter

http://www.fabioifc.com/Bookcover_plus/FABIO_handout_web.jpg

[LeftNutOfGowd]

that looks like it could be fabio's daughter

hahaha oh shit it does lol

[socal_kouki]

http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m211/jrbump/eww.jpg

Quite honestly if it IS photoshopped it's a damn good match. Color, sizing, even the wrinkles on her right snout cheek are representative of her arched back attempt to rub her dick beater on his anchor blue jeans.

This beast exists, and if she's in cali I'll pick her ass up and take her to the BBQ tomorrow. ROAD HEAD.

[oscarsx]

is that guy a member of this forum?

and damn.... not even a paper bag can save this one =[

[spoolandslide]

At least she's got some nice boobs hahah

there is no single aspect of that human being that is salvageable
you are disgusting for thinking that her boobs are anywhere close to nice
i wonder what you see in girls while your under the influence...

[socal_kouki]

there is no single aspect of that human being that is salvageable
you are disgusting for thinking that her boobs are anywhere close to nice
i wonder what you see in girls while your under the influence...

Don't be proud. You'd boil her panties and drink the broth.

[drifting_changed_mylife]

http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m211/jrbump/eww.jpg

dude thats my sister .......................... :-/

[spoolandslide]

Don't be proud. You'd boil her panties and drink the broth.

that would be the most interesting and horrible suicide ever

[Mi Beardo es Loco]

there is no single aspect of that human being that is salvageable
you are disgusting for thinking that her boobs are anywhere close to nice
i wonder what you see in girls while your under the influence...
I agree. I bet her boobies feel like sandbags.....AND they got shit stains on them. This bitch is freaky deeky.

[punk138]

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:8lL1C_IQOGXMLM:http://www.houston-imports.com/forums/image.php%3Fu%3D33485%26dateline%3D1197871841

[LeftNutOfGowd]

SHES BACK LOL

Found these pics on another forum lol

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x38/rborroel2121/scary/n503490909_770382_8110.jpg

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x38/rborroel2121/scary/n733100166_1905288_8853.jpg

[Dutchmalmiss]

oh fuck you just ruined my fuckin day.

[stiizy]

Damn that is the ugliest bitch i've ever seen......

[Dutchmalmiss]

like...i don't even know what to fuckin say when i look at it. it's fuckin life changing.

[stiizy]

that ugly ass broad hurts my eyes

[LeftNutOfGowd]

hahaha sweet nightmares lol

[jrbump]

where you been sexy?

[aziankingz]

omg wtf.. please kill her and the parents.. so there wont be any more of those roaming around the world..

but seriously.. that shit looks photochopped..

[shishcabobers]

looks like a guy to me.....

[sillyvia13]

SHES BACK LOL

Found these pics on another forum lol

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x38/rborroel2121/scary/n503490909_770382_8110.jpg

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x38/rborroel2121/scary/n733100166_1905288_8853.jpg

She's a beast.
I cant even enjoy the girl on left, I keep having to wonder if god really gave this dude tits?
I will say in all my years of life and living, THIS IS THE WORST CASE OF UGLYS! EVA!

not only did she fall from ugly tree, she climb back up nd did it over andover again!
wow, just wow...
$1000 to anyone who gets those panties... probaly boxers..:love:

[shishcabobers]

She's a beast.
I cant even enjoy the girl on left, I keep having to wonder if god really gave this dude tits?
I will say in all my years of life and living, THIS IS THE WORST CASE OF UGLYS! EVA!

not only did she fall from ugly tree, she climb back up nd did it over andover again!
wow, just wow...
$1000 to anyone who gets those panties... probaly boxers..:love:
No, dude she fell off the tree and hit every single branch on the way down.

[japslapsilvia]

OMFG!!!!!

i thought it was just a movie!!!

http://ledonnarama.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/exorcist1.jpg

[sillyvia13]

No, dude she fell off the tree and hit every single branch on the way down.
and then did it again, climbed back up did it AGAIN AND AGAIN!

[ZX88]

omg they both look like men. what maybe they are transgenders!!!

[aziankingz]

she got some bruised tits..

[Mi Beardo es Loco]

i heard drunk seamen causes pimples.

[alindeman1989]

im throwing up right now. thanks alot.

[SimpleS14]

that has to be fake....please tell me it is :|

[Future240]

Just think, some dude has probably hit that.

[Pblesh85]

i'd totally hit it...... with a buick

[DreamN]

Shit is just horrid... :barf:


Seriously, I don't know if this proves there is no God or if there is one and the devil just happened to win big this time. It's definitely a beast.

[Charlie]

So those shit/food stains on the tits are permanent:barf:
But foreals the first time seeing this didn't make me feel sick but these new ones are on a new level:dead:

[bornslippy73]

Would a makeover even help....no...plastic surgery.....no....infinite hits with a crowbar to to face..YES!!

Make sure to wear a haz-mat suit you might get fugly all over yourself.

[Pblesh85]

is this real ?

[soreballz]

and then did it again, climbed back up did it AGAIN AND AGAIN!
Looks more like "she" drove through the Ugly Forest in a roadster with no windscreen...

[sillyvia13]

Looks more like "she" drove through the Ugly Forest in a roadster with no windscreen...

LMAO!
I just snotted on my key board... I hate that...
why do I laugh through my nose...lol


Bitch needs help...
we should pool together some money for her... it...
it needs help... BADLY! people around her / it seem to welcome it for what it is...
NO DONT DO THAT!
change tha pattern..lol...

hit with a buick, you should tag it with you daily driver, the beast truck in your sig..

[SlideWell]

man, are those old hicky marks on her tits? i feel bad for every man that was not saved "that night in the bar" from her. they both look like walking std's.

[ZilviaKid]

omg why is this thread back? just when the nightmares had finally finished..

[soreballz]

LMAO!
I just snotted on my key board... I hate that...
why do I laugh through my nose...lol

Glad I could be of service to you. :wan:


man, are those old hicky marks on her tits?
Yes. I covered that on the first page or two, but nobody paid any attention to it. lol

[IdriveaNissan]

lol notice she only hang out at places with alcohol =/