Official Intoxicated thread!

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I see how eveyonr like's to create their own threads while being ntoxicated!

so why not jhust merge everthing to one thread.

Rules.
1. You must be intoxated in order to post in this thread.
2. Please refrain from bneing racist or an aasshole to anyone on thr forum.
3. Please no NSFW material. Nooooothinggggg.
4. You nust not tell anyone about intoxicated club.
5. "Also no fake intoxicated posts. Even tho we cant actually see you drunk as fuck, dont fake the funk.".

with that being said!

LETS g000!!!

[i8yourfwd]

id dint' read the gotdam rusles but it looks liek i soule be int ehsi thread



sup girle fix my trinky for me.. .my dtrunk
has hosles dammiy fix ot!

[projekt_s13]

Also no fake intoxicated posts. Even tho we cant actually see you drunk as fuck, dont fake the funk.

Anthony is always drunk, he was born drunk.

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what do you nean?

whats do you need tone to it?
Also no fake intoxicated posts. Even tho we cant actually see you drunk as fuck, dont fake the funk.
Jamesa you beeter be drunk bitchhh!!!

[i8yourfwd]

Also no fake intoxicated posts. Even tho we cant actually see you drunk as fuck, dont fake the funk.

Anthony is always drunk, he was born drunk.
tahst was fucknig dep cause it rhymed

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eveyr time James is drunk he ends up mtaking out with hella beezies in front of thier boyfriends!

It's crazy. How do ytou it?

[i8yourfwd]

my balsl ithfchj

[Vision Garage]

haha not intoxicated but will be soon. Damn Coors have been in my fridge too long. 3 down so far!

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so i leanred how to open a bottle with a dollar bill and me teeth.

It's stupd awesome.

[BustedS13]

fuck, it's wearing off. i made all my alcohol into pee. we burned through six pitchers between three dudes in about two and a half hours tonight. as it turns out, i can crip walk like you wouldn't believe when i'm trashed

[i8yourfwd]

so i leanred how to open a bottle with a dollar bill and me teeth.

It's stupd awesome.
i learne ed howto ......i dunnno,,, btu ya sup idrunk

[projekt_s13]

eveyr time James is drunk he ends up mtaking out with hella beezies in front of thier boyfriends!

It's crazy. How do ytou it?

They were cool with it.

I gotta get drunk again, whens the next kick back at your place?

oops thread jacking.

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fuck, it's wearing off. i made all my alcohol into pee. we burned through six pitchers between three dudes in about two and a half hours tonight. as it turns out, i can crip walk like you wouldn't believe when i'm trashed

nice!

I can rap pretty goood when I'm swurvin.

It's wierd.:fart:
They were cool with it.

I gotta get drunk again, whens the next kick back at your place?

oops thread jacking.
Every weekend homefry.

[ESmorz]

So like if I'm sparking rock.

Does that count?

:coolugh:

[BustedS13]

one time when i was in jail, they were searching us as we went into the big holding room, and this chick in front of me had her shoes stuffed with crack rocks. i lul'd super hard. then the guy checked my shoes and bitched about how they smelled. look man, adidas Nastase's have foam soles. i can't help that they absorb my stank, even if you have a point. asshole
earlier that night, i made friends with the guys at the local precinct, and they agreed to handcuff me to a table and let me watch Karate Kid on dvd instead of sit in the cell, and we prank called my friends who were there when i got arrested (warrant, unpaid speeding ticket). one of them beat on a table with his mag light while i screamed about them putting things in my ass. it all fell apart when the cops started laughing

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Yezzir ESmorz.

but you must bwatch this.
YouTube - Crazy Stuff (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fTbFS4eIps&feature=related)

[ESmorz]

Holy shit so I was sparking... but not rocks lol.

That video just made my eyes do dances.

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one time when i was in jail, they were searching us as we went into the big holding room, and this chick in front of me had her shoes stuffed with crack rocks. i lul'd super hard. then the guy checked my shoes and bitched about how they smelled. look man, adidas Nastase's have foam soles. i can't help that they absorb my stank, even if you have a point. asshole
earlier that night, i made friends with the guys at the local precinct, and they agreed to handcuff me to a table and let me watch Karate Kid on dvd instead of sit in the cell, and we prank called my friends who were there when i got arrested (warrant, unpaid speeding ticket). one of them beat on a table with his mag light while i screamed about them putting things in my ass. it all fell apart when the cops started laughing
Once time I was locked up. the guards did a shake down on my entire pod.
which consisted of at least 20 guys. As the gaurds startedd throwing our matteress's over looking for any weapons or drugs. My celly told me he was growing some prune under his bunk...he was so scared and didn't know what to do. So we both drank it(2 cups each). and we were drunk off our ass's for hours. andl ater puking like crazy outside.hahahah

it' was awesome.

[TiNMAN]

du ma!

i had a 40oz and im less than half way there.

sigh

im about to hit mcdonalds and light one up on the way bc ive been having trouble sleeping the past couple of days

hopefully itll put me down...gotta be up by 5AM

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^crazy f000'1

mcdonalds is open right now? WHERE??

[ESmorz]

du ma!

i had a 40oz and im less than half way there.

sigh

im about to hit mcdonalds and light one up on the way bc ive been having trouble sleeping the past couple of days

hopefully itll put me down...gotta be up by 5AM

One 40.

weeeeeeeeak

mcdonalds past 12 whaaaaaaaaa

[TiNMAN]

industrial pkwy in hayward

annnnd other ones




man this shits gonna get locked up pretty fast.. shits gonna get outta hand.



DU MA! DU MA! DU MA!!!


wessssssssssssssssiiiiideeeeeeeeeeee(no T)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Vision Garage]

Opne a beer bottle with a dolar? Expplian.

[TiNMAN]

watch the video DOO!

[BustedS13]

1.) you guys don't commonly have 24 hour mcd's?
2.) 2 40's does the trick
3.) 40 oz Beer Koozies | 40cozy.com (http://www.40cozy.com)

[ESmorz]

Shit.

Zilvia drinking contest,

then Tin can drive us to micky d;s

yeah

[S13SilviaGirl]

Just like all the others, this drunken thread has seen its last post....