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punxva
07-29-2008, 04:01 PM
At least 30 hungry bears have trapped a group of geologists at their remote survey site in the far east of Russian after killing two of their colleagues last week, emergency officials said.

The team of geologists on the Kamchatka Peninsula were forced to remain in camp with weapons ready as the ravenous bears - some ten feet tall - roamed around outside.

The bears are thought to have run out of their normal diet of fish and smaller animals - and to have turned instead to hunting humans.

A spokesman for the Emergency Situations Ministry said: 'The people inside are scared by the invasion of bears. The bears are hungry - for some reason there is not enough food for them this summer.'

A massive brown bear killed two geologists at their work site on Friday. They were trapped in open ground and the 1,500 lb bear outran and killed them.

It is feared that the same bear is among those now threatening the beleaguered party of scientists.

Officials in Kamchatka said that this year was remarkable for either too many bears or not enough fish.

Rampant fish-poaching in the tundra sends hungry bears into populated centres each year, attracted to the garbage humans leave behind.

But is rare for a group of bears to encircle an encampment for a prolonged period of time.

Three people in the area die on average annually from bear attacks.

But three have died in three weeks this summer and experts believe the bears are becoming increasingly desperate.

The two geologists killed last week were found in a remote wilderness area where they had been working for a local mining company.

Locals who found the body said: 'They were in the open. The bears can run faster than humans. They didn't stand a chance.'

Last month a student taking part in an orienteering race was pursued and killed by a bear, probably as she disturbed the female with a cub. The bear also chased and nearly killed another runner.

The Kamchatka brown bear is one of the world's largest bear species, weighing around 110 stone - nearly three quarters of a ton - and with a body length of up to 10 feet.

Around 16,000 bears inhabit the region but Russia's agricultural regulator Rosselkhoznadzor says the local bear population is on the rise.

Officials said a helicopter ferrying officials and hunters could not fly in bad weather, but an all-terrain vehicle was on its way to the camp, where its crew would await government approval to shoot the bears.


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Man-eating bears kill two scientists and lay siege to survivors trapped in remote forest base | Mail Online (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1038259/Man-eating-bears-kill-scientists-lay-siege-survivors-trapped-remote-forest-base.html)

ESmorz
07-29-2008, 04:04 PM
They must not have had beards.

Fucking Geologists.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y36/AvrilH8er13/geologists.jpg

punxva
07-29-2008, 04:39 PM
http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l62/theonlyPHELPS/manbearpig.jpg

this amateur sketch is all that we have to go by...

steve_o1989
07-29-2008, 06:01 PM
I think that some of you may be quite shocked to learn the true identity of the culprit...



















PEDO BEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!one!!111!!!!

http://www.lolsauce.com/RandomBS/Pedo%20bear.png

ESmorz
07-29-2008, 06:04 PM
I was gonna put him in that picture.

But Pedobear is as played out as Margaret Thatchers vagina.

!Zar!
07-29-2008, 06:33 PM
Yeah, it's all about teddiursa.

ESmorz
07-29-2008, 06:33 PM
This guy knows whats up.

Future240
07-29-2008, 07:26 PM
Oh okay, by the title I thought the thread was about a man eating bears in russia, not bears eatin men. I wanted to know what a bear tasted like

MikeisNissan
07-29-2008, 07:54 PM
That's awesome.

brndck
07-29-2008, 08:34 PM
Oh okay, by the title I thought the thread was about a man eating bears in russia, not bears eatin men. I wanted to know what a bear tasted like

+1. i thought a man was eating the bears. nom nom nom.

ZenkiKid
07-29-2008, 09:40 PM
http://www.morethings.com/fan/south_park/photo_gallery/al-gore-is-manbearpig.jpg

super cereal.

Bubbles
07-29-2008, 11:59 PM
Southpark is a million times funnier than pedobear.

norcal_black240
07-30-2008, 12:04 PM
http://www.morethings.com/fan/south_park/photo_gallery/al-gore-is-manbearpig.jpg

super cereal.

god damn it i was gonna post that exact same thing hahaha

SW20Racer
07-30-2008, 12:11 PM
Oh okay, by the title I thought the thread was about a man eating bears in russia, not bears eatin men. I wanted to know what a bear tasted like

if you catch em in the summer time when they've shed all the weight they stored for hibernation, they taste all gamey and shit. (at least it did to me)

get one in the fall when they puttin on all that weight and its actually pretty good. somewhere between dog and cow is my best description.