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downshift_sideways
07-28-2008, 01:19 AM
w00t!.

I was bored..and just tried opening a corona with my teeth. first time. Nailed it.

I'm stoked. No more having to bum a lighter, or opener from someone.

I've nailed 9 bottles in a row, first try. With barely putting pressure on my teeth.

I need more beer.

bye!

ESmorz
07-28-2008, 01:24 AM
My brothers buddy did this at his 30th

He opened somewhere around 48 bottles in a row. Shit was impressive.

Teach me. ha

downshift_sideways
07-28-2008, 01:30 AM
I'm on 10 now,

grip it with your rear teeth. Just like the lighter technique, make sure your front rear teeth overlap the center of the cap (like your palm would) bend and bite down.

:)

Pank
07-28-2008, 01:30 AM
my buddy tried to do that and cracked the shit out of his molar.
plus, beer is born in CANS
WHOOO
AMERICA

downshift_sideways
07-28-2008, 01:35 AM
^good point.

<3

Mr. Camshaft
07-28-2008, 01:35 AM
I went through a couple Corona's before I chipped a tooth.

womenbeshoppin
07-28-2008, 01:42 AM
You should consult your "Broke ass hustling 101" and go to the corner to get money with that trick.

C. Senor
07-28-2008, 01:44 AM
dude...that's why you always carry a bottle opener on your key chain. and if you're like me you dont carry it with your car keys. you separate your house and car keys and put it with your house keys...lol

but that shit is cool!

downshift_sideways
07-28-2008, 01:50 AM
I always have al ightter on me, and I have a card that slips in my wallet that opensa caps.

but I'm on 14 now. and rolling strong.

C. Senor
07-28-2008, 02:36 AM
i'm going to laugh when you chip your tooth though.

i dont think i could even try that ish. i honestly think my teeth would just fall off.

DUFFM4N
07-28-2008, 03:22 AM
congrats....now try it with your anus

HyperTek
07-28-2008, 03:33 AM
i cringe at the idea lol..

and i happen to have a chipped front tooth from a heineken bottle accident *was walking behind a friend at a club drinking when he decided to get hyphy and landed an elbow to the bottle while i was drinking it* shit was wack lol

ESmorz
07-28-2008, 03:39 AM
i cringe at the idea lol..

and i happen to have a chipped front tooth from a heineken bottle accident *was walking behind a friend at a club drinking when he decided to get hyphy and landed an elbow to the bottle while i was drinking it* shit was wack lol

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39786000/jpg/_39786115_bottle203.jpg

You cut the vato?

Fuckin skanks.

:keke:

stiizy
07-28-2008, 07:54 AM
When i see people do that i feel bad for their teeth........ but shit i would be down for a 24 of corona or sol

DALAZ_68
07-28-2008, 09:06 AM
NICE!!!...

im good with knowing how to do it with an edge of something or lighter and with another beer...but a good old opener trumps all...but its like being a boy scout and learning how t do it in diff ways lol

aziankingz
07-28-2008, 09:25 AM
damn using teeth is hardcore lol.. i usually just put the bottom of the bottle cap between a sharp edge of a table and slam the top of the bottle cap with my palm..presto..painless/free bottle opener..

LeftNutOfGowd
07-28-2008, 09:35 AM
Try to open one with a ONE DOLLAR BILL

Open Beer With One Dollar Bill. College SURVIVAL 101 - Video (http://www.metacafe.com/watch/460195/open_beer_with_one_dollar_bill_college_survival_10 1/)

k's_silvia2.0
07-28-2008, 09:39 AM
My lady can do it.So when party time comes around all I need is her :p.

downshift_sideways
07-28-2008, 09:50 AM
Yea.

It's a pretty stellar thing to know.

So I ended up opening about 20 last night.

and I got a fat hangggoverrrr :-/

Oh well. I'm on my way to work.

catch you guys in the late PM.

-Ant

iHeartTheTouge
07-28-2008, 10:00 AM
i first tried opening a beer with my teeth a couple years ago drunk as all hell, first one was successful... so were the next 8 until i passed out. i hate cans, to me theres a big difference in taste between canned and bottled beer..

SHIFT_*grind*
07-28-2008, 10:00 AM
Next step is doing it with your eyes.

Thursday
07-28-2008, 10:37 AM
this is how i open a bottle.


1st. you start with a $35,000 bottle of louis the VIII Black Pearl

http://www.dfschina.cn/Galleria/English/Hawaii/images/LIQ_LXIIIBlkPearl_h_$$_1724829051169773095069.jpg

2nd. twist open and enjoy!

stiizy
07-28-2008, 10:42 AM
yo for 35k that shit better fuck me up just by me smelling a shot and it better come with a set of sexy thighs and some car keys

Fuck that

Future240
07-28-2008, 10:52 AM
^ I second that, and add that it better get that bitch outta my house after I am done with her and cooks me breakfast in the morn

rod0921
07-28-2008, 11:08 AM
im trying that dollar bill one tonight until i get it

azndoc
07-28-2008, 11:11 AM
I can wipe my own ass.





No seriously I can.

I usually just use the lighter.

People are still impressed. The teeth thing, nah.

downshift_sideways
07-28-2008, 08:19 PM
I think I can do this.
YouTube - Most Bottle Caps Removed with Teeth in 1 min (http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ccc4Wty5Wtc)

rainier
07-28-2008, 08:27 PM
i think its cool if you can open a bottle with your teeth. whenever friends do it im like wtf but then i'm over it. once they chip a tooth though, imma laugh in there face.

i would try it, but dont think its worth a chipped tooth.

i CAN break a bottom of a bottle off using my plam though

downshift_sideways
07-28-2008, 08:33 PM
^vIDEO??? .

rainier
07-28-2008, 08:41 PM
no video of me doing it, but search youtube and you can see how tos and all that. heres a video of someone doing it with a bacardi bottle

YouTube - Breaking the bottom off a 750ml Bacardi Rum (http://youtube.com/watch?v=qZ0elSHNuEg)

downshift_sideways
07-28-2008, 08:41 PM
So I just got a beer...and I'm trying the dollar trick...

Shit...this looks tough.

downshift_sideways
07-28-2008, 08:56 PM
I NAILED IT!!!!

FUCK YEA!! I'M GOODD AT THIS SHIT>


Took 2 dollar bills. But I did it.

*cheers*

hotlavaflow
07-28-2008, 08:56 PM
Don't wanna risk chipping a tooth so I just rock the Zilvia.net opener on my car keys. I'm gonna look up that dollar bill trick.

DALAZ_68
07-28-2008, 09:02 PM
I NAILED IT!!!!

FUCK YEA!! I'M GOODD AT THIS SHIT>


Took 2 dollar bills. But I did it.

*cheers*video of opening wiht dollar bill... :drool:

downshift_sideways
07-28-2008, 09:05 PM
YouTube - How to open a beer bottle with a dollar bill (http://youtube.com/watch?v=HT_N65o9RZ0)

DALAZ_68
07-28-2008, 09:06 PM
jeesus...thats fucken hilarious

Sileighty_85
07-28-2008, 09:26 PM
I can open Beer cans with my teeth

A glass bottle..... No thanks
After your baby teeth them shits dont grow back and shure as hell not cheap to fix

silviaguy240
07-28-2008, 09:32 PM
yea, busting out the bottom of the bottle with your hand is easy.

downshift_sideways
07-28-2008, 09:32 PM
So this is what I do when I'm bored.

Experiment on random things.

I broke the rim of the bottles..That was cake.

DohcKA
07-28-2008, 10:00 PM
haha my boy can do that... LOOK FORWARD TO CHIPPING YOUR TOOTH and what not dont fuck with it YOUR DENTIST WILL SAY SO haha

downshift_sideways
07-28-2008, 10:05 PM
^lmao.

Same cat that was riding on the streets with me?

He opened it for me that night. I was like "woaa"

thatswhatsup. lol