5 year old boy escapes to Hooters

[illvialuver]

well, here it is. i thought this was pretty funny.
Boy ends up at Hooters after slipping out of day care | Latest News | WFAA.com (http://www.wfaa.com/sharedcontent/dws/wfaa/latestnews/stories/wfaa080724_mo_escape.8a4682a4.html)

[illvialuver]

this makes me think. when was the first time I remember being attracted to breasts? and if so would I run away from daycare for some T&A time at the age of 5.

[pr0tus]

I like how he stopped at the gas station for some food and drink :) He probably couldn't even see over the counter.

[Future240]

Hey he picked a pretty nice place to go. If i was the father I would sue the hell out of that daycare. How do you lose a kid? That daycare is fail

[illvialuver]

like a moth to the flame

[!Zar!]

Mmm...

Titties...

http://www.szilagyi.us/images/Random/homer-drool.jpg

[deadpirate]

that kid rules!!!


but..how the hell does a 5 year old have money for snaks and a drink?? i dont even have money for gas

[RiversideS13]

maybe he has a credit card

[blownmotor]

VERY smart kid

[suaknee]

that kid rules!!!


but..how the hell does a 5 year old have money for snaks and a drink?? i dont even have money for gas

lol, his dad must be proud.

[Mi Beardo es Loco]

that kid rules!!!


but..how the hell does a 5 year old have money for snaks and a drink?? i dont even have money for gas

he must have gotten his hustle on.

I love how they pointed out how the kid said he looked both ways before crossing the street. Pretty smart kid.

[illvialuver]

lol, his dad must be proud.


His dad is like, " that's my boy!"
tells all the guys at work to watch the news.

[FaLKoN240]

I remember the first time I went to a Hooters...

I went into the bathroom and saw all the beautiful women that were adorning the walls...

I went to the bathroom like 3 times in that Hooters, and the final time I wished them all a good day. I think I was 6.

[Bubbles]

This boy had a plan when he woke up.

That plan was to see some great looking tits.

I think we can all learn something from this young man.

[murda-c]

i remember a chick in school how we were all taking about wanting to be millionaires and race car drivers and such, and she said she wanted to work at hooters.


this was also the girl who had DDs by freshman year.

[Future240]

This boy had a plan when he woke up.

That plan was to see some great looking tits.

I think we can all learn something from this young man.

Thats right, sometimes in life you just say fuck the norm, and go see some tits

[Smurf_240SX]

that kid rules!!!


but..how the hell does a 5 year old have money for snaks and a drink?? i dont even have money for gas

because he doesn't have a car nor bills to worry about...damn I miss being a kid sometimes....:coolugh:

[spoolandslide]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1257/637333650_d2b8fb68f1.jpg?v=0

[Dirty Habit]

^Left to right. Smash, smash, trash, cant tell, smash, trash.

Ive only been to one hooters and it was down in florida.

After getting there we realized it was the "original" hooters joint. lol. Had some cream of the crop girls there. It was a good time.

Dads gonna have to keep this kid on a leash, he'll be hustlin by 10.

[thejapino]

Just by reading the title of this thread made me laugh, I'd be proud of my boy!

[SexPanda]

That kids fucking awesome... When I was 5 all I wanted to do was play with my GI Joes. He had the right idea tho.

[ms!3]

Childhood memories for sure. That kid is awesome.

[98s14inaz]

Fnck Hooters. The Tilted Kilt is where you want to go, that kid didn't know any better. When you're that young boobs are boobs. Google The Tilted Kilt if you haven't been there before.

[azndoc]

I fucking love hooters.

The wings and the curley fries.

And yes of course the view.

Its just the ultimate guys place.

Other than a whore house of course.

[LeftNutOfGowd]

HAHAHAHA that kid knows whats up.

He was probably at day care like man i wanna see some DD not some bee sting titties lol