fucking spiders

[BustedS13]

just saw some black motherfucker run through the room, haven't seen any black spiders in recent memory. always the tiny brown or whitish ones. not sure what kind it was, don't think it was a black widow although i have seen them on the property before. at least it wasn't a brown recluse, although, again, those are all over. one time i killed one with a wrench while i was working under the 240.

grumble. sometimes i want to burn this motherfucker down :(

[ms!3]

I shit bricks when i see spiders. Gotta grab the quilted quicker pick upper or a shoe!

[muddafakka]

Funny...I just killed a black one crawling up the wall.

Spiders don't bother me much though.

It's those giant fucking cockroaches and those other similar looking bastards that I hate the most...along with those bloodsucking assholes called mosquitoes.

FUCK THOSE FUCKING THINGS. I stepped on one a few nights ago...good thing I had my socks on. YUCK.

[Twinchy]

Same here i have noticed that there have been more spiders in my house latley too... Im not down for that all .. if i see one i have to kill it no matter what unless i wont be able to sleep comfortable

[murda-c]

just saw some black motherfucker run through the room


why you gotta be so racist.

what did we ever do to you :(

seriously though i've never had a problem with spiders, because i've never met a spider i couldn't take in a fight.

lions scare the shit outta me though.

[BustedS13]

are the common black ones super deadly murder machines? i'm afraid to lay down.

i'm going to curl into the fetal position in a different room and watch Two Guys a Girl and a Pizza Place :(

[murda-c]

how big was it?

[BustedS13]

why you gotta be so racist.

what did we ever do to you :(

seriously though i've never had a problem with spiders, because i've never met a spider i couldn't take in a fight.

lions scare the shit outta me though.

woah woah woah, i'm down, chillax

i would have murdered it but it ran into a pile of bullshit. my bedroom is unbelievably trashed at all times. i was actually going to clean but now that i'm reminded that spiders exist, i'm afraid to reach into piles to pick up.

how big was it?

like a quarter i guess.

[Kn1ves]

http://rensing.com/files/page8_blog_entry100_1.jpg

[murda-c]

like a quarter i guess.

haha shit you're gonna die in your sleep.

can i have your car?

[BustedS13]

haha shit you're gonna die in your sleep.

can i have your car?

done

i'm not going to feed my cat for like a week and hope that she gets back to cleaning up this town.

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k216/nerfdude/kittyboxes.jpg

Harriet Tubman is: Street Justice

[murda-c]

your cat's name is harriet tubman?

[aziankingz]

better find that shit before you sleep.

[muddafakka]

your cat's name is harriet tubman?

Well it's certainly different from the normal Muffins or Mittens...

Haha but why did you name it that?

Oh yeah I retract the "spiders don't bother me much though" comment.

If I ever saw a wolf spider or a solifugae (even though it's pretty much harmless...google it), I would start shitting in my pants uncontrollably...and burn everything around me down.

[BustedS13]

your cat's name is harriet tubman?

hey, i mean, we adopted her during black history month, so...

....it's really hard to explain that we think it's a funny name but at the same time not a racist joke, so i'm just going to say we think it's a funny name but at the same time, not a racist joke.

[MikeisNissan]

why you gotta be so racist.

what did we ever do to you :(

seriously though i've never had a problem with spiders, because i've never met a spider i couldn't take in a fight.

lions scare the shit outta me though.

hahahahahah rofl

[murda-c]

hey, i mean, we adopted her during black history month, so...

....it's really hard to explain that we think it's a funny name but at the same time not a racist joke, so i'm just going to say we think it's a funny name but at the same time, not a racist joke.

did she refuse to sit in the back of the car on the way home?

[SexPanda]

I found a big 'ol black widow in a tire in my shed... So I took a jar, put it in the jar, and showed it to my highly arachniphobic friend Sam...

He literally pissed himself. I felt bad, but like they say, a picture is worth a thousand words...

Or in this case, a reaction is worth 1000 dollars lol.

Spiders never bothered me. I have brown recluses all over my house. If I see one I'll probably pick it up in a napkin and move it outside, or in the case of the black widow, get a small stick and herd it into the jar. Im not stupid.

Living in MO, and having a mother and good friend who's deathly afraid of spiders, I can identify alot of them around here pretty good.

http://www.wvbugman.com/images/blackwidow.JPG

thats a black widow. I've found a dozen or so around my house. There are a few spiders around here that can kinda look like them, but look for the red hourglass, and shiney black body.

[murda-c]

why not just gobble them up, your stomach can handle the poison i think.

[VROOOM]

i had a pet Black Widow named Dahlia she lived for 3 years in a jar.

[BustedS13]

did she refuse to sit in the back of the car on the way home?

that's Rosa Parks, which was her original name, actually. but we thought Harriet Tubman was a longer, funnier name. if she's still around when the condom breaks or something and i have kids, she'll just go by "Harriet" or "Tubs".

[TheTimanator]

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc30/gshinji/normal_Despair_-_Pubic_Hair.jpg

[HyperTek]

i woke up this morning i coulda sworn there was a tiny one on my hand.. on my bed.. then i crushed it. Mind you i was just waking up.. and i wear glasses, which i obiously didnt have on at the time.. so i kept opening my eyes, and i couldnt find any spider remains.. so i dunno, i just moved to the other side of the bed and went back to sleep.


I swear i would wake up in the early morning and think i see a spider on the celling. Happen a few times, but also i dont have my glasses on, and im bearly waking up, so i duno if im just seeing things lol

[BBSilvia]

I found a big 'ol black widow in a tire in my shed... So I took a jar, put it in the jar, and showed it to my highly arachniphobic friend Sam...

He literally pissed himself. I felt bad, but like they say, a picture is worth a thousand words...

Or in this case, a reaction is worth 1000 dollars lol.

Spiders never bothered me. I have brown recluses all over my house. If I see one I'll probably pick it up in a napkin and move it outside, or in the case of the black widow, get a small stick and herd it into the jar. Im not stupid.

Living in MO, and having a mother and good friend who's deathly afraid of spiders, I can identify alot of them around here pretty good.

http://www.wvbugman.com/images/blackwidow.JPG

thats a black widow. I've found a dozen or so around my house. There are a few spiders around here that can kinda look like them, but look for the red hourglass, and shiney black body.
if i did that to my friend ross he would have pissed, shit, ran, and no not ran spring across the room so fast you couldnt really see him while screaming like a girl getting murdered, then run into door, or go out the door depends if its open or not haha yup and one time he droped a s12 trunk with blown shocks on my head cause he saw a spider the size of a pinky nail

[murda-c]

that's Rosa Parks, which was her original name, actually. but we thought Harriet Tubman was a longer, funnier name. if she's still around when the condom breaks or something and i have kids, she'll just go by "Harriet" or "Tubs".


Next you'll be telling me that anne frank wasn't blind or some shit.

[ayuaddict]

LOL wtf?

fuck spiders...

reading the apparent inside joke between murda-c and bustedS13 has provided me with a good 5 min of entertainment.

thank you.

[BBSilvia]

^haha agreed

[Z33dori]

oh god that is too funny

but yea i fucking hate spiders....

[Future240]

I have brown recluses all over my house. If I see one I'll probably pick it up in a napkin and move it outside, or in the case of the black widow, get a small stick and herd it into the jar. Im not stupid

If I had brown recluses all over my apt i would smoke bomb it and contemplate moving. Today when I saw a little itty bitty spider smaller than an erarser on my shirt I yelled and started beatin my chest like a retarded ape on crack

[Yuri]

My friend bought an S13. The day he got it, we were cleaning it out, and came across 17 good-sized black widows.
I didn't want to touch that car after that.
We used to have a bunch in the garage, but since our stomp first and ask questions later spider relations policy went into effect, we haven't had a problem.
The ones we let live are the daddy long legs and those giant anti-mosquito aircraft that look like enormous mosquitoes.

We used to have spiders in the apartment, as well as cockroaches and a mouse.
Then we got Jack "Ninja Badass" Daniels. (He came with the name, and just goes by Jack now.)
He is an enormous cat that kills anything smaller than our other cat.
We don't have any pest problems now.
If he sees something that moves, he'll kill it and leave it in the middle of the hallway.
We must have totally run out of small lifeforms, because I've started to find socks, boxers, my phone, a magazine, and a shoe dropped in the hallway.
Yes. He can carry an f-ing shoe.
http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x158/DKapt/Jack%20and%20Kowalski/PICT4892.jpg

[Future240]

My friend bought an S13. The day he got it, we were cleaning it out, and came across 17 good-sized black widows.
I didn't want to touch that car after that.
We used to have a bunch in the garage, but since our stomp first and ask questions later spider relations policy went into effect, we haven't had a problem.
The ones we let live are the daddy long legs and those giant anti-mosquito aircraft that look like enormous mosquitoes.


A car having 17 black widows in it is a good way to keep me far away from it. How can spiders live in a chassis is soemthin i kinda want to know. And what the hell are those giant mosquitoe things?

[shmiddy]

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc30/gshinji/normal_Despair_-_Pubic_Hair.jpg

oh my christ............ imma have fuckin nightmars now

AHHHHH FUCK now the goose bumps are kickin in

i hate you

[MELLO*SOS]

The other night I was outside smoking and saw this big (65mm long x 40mm wide) spider looking thing running around. I thought it looked pretty crazy, I've found one dead in the garage a while ago so I figured i'd look it up to see if it could kill me...

http://www.spiderzrule.com/spider706/spiderwind_small.JPG

(pic isnt mine, my nighttime cellphone pics of it sucked)

Turns out it is called a 'wind scorpion' among other things.. It is related to spiders and scorpions (which we have both of here in vegas), but it's neither as it has 10 legs instead of 8. Luckily non-venomous, but it can bite.

Windscorpions prey consists of insects spiders, and some small vertebrates, such as lizards. The solpugids are aggressive hunters seizing their prey with their arms. I searched around and found that they are really common in desert area, and can get FUCKING HUGE!! Look at this shit from henderson, like 30 minutes from here!

http://www.spiderzrule.com/spiderphotos05/image001wind_small.jpg

If you guys find some spider and wonder if it will kill you or not, or just like being freaked out by some scary ass spider pics, check out this site:

http://www.spiderzrule.com/spiderphotos.htm
(http://www.spiderzrule.com/)

[BustedS13]

My friend bought an S13. The day he got it, we were cleaning it out, and came across 17 good-sized black widows.
I didn't want to touch that car after that.
We used to have a bunch in the garage, but since our stomp first and ask questions later spider relations policy went into effect, we haven't had a problem.
The ones we let live are the daddy long legs and those giant anti-mosquito aircraft that look like enormous mosquitoes.

We used to have spiders in the apartment, as well as cockroaches and a mouse.
Then we got Jack "Ninja Badass" Daniels. (He came with the name, and just goes by Jack now.)
He is an enormous cat that kills anything smaller than our other cat.
We don't have any pest problems now.
If he sees something that moves, he'll kill it and leave it in the middle of the hallway.
We must have totally run out of small lifeforms, because I've started to find socks, boxers, my phone, a magazine, and a shoe dropped in the hallway.
Yes. He can carry an f-ing shoe.
http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x158/DKapt/Jack%20and%20Kowalski/PICT4892.jpg

these "anti mosquito aircraft" you mention... i've always thought those were male mosquitos?
and my cat rapes and pillages spider villages... i'm looking forward to moving, my new roommate has a cat too. place should be bug free.


The other night I was outside smoking and saw this big (65mm long x 40mm wide) spider looking thing running around. I thought it looked pretty crazy, I've found one dead in the garage a while ago so I figured i'd look it up to see if it could kill me...

http://www.spiderzrule.com/spider706/spiderwind_small.JPG

(pic isnt mine, my nighttime cellphone pics of it sucked)

Turns out it is called a 'wind scorpion' among other things.. It is related to spiders and scorpions (which we have both of here in vegas), but it's neither as it has 10 legs instead of 8. Luckily non-venomous, but it can bite.

I searched around and found that they are really common in desert area, and can get FUCKING HUGE!! Look at this shit from henderson, like 30 minutes from here!

http://www.spiderzrule.com/spiderphotos05/image001wind_small.jpg

If you guys find some spider and wonder if it will kill you or not, or just like being freaked out by some scary ass spider pics, check out this site:

http://www.spiderzrule.com/spiderphotos.htm
(http://www.spiderzrule.com/)


what the FUCK
that's a camel spider, they have them in iraq, i had no idea they were on our turf

[MELLO*SOS]

Yeah!

Here's this famous iraq camel spider pic, with two of them
http://www.thefunnypage.com/camel-spiders/spider.jpg

camel spider, sun spider, wind scorpion, sun scorpion all the same thing. It says they live in almost every dry/desert area except Australia.. It's what muddafakka was talking about above http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sunspider

[Future240]

^^^^AHHHHHHHHH KILLLL ITTT!!!!!!!:eek:

I would hop up on a chair/table/car and scream like a fat girl trapped in a lions den

[slow_sr20]

i fucking hate spiders.....depending on the size and my mood i'll kill it, grab a broom, or tell someone else to kill it. the way i look at it is ANYTHING with more legs and eyes than me should probably die:rl:

[Yuri]

And what the hell are those giant mosquitoe things?

Crane Fly.
Totally harmless.
The larvae will eat mosquito larvae, but they really don't each much if anything as adults.

[ILoveMyRHS13]

Damn, why isn't Ross in this thread? :rofl:

[Future240]

I just looked at that poster again, seein somethin like that I might faint

[SR2Zero]

Isn't there a study.. I could of swore I read.... The average person eats 8 spiders a year in their sleep.

[BustedS13]

Isn't there a study.. I could of swore I read.... The average person eats 8 spiders a year in their sleep.

not even remotely true, thank god

http://www.snopes.com/science/stats/spiders.asp

[SR2Zero]

I hate them, honestly. I mean I'll handle a pet Tarantula, but hell those little fawkers that make there web in my door way piss me off...

I'm not really worried about them... though I'd love to avoid black widows and the brown recluse.

[pr0tus]

I found this guy on my car yesterday, I thought it was a huge spider from 20ft away, but I dont know wtf it is. :) It has crazy spikes and moves really slow.

http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/4220/bug1ji1.th.jpg (http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/4220/bug1ji1.jpg)

http://img66.imageshack.us/img66/9111/bug2wj5.th.jpg (http://img66.imageshack.us/img66/9111/bug2wj5.jpg)

[SlideWell]

spiders i can handle, roaches(flying ones too) i cannot. i freak out like a little girl when i see em. beetles, flying or not freak me out. and moths. ugh, i could name some others lol.

[S13SilviaGirl]

I hate spiders with a passion....I have had Kevin kill 2 in the past few days that are evil looking. I swear, I would rather see a rattle snake then a damn spider. Our pest control guy said that there are no brown recluses out here, but...agghhhh I am soooo freaking paranoid.

[Future240]

^yep much rather see a rattler than a spider, especially if that spider is big and hairy

[rb25_s13*CHUKI]

Spiders are my worst fear! I remember i was putting on my exhaust on my coupe and i looked up and seen a black widow, It looked green and it's legs looked sharp like razors :eek2:.

I Screamed like a lil bitch, Dropped my brand new exhaust and didn't even touch the car for like 1 week. We still get black widows everywhere in my garage. I see a spider and i turn into a girly man:fruit:

[S13SilviaGirl]

Spiders are my worst fear! I remember i was putting on my exhaust on my coupe and i looked up and seen a black widow, It looked green and it's legs looked sharp like razors :eek2:.

I Screamed like a lil bitch, Dropped my brand new exhaust and didn't even touch the car for like 1 week. We still get black widows everywhere in my garage. I see a spider and i turn into a girly man:fruit:

Nothing wrong with that.....fuck I hate spiders....I just emailed that dude from that website asking him a shitload of questions!!!!:aw:

[Future240]

I see a spider and i turn into a girly man


I feel ya cuz. Alot of people laugh when I see spiders

[ILoveMyRHS13]

If they're bigger than my finger nail... We have a problem. I don't freak out, I just don't deal with them.

[Future240]

If the are bigger than my thumb, time to transform into a bitch

[deadpirate]

if i did that to my friend ross he would have pissed, shit, ran, and no not ran spring across the room so fast you couldnt really see him while screaming like a girl getting murdered, then run into door, or go out the door depends if its open or not haha yup and one time he droped a s12 trunk with blown shocks on my head cause he saw a spider the size of a pinky nail

fuck you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck youuuuuuuuuuuuu FUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU fuckkkkkkkkk youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[miravete]

Then we got Jack "Ninja Badass" Daniels. (He came with the name, and just goes by Jack now.)
He is an enormous cat that kills anything smaller than our other cat.

http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x158/DKapt/Jack%20and%20Kowalski/PICT4892.jpg


hahaha i dont know, it just cracked me up...(cuz of the description):keke:

[ESmorz]

http://www.thelakechannel.com/entertaining/smoker_part2_files/image007.jpg

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31ZZ8VN9SEL._AA280_.jpg

A few years back my house was invaded by a type of spider had never seen before and never seen since and they were fucking huge.

I probably fried about 35 of those bastards. I love having tile floors ^_^

[spiderlone]

Thats tru i was ther....hahahahah . u know who u are.. Anthony!....
Thers is nothing wrong with them.. sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssiiishsshgssssss

[Tearlessj]

Fucking spiders. I was driving along and looked over and saw a spider on the damn window. Although it was on the outside of the window, I still flipped the shits.

[VIPDRFT]

Next you'll be telling me that anne frank wasn't blind or some shit.

LOL! And Helen Keller didn't write a diary while hiding from the Nazis.

[jdmdrft]

Our pest control guy said that there are no brown recluses out here, but...agghhhh I am soooo freaking paranoid.

ehh i had 2 brown recluses living behind my hubcaps on my car from sitting for so long. i almost grabbed one with my hand taking them off. also i was sleeping on our couch one day and i open my eye to see a brown recluse walking about 3 inches away from my arm. fucking scary.

my friend got bit by one in the middle of the night. had to put charcoal on the bite and carry a thing that shocks the wound. shit was funny in class every time it hit him.

[Future240]

ehh i also i was sleeping on our couch one day and i open my eye to see a brown recluse walking about 3 inches away from my arm. fucking scary.

In a situation like this I might have fainted, or scream and run away yellin like a bitch:cry:

[S13SilviaGirl]

I love how a thread that involves the mere mentioning of a spider and it brings all of the pussies out on zilvia....I now know who to NOT call when I need a spider murderfied....

[DreamN]

eww... spiders. not a big fan, but I can go toe to toe with one when needed too lol

[Future240]

I love how a thread that involves the mere mentioning of a spider and it brings all of the pussies out on zilvia....I now know who to NOT call when I need a spider murderfied....

I would rather be called a pussy than face a tarantula. Though if you really need some spiders murderfied, just past me the shotgun

[murda-c]

I would rather be called a pussy than face a tarantula. Though if you really need some spiders murderfied, just past me the shotgun

I'd also rather face pussy than a tarantula.

yeah i read what i want to read.

[YOSITAIYO]

My fear started as a 4th grader in pinas. I was pissing on a tree and this fucking huge fucking bird eatting spider fell on my head, i ran while vibrating and dragged my head in the sand and stomped all over the spider and cried like a bitch while i jumped into the ocean.

[Future240]

My fear started as a 4th grader in pinas. I was pissing on a tree and this fucking huge fucking bird eatting spider fell on my head, i ran while vibrating and dragged my head in the sand and stomped all over the spider and cried like a bitch while i jumped into the ocean.

Huh?

These traumatic spider storeis are makin me geel glad i've yet to have a serious run in with one

[EDacIouSX]

I love how a thread that involves the mere mentioning of a spider and it brings all of the pussies out on zilvia....I now know who to NOT call when I need a spider murderfied....



ummmm i just won't say anything vulgar.... lol.

[rb25_s13*CHUKI]

Thats tru i was ther....hahahahah . u know who u are.. Anthony!....
Thers is nothing wrong with them.. sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssiiishsshgssssss

Hahaha that's why I made u Zip tie the tranny sensor:fawkd:..