cheap old cars (70's and such)

[BustedS13]

i'm looking for a daily driver to replace my Acura. it's a comfortable car. VERY comfortable. but it also blends in too easily. cops don't follow me around hoping for moving violations. people don't pay any attention to it. sometimes i can't find it in the parking lot. everything works all the time, there's no question that it'll start up on the first crank.

i want an old box of shit to drive around in. preferably two door, preferably with a "smaller" v8.. 302, 318, and so on. something an old lady would have cruised around in through the 80's and 90's, and then died. and i want it cheap. i don't want to pay the "classic car" markup. i want a Dodge Dart, a Plymouth Valiant, maybe a Nova. what other models should i be looking for? i want a car that will sell for $3k or less in mechanically sound conditon, with the standard "there's only rust starting in the quarter panels the rest is clean i swear" rust, that i can bondo up and respray satin black and be captain badass in.

check out this Dart. shiiiiiit.


http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a256/hammerstone06/PICT0139.jpg

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a256/hammerstone06/PICT0135.jpg

i'd register and daily my Galaxie 500, but it's longer than my dad's f body and the 390 gets about 12 mpg pulling its fat 4500 pound ass around.

[VROOOM]

Get a Ford Falcon

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k79/nismothecat/falcon2.jpg
http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k79/nismothecat/falcon.jpg

[SoguRacing]

shit that's nice! and i has the hood scoop. get a 65 mustang or 67 camaro. those are my faves. get the mustang tho, it would be cheaper.

[BustedS13]

yeah, a first gen mustang coupe would be pretty cheap. and everybody would think i was uncle jesse or some shit.

edit: i think a Falcon would have too much "classic lol" markup, since they're all early 60's and whatnot.

[LongGrain]

i read like the first two lines and immediately thought a dart would be perfect.

go for it.

[BustedS13]

i read like the first two lines and immediately thought a dart would be perfect.

go for it.

70's dart, satin black with the stripe around the trunk, 318, horse blankets over the seats, black steelies, cherry bomb glasspacks, those hood pins with the metal rope so you don't lose the pins.. oh yeah, that'd be badass.

[Yuri]

Welcome to the darkside.

1972 Buick Skylark.
Do it up in a flat black + gloss black version of the GSX paint job, that would be sweet.

1973-75 Plymouth Duster or Dodge Dart Sport

73-74 Charger, but good luck finding one. There was one for sale this weekend for $2k.

I'd suggest a 73 Satellite like the one I just got, but finding one for that cheap in that good of shape was a total fluke.

Right now is a buyers market for these cars, so you should be able to get something a lot better for the same price than what you could last year.

[s13boy89]

i have a 71 nova i want to sell rebuilt engine and trans

[VROOOM]

i saw a bunch of 60's Falcons for 3k or under on craigslist.

$1500 right here
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/car/768445520.html

[DOOK]

eleanor.... nuff said

[stiizy]

^^ Good one Dook


I was just gonna say wait till Yuri gets in here!!

[BustedS13]

eleanor.... nuff said

yeah, there's no way i'll ever find a 'stang fastback for 3k. ever.

Welcome to the darkside.

1972 Buick Skylark.
Do it up in a flat black + gloss black version of the GSX paint job, that would be sweet.

1973-75 Plymouth Duster or Dodge Dart Sport

73-74 Charger, but good luck finding one. There was one for sale this weekend for $2k.

I'd suggest a 73 Satellite like the one I just got, but finding one for that cheap in that good of shape was a total fluke.

Right now is a buyers market for these cars, so you should be able to get something a lot better for the same price than what you could last year.

man i've been on the dark side for years. Sport Compact Car just tricked me into buying a 240 in 2002. "build a silvia for $3000" they said. con artists.

awesome suggestions, now seeking skylarks on www.crazedlist.org

[DOOK]

yeah, there's no way i'll ever find a 'stang fastback for 3k. ever.


I have one sitting at a storage unit lot here locally that I've been trying to find the owner for for months... 68 fastback... umm yeah... it's primer... no idea or drivetrain yet...

[DUFFM4N]

yeah, there's no way i'll ever find a 'stang fastback for 3k. ever.

seriously...not even for a piece of shit one :wtc:

[S13SilviaGirl]

72 Chevelle... though if you find one, you would have to put a lot of work into it.

[kdashy]

There's a '72 Dodge Monaco that's been sitting at my grandpas house for at least 15 years, I've always thought about fixing it and driving it around.

Its just a big boat of a car but I love those headlights.

http://www.the-big-dodge.de/big/img_0075.jpg

[HyperTek]

67-69 camaro
65 mustang gt fastback *sorry i only love the fastbacks*
or 67 and do a shelby replica
http://www.allfordmustangs.com/photopost/data/3175/67_shelby_super_snake.jpg
*sory there is a girl in teh pic , quick google search*
70-72 datsun 240z
early 70s porsche 911
http://germancarscene.com/wp-content/uploads/porsche-30-04-07.jpg
start out with a cheap crappy one that runs and work your way up, that car has soo much potential, basically that chassis was used for 3 decades of 911/racing..
porsche 914 would be fun too.. mid engine, lightweight and cheap. Ive seen a few turbo vw powered 914s on craiglist, seemd pretty interesting.
or build a 916 replica *the 6 cylinder version of the 914, with wider fenders etc*
http://i.pbase.com/u30/xl1ken/upload/19041568.001lo.jpg
I know its not pretty and underrated, but id still appreciate it.

[Mi Beardo es Loco]

celica or 240z

[Mi Beardo es Loco]

67-69 camaro
65 mustang gt fastback *sorry i only love the fastbacks*
or 67 and do a shelby replica
http://www.allfordmustangs.com/photopost/data/3175/67_shelby_super_snake.jpg
*sory there is a girl in teh pic , quick google search*
70-72 datsun 240z
early 70s porsche 911
http://germancarscene.com/wp-content/uploads/porsche-30-04-07.jpg
start out with a cheap crappy one that runs and work your way up, that car has soo much potential, basically that chassis was used for 3 decades of 911/racing..
didn't turbo mag drop a gst eclipse motor into one of those?

[DUFFM4N]

what i wouldn't give right now for a 66 lincoln continental...hartop or convertible

http://www.calcruisingauctions.com/goodguys/1964lincolncontinental.jpg

ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS! :love:

[HyperTek]

fiat x 1/9
http://www.thhe.dk/Fiat_X1-9.jpg
engine swap and it would be a lil monster
http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o219/lidor_weiss/SCALE%20FORUM%20DRAG%20RACING/FiatX19.jpg

[HyperTek]

hmm turbo mag did a dsm motor? i know back in the late 90s they featured a v8 swap *i was in jr high and a friend ahd that issue lol*.

I want to put a rotary into a 911 = instant 930/911 turbo killer that cost $tons cheaper starting with a early 70s chassis.

[BustedS13]

what the fuck

attention guys posting fiats and celicas

NO

THIS IS NOT THAT THREAD

also, note "cheap" in the title. first gen camaro != cheap

what i wouldn't give right now for a 66 lincoln continental...hartop or convertible

http://www.calcruisingauctions.com/goodguys/1964lincolncontinental.jpg

ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS! :love:

god i love those, probably in my top 20 if not top 10 cars ever. what a monster. i've got the quarter panel emblem off one on my bookshelf, found one in the junkyard once.
but definitely not in the category of "cheap old cars". even if i found one for nothing, the gas would put me in the poor house. also i'd probably back into my house trying to turn it around in the driveway. i love how the corners are all bumper, like the designers new they were making a car that was too goddamn big.

[!Zar!]

Muscle would be cool if it wasn't for gas prices.

[BustedS13]

Muscle would be cool if it wasn't for gas prices.

the sixes and smaller v8's in the smaller cars (read: dart, 'stang) really aren't that bad on gas. it's the 390's, the 440's, the 18 foot long boats that get the shitty mileage... i guess if i had a long commute my idea of "bad on gas" would be different, though. but my daily commute is like ten minutes, so...

[!Zar!]

Well I would drive a hummer if that's all I had to worry about.

But my commute is about 45 mins (at higher than posted speeds).

So yeah. haha.

Not saying that I wouldn't. I mean my benz gets like 10mpg or something shitty like that.

Just have to be in the mood for it I guess.

[muddafakka]

El Camino

I remember seeing a murdered out one...so sickkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Cruck...best of both worlds. Throw your junk in the back and haul ass

Or try finding a Ford Ranchero.
http://macc.chevelles.net/images/jimsec.jpg

Impalaaaaaaaaaaa

Please...don't give it Donk treatment kthx.

http://www.pjsamericaniron.com/images/69-Impala/impala008.jpg

[kdashy]

what the fuck

attention guys posting fiats and celicas

NO

THIS IS NOT THAT THREAD

also, note "cheap" in the title. first gen camaro != cheap



god i love those, probably in my top 20 if not top 10 cars ever. what a monster. i've got the quarter panel emblem off one on my bookshelf, found one in the junkyard once.
but definitely not in the category of "cheap old cars". even if i found one for nothing, the gas would put me in the poor house. also i'd probably back into my house trying to turn it around in the driveway. i love how the corners are all bumper, like the designers new they were making a car that was too goddamn big.

Suicide doors, oh my!

Love that car.

[BustedS13]

Please...don't give it Donk treatment kthx.

no fear, homie don't play that.

[bigJ86]

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9G_bHLrIolIIoMBl6OjzbkF/SIG=12etpopso/EXP=1217033323/**http%3A//www.maverickcometclub.org/pics/bob_beck_grabber.jpg



ford maverick or comet...very nice

[HyperTek]

72 buick revera
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/car/768496645.html

68 skylark
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sgv/car/768317188.html

48 buick
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/car/767732440.html

or oldskool caddi eldorado or fleetwood
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/car/765231523.html

dam this one looks awesome
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/car/764324852.html

[BustedS13]

both of those caddies are rad, but, also incredibly bad on gas. i may have a short commute, but that'd be like driving the car i have now and just throwing handfuls of cash out the windows every couple miles.

[SexPanda]

what i wouldn't give right now for a 66 lincoln continental...hartop or convertible

http://www.calcruisingauctions.com/goodguys/1964lincolncontinental.jpg

ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS! :love:

LOL. Then next thing you know, a former marine is taking shots at you from a book depository.

[Agamemnon]

This is what my current project is:
http://users.chariot.net.au/~stmezz/celica1.jpg

It's not from the 70's, but it is a 1980 model.
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g138/blakesaurus/17.jpg

[muddafakka]

I just wanna say that cars from the late 60's and early 70's fucking owned. There will never be anything else like them. I personally think those few short years were the pinnacle of automotive design and expression. Yeah technology and electronics are cool and all but seriously, those cars had everything I'd ever need. I don't need satellite navigation or radio, voice activated controls, a million switches on my steering wheel, traction control or electronic stability control, etc. I'll always love old school.

/nostalgic thoughts

I need to own at least 1 or 2 of these cars before I die
67-69 Camaro (a guy I know sold his '68 and still has his '69...refuses to sell it to me)
68-70 Charger (My pops had a '68...I know he misses that car)
68-72 Chevelle or Skylark/Gran Sport
65-70 Impala SS (when I went to HS this one kid had a really clean one)
69-70 Marauder

[allntrlundrgrnd]

i always thought ramblers were pretty cool. a guy i used to work with picked one up for stupid cheap and it was in great condition. this was a few years ago, i dont know how the market for them is now.

http://www.autoweteran.gower.pl/AMC/Rambler_SC_1969.jpg

http://oldcarandtruckpictures.com/AmericanMotors/1969Rambler-a.jpg

[essforteen]

what i wouldn't give right now for a 66 lincoln continental...hartop or convertible

http://www.calcruisingauctions.com/goodguys/1964lincolncontinental.jpg

ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS! :love:

My math teacher in highschool had one like that but in a greenish color it was nice and he made a joke tellin us he bought it because he could fit teenage girls in the trunk..... the look on the girls face was hilarious!

[Landers]

This is what my current project is:
http://users.chariot.net.au/~stmezz/celica1.jpg

It's not from the 70's, but it is a 1980 model.
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g138/blakesaurus/17.jpg

Details??? What kind of car??? This car owns house. Love it. Boss as helll.

[Yuri]

Here's my cars for inspiration.

1974 Duster:
I paid $2650 for it, and put another $3500 worth of parts in it.
You can find them now for less than what I paid.
For example, a 318 auto '74 is going for about $2000 in beat driver condition.
a slant six '71 can be picked up for around $2500.
There are usually at least 6 for sale at any given time on craigslist.
http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x158/DKapt/Yuri%20projects/Duster/Dustdevilshowresize.jpg

1973 Satellite:
I paid $1700.
If you can find one, you can get it from about $2000 for a project/shell, to about $4500 for decent driver. The prices on these recently went up a bit.
http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x158/DKapt/Yuri%20projects/Satellite/policewheelssatellite.jpg

[HyperTek]

i think that black car is a late nova?

72 charger
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/car/762632461.html

i like old 70s firebirds
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lgb/car/762554538.html
probably harder to find compared to camaros and they cost more
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/car/759304765.html

[Yuri]

i think that black car is a late nova?


It's a 1980 Chevrolet Malibu.

[ericcastro]

I would say the Dart or Swinger. i have always been a fan of thier boxier style. 2" drop with some pipes and your looking good. Nice and Cheap.

maybe a nova. no rake on it though. just lower it onto some older american style racing rims or mags.

[muddafakka]

If all else fails, there's always the late model Cutlass.
http://www.americandreamcars.com/1977olds.jpg

[Yuri]

Plymouth Furies are awesome and cheap.
http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x158/DKapt/72ply_press01b.jpg

More cars for inspiration
http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x158/DKapt/4243273-DSC049042.jpg
http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x158/DKapt/RR8.jpg

It would have been cool to be in the market when these were $1200 cars and people did this with them...
http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x158/DKapt/muddychallenger.jpg
http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x158/DKapt/wetchallenger.jpg

[Agamemnon]

Details??? What kind of car??? This car owns house. Love it. Boss as helll.

Sorry. I guess I posted too fast. I should've added that the pics are not my actual cars. I used the pics as a reference due to the fact that I dont have access to my pics folder. However, I do daily a 1980 chevy malibu and that my oldschool project is a 1976 Toyota Celica. Back when they were still RWD.

[muddafakka]

What about an early 70's Monte Carlo?

Or get a late 70's model and be like Alonzo Harris in Training Day

http://www.chevelle-club.com/images/DSC02887.JPG
http://www.autocult.com.au/img/gallery/full/P7HXMRFB.jpg

[BustedS13]

update: checking out a '73 Plymouth Scamp tomorrow. 225 slant six. not much power but pretty much indestructible. car's got a little quarter rust (find me a 35 year old car that doesn't) and a radiator leak, $1200 OBO. give him a grand, put another $1500 or so into new rad/hoses, I/H/E, 4 barrel, patch the quarters, garage paint job... could be a fun little econo rocket. with a funny name.

http://images.craigslist.org/01150001030901040420080726a224f56281480b473100a342 .jpg

[Yuri]

update: checking out a '73 Plymouth Scamp tomorrow. 225 slant six. not much power but pretty much indestructible. car's got a little quarter rust (find me a 35 year old car that doesn't) and a radiator leak, $1200 OBO. give him a grand, put another $1500 or so into new rad/hoses, I/H/E, 4 barrel, patch the quarters, garage paint job... could be a fun little econo rocket. with a funny name.

http://images.craigslist.org/01150001030901040420080726a224f56281480b473100a342 .jpg

Where are you located?
If you are in SoCal, I've got some free parts for you.

If you buy it, check out forabodiesonly.com, best site for Chrysler A-bodies.
Nice color, I dread what's under the vinyl roof however.

[BustedS13]

Where are you located?
If you are in SoCal, I've got some free parts for you.

If you buy it, check out forabodiesonly.com, best site for Chrysler A-bodies.
Nice color, I dread what's under the vinyl roof however.

saint louis >.<

and yeah, we'll see when i check it in person... i'd like to respray it charcoal with a black trunk stripe, or maybe olive drab since it's already practically that color. probably won't fuck with the roof just to avoid the horror show.

[codyace]

Why not an old Caddy? Comfy, cushy, decent MPG for a boat...highway bruiser.


I'd love to find some old, 71 fleetwood or something...just to pimp the heck around.

[Agamemnon]

Why not an old Caddy? Comfy, cushy, decent MPG for a boat...highway bruiser.


I'd love to find some old, 71 fleetwood or something...just to pimp the heck around.

Nah. Try a 1968 Caddy Calais
http://www.mautofied.com/AdPhotos/100021588_1.jpg

[mothon]

How about a vega

http://www.cosworthvega.com/gallery_pictures/1002_0372.jpg

[soreballz]

^No, fuck Vegas; Vegas are only good for being ugly all-out drag cars.

Ask me how I know.

(Or don't ask. I'm not in a story-telling mood. lol)

[Bubbles]

The only way I'd ever buy one of these cars is if it resembled something I had seen out of a badass movie. Like dropping f-bombs everywhere, lots of guns, dialog, and suit wearing dudes kind of movie.


Oh, that first thing you posted is cool.

[BustedS13]

^No, fuck Vegas; Vegas are only good for being ugly all-out drag cars.

Ask me how I know.

(Or don't ask. I'm not in a story-telling mood. lol)

there's a guy right down the street who has a purple vega with something like 18" wide rubber on the back. if you look at it from the back, it looks like there's more rubber than axle. it's pretty dope.

[VROOOM]

my dad's car is like that

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k79/nismothecat/IMG_0503.jpg

[hunter8411]

Vegas can be pretty cool. I had one for a few years with a built 350. Was black with a cowl hood scoop and all shaved emblems. Ill see if I can find some pics when I get home.

Actually looking for one for my next project car.

[krisdeezy]

you should get one of these beasts !!!

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k311/kris_doma/101_0954.jpg

cops never look at this ! :bigok:

[240trainee]

what i wouldn't give right now for a 66 lincoln continental...hartop or convertible

http://www.calcruisingauctions.com/goodguys/1964lincolncontinental.jpg

ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS! :love:

I plan on buying one of these this coming spring, after I get out of some debt.

Wanna make my dream a reality, semi truck air bags, overbuild suspension, so I can lay frame, or pump up the bags and town my 240 on a full trailer.

WAT?????

[jdmdrft]

Ive always wanted to have a first generation celica gt liftback. i seen one in a magazine i had and fell in love with them. they are nicknamed the japanese mustang. haha.

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l138/dillonboyd_2011/Celica_ra28.jpg

[Matej]

Someone local needs to buy this.
Found in barn...1975-6 Toyota Celica GT (http://wichita.craigslist.org/car/771292675.html)


Found in barn...1975-6 Toyota Celica GT - $500 (Lindsborg, KS)

Reply to: [email protected] ([email protected]?subject=Found%20in%20barn ...1975-6%20Toyota%20Celica%20GT%20-%20$500%20%28Lindsborg,%20KS%29)
Date: 2008-07-26, 8:09PM CDT


Bought a farm with a barn and found a brown...um car. Its a 1975 or 76 automatic 86000 miles, not 186K. Its got alittle rust around the edges, some small dents here and there, interior in decent shape, glass all good. Last registered in 1993, ran when parked. I believe the right front lower control arm got bent at one point and thats why it was put in the barn, to be fixed later... I blew up the tires and pulled it out with my atv, rolled real easy and the brakes even work. Undercarriage appears to be solid, wiring doesn't look like its been eaten away. Shoot me an email if interested, the car is here on the farm, located about 15 miles south of Salina and about 2 miles west of 135 on a paved road.
Thanks

http://images.craigslist.org/0115000116010104042008072643ae94b5dd523160f2009eb6 .jpg
http://images.craigslist.org/0102060104040103122008072618fbd2a7732369a1400070be .jpg
http://images.craigslist.org/01040401160901030820080726489747972d18dbfaf800b1ac .jpg
http://images.craigslist.org/010211010305010404200807262969c8771bf7bc35e200607c .jpgfile:///C:/Users/MATEJB%7E1/AppData/Local/Temp/moz-screenshot-1.jpgfile:///C:/Users/MATEJB%7E1/AppData/Local/Temp/moz-screenshot.jpg

[codyace]

I plan on buying one of these this coming spring, after I get out of some debt.

Wanna make my dream a reality, semi truck air bags, overbuild suspension, so I can lay frame, or pump up the bags and town my 240 on a full trailer.

WAT?????

Gonna fill the trunk with air compressors and tanks to fill those triaxle bags? hehe.

[Matej]

Ive always wanted to have a first generation celica gt liftback. i seen one in a magazine i had and fell in love with them. they are nicknamed the japanese mustang. haha.

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l138/dillonboyd_2011/Celica_ra28.jpg
Someone found one of those in a barn in Kansas.
It's for sale.
500$.
Found in barn...1975-6 Toyota Celica GT (http://wichita.craigslist.org/car/771292675.html)

http://images.craigslist.org/0115000116010104042008072643ae94b5dd523160f2009eb6 .jpg
http://images.craigslist.org/0102060104040103122008072618fbd2a7732369a1400070be .jpg
http://images.craigslist.org/01040401160901030820080726489747972d18dbfaf800b1ac .jpg
http://images.craigslist.org/010211010305010404200807262969c8771bf7bc35e200607c .jpg

[jdmdrft]

dang good find man. +rep!

[240trainee]

Gonna fill the trunk with air compressors and tanks to fill those triaxle bags? hehe.

I dunno man, it's kinda a half formed plan atm

lolz.

[Agamemnon]

Someone local needs to buy this.
Found in barn...1975-6 Toyota Celica GT (http://wichita.craigslist.org/car/771292675.html)


Found in barn...1975-6 Toyota Celica GT - $500 (Lindsborg, KS)

Reply to: [email protected] ([email protected]?subject=Found%20in%20barn ...1975-6%20Toyota%20Celica%20GT%20-%20$500%20%28Lindsborg,%20KS%29)
Date: 2008-07-26, 8:09PM CDT


Bought a farm with a barn and found a brown...um car. Its a 1975 or 76 automatic 86000 miles, not 186K. Its got alittle rust around the edges, some small dents here and there, interior in decent shape, glass all good. Last registered in 1993, ran when parked. I believe the right front lower control arm got bent at one point and thats why it was put in the barn, to be fixed later... I blew up the tires and pulled it out with my atv, rolled real easy and the brakes even work. Undercarriage appears to be solid, wiring doesn't look like its been eaten away. Shoot me an email if interested, the car is here on the farm, located about 15 miles south of Salina and about 2 miles west of 135 on a paved road.
Thanks

http://images.craigslist.org/0115000116010104042008072643ae94b5dd523160f2009eb6 .jpg
http://images.craigslist.org/0102060104040103122008072618fbd2a7732369a1400070be .jpg
http://images.craigslist.org/01040401160901030820080726489747972d18dbfaf800b1ac .jpg
http://images.craigslist.org/010211010305010404200807262969c8771bf7bc35e200607c .jpgfile:///C:/Users/MATEJB%7E1/AppData/Local/Temp/moz-screenshot-1.jpgfile:///C:/Users/MATEJB%7E1/AppData/Local/Temp/moz-screenshot.jpg


Its a 1976, not a 1975. The hatches came in only the 76-77 years.

[silviaguy240]

I dunno man, it's kinda a half formed plan atm

lolz.

you could rent a truck and tow this back...but i kinda want to buy it.

1961 lincoln suicide door (http://delaware.craigslist.org/car/761932439.html)

[VQMaxFan]

70-73 monte carlo if you can find one
Malibu Chevelles are usually pretty cheap and the same with the buicks everyone mentioned before.
Cougars can be found pretty cheap too

but nowadays its more about buying whats around you for a good deal instead of looking for that one car that can take years

[slidetankslide]

what i wouldn't give right now for a 66 lincoln continental...hartop or convertible

http://www.calcruisingauctions.com/goodguys/1964lincolncontinental.jpg

ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS! :love:

+5000000005489673490873459068700000

favorite car ever. and i hate fords

[BOROSUN]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c6/Toyota_Corolla_front.jpg
<3 70 corollas

[240trainee]

you could rent a truck and tow this back...but i kinda want to buy it.

1961 lincoln suicide door (http://delaware.craigslist.org/car/761932439.html)

Thats 350/350 swap was what I was planning on doing when the 430 blows.

[codyace]

Thats 350/350 swap was what I was planning on doing when the 430 blows.

350 in a Ford?


Crickies no!


Put a Windsor in that thing, or a FE.

[240trainee]

God I hate Fords though

hahahahaha

then a 351 or whatever. Something common and reliable with a decently built overdrive auto trans.

[Phlip]

70-73 monte carlo if you can find one
Malibu Chevelles are usually pretty cheap and the same with the buicks everyone mentioned before.
Cougars can be found pretty cheap too

but nowadays its more about buying whats around you for a good deal instead of looking for that one car that can take years
Someone around the corner from me is selling a 70-72 monte carlo, but I can NEVER catch the sumbitch home and his mother refuses to take a message.

[flip3d]

I vote Monte Carlo.

I would totally jump in and get one but I'm like -$236 :(

[codyace]

God I hate Fords though
hahahahaha
then a 351 or whatever. Something common and reliable with a decently built overdrive auto trans.

Hate Fords? NEVER haha

351w + AODE. You can build them pretty strong, and have a great O/D.

SBC 350 into thta old Linc would be like marrying your sister haha.

Someone around the corner from me is selling a 70-72 monte carlo, but I can NEVER catch the sumbitch home and his mother refuses to take a message.

Ah, what a great brawley car. A good friend of mine had a 71 in highschool...what a cooooool crusier it was.

[Fat Felix]

damn.. there's a few pretty cheap Continentals in the LA area... sooo tempting..

[silviaguy240]

Hate Fords? NEVER haha

351w + AODE. You can build them pretty strong, and have a great O/D.

SBC 350 into thta old Linc would be like marrying your sister haha.


how about a 572?

[240trainee]

Well

Milage is a bitch

hahahahahaha.

And I don't want a monster, just a cruiser. Look stock but with bags, and fun to cruise around in. And Great a/c. lol.

[VROOOM]

get a mid 70's Jag with a 350, my old boss had one and it was awesome.

[thejapino]

I've always liked these:
http://myelcaminoss.com/auto%20pics/cat%206.jpg

[axiomatik]

what i wouldn't give right now for a 66 lincoln continental...hartop or convertible

http://www.calcruisingauctions.com/goodguys/1964lincolncontinental.jpg

ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS! :love:

god, I love those continentals. I have sworn to buy a '65 hardtop some day. Saw one for sale once back when I lived in phoenix, $2000. Man I wish I had the money then. But that's not a '66, looks like a '61. '62-'64 ha a slightly revised grill. '65 has a completely different front end, and starting in '66 they revised the front end again and had a body-line molded in the sides that I don't care for.

this is about exactly what I want:

http://memimage.cardomain.com/member_images/9/web/2193000-2193999/2193166_26_full.jpg

[BustedS13]

god, I love those continentals. I have sworn to buy a '65 hardtop some day. Saw one for sale once back when I lived in phoenix, $2000. Man I wish I had the money then. But that's not a '66, looks like a '61. '62-'64 ha a slightly revised grill. '65 has a completely different front end, and starting in '66 they revised the front end again and had a body-line molded in the sides that I don't care for.

this is about exactly what I want:

http://memimage.cardomain.com/member_images/9/web/2193000-2193999/2193166_26_full.jpg

so long as the side is just a solid vertical slab, i like it. i'd take any year of that gen

[Pacman]

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9G_bHLrIolIIoMBl6OjzbkF/SIG=12etpopso/EXP=1217033323/**http%3A//www.maverickcometclub.org/pics/bob_beck_grabber.jpg



ford maverick or comet...very nice
Beat me to it. There pretty sweet, and could be sleeper, I mean, how many mavericks would you expect to get punked by?

[VQMaxFan]

350 in a Ford?


Crickies no!


Put a Windsor in that thing, or a FE.

Ford tough w/ chevy stuff :)

Someone around the corner from me is selling a 70-72 monte carlo, but I can NEVER catch the sumbitch home and his mother refuses to take a message.

If i ever find one for a reasonable price Im going to buy it lol. Those things are so damn hard to find, especially ones that aren't owned by people who think the damn car is made of solid gold.

[Sir]

69 continetnal anyone?
$750
1969 Lincoln Continental (http://chicago.craigslist.org/nch/car/778061237.html)

[PRADOgy]

dude.. get a Ford Mavrik

[1FSTMAX]

67-72 chevy truck

http://www.universiade-innsbruck.org/wp-content/uploads/custom-chevrolet-c-chrome-illusion-0.jpg

or a 73-87 :)

http://images.classictrucks.com/events/0407cl_santa_12_z.jpg

[S14DB]

Hate Fords? NEVER haha

351w + AODE. You can build them pretty strong, and have a great O/D.

SBC 350 into thta old Linc would be like marrying your sister haha.

Ugh the AOD... Pile of shit stock. But once you build them up and do all the "updates"*they are a nice after that. Still rather have a T5 or T56.



Dodge Aspen, Cheap F platform.

[UfoZ8myCow]

what i wouldn't give right now for a 66 lincoln continental...hartop or convertible

http://www.calcruisingauctions.com/goodguys/1964lincolncontinental.jpg

ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS! :love:

Well if you really feel that way... Would you give $4000 for a white one with blue leather interior??

Because the dealer down the block from where I live has had one sitting there for literally the past year. Clean as fuck. Whitewalls and everything. All it needs is a gangster black paint job and you're set.

[BustedS13]

well, the scamp i was looking at was a pile of fuck.

so now i'm planning to check this one out in person on sunday.
http://home.graffiti.net/ktdigital/scamp/2carfront.jpg http://home.graffiti.net/ktdigital/scamp/2carrear.jpg


'73 scamp, slant six/auto, super six intake/2bbl, split header for true duals, air conditioning, and 98k on the clock. it's on its second owner. standard quarter rust and the paint job is oxidized all over, but that's fine, because it's purple, and purple sucks.
his craigslist ads say he's looking for 3k, but i googled "slant six scamp" and a fucking VID of his exact car popped up, and the description says 2300. i might lowball and ask 2k for it. it looks very nice. here's the vid


YouTube - 1973 Plymouth Scamp (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puk0mGa7ykc)

i really don't enjoy that glasspack sound. some flowmaster 40's would be a great improvement, i think. buy this, sell my acura, spend some of the leftover cash on new mufflers, fixing the rust properly, a good stereo, and a bitchin' charcoal paint job.

[warpd]

IMHO glasspacks sound like shit...alot of newbs/rednecks in the domestic scene try to put them on F-bodys or Mustangs and I have never heard glasspacks on a car and thought "that sounded awesome". Not only do they sound shitty,they don't flow worth a damned either. If you want a cheap decent muffler I say go with either flowmaster 2 or 3 chambers depending on how loud you want it.

[BustedS13]

IMHO glasspacks sound like shit...alot of newbs/rednecks in the domestic scene try to put them on F-bodys or Mustangs and I have never heard glasspacks on a car and thought "that sounded awesome". Not only do they sound shitty,they don't flow worth a damned either. If you want a cheap decent muffler I say go with either flowmaster 2 or 3 chambers depending on how loud you want it.

yeah, that's a very specific sound they make, i think the only car i'd come close to liking it on is a 40's ford or buick or something of that nature, honestly.
this would be a daily, and it's also a slant six so it's not really going to sound impressive ever anyway, but i'd still like a little rumble... what's the next step quieter from a 40 series?

[warpd]

It's a 50 series-thats the three chambered muffler.

[WangonwWarrior]

Be ready to run into a bunch of piles of shit that you do not want to mess with. I bought my camaro solid as hell for $5700 and still ended up putting a shit ton of money into it to make it new again... Just letting you know you need to be careful when buying older/classic cars. so many pple out their now halfass building shit to where after a month it falls apart

[BustedS13]

huge bump

checking this out this week. it's '66 Valiant 100 sedan, $300. doesn't run, needs rear glass.

http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/7816/66plymouthoutfront.jpg

if nothing else i'll do some body work and respray it for practice. i want to paint it like this, but gray body/white roof.

http://americandreamcars.com/1966valiant100121107.jpg

[ESmorz]

Fucking pimp.

Take me now.

:love:

[HyperTek]

dam what happened to yuri? did he move on?

65 pontiac grand prix (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/cto/1043832015.html)

1968 PONTIAC LEMANS/ gto/ 350 (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sgv/ctd/1042141296.html)

[BustedS13]

Fucking pimp.

Take me now.

:love:

:love::love::love::love::love:

dam what happened to yuri? did he move on?

65 pontiac grand prix (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/cto/1043832015.html)

1968 PONTIAC LEMANS/ gto/ 350 (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sgv/ctd/1042141296.html)

that lemans is cool. my dad had a 67 way back.

[ESmorz]

I just wish I had a few extra dollars right now. I would jump the fuck all over this. Paint it Candy Apple Red or Sky Blue with a White roof. Plus some kind of cheap small block v8.

1960 Studebaker Lark

http://images.craigslist.org/3kd3p33o5ZZZZZZZZZ92he3ae703ffe091fa3.jpghttp://images.craigslist.org/3kd3pb3l2ZZZZZZZZZ92ha33288aacff71bd4.jpg

[BustedS13]

that thing is heinous. what is it?

[ESmorz]

that thing is heinous. what is it?

1960 Studebaker Lark

:boink::boink::boink::boink::boink:

[SexPanda]

lol I just bought a 1972 Datsun 1200 for 250 bucks in Licking.

[SexPanda]

Cars : 1968 buick wildcat convertable (http://shopping.rollanet.org/index/listings/page412148.htm) 74 buick wildcat
Cars : 1974 super beetle w/1776 (http://shopping.rollanet.org/index/listings/page415947.htm) 74 super beetle
Cars : 1974 plymouth duster (http://shopping.rollanet.org/index/listings/page351070.htm) 74 duster
Cars : 1977 Trans Am (http://shopping.rollanet.org/index/listings/page414287.htm) 77 trans am
Cars : 1977 Trans Am (http://shopping.rollanet.org/index/listings/page414287.htm) 72 Mach 1 clone
Cars : 1975 porsche 914 (http://shopping.rollanet.org/index/listings/page412283.htm) 75 Porsche 914
Cars : 1973 MOPAR/CHARGER (http://shopping.rollanet.org/index/listings/page414497.htm) 73 Charger
1976 Datsun 280Z (http://stlouis.craigslist.org/cto/1044448688.html) 76 280Z (real clean)
datsun 1974 240z 260z 280z (http://stlouis.craigslist.org/cto/1007475095.html) 74 260Z (real fucking clean)

[Bubbles]

I just wish I had a few extra dollars right now.


Go get a loan. :bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl:

[slowpo]

the 510 :p

http://i528.photobucket.com/albums/dd324/edwinoteamchosenfew/datsun_510_rotary001.jpg

http://bringatrailer.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/1969_Datsun_510_Blueird_Deluxe_Front_1.jpg

[Mangudai]

I always thought it would be dope to get something like a Dart and drop a 2j in it.

[BustedS13]

going to the ATM and then checking out the Valiant at 10pm tonight. probably going to wind up with it. eek.

[20 til 3]

lol, i'd just wait and find a 74ish duster man... decent looking, and you dont have to bend over on the price...plus most of them had the decent 318 in them w/ 4 speed so you can chirp around a bunch

[SexPanda]

lol, i'd just wait and find a 74ish duster man... decent looking, and you dont have to bend over on the price...plus most of them had the decent 318 in them w/ 4 speed so you can chirp around a bunch

you clearly didnt see my post. 1974 duster with 318 lol (edit slant six i fail)

[BustedS13]

lol, i'd just wait and find a 74ish duster man... decent looking, and you dont have to bend over on the price...plus most of them had the decent 318 in them w/ 4 speed so you can chirp around a bunch

Hey, this isn't ideal, but for 300 bucks, fuck it. If I can get it to run, clean it up, and sell it for 1500, that'd be awesome.

[lucky7]

if i ever move south, where there's no winter and consistant nice weather. im getting a 280, and putting it on air.
http://www.uswd.com/images/73mb280sel002.jpg

unrestored, stock hubcaps, etc.
http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm226/paolomontenengro/280sel%2045/280sel6of6.jpg?t=1235439428

drive it, park it, dump it.

[deolio]

if i ever move south, where there's no winter and consistant nice weather. im getting a 280, and putting it on air.

drive it, park it, dump it.

:werd: there's one of those parked outside a euro specialist shop and it is lower than my 240. looks baller as fuck. i love those cars.

[BustedS13]

just put down earnest cash, getting the truck and towing it home thursday morning. this is gonna be fun :D

[Bubbles]

Pull a Burt Reynolds bro.

Make your dreams come true.

[blueshark123]

just put down earnest cash, getting the truck and towing it home thursday morning. this is gonna be fun :D

keep us updated on the build

[silviaguy240]

if i ever move south, where there's no winter and consistant nice weather. im getting a 280, and putting it on air.

drive it, park it, dump it.

the guy that owns the machine shop i got my engine done at has a 300sel 6.3 in dark green i want to buy, but its kinda beat. like this but nowhere near as nice.

http://www.veteran-mercedes.hu/kepekal/kepekW108109/300sel63717.jpg

[lucky7]

the SEL's with the verticle stacked headlights are the shit. i always say 280 because they are pretty common, and cheaper. beat to fuck is the best part though. leave it all stock and unrestored. just put it on the ground. :D

[BustedS13]

keep us updated on the build

yes indeed, picking it up thursday, off thurs and fri, should at least get it cleaned out and a battery in it to see what happens.

[silviaguy240]

the SEL's with the verticle stacked headlights are the shit. i always say 280 because they are pretty common, and cheaper. beat to fuck is the best part though. leave it all stock and unrestored. just put it on the ground. :D

yea, the engine seems fairly easy to take care of and might be reliable. thing that gets me is it has a 12qt dry sump sytstem on it. kinda surprising for a early 70's sedan. and apparantly the thing hauls ass with the 6.3.

[lucky7]

awesome. i love those old MB's, they look so tough yet classy.

[BustedS13]

where can i buy those blankets you always see in old cars over the bench seats? definitely need a couple.

like in this vid.

DFaONS5Rffo

[ESmorz]

Mexican Blanket 78x55" (http://www.campingsurvival.com/mebl78.html)

[S14DB]

Zarape(sarape) blankets

[ZilviaKid]

Zarape(sarape) blankets
Za Rape sounds like something a german doctor would do..

[S14DB]

Za Rape sounds like something a german doctor would do..

Pronounced Sara-Pe

[nsany(atl)]

I have a 4 door 1967 T-Bird with the monster police 428. only has 80,000 miles. Runs and drives needs brakes. $4500

[BustedS13]

you guys rule. the ebay ads even call them "hot rod blankets".

i'm leaning towards blue or grey. to be continued

http://i4.ebayimg.com/07/i/001/14/13/f5c4_1.JPG

http://i2.ebayimg.com/03/i/000/ef/76/a3ae_1.JPG

[SexPanda]

oh shit I know whats going on the Datsun's seats...

[qt_240]

what i wouldn't give right now for a 66 lincoln continental...hartop or convertible

http://www.calcruisingauctions.com/goodguys/1964lincolncontinental.jpg

ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS! :love:


Ugh.. wicked sick... I'd love to cruise around in that thing...

[BustedS13]

this car is definitely going to need some wide whitewalls, and new ones are retarded expensive. this video is cool.

xkcm3rh60p0

[BustedS13]

aw man i just noticed there's one of those blankets in the trunk. cops slapped one of those abandoned vehicle stickers on it so we had to move it into the dude's garage until i can tow it tomorrow.
here's a teaser of what $300 gets you.

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k216/nerfdude/1235672681081.jpg

[ayuaddict]

well my old corolla is for sale if anybody is interested.

[BustedS13]

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k216/nerfdude/1235776315971.jpg

taking a break right now, today has been an unbelievable hell.

[Antihero983]

I love you busteds13. why?

because you have great taste in cars.

i might be picking up another Z for 200$.

hurray for cheap old cars!!!

i really really want a cheap 4 door 1964 dodge polara with a 318 and the pushbutton auto trans.

[ESmorz]

I love BustedS13 because his hands are smooth as butter.

There's a '67 Datsun Roadster for sale in SD for $1,200 right now. Runs and the body and dash are in perfect condition.

I want so bad. Soooooo bad.

[BustedS13]

I love you busteds13. why?

because you have great taste in cars.

i might be picking up another Z for 200$.

hurray for cheap old cars!!!

i really really want a cheap 4 door 1964 dodge polara with a 318 and the pushbutton auto trans.

<3 u 2
i'm amazed i've owned ... fucking 9 cars now that i think about it, and none of them have ever been a Z.
and the pushbutton auto was an option for this car, not sure if i'm happy i don't have it. 3 on the tree should be good fun though. and that polara has a pretty crazy grille, i dig it

I love BustedS13 because his hands are smooth as butter.

There's a '67 Datsun Roadster for sale in SD for $1,200 right now. Runs and the body and dash are in perfect condition.

I want so bad. Soooooo bad.

woah woah woah, my hands are rough like sandpaper. my grooves are deep for your enjoyment
and a 1600 roadster is also on my never ending list of cars i'd like to own for a little while

aaaaanyway, it's been 14 hours of miserable hell with all this shit, one fuckup after another. down forums where numbers were stored. keys were not stored where they should be stored. a tow dolly i was supposed to borrow, 30 miles out of my way, turned out to be a useless tow bar. uhaul took two hours to find me a trailer because they wouldn't rent me a dolly because "you can't use a tow dolly with a rwd car". once the trailer was finally picked up, it was rush hour. once on the road, roads to the highway were closed, and i wound up driving in circles in fucking Forest Park, STL's enormous knockoff of Central Park. tow cables snapped. tires were dry rotted and useless. feelings were hurt. fries were ordered, and came as regular instead of curly. penises were drawn on "rate our service" survey cards. cities lay in ruins.

anyway here's a dirty old sedan in my garage.

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k216/nerfdude/1235804985821.jpg

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k216/nerfdude/1235805083588.jpg
check it, came with a free mexican blanket that looks like The Dude's robe

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k216/nerfdude/1235805053477.jpg

i like how this car has the thousand yard stare of a vietnam sniper.

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k216/nerfdude/1235805017754.jpg
"the horror... the horror"

[soreballz]

Rad, dude.

Does this car have a fire-breathing exhaust in it's future?

[BustedS13]

Rad, dude.

Does this car have a fire-breathing exhaust in it's future?

fuck, now it might. i was going to do down turned tips, but... hmm. maybe.

[ESmorz]

and a 1600 roadster is also on my never ending list of cars i'd like to own for a little while

i like how this car has the thousand yard stare of a vietnam sniper.

Me too. I just has no monies and it sadly deepens me.

The last bit is dead on.

[Antihero983]

that car is fucking sexy. end of story.

[BustedS13]

picking up a spare battery after work, here's hoping something goes alright.

[BustedS13]

after messing with some shoddy wiring, the car now cranks, but it KEEPS CRANKING after i take the key out, until it feels like stopping. supposedly the issue is either the ignition switch or ignition relay. autozone doesn't sell the relay but they do sell the switch for ten bucks, so today is new ignition switch and spark plug wires, because there's a wasp nest on the wires and i don't want to clean it off, i'd rather just throw it away.

[Dr. Acula]

1950 ford coupe. Or 1950 mercury coupe. Drop it chop, it and flat black it. Mmmmmmmm. I plan on getting one. Then get a custom chrome bumper n take all the rest of the chrome off besides front n rear bumper. Plus you can find them in really good condition with a nicer v8 already in them. Been a dream of mine for a while now.


I'm huge on non-muscle old school American cars then beasting the shit out of them. Valiant being one of them. So great choice my friend I hope everything starts going well for you. Make sure u start a build thread or keep this one goin. I'm VERY into this thread. And not one hater yet!

[BustedS13]

rad, zach braff digs it

update: installed new ignition switch. i now get how easy hotwiring used to be, all the wires you'd need are labeled and prominently displayed on the back of the switch, which is easily accessed under the dash. ignition switch did NOT cure starter woes, so it's the starter relay.

while searching for a cheap relay, i came across Auto Parts Fast at RockAuto (http://www.rockauto.com) which has all the oe replacement parts i need for next to nothing. i was going to keep replacing parts one at a time until it ran proper, but to save on shipping, i'm just going to buy a huge load of parts at once. i just ordered:

-cap
-rotor
-points
-condenser
-coil resistor
-coil
-starter relay
-fuel filter
-air filter

all this comes out to about $70 shipped. in addition i've spent $30 on plug wires and the ignition switch. i've got fuel, i've got it cranking, so i just need the damn spark and we should see something.

[Dr. Acula]

Sweet man! I'm gonna bookmark that auto parts place. I'll be sure to use the website when I land me a 1950 ford/mercury coupe :D

haha zach Braff, I got it. Alot of people ask me if I ever saw scrubs, because of my forum name/ xbox gamertag. I'm not going to get into why I have this as my name. However, I am really stoked that your getting closer to your goal. I've never worked on older cars really. So this is a huge interest to me. I definately think it's going to benefit me. When I plan on making my street rod. Good to see a import fan also having an old school taste too :D keep it going dood!

[VROOOM]

there is a 50's Merc in my neighborhood with a Lexus V8 in it. pretty crazy looking

[Dr. Acula]

Damnn. See that makes me want one more. Is it chopped and dropped? And flat blacked out? Please take a picture of it. I hope it's all lead sled styled out.

[Antihero983]

busted, find me a cheap valiant, polara, falcon, or nova. ploz.

[soreballz]

^I can find those cheap, AND fairly rust-free. You're on the wrong coast though.

Horray Socal. lol

[Antihero983]

^aaaaaaaaaaaand you suck lol

i found a valiant just like busted's for $800, i might go look at it

[BustedS13]

this shitbox is pretty much rust free, save some mild surface rust here and there, the obligatory quarter panel rust all a bodies have (which isn't even that bad on it), and a fat rust crater in the driver's side floor pan. really not bad for a car that's been parked in a field for the last decade. from service records it appears it spent most of its life in texas and arizona, though. also a lot of southern california road maps in the glovebox. i can already tell you i have NO intentions of fixing the rust properly. i'll grind off the surface stuff, sure. but the quarters i'm just going to grind back and then fiberglass. and the floorpan.. i'll vacuum out the chunks then pour on some rustolem. might put the car up on jacks and get under it with some rattle can. but that's it. no replacement panels, no patches, no welding. it's a $300 car, fuck it.

in other news, my rockauto.com order has shipped and will be at my door wednesday. and NAPA will have my starter relay wednesday as well.

total expenses thus far:

$300 - car
$28 - coil, condenser, points, cap, rotor, coil resistor, fuel filter (rock auto)
$30 - plug wires, ignition switch (vatozone)
$20 - starter relay
$~60+gas - tow

so hopefully she starts and i can start worrying about the body. i pulled the plugs earlier and dumped some Marvel Mystery Oil in each cylinder under instruction from an a body forum, and gapped the crappy old plugs properly.


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Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Verse Two:
People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'"
that's all right 'cause I get things cookin'
Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me
but ya can't get near me
I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, B,
all the girls they adore me
Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere
'cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear.
My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed
Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid
I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge,
both how I'm livin' and my nose is large
I get stoopid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid,
I use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid
I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it,
I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits
Also told ya that I like to bite
Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write.
All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance
and now I'm gonna do my dance.
{Chorus}
Breakdown:
Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all
Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here
Oh, yeah!
Now that I told ya a little bit about myself
let me tell ya a little bit about this dance
It's real easy to do--check it out
Verse Three:
First I limp to the side like my leg was broken
Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'
Crazy wack funky
People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty
That's all right 'cause my body's in motion
It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
Anyone can play this game
This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name
No two people will do it the same
Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain
Humpin', funkin', jumpin',
jig around, shakin' ya rump,
and when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump
tell him step off, I'm doin' the Hump.
{Chorus}
Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doin' the hump
Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Let's get stoopid!
{Chorus}
Oh, yeah, come on and break it down
Outro:
Once again, the Underground is in the house
I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world,
keep on doin' the Humpty Dance,
and to the ladies,
peace and humptiness forever
{Music and fade}

[origin_s135]

i want a c10 gt-r wassup.

[soreballz]

^Don't we all?

[ESmorz]

IwUcmrqbpoc

[BustedS13]

my brain o.o

but yeah, a friend was openly mocking Val the other night during beer pong, so now my only mission in life is to get it running long enough to do a burnout in front of his parents' house, where he still lives at 25.

[BustedS13]

i just tried to swap out the flat with the spare, so i could roll it out into the sun shiney day and wash it.
i snapped three wheel studs, frowned, and decided to work indoors. i need to put some oil in each of the cylinders and regap the old plugs.
the spark plug is some huge size for which i do not have a socket. so i went to my car to roll out to harbor freight.
oh yeah, i have a fucking flat. RADICAL

[soreballz]

Sounds like you're off to a promising start.

[Antihero983]

crap, now i dont know who has the better sig, busted or esmorz!

anywhoo, post more pics Busted!

[ESmorz]

Driving through town yesterday I saw a Rover P6 that needed some tlc.

Stopped immediately and went to the shop and put and put an offer down on it.

Sooo sick.

[Bubbles]

Sweet Rover Bro.

http://images.google.com/url?source=imgres&ct=img&q=http://bredenforged.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/08-wht-rr-kahn-2.jpg&usg=AFQjCNG-Ea_6Tv2uBrcsN6ScnbvCwe-a9w

[ESmorz]

Looks just like this, but it needs new tires and paint.

http://www.ruediger-wicke.de/61-XK-08.jpg

[soreballz]

^That's not even cool. Its just ugly.

[ESmorz]

Shut up.

Go fuck a fat girl.

:love:

[soreballz]

^Not tonight! :keke:

[BustedS13]

update: this was a bad purchase. months later and nothing has improved: snapped all five wheel studs trying to put the spare on, finally got everything replaced and mounted, shoved the car outside with a for sale sign. gonna wash it tomorrow and put it on ebay. too many projects, cars and otherwise, to be messing with this.

in other news, finally going SR, lawl