Would You Rather...?

[Bomber 570]

Im bored and I want a new Zilvia game.

Here's how it goes, Im gonna ask a "would you rather..." question, the next person is gonna answer it, and ask their own "would you rather..." question, and the next person will answer and ask their question, etc etc etc.

And somebody better play or I swear to god I'll set fire to the smug cloud above LA and cause the earth to destroy itself in the biggest smug storm in history.


Would you rather:

1. Kiss Britney Spears
or
2. Lick a dead rat's testicles.

[ravinaziankid]

Number 1

Would rather drive a Hyundai
or
Ride a horse

[DOOK]

Number 1

Would rather drive a Hyundai
or
Ride a horse

you failed to answer his question above, so I'll answer both... kiss britney and drive a hyundai, they have a 38 mpg something now, and the genesis, which isn't bad looking.

would you rather-

get killed in the face by Phlip
or
get raped by azndoc?

[airsoft]

get raped by azn doc then killed by phlip in that order

Would you rather listen to:

1. Punched by Mike Tyson

2. Phlip lick you ears for 5 minutes

[Okinawandrifter87]

you failed to answer his question above, so I'll answer both... kiss britney and drive a hyundai, they have a 38 mpg something now, and the genesis, which isn't bad looking.

would you rather-

get killed in the face by Phlip
or
get raped by azndoc?

didnt he answer it by saying number 1 meaning britney spears? And id rather have a horse lol no gas just food for it.

[Okinawandrifter87]

get raped by azn doc then killed by phlip in that order

Would you rather listen to:

1. Punched by Mike Tyson

2. Phlip lick you ears for 5 minutes

Punched by mike tyson lol you didnt say how hard haha. jk but seriously. mike tyson.

Would you rather go out with the hottest girl ever and have the worst sex life or go out with someone who isnt beautiful and have the best sex life ever??

[Bomber 570]

Good sex = better than pictures of your hot gf on myspace.

If you had to choose, would you rather:

1. Drive a Civic with a GTR badge

2. An old skool Accord Hatch with a Trueno badge.

[g6civcx]

Civic with GTR badge.

Would you rather:

1) have a clean house and a dirty office, or

2) have a clean office and a dirty house?

[Rob's S14]

Clean house, fuck my office (as long as said office isn't in my house)

Would you rather:

Make alot of money doing something you hate (alot meaning $$$ is never an issue for you)

or

Make just enough money doing something you love

[shmiddy]

doing something i loved

would you rather lose legs

or lose arms??

[qwikspool]

Make just enough money doing something you love

would you rather:

go out with the olsen twins

or

go out with your second cousin (lol)

[Okinawandrifter87]

Clean house, fuck my office (as long as said office isn't in my house)

Would you rather:

Make alot of money doing something you hate (alot meaning $$$ is never an issue for you)

or

Make just enough money doing something you love

hmmm tough one! id rather do something i love and make just enough money.

Would you rather be rich and have no friends and no family, or be low class and have all the friends and family you need?

[Okinawandrifter87]

Make just enough money doing something you love

would you rather:

go out with the olsen twins

or

go out with your second cousin (lol)

Go out with my second cousin hahaha lol

Would you rather walk in on your parents or be kicked in the groin by a horse? hahaha

[stiizy]

Olsen twins (twice the fun they're over 18 now right? j/p)

Would you rather.

Watch your parents have sex?
or
Have one ball or ovary taken out?

[CrashQueen]

I would rather be low class and have all the friends and family i need.


I think after a while of being rich, if i didn't have people around who loved me then it wouldn't make life very much worth living for.


Would you rather:

love and not be loved back
or

be loved but never love?




hmmm tough one! id rather do something i love and make just enough money.

Would you rather be rich and have no friends and no family, or be low class and have all the friends and family you need?

[shmiddy]

Olsen twins (twice the fun they're over 18 now right? j/p)

Would you rather.

Watch your parents have sex?
or
Have one ball or ovary taken out?

lmfao holy shit... im leaning more towards the ball removal lmao

[Suckmycack]

Bye bye testicle! haha.

Would you rather be burned alive
or
Be boiled alive?

[Bomber 570]

^whats the difference? Either way your gettin cooked.....


Give yourself an episiotemy

or

be abducted by mexicans and have a kidney removed while you were awake with no anesthesia.

[drift925]

^whats the difference? Either way your gettin cooked.....


Give yourself an episiotemy

or

be abducted by mexicans and have a kidney removed while you were awake with no anesthesia.

I would rather be abducted by mexicans because Im mexican, so most likely the guys abducting me would be related :D

hahahhahaha I got a freakin great one for ALL of you hahahahah I want someone to really answer it!!!

Would you rather......

SUCK A DICK
OR TAKE IT IN THE ASS!!!

I ask all my friends this shit when we're fuckin around and I love the look on their faces.

[Bomber 570]

^close friends with our closet are we?

Lets just say if I HAD to choose between those two, my mouth is a hole lot bigger than my ass.

On a less gay subject:

Cathrine Zeta Jones in her glory days

or

Jessica Alba

[stiizy]

I would rather be low class and have all the friends and family i need.


I think after a while of being rich, if i didn't have people around who loved me then it wouldn't make life very much worth living for.


Would you rather:

love and not be loved back
or

be loved but never love?


Be loved

Would you rather:

Live on a island by yourself (castaway style)

Or
Live in apt with your biggest fear and you never get to leave?

[Rob's S14]

Jessica Alba, that's a no brainer...although she wouldn't be allowed to talk.

would you rather

lose your sight

or

lose your hearing

[enkei2k]

Jessica Alba, that's a no brainer...although she wouldn't be allowed to talk.

would you rather

lose your sight

or

lose your hearing


lose my hearing that way i don't have to hear peoples high pitch screeching bitchin and moanin

would you rather have an sr20 with 400 hp

or

a ka-t with 400hp

or

an rb with 400hp

or any other equal amount of hp

[Bomber 570]

Lose my sight, I love music too much to lose my hearing. In fact I just bought a Viola (no, not a violin, a viola), and I already own an acoustic and electric guitar, a digital studio piano, a keyboard, an upright grand piano, and a studio grand piano, trying to branch out my talents. After I get decently good at this one, Ill branch out into woodwinds!


$50,000 brand new car of your choice.

$1,500 240sx with $50,000 in mods.

[Bomber 570]

lose my hearing that way i don't have to hear peoples high pitch screeching bitchin and moanin

would you rather have an sr20 with 400 hp

or

a ka-t with 400hp

or

an rb with 400hp

or any other equal amount of hp

yes but then how would you hear the sweet sounds of your engine revving, and tires squealing?

LS2 with 400hp

[shmiddy]

Lose my sight, I love music too much to lose my hearing. In fact I just bought a Viola (no, not a violin, a viola), and I already own an acoustic and electric guitar, a digital studio piano, a keyboard, an upright grand piano, and a studio grand piano, trying to branch out my talents. After I get decently good at this one, Ill branch out into woodwinds!


$50,000 brand new car of your choice.

$1,500 240sx with $50,000 in mods.


brand new car...... you cant pass that up + resale value i guess :ugh:

[Bomber 570]

^joo has to ask a question dooder.

[shmiddy]

my bad

would you rather:
fight i 3 round match with kimbo slice

or

loose a thumb

[ravinaziankid]

I rather fight a 3 round match with kimbo.

Would you rather live your life as a homeless guy in the city
or
Would you rather be stranded on a desserted island

[ayuaddict]

homeless.

shit.

Campo or Dizon?

[airsoft]

Campo

Would you rather be a male prostitute

or

Female prostitute

[sxe]

lol, male prostitute FTW, i give some excellent chilly rainbows.

would you rather be a sex slave for rosie o'donnell

or

be raped by MR. T

[stiizy]

Sex slave for rosie

Would U rather

Eat a Pile of cooked Dog everyday

Or
Live in a house with dead cats everywhere

[sxe]

eat dog for sure, dead cats smell bad

rather make tea with a used tampon

or

have a contaminated beer like in american pie.

[drift925]

eat dog for sure, dead cats smell bad

rather make tea with a used tampon

or

have a contaminated beer like in american pie.

contaminated beer, at least itll get you buzzed.......

would you rather
lose your penis
or
lose your tounge.....

[stiizy]

My tongue i can still write!!

Would you rather

talk outta of your ass

Or

or shit outta you mouth

[airsoft]

talk out of my ass...

Would you rather

punch a healthy baby in the stomach has hard as you can

or

have a a pigoen shit in your eyeball and mouth for 5 minutes

[sxe]

punch a baby, thats easy!!

rather have pubes riped out by the handful

or

eat the cat poop?

[ravinaziankid]

Pubes ripped

Would you rather jump off a skyscraper on spikes
or
Eat 10 dynamites and explode

[sxe]

id jump. "I BELIVE I CAN FLYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!"

rather drowned

or

burned to death.

[Okinawandrifter87]

id jump. "I BELIVE I CAN FLYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!"

rather drowned

or

burned to death.

drowned causes its a guarantee death and you can make it quicker than burning lol.. would you rather have sexy time with an old lady with an std or with a young gorgeous girl.. whom you just found out used to be a guy hahaha

[sxe]

id rather be with an old lady i dont care if there 6 or 66!!!

rather get aids?

or

have a sex change?

(they say aids came from monkeys, who fucked the monkey?)

[CrashQueen]

I'd rather have a sex change than have aids.

I practically act like a guy in lots of ways already. :keke:


Would you rather lick peanut butter off an old man's ass with warts?

or

a young woman with Jenn-ital herpes and a yeast infection?



hahaha

awesome.

[Okinawandrifter87]

I'd rather have a sex change than have aids.

I practically act like a guy in lots of ways already. :keke:


Would you rather lick peanut butter off an old man's ass with warts?

or

a young woman with Jenn-ital herpes and a yeast infection?



hahaha

awesome.

Is the young woman hot haha cause i just licked her lol.

Would you rather be a guy and have girl boobs or would you rather be a guy with a girls big booty? lol

[iROYAL]

Is the young woman hot haha cause i just licked her lol.

Would you rather be a guy and have girl boobs or would you rather be a guy with a girls big booty? lol

girls big booty.


Would you rather take a double-shot of horse cum

or

Would you rather take a sip of your mom's bloody rag juice