The Glorious Fucking Beard Thread

[ESmorz]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y36/AvrilH8er13/beardthrcopy.jpg

It's all in the title.

Show off the biggest and best glorious bastard you've grown to date. Or if you have any, share your calamitous facial hair stories.

Be a man.

It's your duty.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y36/AvrilH8er13/meman.jpg

Yeah yeah whatever I have long hair, get over it. It's only been a little less than a month though since I last shaved. Every time I want to grow out a beard a beezy is like shave that and I'm like "well... do I wanna keep the beard or do the horizontal no pants dance... I usually pick the dance.

[ScottMan]

You must spread some reputation around before giving it to ESmorz again.

[BustedS13]

http://photos-h.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v132/186/17/15912762/n15912762_36083423_7591.jpg

2006, there was about a month where i didn't have a job and just sat around growing beards and eating lipton Noodles N Sides

[luisgonz]

I'll let it grow again just for this thread.

[niSm095]

damn...I haven't not had a beard for like 6 years. fuck shaving. where's my camera

[murda-c]

I can't grow a beard. just some nasty nappy crap on my neck and some pubes on my chin.

[ESmorz]

That's the spirit haha

[HyperTek]

i think phlip will own this thread lol

ESmorz you gotta do the metal gear solid snake setup!!
http://www.freewebs.com/the_sickn3ss/solid-snake.jpg

[Pank]

My beard is bigger than phlips now, i think, unless he hasn't cut his.
Goddamnit, i would posi esmorz again, but i already posi'd him in the music thread. I'll take a picture tonight. Long hair and beards ftw!

[Phlip]

Motherfuck, 2 weeks after I cut it!
Why can you not be a premium member, where we had this discussion like 2 months ago?

[Mi Beardo es Loco]

I've been waiting for this thread for a long long time....sheading tears

[ESmorz]

Motherfuck, 2 weeks after I cut it!
Why can you not be a premium member, where we had this discussion like 2 months ago?

Because I just bought another car an am even more broke now.

Oh and I don't have a credit card, or paypal.

:keke:

i think phlip will own this thread lol

ESmorz you gotta do the metal gear solid snake setup!!
http://www.freewebs.com/the_sickn3ss/solid-snake.jpg


I just got out the pool. I'm already on it haha.

[Mi Beardo es Loco]

I never took a pic of myself with this beard but this is how big it use to be
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b105/Random5595/oldbeard.jpg

also, I was really fat here. Kinda embarrassed of the picture but beer is too kool too pass up.

[ESmorz]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y36/AvrilH8er13/beeeeardy.jpg

One Day... It will look like this.

:yum:

[Mi Beardo es Loco]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y36/AvrilH8er13/beeeeardy.jpg

One Day... It will look like this.

:yum:
so so proud. Fellow Spartan in training eh?

[Pank]

Motherfuck, 2 weeks after I cut it!
Why can you not be a premium member, where we had this discussion like 2 months ago?

HAH!

I know barry doesnt have one, and neither does SR Kelly (I think, i dont go on carolina nissans enough, but i bet he doesnt), and I know sean doesnt, so I am the only zilvian in NC holding it down lumberjack style

http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/8051/053603flapjacksvi0.jpg

[TiNMAN]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y36/AvrilH8er13/beeeeardy.jpg

One Day... It will look like this.

:yum:


dude, i bet you can play a jesus role somwhere :angel:

[ilovecoupes]

Last Summer:
http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v97/171/5/1473930053/n1473930053_30088754_4137.jpg
I swear i don't look that gay in real life. And I don't slit my wrists

Right now I'm a month deep in a full blown beard.

[ALTRNTV]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y36/AvrilH8er13/meman.jpg.The Notebook anyone?

http://content9.flixster.com/question/37/88/27/3788271_std.jpg

Shutup. Where's your pic? :keke:
vvvvvvvvvv

[k's_silvia2.0]

This thread is starting to fail already.
Post some damn pics instead of quoting Esmorz.

[dsc4130]

did somebody say sparta?!!?!?!?!?!?!?
http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i235/dsc4130/temp.jpg
not mine, friend of my girlfriends, still rad and im pretty sure he could eat you. atleast his beard could

[ESmorz]

God damn it.

I do not look like Ryan Gosling!!!! lol

That guy is epic ^

[Agamemnon]

God damn it.

I do not look like Ryan Gosling!!!! lol

That guy is epic ^
You're right. This is who you look like.
http://imgsrv.mix947.com/image/kamx/UserFiles/Image/MORNINGS/GeicoCavemen2.jpg

[ESmorz]

You're right. This is who you look like.
http://imgsrv.mix947.com/image/kamx/UserFiles/Image/MORNINGS/GeicoCavemen2.jpg

Not cool bruh.

Not cool.

:bowrofl:

[spoolandslide]

http://www.bead-art.com/RiverfestBeardExtensions.JPG

looks like i found my thread


hahahah no j/k

[mrpeepers]

i think phlip will own this thread lol

ESmorz you gotta do the metal gear solid snake setup!!
http://www.freewebs.com/the_sickn3ss/solid-snake.jpg

This is actually big boss... but same face and still a bad ass beard

[Bubbles]

I got compliments from girls all the fucking time when I had a goatee.

Why in the hell don't I have one now? Soooo stupid.











2006, there was about a month where i didn't have a job and just sat around growing beards and eating lipton Noodles N Sides



It's awesome isn't it?

[DRavenS13]

I love long beards. I think they're so manly and sexxxxay....

My b/f has been growing his out since January, I'll post a pic when I can get one.

[GSXRJJordan]

Lol I just cut mine today. I can't stand that shit. I didn't have it long though, just about 1". Now it's down to a very managable 2-clip.

I don't know how you guys do it, I just keep pulling at it all day if I have a long beard. Hell, I'm pulling at mine now just thinking about it.

[ESmorz]

Lol I just cut mine today. I can't stand that shit. I didn't have it long though, just about 1". Now it's down to a very managable 2-clip.

I don't know how you guys do it, I just keep pulling at it all day if I have a long beard. Hell, I'm pulling at mine now just thinking about it.

Perseverance.

http://www.indianchiefblowers.com/wp-content/viking-remember.jpg

[Farzam]

Y'all aren't cool enough to see my beard

[S14Josh]

I've been wanting to grow out my entire beard for a whle now. I just have stubble with a trimmed goatee/mustache.

I want to look like I can kill bears with my BARE HANDS!

[Mi Beardo es Loco]

I've been wanting to grow out my entire beard for a whle now. I just have stubble with a trimmed goatee/mustache.

I want to look like I can kill bears with my BARE HANDS!

don't forget, when you graduate to full beard the dress code is jeans, jean shirt, and jean jacket.....EVERYWHERE!

[ESmorz]

I'll have to post a pic of my best buddy

He looks like he is in Amon Amarth

don't forget, when you graduate to full beard the dress code is jeans, jean shirt, and jean jacket.....EVERYWHERE!

Jacket must be bedazzled.

[Mi Beardo es Loco]

Jacket must be bedazzled.
Either with an eagle or skull. it's the code.

[S14Josh]

http://lightninglance.com/LL-Art-Wolf%20Jacket%20Large.jpg

How about a wolf.


Wolfs are neat.

When they howl they are really talking shit to the GODS!

On second thought...
http://www.1880westernwear.com/images/MOUNTAINMANFRONTl2.gif

This will do just fine.

[rainier]

the last beard i grew. i cut if a week later so it was a bit longer.

http://a984.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/90/l_24a18cd66be1b904e5abf5af6dce261f.jpg

[B18C5MK1]

Sweet. A beard thread.

There is a British-based group called the BLF (Beard Liberation Front) which was founded by Keith Flett, a man who needs no introduction. Hang on, he needs an introduction. Keith Flett has a beard, is a socialist, writes for left-wing newspaper, and thinks that there is discrimination towards beards. He is also the self-proclaimed epistolary custodian of the Left, meaning he writes a lot of letters to newspapers with his grumblings.

Anyhow, the BLF has awards every year to congratulate great men and great beards. Usually the number one winner is a combination of success and having a beard. Most likely they don't want the awards to be hijacked by just some guy that has a crazy beard. The movement started because of Flett's grievance with members of the Labour Party who get elected and then shave, or run for a seat and shave in the process to promote themselves with a cleaner look. Last year's winner of the Beard Liberation Front's 'Beard of the Year' went to Robert Plant..

?!

http://bp2.blogger.com/_JuvL85jXN5g/R3W8m8DcX7I/AAAAAAAAAJ4/W3EolYOHFfs/s320/plant.jpg

Robert Plant. A guy that has been famous for a long time and just kind of has a beard! Is that all it takes? A goatee? Maybe just some chops? How about a chin curtain? In their own description the 'Beard of the Year' goes to the man who displays "a positive image of hirsuteness" in the public arena.

I don't get it. These beards are accepted. If you're trying to help liberate some beard styles, help this guy..

http://bp1.blogger.com/_JuvL85jXN5g/R3W-UsDcX8I/AAAAAAAAAKA/-BKhk5Lyztc/s320/_44091071_pa_beard_weiser.jpg


i've got a pretty decent one coming along...

Me & the Wifey:
http://a550.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/2/l_4f4eea34826af325773970d0899cb78d.jpg

Ain't got nothin on paul tho:
http://a723.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/104/l_0f25d47df8fc8297235f995918750502.jpg

[ESmorz]

Robert Plant doesn't even have a beard.

He just has the rapist/english sailor facial hair.

[Bubbles]

Robert Plant could actually be a rapist and he would still rule.

[frosti108]

Last Summer:
http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v97/171/5/1473930053/n1473930053_30088754_4137.jpg
I swear i don't look that gay in real life. And I don't slit my wrists

Right now I'm a month deep in a full blown beard.


i see your lack of beard and raise you one http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-snc1/v261/39/111/665489785/n665489785_729512_2943.jpg

[ThatGuy]

Damn, I want to grow a beard now.

Oh well, just 10 more years until I'd be allowed to grow one again. :(

[smellslikecurry]

i had a sick beard...ill grow it out again next month for ramadaan but i tend to shave it since i dont like getting harassed whenever im trying to use any sort of public transportation

[SexPanda]

i had a sick beard...ill grow it out again next month for ramadaan but i tend to shave it since i dont like getting harassed whenever im trying to use any sort of public transportation

LMFAO.

Isnt Racial Profiling great? i kid i kid. +1 for thou troubles.

Greatest bearded man ever.
http://persistentillusion.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/chuck_norris.jpg

[smellslikecurry]

haha yea it sucks but at the same time i respect the people doing their jobs properly


if i saw some dude named osama mama and had a dope beard id be a little suspicious too after everything thats taken place


unfortunately terrorism terrorizes everyone...just because im Muslim doesn't make me immune to it


anyway sorry i went off topic


heres my contribution


http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v173/145/19/27610243/n27610243_33363441_8143.jpg

[Ace Callaway]

http://a596.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/16/l_38be991a94ae6357307fa96fd2d94d8b.jpg

[SexPanda]

http://a596.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/16/l_38be991a94ae6357307fa96fd2d94d8b.jpg
LMFAO!!!!!!! WTF IS GOING ON IN THIS PHOTO?!

[280zforce]

Ah wtf, I'll join in on this thread.

should've took more pics... few years back my friends were startin to call me Jesus...

it got a lil bit longer than this before I cut it.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/rollaryder1103/bum_look.jpg

[Bubbles]

LMFAO!!!!!!! WTF IS GOING ON IN THIS PHOTO?!

My guess is beer pong.


Then again I could be WAY off.

[TiNMAN]

My guess is beer pong.


Then again I could be WAY off.

looks like beer pong to me :wiggle:

[ESmorz]

I just shaved mine while on vacation.

I'm such a failure.

:sadwavey:

[280zforce]

Whoever just gave me negative rep points and left a message with the rep @ approx. 11:09am PST today that said this....

"take the picture of beard at peak. not "oh it got longer", LIE WITHOUT PICS!!!"

GET A FUCKING LIFE YOU PATHETIC LOSER, WHO THE FUCK LEAVES NEGATIVE REP POINTS IN A BEARD THREAD?!

At least I posted a pic and I mentioned it got a lil longer before I cut it. Moron.

I mean come on, WTF? and then is coward enough not to leave a name. This forum never ceases to amaze me with stupidity.

[Pank]

are you seriously whining about rep in a thread ABOUT BEARDS?
Beards dude, beards.

[ESmorz]

Whining is unbecoming in a beard thread.

Punishable by beard thread exile.

[exitspeed]

I met a dude this weekend that had a totally BA beard. I say that in a completely heterosexual way. Dude looked cool. Like when you see Samual Jackson in Pulp Fiction, and you say, he is one cool MF! That's kinda how this dude was. I told him too. But then him and I were talking to all the ladies and they all said they like a smooth face better.

Dude, still looked cool though.

[Pank]

I was walking out of the bathroom at the bar the other day, and this dude with a viking beard walked in. I said "Hey...NICE beard", and he said "back at you" and we high fived.

seriously, strangest thing ever that also happened to be fucking awesome

[ESmorz]

I met a dude this weekend that had a totally BA beard. I say that in a completely heterosexual way. Dude looked cool. Like when you see Samual Jackson in Pulp Fiction, and you say, he is one cool MF! That's kinda how this dude was. I told him too. But then him and I were talking to all the ladies and they all said they like a smooth face better.

Dude, still looked cool though.

Yeah i cut mine for a job interview I never wound up going too.

Fail.

However, all the girls are like omg omg you looooook so amazing without it, and I'm like eh I feel so naked. ha

http://i32.tinypic.com/20h7ur9.gif

I was walking out of the bathroom at the bar the other day, and this dude with a viking beard walked in. I said "Hey...NICE beard", and he said "back at you" and we high fived.

seriously, strangest thing ever that also happened to be fucking awesome

I do that all the time. I just say "You have a glorious beard sir" Some peoples reactions are so startling. Especially this old guy in the mall.He seemed very astonished someone talked to him and gave me a hearty handshake haha

But you know me, I'm always out to make everyones day just that much better.

:keke:

[DOMA!!!]

just don't let it get to this point
http://www.stewarts.us/pics/events/Portland,%20February%2012th,%202001/jay,%20no%20shirt%20in%20portland%20hotel%20with%2 0beard.jpg

[SW20Racer]

But then him and I were talking to all the ladies and they all said they like a smooth face better.

yeah smooth faces and assholes who give em a black eye twice a year. always how it goes. get a merkin for your face. that way you can be like a chameleon.

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/3/37/Merkin_1.jpg/180px-Merkin_1.jpg

[Pank]

that is an accurate picture of me, but it was a crappy camera so you cant see cheeto dust and ranch dressing in my chest/beard

[exitspeed]

I can't grow a beard to save my life.

For real. If something said 'You have 2 weeks to grow a beard or I will shoot you in you face!', I would be shot in the face in two weeks from the time he said that.

[SW20Racer]

just don't let it get to this point
http://www.stewarts.us/pics/events/Portland,%20February%2012th,%202001/jay,%20no%20shirt%20in%20portland%20hotel%20with%2 0beard.jpg

my random fat guy with a beard has guns. i win.
http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn217/sw20racer/010105011501010311200804039a12f4975.jpg


here is about as long as mine can get before it gets itchy (shitty cell phone pic, so deal with it)
http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn217/sw20racer/Nelsonupclose.jpg
^^those arent my glasses either by the way^^


in the winter, ill grow more, but right now no way.

[Pank]

did you take that on a webcam from 1992?

[ESmorz]

The offspring called they want their hairdo back.

^_^

[spoolandslide]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y36/AvrilH8er13/meman.jpg



http://a747.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/122/l_543286cff7635e48fffbb62451c47af2.jpg



not so glorious anymore :keke:

[ESmorz]

I know I've failed.

Fucking baby face.

Oh well I already have a decent scruff going again.

[spoolandslide]

hahahaha-a- ha-ha-ha

[ESmorz]

hahahaha-a- ha-ha-ha

You can't even grow any facial hair.

It's better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all.

:cj:

[spoolandslide]

i know thats why i never posted a pic
i didnt want to be embarrassed in front of everybody
and now i am
you just called me out with that little cartoon of a cockeyed blue guy jerkin off




my manhood has been criticized
and i can do nothing :cry:

[low and slow]

I've got a goat now, but that's about as much as I can grow in a decent amount of time.

I'll start growing the rest now, and I'll update with a picture next year.

Maybe I should give this stuff a shot -

http://www.manekineko.us/catalog/images/product/Rogaine3_enlarge.jpg

That would probably give me the most epic beard...ever.

[ESmorz]

I've got a goat now, but that's about as much as I can grow in a decent amount of time.

I'll start growing the rest now, and I'll update with a picture next year.

Maybe I should give this stuff a shot -

http://www.manekineko.us/catalog/images/product/Rogaine3_enlarge.jpg

That would probably give me the most epic beard...ever.

Doooooo it.

If I had cash Id do it lol

[h23]

Time for you pussies to be put to rest

http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff273/zenkii/matt001.jpg

[lflkajfj12123]

my right side of my chin grows faster than the left

i'm fucked.

[driftking777]

i own at epic...lolz...

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d190/driftking777/n116400005_30214168_1164.jpg

[jdmdrft]

someone likes to sit on big wood. :keke:

[Clowny]

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d80/ClownyMelonBalls/22.jpg

thats me at my old job.

[Bubbles]

I can grow neck beard like a fucking monster.




A monster I tell ya.

[SW20Racer]

did you take that on a webcam from 1992?

The offspring called they want their hairdo back.

^_^

lol i didnt even own a webcam in '92 i cant even tell you if i KNEW about webcams in '92

and the offspring can call till your phone blows up, they aren't getting their hairdo back.

+1 to ya both for having a sense of humor.

[ESmorz]

lol i didnt even own a webcam in '92 i cant even tell you if i KNEW about webcams in '92

and the offspring can call till your phone blows up, they aren't getting their hairdo back.

+1 to ya both for having a sense of humor.

No +1 for you having a sense of humor.

Half of Zilvia would take that up the ass :keke:

This is The Glorious Fucking Beard Thread there is no room for complaining or being a ninny bitch haha

[lflkajfj12123]

half the fuckers in this thread look like pedophiles

TAKE THAT IN THE ASS ZILVIA.NET

[ESmorz]

half the fuckers in this thread look like pedophiles

TAKE THAT IN THE ASS ZILVIA.NET

Hey hey man just because I have trouble satiating the urge for 13 year old girls doesn't make me a pedophile.

The economy made me do it.

I could only afford a 240sx and the only girls those impress still think Hannah Montana is a real person.


:angel:

[Bubbles]

Speaking of taking it in the ass and Hannah Montana.........



Hiiiiyyyyoooooooooo

[downshift_sideways]

http://a793.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/122/l_e9577510406379a3f4f5ae3a11970e38.jpg

Far Left.

Somewhat shaven.

[driftking777]

someone likes to sit on big wood. :keke:

im not sitting...im straddling...lol

[SW20Racer]

Speaking of taking it in the ass and Hannah Montana.........


Hiiiiyyyyoooooooooo


you want miley cyrus to grow a beard and make sex to your butt?


C'MERE BOY!
http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn217/sw20racer/mileybeard.jpg

[low and slow]

This thread is bringin' the lulz.

I have officially decided that I am going to grow my shit out until...well, whenever.

I have no intentions of shaving, and I'm curious to see how it turns out.

The woman will probably bitch eventually, but my will power and/or my ability to tune her out shall prevail!

[ESmorz]

This thread is bringin' the lulz.

I have officially decided that I am going to grow my shit out until...well, whenever.

I have no intentions of shaving, and I'm curious to see how it turns out.

The woman will probably bitch eventually, but my will power and/or my ability to tune her out shall prevail!

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y36/AvrilH8er13/man.jpg

[1ZlowZ]

I had to get stitches on my chin so I can't grow a tiny spot. I just turned sixteen 5 days ago. when it grows out faster and better I'll take a picture. I can grow it all except the part that connects mustache to the chin.

[murda-c]

I remember all the kids with neckbeards in high school.

If you're gonna grow that shit, at least keep it clean.

I've seen some nasty shit, how hard is it to keep a comb in your pocket.

[ESmorz]

I remember all the kids with neckbeards in high school.

If you're gonna grow that shit, at least keep it clean.

I've seen some nasty shit, how hard is it to keep a comb in your pocket.

:werd:

Neck beards are fucking ridiculous lol

[ilovecoupes]

one month ago

http://photos-h.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v296/119/75/1132216155/n1132216155_96655_8830.jpg

[just1pepsi]

taken w/ my webcam since I'm in the middle of moving so all my shits packed up. I usually hover somewhere between this, this+scruff or just a long ratty goatee -- I've been changing jobs every few months lately at work, and when I do interviews I tend to tidy it up a bit.

http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k97/just1pepsi/194426.jpg

[1ZlowZ]

Hey you guys just out of curiosity at around what time did you guys start to grow full beards?

[SlideWell]

Hey you guys just out of curiosity at around what time did you guys start to grow full beards?

i think i was 17 or 18 and able to grow a full beard. then again, im half persian.

[ESmorz]

i think i was 17 or 18 and able to grow a full beard. then again, im half persian.

I think I was 16 and a half or something.

It was a glorious day.

[SlideWell]

I think I was 16 and a half or something.

It was a glorious day.

come on now, i know it was patchy, unless ur a full breed beast. =p

[ESmorz]

come on now, i know it was patchy, unless ur a full breed beast. =p

I had a small patch directly under my chin, but it wasn't noticeable because my chin grows hair like yeti.

[SmogSUX]

I'm 20 and still grow chin pubes and a neck beard.....I fail at life :(

[blu808]

Here's my mountain summer beard.

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g204/turboskeet/meh.jpg

Here's my refined meeting the parents beard.

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g204/turboskeet/newmeh.jpg

I decided to start growing a beard just for this thread. So. I started over. Here I am tonight.

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g204/turboskeet/09-11-08020.jpg

Im not gonna shave again until I get my rx-7 finished. ha!

[SlideWell]

you patchy man (no offense), heres one of me a few months ago
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a196/PearlWhiteS14/Photo24.jpg

[blu808]

Nice. yea my hair is actually really short there and partially blond for some reason. When it gets longer it all grows in.

[SlideWell]

Nice. yea my hair is actually really short there and partially blond for some reason. When it gets longer it all grows in.

its ok, the LS motor makes up for it all :D

[blu808]

I agree. haha

[SlideWell]

I agree. haha

thats what she said.:whip:

[S13SilviaGirl]

Why do men think that these things are a good idea? *hint* they arent.... a little is ok, but not full on facial mountain dan....just nooooooooo. Please don't do this. please?

[ilovecoupes]

Why do men think that these things are a good idea?

its encoded in our DNA

[murda-c]

Why do men think that these things are a good idea? *hint* they arent.... a little is ok, but not full on facial mountain dan....just nooooooooo. Please don't do this. please?


luckily i can't grow a full beard, or else i'd probably look like kimbo slice.

its encoded in our DNA

yeah, literally....

[BustedS13]

bump

so who's participating in No Shave November?

[dirtdiggler666]

hahhaha i was just gunna bump this up lastnight

i quit shaving about a week ago

[sillyvia13]

http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/23/l_9ed28195d3494695a7884b620988a7ac.jpg
Capt Caveman has arrived.
1 month of growth.
pic taken 1 month ago, still going.

[cserrano86]

I was in a no shaving competition... I shaved last night after a month and a few weeks...
Wasn't looking too full since my facial hair grows too widely spread...

[ESmorz]

http://a857.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/126/l_cd7bcc47ad3b4e750d1a092bb8712d28.jpg

Just got my 2 week bitch beard goin.

Finally going to give the 'stache a chance though lol

[Bubbles]

My stache comes in the quickest.

Mustache rides are never more than a day away.

[evilrps13]

http://a327.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/58/l_ff20ebb29527c52be7ad82bafd1e01b6.jpg

[Om1kron]

Why do men think that these things are a good idea? *hint* they arent.... a little is ok, but not full on facial mountain dan....just nooooooooo. Please don't do this. please?

http://a138.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/105/l_b30ddb49512d3f14674923eb78c24411.jpg

oh shut it, this is sexy and you know it. :keke::keke::keke::keke::keke:

[Om1kron]

http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/23/l_9ed28195d3494695a7884b620988a7ac.jpg
Capt Caveman has arrived.
1 month of growth.
pic taken 1 month ago, still going.

bows down... that is a mighty beard sir. I am not allowed to shave for 2 months.

[Mi Beardo es Loco]

http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/23/l_9ed28195d3494695a7884b620988a7ac.jpg
Capt Caveman has arrived.
1 month of growth.
pic taken 1 month ago, still going.
this gets the mbel seal of approval sir.

































what's with the white valve cover?

[lflkajfj12123]

http://a857.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/126/l_cd7bcc47ad3b4e750d1a092bb8712d28.jpg

Just got my 2 week bitch beard goin.

Finally going to give the 'stache a chance though lol


L O FUCKING L at you short hair

what the fuck did you ninja

[ESmorz]

Country Clubs.

They don't like long hair =(

[lflkajfj12123]

thats cute.

[sillyvia13]

this gets the mbel seal of approval sir. what's with the white valve cover?

Ionno, always wanted a clean engine bay and figured white would help?

NO ONE LIKES IT!
no one... not even a , oh yea it's ok... nope none of that...

I get the White?! wtf?
lol.

Thanks for your approval my fine sir...
Inspiration came from a myspace pic of a old buddy from Keene NH!
He had THE FUCKING BURLYEST! beard on the planet.. I was teared up and said DAMN! thats one fine beard... and so it be.... capt caveman.

[I10cruiser]

haha im /chinese:( no beard for me:)

[sillyvia13]

Still going....
Shits hott... my buddy said I look like the kid from charlie brown the dirty ine with dust cloud...lmao!

[neverrain]

Still going....
Shits hott... my buddy said I look like the kid from charlie brown the dirty ine with dust cloud...lmao!

His name is Pigpen, who coincidentally enough has no beard at all and is a child.

http://kingdomofstyle.typepad.co.uk/my_weblog/images/2007/11/24/pigpen.jpg

I really wish this had been bumped a while ago. I would have work on mine. I'm more of a goat kinda person because I can't stand the itchy when it hits that certain length. I know, i know. Someone here is gonna say thats what real men go through for a beard. Like a test or something. If you can't get past the itchy, you don't deserve a beard. Oh well. I don't like hearing women complain about their face being scratched either.

[lucky7]

i took this in august. its prob 5x's as long as the hair on my head. ive trimmed it and even shaved it off once since this pic. but i buzz my head with a #1 once a week. i leave the beard alone. i like how i dont have to shave every day for work.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3050/2794536991_3a594df2df.jpg?v=0

pic looks weak. looks better in real life. i may snap a newer one. i also have to take a pic of my finger again.

[sillyvia13]

His name is Pigpen, who coincidentally enough has no beard at all and is a child.

http://kingdomofstyle.typepad.co.uk/my_weblog/images/2007/11/24/pigpen.jpg

I really wish this had been bumped a while ago. I would have work on mine. I'm more of a goat kinda person because I can't stand the itchy when it hits that certain length. I know, i know. Someone here is gonna say thats what real men go through for a beard. Like a test or something. If you can't get past the itchy, you don't deserve a beard. Oh well. I don't like hearing women complain about their face being scratched either.

yea thats him... lol
I got the hair and dust cloud too tho! so the lack of beard is no matter lol...
Step up your beard game homie! If a girl cant get over you having a GLORIOUS FUCKING BEARD she's not worth it! lol...
peace out....

btw you also right about itchy, goes away after 1st inch...

[blu808]

My beard failed. I am starting over. lol

[Str8 Rippin]

i took this in august. its prob 5x's as long as the hair on my head. ive trimmed it and even shaved it off once since this pic. but i buzz my head with a #1 once a week. i leave the beard alone. i like how i dont have to shave every day for work.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3050/2794536991_3a594df2df.jpg?v=0

pic looks weak. looks better in real life. i may snap a newer one. i also have to take a pic of my finger again.

This is much better

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3232/3020688839_d60d3b76cf_b.jpg

[blu808]

http://www.bohanindustries.com/andruke/101208/antbday08023.jpg

Thats the latest one

[sillyvia13]

Dang...

Grant that bottom pic is sick... I love rugged city pics...
I lived in boston when I was a kid... live in nh now...in a city but not with warehouses like that...
your Beards coming along to!
nice nice...
I will get a pic soon enough...I cant believe how much mine has grown. I am so hairy,
it soo thick too! I'd take a smack and laugh it off... I got a pillow face...lol

[DUFFM4N]

most recent pic

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b76/emazingef9/80s.jpg

[lucky7]

hell yess. i forgot you even got that pic. for the winn.

[sillyvia13]

http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/40/l_5b31094799274c12818d3f9fbc4f252c.jpg http://i41.tinypic.com/315lbtg.jpg

this is about 3 weeks ago! FUCK YES!

[blu808]

damn. thats bad ass. keep it up!

[Pank]

Sillyvia and I are the only men in the world with enough balls to grow toughguy beards.

maybe he and I will join up and be lumberjacks or longshoreman

[dirtdiggler666]

sillyvia thats fucking crazy that shit kicks ass my beard look like im 10 to yours lol

still got the rims btw lol

[sillyvia13]

sillyvia thats fucking crazy that shit kicks ass my beard look like im 10 to yours lol

still got the rims btw lol

Yea I do, on my daily driver... well I just parked it.. its cold here and snows coming... plus I have a oem rad and the top plastic piece has a tiny crack...SO OUT WITH THE MOTOR!! lol... rebuild. Edit note avatar, those are your old wheels on car... there's 10 fn's in the pic. lol. 4 x10 4 x9 and 2 x8! lol... best bang for buck.
pics.
http://i388.photobucket.com/albums/oo323/sillyvia13/carbonfiber102.jpg
http://zilvia.net/f/chat/136032-most-extreme-tire-stretch-thread-23.html#post2400320 few more pics, look great... thanks again! hope you and your fam are doing well! This is my son I told you about!
http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/36/l_d7c7fe8d75b94254a4d73fd5f280d1d1.jpg

Sillyvia and I are the only men in the world with enough balls to grow toughguy beards.

maybe he and I will join up and be lumberjacks or longshoreman

Sounds good! I would opt for lumberjacks, I live in NH, mad trees! and I already worked with wood for 12 years building houses!
I am honored to be your beard brothern! One day master I will reach you sucsess! of complete BALLERNESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

damn. thats bad ass. keep it up!

I am trying to! EVERYONE around me tells me to cut it...lol..My family from half way across the world got pics, lol! they tell me to cut it! I love it... Its nice to have a free facemask! pillow, food catch!, droll holder! (thats a shitty part mornings dryin da beard!)

GOOD TIMES ALL AROUND! thats all that matters.

[Mi Beardo es Loco]

http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/40/l_5b31094799274c12818d3f9fbc4f252c.jpg

this is about 3 weeks ago! FUCK YES!
holy jesus. I don't know whether to praise you or give you some change.

by the looks of it you got pinkeye too......nope, you're just hiiiiigggghhhhh. lol

[dirtdiggler666]

man fuck what everyone says if you allready got wife/girlfriend kids its not like yout got to impress the ladies i wouldent anyways. btw your kid is super cute and thanks the fam is doing great my little girl is thrashing the house as we speek.

take care man

[Jodan]

i keep it close
http://a985.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/125/l_9f7bbfbcbd9bf467e74c818a07a53ea0.jpg

[sillyvia13]

holy jesus. I don't know whether to praise you or give you some change.

by the looks of it you got pinkeye too......nope, you're just hiiiiigggghhhhh. lol
YouTube - Radar Love - Golden Earring 1973 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIA4gcrk-50) good song to listen and read to!

Either or is fine... if you pray, dont ask for much... you wont be so let down! lol

Spot on with pink eye also!
Next pic I give you will be with a NICE beard shot and a real red eye... :cool:



dirtdiggler666 man fuck what everyone says if you allready got wife/girlfriend kids its not like yout got to impress the ladies i wouldent anyways. btw your kid is super cute and thanks the fam is doing great my little girl is thrashing the house as we speek.

take care man

Fuck women, Impress, lmao! I stooped trying to do that along time ago! lol...
My son is all I care about. I will trim the stash for kisses for him. he dont like the tickles. Yea you lil girl sounds like fun... Deven Enjoys digging into everything... Peace Homie

[sillyvia13]

so a month since my last post here...
The beards outta control... is too much... I gotta take it off... lmao
Its the stash really its gone wild I trimmed it and now its like a fu man chu gone crazy...
One last pic, then freshly shaved for xmas and pics with my boy.

[sillyvia13]

http://i41.tinypic.com/315lbtg.jpg
lmao,

[lucky7]

http://photos-e.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-snc1/v807/146/13/21713097/n21713097_38740596_4324.jpg

http://photos-f.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-snc1/v807/146/13/21713097/n21713097_38740589_2327.jpg

i still do the #1 on top, every sunday.

[sillyvia13]

Perseverance.

http://www.indianchiefblowers.com/wp-content/viking-remember.jpg

http://i44.tinypic.com/2ajaqnt.jpg
http://i388.photobucket.com/albums/oo323/sillyvia13/SNOWDRIFT082.jpg

[wafflez66]

http://i377.photobucket.com/albums/oo214/wafflez65/beard.jpg

[ZilviaKid]

that is the cutest baby ever!

[sillyvia13]

that is the cutest baby ever!
Thanks man, Thats Deven... Keep a eye out for him, he;ll be sliding a go kart real soon. :naughty:

[ESmorz]

I just shaved my Christmas beard off last night.

My face is cold =(

[sac]

Who is down for a NO SHAVE JANUARY?? maybe a NO shave JAN-FEB??

[Phlip]

Who is down for a NO SHAVE JANUARY?? maybe a NO shave JAN-FEB??

I'm in, somewhat.
I WILL NOT have my mustache in my mouth or hair growing down my neck.

[niSm095]

I don't get it. What's all the beard fuss...They're great. Everyone should do it. I haven't actually shaved in about 3 years. fuck razors.

[sillyvia13]

Who is down for a NO SHAVE JANUARY?? maybe a NO shave JAN-FEB??

seeing I aint shaved in a few months I guess I may be a canidate

[sillyvia13]

I'm in, somewhat.
I WILL NOT have my mustache in my mouth or hair growing down my neck.

I here the mouth part...
BUT if you lived North about 6-700 milles you'd be wearing a homemade neckwarmer.... I love it. I also adds a few inches to length of beard, lol...

I am cheating everywhich way... lol

[sac]

I'm in, somewhat.
I WILL NOT have my mustache in my mouth or hair growing down my neck.
Ya i cant stand when hair on back of my neck isnt groomed. I get all irritated if it hasnt had a razor run across it in 3 days. I also am kinda going to cheat as well..

[brndck]

your beards are all pussy compared to mine.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v677/brndck/sf%20trip%20nov%205-8/DSC_0009.jpg

[ESmorz]

I already regret the shave.

Maaaaaaaaaan

[spoolandslide]

I already regret the shave.

Maaaaaaaaaan

:ddog: hahahahaha :ddog:

[ESmorz]

Go die in Jamaica cunt.

:kiss:

[spoolandslide]

:ddog: hahahaha :ddog:

hopefully your beard will grow back before my return

then again... hopefully in never grows back :axe: