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ESmorz
07-16-2008, 05:35 PM
Your gf is in front of your car.

Do you push her out of the way? Or let her get hit to save your car?

azndoc
07-16-2008, 05:37 PM
If its this most current one that I just had then.

Hit the gf, save the car.

rb25_s13*CHUKI
07-16-2008, 05:42 PM
Save the gf. Let him smash the car, then as he's bringing the sledge hammer back up I'm already coming full force with my aluminum bat to his dome or hands

suislide91
07-16-2008, 05:43 PM
ehhh choose the girl, the car is replaceable =D

corriganjoshua
07-16-2008, 05:46 PM
Hard choice my car means a lot to me:keke:

blueshark123
07-16-2008, 05:48 PM
U can fix the car way cheaper then it would take to fix a girls grill after being hit with a sledge hammer

ESmorz
07-16-2008, 05:52 PM
U can fix the car way cheaper then it would take to fix a girls grill after being hit with a sledge hammer

She's just a gf.

I wouldn't stay with a beezy after she got knocked in with a hammer

:keke:

mRclARK1
07-16-2008, 06:24 PM
I was observant enough to notice a dude with a sledge coming toward us, and dropped him before he ever got a chance to swing it.

Is that an option? haha

ESmorz
07-16-2008, 06:49 PM
I was observant enough to notice a dude with a sledge coming toward us, and dropped him before he ever got a chance to swing it.

Is that an option? haha

Definitely not.

Stop throwing in variables.

Be grateful for the creation I have given you.

:bowrofl:

ThatGuy
07-16-2008, 07:10 PM
Well,the first thing you should do, is create a Poll! :duh:

Here, let me fix that. :bow:

4thHorse
07-16-2008, 07:49 PM
Did she just asked to talk about her feelings? If so that hammers going to hurt

StaticX27
07-16-2008, 10:51 PM
The car won't polish my knob in appreciation afterwards....

Silverstreek
07-16-2008, 11:04 PM
^^^ yeah, but the car ain't gonna expect you to go mow the lawn, do the dishes and talk about feelings n' shit afterwards.

soreballz
07-17-2008, 01:23 AM
Hmmm... How much does the sledge weigh? How strong is the dude swinging it?

If its a 120 pound girly-man with a 2 pound sledge... My girl is getting hit. :keke:

shade
07-17-2008, 01:44 AM
ehhh choose the girl, the car is replaceable =D

Girls are replaceable too you know. Save the car.

ESmorz
07-17-2008, 03:25 AM
Buncha softies on here I tell yah.

lol

Lightning
07-17-2008, 06:36 AM
Save the cheerleader. Save the world.

:squintd:



Unless she's ugly of course.

Antihero983
07-17-2008, 09:47 AM
either one. because either way, i'm getting out of my car with a loaded .38....

YoungGun
07-17-2008, 11:25 AM
Save the car duh!

Okinawandrifter87
07-17-2008, 11:52 AM
Depends on which one is the keeper, is it the car or is it the gf? The answer is right there. I say save the gf. I found a keeper. Yes im a softie. hahaha. =0P

twistedsymphony
07-17-2008, 12:14 PM
Save the girl...

she'll appreciate it and if he hits the car you can sue his ass and use the money to do a JDM front end swap :hsdance:

jrbump
07-17-2008, 10:55 PM
Save the girl and get your salad tossed that night.

carnal_c30
07-17-2008, 10:59 PM
If it was my last girl I'd let the dude hit her and then thank her... She almost got me killed a few times including some fag throwing a knife at me

Sorry to be a bit cold, but a girl is more replaceable than my car, my baby has been with me for 8 years, I've never had a chick more than two... Trade that sh1t in

That being said if it really came down to it I'd save the girl, I'm still a sucker =(

emayearecee
07-17-2008, 11:03 PM
Girls always talk about being "strong and independent" .... let her save herself!;)

rb25_s13*CHUKI
07-17-2008, 11:34 PM
Well the way I am with my womenz.. I don't even like my friends messing around hugging as friends with my lady's.. So what the fuck do i look like letting some dude hit her with a sledge! Hellz naw! haha... But it would be a hard choice between my baby and my lady:mepoke:

deadpirate
07-18-2008, 04:06 AM
if it was my ex..the dude can knock her ass out all he wants


my current girl..she will prolly knock him the fuck out so i wont have to do shit

renegade_ewok
07-18-2008, 09:40 AM
Save the girl - front ends are relatively cheap

djcobra
07-18-2008, 10:11 AM
Save the car! girls come and go, unless she's a keeper; wifey material... I can't take the constant naggin' and all the freaking attention they want. Mind you I treat all my ladies with respect, but for now I think I love my car more...

Steve.

jskateborders
07-18-2008, 11:49 AM
It really depends on the mood, but insurance will fix my car.... However, the girl will prolly break up w/ u, so thats an excuse to play the feild again. Basically its a hard decision. Do I want to get a new front end (kouki???) or play the feild. hmmmm. Any chance of homeboy getting two swings in?

azndoc
07-18-2008, 02:27 PM
I change my mind.

Save the girl.

Oops

stiizy
07-18-2008, 02:51 PM
ehhh choose the girl, the car is replaceable =D

That's right

The car won't polish my knob in appreciation afterwards....

Also true!!

Girls are replaceable too you know. Save the car.

True but i hate too start over and a few days of rest in a body shop wont hurt

I change my mind.

Save the girl.

Oops

Softy j/p

adictd2b00st
07-20-2008, 01:19 PM
save the girl...... the sledge will what, bash the hood or bumper? easy fix..... sledge to the girls face, not so easy fix!

EDacIouSX
07-20-2008, 05:31 PM
depends what part of the car and how much i care for my gf....

Vision Garage
07-20-2008, 09:24 PM
Yea i think ill let jack get hit. Sorry babe but my car is better than U! :)

i8yourfwd
07-20-2008, 09:41 PM
I'd kick him in the balls before the hammer even came down, beat him with it, and steal his money.

Marcus
07-21-2008, 01:45 AM
if you can push the girl outta the way, then push the dude with the hammer. hah. didnt answer the question.

then drive home and
get your salad tossed that night.

in your unsmashed car

azndummie
07-21-2008, 11:31 AM
240s are fucking cheap, save girl you're definitely getting ass

spoolandslide
07-21-2008, 06:36 PM
Your gf is in front of your car.

Do you push her out of the way? Or let her get hit to save your car?

who in their right mind thinks of this shit?


id save the girl and constantly remind her of it everyday:angel:

and then knock her with my sledgehammer:naughty:

sr20boostn20
07-23-2008, 02:49 PM
im sayin save the chick,

let him get a shot at the car,

hit sledge dude with my Louisville,

get him a one nighter, pull a little 1-2 on the insurance company, comeback with a new hood and fresh paint.

Xcede
07-23-2008, 04:21 PM
why would you and your GF be outside the car while a man comes towards you with a sledge hammer? get inside and do a sick burn out, smile and wave to him, then jet off. =]

sillyvia13
07-24-2008, 11:57 AM
fuck the girl, save my car... she's gonna be fucking my best friend in 3 months if I stay with her...
CAR ALL DAY! fuck the hoes.

M4Rl0N
07-24-2008, 02:54 PM
It all depends, if the girl is ugly, fuck her save the car.
But if she is fine as hell, just make sure you dont mess up your car that bad.:wiggle:

240cracker
07-25-2008, 12:17 PM
save the car...
ur car doesnt start drama and can still give u pleasure.

gfs are temp cars r forever haha

so glad my lady doesnt go on zilvia she would be pissed!

DOOK
07-25-2008, 12:21 PM
depends on if my wife is holding my daughter or not... for her health, I hope she's holding jaden at the time, if not, she's taking one for the team.

SR2Zero
07-25-2008, 12:47 PM
Eh, the girl.. My life story.

ESmorz
08-01-2008, 10:30 AM
who in their right mind thinks of this shit?


id save the girl and constantly remind her of it everyday:angel:

and then knock her with my sledgehammer:naughty:

Because it's a serious philosophical question.

:w00t:

blasting_speed
08-01-2008, 05:37 PM
You might love your car no matter what but your girl can help you pay for it when that dude fucks it up. She's probably the dumb ass the caused your car to get hit in the first place. Dressing all sexy with her titties out. She needs to start wearing a sweater and a turtle neck shirt. ahahahahaha

SexPanda
08-02-2008, 12:17 AM
thats a fucked up choice... But insurance can fix your car, not your girlfriends now bowl shaped head. After you save your girl and take down the punk with the hammer, she's obligated to give you whatever you want.

fcdrifter20
08-02-2008, 12:34 AM
save the girl...... the sledge will what, bash the hood or bumper? easy fix..... sledge to the girls face, not so easy fix!

of course it is.... just get another girl. i can find another girl, but i can get back the time spent on having to fix my car again.

so for me its an easy choice. save the car!!!!

all u guys that choose otherwise,if ur married i understand, but if ur not than ur just :whip:hahaha

gmarzan
08-02-2008, 10:22 PM
If you only have LIABILITY on your car....Then save the car
If you have FULL COVERAGE...Then save the girl

lackeydog2
08-03-2008, 12:39 PM
save the girl dents can be pulled but id whip that mo fos ass lol

bunnathp
08-03-2008, 10:17 PM
the girl isnt going to take you home. =)
unless she gives you a piggyback ride.
cARR!!

sweet89s13
08-04-2008, 07:59 AM
ehhh choose the girl, the car is replaceable =D


so is the girl.........:w00t:

muddafakka
08-04-2008, 10:43 PM
I don't have a girlfriend so I choose car.

iggy
08-07-2008, 08:46 PM
gotta save the girl.. 'cus she pays for part of the car. haha...

Shokinem
08-17-2008, 08:46 PM
i would pull out my gun and and shoot him lol

sac
09-08-2008, 11:03 AM
SHOOT THE GUY WITH HAMMER IN THE HEAD WITH MY CCW

save em both then bend her over the car..3 way.. car, girl, you.. best sex ever!!

JRas
09-18-2008, 12:01 AM
I voted save the girl

chances are the one strike he makes is fixable

since a sledge hammer is fairly heavy you should be able to catch him in the chin before the next strike

vodka2
10-18-2008, 05:07 AM
chose the girl , becuase she'll understand that i saved her , and shell fix my car.

Monstorfab
10-22-2008, 02:26 AM
you can always get a new GF

ESmorz
10-22-2008, 03:11 PM
Haha holy shit, I totally forgot about this thread.

:keke:

at23
10-22-2008, 05:24 PM
damnit!ima softie... but she's diffenantly paying for the damage.lol

steve shadows
10-22-2008, 06:45 PM
^^^ yeah, but the car ain't gonna expect you to go mow the lawn, do the dishes and talk about feelings n' shit afterwards.

What kind of girlfriends do you guys have? lol :ugh:

fromxtor
10-27-2008, 06:33 AM
I wish the man w/ the sledgehammer would have distroyed your keyboard so this waste of bandwith would have never been created.

irax
10-28-2008, 04:29 AM
i'd spartan kick the guy with the sledgehammer in the face, then sledgehammer my gf in the belly, then run them both over.

Oo_Skyline_oO
10-28-2008, 01:11 PM
Save the cheerleader. Save the world.

:squintd:



Unless she's ugly of course.

hahahha ^^^^love that show.

now dont get me wrong I love my car...........but I love pussy more :snoop:

ESmorz
10-28-2008, 01:44 PM
hahahha ^^^^love that show.

now dont get me wrong I love my car...........but I love pussy more :snoop:

Yeah but pussy is free, cars... are not.

:keke:

Rapier46
10-28-2008, 06:27 PM
Your gf is in front of your car.

Do you push her out of the way? Or let her get hit to save your car?


What did you do?

palmdale_mob
10-28-2008, 06:41 PM
of course it is.... just get another girl. i can find another girl, but i can get back the time spent on having to fix my car again.

so for me its an easy choice. save the car!!!!

all u guys that choose otherwise,if ur married i understand, but if ur not than ur just :whip:hahaha

+1 for this guy

Fonix36
11-04-2008, 09:36 PM
save the car i could always find another lady theirs millions how many 240 are left in the country

Future240
11-04-2008, 10:50 PM
Save the girl and get your salad tossed that night.

:ugh:Why would you want to do that?

Fonix36
11-05-2008, 12:54 PM
^^^^
Correct me if im wrong but isnt getting your salad tossed a supper gay thing like spooning?

wrapmeup2005
11-05-2008, 01:25 PM
I thought spooning was the new sex? :kiss:

mikemadison_09
11-06-2008, 09:16 AM
save the girl my carbon fiber hood is in the garage

soldiaboy
11-16-2008, 10:05 AM
my cars already banged up, one more hit doesnt matter, now if its freshly painted i might have to reconsider

Future240
11-17-2008, 08:33 AM
I thought spooning was the new sex? :kiss:
http://themeccalounge.forumup.com/images/smiles/ahgg_gtfoslap.gif

^^^^
Correct me if im wrong but isnt getting your salad tossed a supper gay thing like spooning?

Naw you are right, that is why I quoted and asked him.

twotoes
11-17-2008, 03:58 PM
If were talking about my last ex.....let him hit the girl, shake his hand, take him for a ride in your car and go buy him a beer.

Bubbles
12-15-2008, 01:31 AM
Girls are so much easier to replace than cars.

Hit that bitch.

TehMaverick
12-15-2008, 08:42 AM
Save my car. Definitely. Wouldn't think twice.

gnozahs
12-23-2008, 10:37 PM
Save the gf.

Shokinem
01-01-2009, 05:23 PM
let him hit the car then shoot him + bs insurance company get new hood/bumper and new paint and get ass for weeks from my girlfriend