People can be such dickheads

[CrashQueen]

I went out tonight for a long bike ride with my brother was on our way back after several hours of biking and as we're nearing our house these two assholes drive up from behind us in their tan GMC van and throw a whole set of eggs at us. My brother and I are covered in yolk and my back stings from the egg shells shattering on my back. We both scream assholes and then my brother bikes faster to get home quickly to chase them with his car.


Funny thing is, he actually did find the dicks since they're just driving around the neighborhood up to no damn good. My brother spotted a tan gmc van and drives next to it and realizes it the dicks because the 2 guys roll down their window and start yelling out stupid shit at my brother. My brother then gets behind them and follows them for a while till the dickheads ended up freaking out, pull into a neighborhood to try to lose him, and then BAM! My bro throws 2 dozen eggs all over their van. hahaha.


Damn straight! :fawk2:



Do you have any stories about being caught in a fucked up prank?

Or for you bikers, have any drivers ever thrown anything at you?


another time that i biked with a friend of mine, a car full of dudes used bb guns and shot at us several times. The world is full of cruel assholes man!

[qwikspool]

lol at the guys.
stupid stuff right there
but for me i would followed them to there house
and egg the shit out of it.
thats just me.
oh man that sucks that you and your friend got shot by bb's
cruel people :fawk2: watch out!!!!

[spoolandslide]

next time throw these:keke:

http://mountcope.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/bricks.jpg

[CrashQueen]

^^^ahaha if only. :keke:

[projekt_s13]

Well i have a story like yours only it was the other way around, i was walking and they were on bicycles.

Anyways so im walking to my car (at a regional park) and these two dick heads roll by and start firing paintballs at me.

I start running towards my car and those little bitches bust out laughing and ride off.

I guess they cycle around doing the same shit to other people or what not.

Anyways I had my mp5 AEG airsoft gun in the trunk so i loaded it up and laid it in the passenger seat just in case i run into those little bitches.

So right as im driving out of the park i see them, so i roll over to them. (they had backpacks on so i guess their guns were inside)

They are peddling so i match their speed (about 5 mph), roll my window down, as they look over to me they see a replica metal mp5 with full HK trademarks, and silencer.

One guy screams "Dont kill me!!! im sorry!!!" Then the other guy says "It was a joke!!"

I then unload my 200 round magazine on them bitches, 13 bullets per sec at 360fps does some damage. lol

I left one of the kids arm bleeding and the other one had hella welts.

I doubt they will try that again.

[Imjussjoshin]

I don't know about where you live but sounds like people don't have a whole lot to do. Be glad the eggs didn't cook on your back? Next time you go riding, keep a pocket full of porcelain. Throw it back at them and I promise you'll never have that problem again :hsdance:

[HyperTek]

reminds me of that guy witht eh bmw Z3 or Z4 who had some hicks follow him and videotape with thier camcorder and then they parked somewhere and the guy busted out his gun and took thier camera and their keys lol

that was classic

[CrashQueen]

^^^ouch man that's brutal! hahaha :keke:


but funny at the same time.


OWNED! :bigok:

[spoolandslide]

I don't know about where you live but sounds like people don't have a whole lot to do. Be glad the eggs didn't cook on your back? Next time you go riding, keep a pocket full of porcelain. Throw it back at them and I promise you'll never have that problem again :hsdance:

^ like pieces of a broken toilet?
no need for that
the ground has a large bounty of rocks for my throwing

[Imjussjoshin]

I was thinking more like broken peices of spark plugs. Never tried broken peices of toilet haha. I'll have to try that sometime. Is this a cali forum? I just looked at where people from that posted on here and all I see is california. I feel out of place >.<

[spoolandslide]

where else are you gonna live?
hahaha

actually im jealous of your location
if you actually even are who you say are

hahaha jk

[projekt_s13]

... I just looked at where people from that posted on here and all I see is California. I feel out of place >.<

Basically, i think cali makes up about 80% of zilvia. lol

[TiNMAN]

One guy screams "Dont kill me!!! im sorry!!!" Then the other guy says "It was a joke!!"

I then unload my 200 round magazine on them bitches, 13 bullets per sec at 360fps does some damage. lol

I left one of the kids arm bleeding and the other one had hella welts.

I doubt they will try that again.

haha! thats the shit right there, son! :keke:

[luisgonz]

Once I was going to my friends work and this little bitch ran me off the road in her BMW, Lucky me I ride my fix gear alot and knew what to do. After that I went to my friends job and had a few beers and what do you know I saw that little bitch. I waited till she left the scene and Started to kick her windshield in. Look I know everyone is going to get mad. SHE COULD HAVE KILLED ME AND WENT ON WITH HER LIFE. FUCK THAT> I bet she just thought it was random. Fuck that......Its karma. DOnt worry if someone kicks my windshield in. I'll make sure not to say anything.:love:

[sxe]

i was also riding my bike, when a van full of "latino's" <-- (for those who might get offended) opened the door and demanded my bike. so i reached in my poket and pulled out a can of police grade pepper spray and blasted emm. got all 5 good, and continued to kick the passenger who decided to kindly ask for my bike. it was hillarious watching them yell in spanish trying to drive away.

[CrashQueen]

haha yeah man,


that's karma for you. Great how it all works out in the end.


good thing nothing serious happened. Drivers are fucking stupid sometimes, underestimating just how much they can really hurt people on bikes.



Once I was going to my friends work and this little bitch ran me off the road in her BMW, Lucky me I ride my fix gear alot and knew what to do. After that I went to my friends job and had a few beers and what do you know I saw that little bitch. I waited till she left the scene and Started to kick her windshield in. Look I know everyone is going to get mad. SHE COULD HAVE KILLED ME AND WENT ON WITH HER LIFE. FUCK THAT> I bet she just thought it was random. Fuck that......Its karma. DOnt worry if someone kicks my windshield in. I'll make sure not to say anything.:love:

[luisgonz]

i was also riding my bike, when a van full of "latino's" <-- (for those who might get offended) opened the door and demanded my bike. so i reached in my poket and pulled out a can of police grade pepper spray and blasted emm. got all 5 good, and continued to kick the passenger who decided to kindly ask for my bike. it was hillarious watching them yell in spanish trying to drive away.

WHO the fuck besides a girl has pepper spray, I mean. Great for you. But need alittle better story then that.J/k Atleast I gave it to a old fucken lady hard that night.LOL Must have been a mongoose?HUH?:fart:

[sxe]

Once I was going to my friends work and this little bitch ran me off the road in her BMW, Lucky me I ride my fix gear alot and knew what to do. After that I went to my friends job and had a few beers and what do you know I saw that little bitch. I waited till she left the scene and Started to kick her windshield in. Look I know everyone is going to get mad. SHE COULD HAVE KILLED ME AND WENT ON WITH HER LIFE. FUCK THAT> I bet she just thought it was random. Fuck that......Its karma. DOnt worry if someone kicks my windshield in. I'll make sure not to say anything.:love:

:Owned:


very vindictive, but hey. sometimes you gota do what u gota do.

[sxe]

i carried pepper spray for dogs. i got 36 stitches from a couple dogs a few weeks before.

[Imjussjoshin]

where else are you gonna live?
hahaha

actually im jealous of your location
if you actually even are who you say are

hahaha jk


Don't be jealous, it's not all what's it's cracked up to be. It's just a rock with hot weather and alot of beaches (filled with bums mind you) 240 scene pretty big out here but so is the scene of gettin your 240 stolen. I'm at 2 out of my driveway. Now I hide them in the garage. Great place to visit, Just don't travel outside of town (honolulu). People not so friendly towards tourists here. But that's speaking generally. I'M NICE TO EVERYONE :wiggle:

[CrashQueen]

^^^ oh man i should carry pepper spray when i go jogging. That's a good idea to keep around for dogs. I jog at night, and a couple days ago i came face to face with a loose dog, thank GOD it wasn't wild or followed me. I ran so fast...If that shit attacked me, I would have been fucked up and no one would have heard me.

[luisgonz]

i carried pepper spray for dogs. i got 36 stitches from a couple dogs a few weeks before.

I cant help but laugh at this, And how did it happen.lol hahahaha I have always known to beat them to death or snap there necks. Put me next to killer dog and I will kill it.LOL This should be my new quote. "Kick their neck in"

[sxe]

WHO the fuck besides a BADASS has pepper spray, I mean. Great for you. But THATS AN AWESOME story. Atleast I gave it to a old fucken lady hard that night.LOL Must have been a S&M STRICKER WORTH OVER 2K$?HUH?:naughtyd:

fixed ^ :rawk:

[sxe]

when theres more tha one its kinda difficult. i punted a few pretty good, but those fuckers mob DEEP!!

[SimpleSexy180]

i was also riding my bike, when a van full of "latino's" <-- (for those who might get offended) opened the door and demanded my bike. so i reached in my poket and pulled out a can of police grade pepper spray and blasted emm. got all 5 good, and continued to kick the passenger who decided to kindly ask for my bike. it was hillarious watching them yell in spanish trying to drive away.


hahahah!!!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=T8ch4rsMmZI
@ 4:10
"GAH DAMNIT ESE, GAH DAMNIT!"


as for me, i dont have any interesting stories of people randomly trying to mess with me.

[sxe]

^^^ oh man i should carry pepper spray when i go jogging. That's a good idea to keep around for dogs. I jog at night, and a couple days ago i came face to face with a loose dog, thank GOD it wasn't wild or followed me. I ran so fast...If that shit attacked me, I would have been fucked up and no one would have heard me.

i wouldnt count on anyone helping you even if they did hear you. but anyway you could buy cheep pepper spray at any sporting good store for 5$ n it fucks dogs up. but wont effect people that well.

[luisgonz]

Sorry guys but LUISGONZ is a great guy and need to take lessons from on how to kick and stab people or their stuff...Ok. Dont forget I take it in the punt. I like when they mob me Deep.

Are you like 4 feet tall.lol

[sxe]

im 6'4. id really like to see you take these dogs on. i drove up in my car to go back and the attacked my car! i even hit a one at 15 mph and it made it attack harder. i dont care who you are or what chihuahua's you killed, these dogs wont go down unless you castrate them.

[KwKouki]

damn heres a memory from back when I Was a wee small kwkouki

peddling my bike into middle school one morning this kid had a wiffle ball bat. as I peddled past him he swings the bat and hits me in the back like REALLY hard. I was shocked. I threw my bike down and walked up to this kid. he told me to keep walking or he was gonna hit me in the head. I thought to myself *damn thats gonna hurt this kid has me by like 3 years* so I turned around and walked to class.

the next morning im peddling in and see the same kid but without the bat. I start peddling as fast as I can and aim right for his chest.......BAM kid falls over bike falls on him and I tumble to the ground. Kid didnt get up for a bit, I picked up my bike and locked it to the rack. went on about my day, he never fucked with me again

[luisgonz]

im 6'4. id really like to see you take these dogs on. i drove up in my car to go back and the attacked my car! i even hit a one at 15 mph and it made it attack harder. i dont care who you are or what chihuahua's you killed, these dogs wont go down unless you castrate them.

You fucken need to take some fucken photo's and send me them. They must be beasts. In Los Angeles its more calm near mid city area. I have taken 3 dogs at once. They were so mad, I had to do what I did to save my ass and skin. Please take some photo's and post them. I run and ride at anytime I please to myself. Must suck, Need to contact you spca near your area.

[luisgonz]

damn heres a memory from back when I Was a wee small kwkouki

peddling my bike into middle school one morning this kid had a wiffle ball bat. as I peddled past him he swings the bat and hits me in the back like REALLY hard. I was shocked. I threw my bike down and walked up to this kid. he told me to keep walking or he was gonna hit me in the head. I thought to myself *damn thats gonna hurt this kid has me by like 3 years* so I turned around and walked to class.

the next morning im peddling in and see the same kid but without the bat. I start peddling as fast as I can and aim right for his chest.......BAM kid falls over bike falls on him and I tumble to the ground. Kid didnt get up for a bit, I picked up my bike and locked it to the rack. went on about my day, he never fucked with me again

Thats something I want to see, kamikaze kid on bike.

[KwKouki]

:rofl: I just blanked out and thought to myself that was the best viable option I had at the moment.

[sxe]

ill take pictures next time im in the area. its a very ranch like area. alota sheep, cows, pigs, chickens. stuff like that.

[sxe]

damn heres a memory from back when I Was a wee small kwkouki

peddling my bike into middle school one morning this kid had a wiffle ball bat. as I peddled past him he swings the bat and hits me in the back like REALLY hard. I was shocked. I threw my bike down and walked up to this kid. he told me to keep walking or he was gonna hit me in the head. I thought to myself *damn thats gonna hurt this kid has me by like 3 years* so I turned around and walked to class.

the next morning im peddling in and see the same kid but without the bat. I start peddling as fast as I can and aim right for his chest.......BAM kid falls over bike falls on him and I tumble to the ground. Kid didnt get up for a bit, I picked up my bike and locked it to the rack. went on about my day, he never fucked with me again


:Owned: nuff said. your a bonified bad ass. kamakazi bike FTW

[fliprayzin240sx]

Thats why you always have a baseball bat with your bike. Somebody cuts you off or pisses you off, you follow them till they stop at a light and start beating on their car with a bat.

[S13SilviaGirl]

No offense to the few good bikers, but I fucking hate them. Well, the dicks that wont stay out of the middle of the damn road. I swear, if they made ppl pay a registration fee to have a bike on the road, there would be less debt for the govt. I grew up in a town that hosts a "bicycle classic" every year, and I swear the damn town shuts down just for them. I hate it. Why do I have to be inconvenienced just so some asshole who "has the same rights as a car" can get in my way and impede traffic? I am all for sharing the road, but shit... it is old when I am stuck behind some biker that is coasting in the middle of the lane and I can't get around them.


*OP* that sucks what happened to you and your brother, and I am pretty sure you arent the type of biker I am referring to.

[markyboi]

so the lesson learned from this thread is:


Never ride a bicycle

[shmiddy]

reminds me of that guy witht eh bmw Z3 or Z4 who had some hicks follow him and videotape with thier camcorder and then they parked somewhere and the guy busted out his gun and took thier camera and their keys lol

that was classic

haha i saw that. it was pretty funny. they were all like "look at that city slicker in his facy car yeeeeeee haawwwww"

the dude pulls over and the red necks get out with a bat and this guy pulls out a glock lmao classic indeed

[PBucch]

I would pay to see two bikers get yolked, ROFL!

[Mi Beardo es Loco]

That was YOU?????
I spent this whole morning scraping rotten eggs off my GMC van.











of course I'm kidding.

[ManoNegra]

Skateboarding with a group, a friend goes ahead and some bigger guy tries to jack him for his board. The rest of us catch up and let's just say he probably never did that again.

Been shot at with BB guns but never hit also when I skated.

[Okinawandrifter87]

damn heres a memory from back when I Was a wee small kwkouki

peddling my bike into middle school one morning this kid had a wiffle ball bat. as I peddled past him he swings the bat and hits me in the back like REALLY hard. I was shocked. I threw my bike down and walked up to this kid. he told me to keep walking or he was gonna hit me in the head. I thought to myself *damn thats gonna hurt this kid has me by like 3 years* so I turned around and walked to class.

the next morning im peddling in and see the same kid but without the bat. I start peddling as fast as I can and aim right for his chest.......BAM kid falls over bike falls on him and I tumble to the ground. Kid didnt get up for a bit, I picked up my bike and locked it to the rack. went on about my day, he never fucked with me again


OMG effing awesome. Made my day and laugh at work! +rep for you

[WIKID S4TEEN]

What do you prefer eggs or...

http://cbs2.com/video/[email protected]

[hotdogsamurai]

The bb gun thing sounds scary. You could be walking around the rest of your life with en eyepatch and you wouldn't even have a good story about fighting a squid or something to go with it. Your story would be that some teenagers shot your eye out with a bb gun while you were riding your bicycle.

[murda-c]

The story would be that i beat the shit out of some kids but i had a hard time of it due to lack of depth perception.

[GSXRJJordan]

so the lesson learned from this thread is:


Never ride a bicycle

Hahaha, right?!?

I never had those problems on motorcycles. My biggest problem is cars full of fanboys or topless girls trying to get me to do wheelies on the freeway/etc. The only cars that have ever given me problems are the ones that literally "don't see you", and once you make your presence known with a pound from one of these:
http://www.i-bike.com/images/rider_gear/gloves/standard/342_BLK_l.jpg
(Icon TiMax gloves from a couple years back) - they really start apologizing.

If they're still a problem, you pull right in front of them, start coasting, and show 'em somethin' like a silver/black SW40VE auto comin outta my jacket... it's literally impossible to shoot with those huge gloves on, but just seeing the universally known "pistol in a holster" is enough to make even the worst drivers act smart for a while.

[dolphin]

i dont' have any stories of pranks being caught but i met a few dickheads my self on the street, not being racist are anything... i have whites friends lets stay that before people think wrong.. but i don't like those "bros" iono what to call them but you know those SRH guys few are cool, but the ones i don't know ar efucken assholes!!!!!!!!!! they would come next to me flip me off call me names bla bla bla and i would just give them a weird look or soemtimes put a big smile on my face and wave hahaha but yeah ... i hate them thsoe bros that is...

[pbcstylez]

Hahaha, right?!?

I never had those problems on motorcycles. My biggest problem is cars full of fanboys or topless girls trying to get me to do wheelies on the freeway/etc. The only cars that have ever given me problems are the ones that literally "don't see you", and once you make your presence known with a pound from one of these:
http://www.i-bike.com/images/rider_gear/gloves/standard/342_BLK_l.jpg
(Icon TiMax gloves from a couple years back) - they really start apologizing.

If they're still a problem, you pull right in front of them, start coasting, and show 'em somethin' like a silver/black SW40VE auto comin outta my jacket... it's literally impossible to shoot with those huge gloves on, but just seeing the universally known "pistol in a holster" is enough to make even the worst drivers act smart for a while.


lol given the scenario where i live you'd be shot dead on the spot... oakland has had the worst streak of people being shot lately....

Like you my gloves were my favorite thing on the road, until i started carrying spark plugs

[CrashQueen]

^^^ lol yeah, the dudes who fucked with us were actually "bros"

[Sileighty_85]

I don't know about where you live but sounds like people don't have a whole lot to do. Be glad the eggs didn't cook on your back? Next time you go riding, keep a pocket full of porcelain. Throw it back at them and I promise you'll never have that problem again :hsdance:

^ like pieces of a broken toilet?
no need for that
the ground has a large bounty of rocks for my throwing

I think hes refering to the insulator in spark plugs if you chip off a piece of the insulator (White part that surrounds the electrode on the bottom of the plug) and throw it at a window it will shatter the ENTIRE window.

I use to do it to the cars we junked. Makes a loud pop too lol

[lflkajfj12123]

FUCKING BROS

atleast it wasn't pee in a super soaker

[stiizy]

^ That would've been gross !!

I think hes refering to the insulator in spark plugs if you chip off a piece of the insulator (White part that surrounds the electrode on the bottom of the plug) and throw it at a window it will shatter the ENTIRE window.

I use to do it to the cars we junked. Makes a loud pop too lol

Isn't that porcelain............ and when i used to do that as a kid it was quiet as hell hitting the window it just went right thru...

[dolphin]

hahahhaha yeah there dicks i only have like one friend thats a "bro" and hes the coolest cat ever but the others just think they're hard because they hang out in big cliques and drive big trucks or srt4s thats OC for ya!

[CrashQueen]

hahaha that's gross but an awesome idea at the same time.



FUCKING BROS

atleast it wasn't pee in a super soaker

[Sileighty_85]

^ That would've been gross !!



Isn't that porcelain............ and when i used to do that as a kid it was quiet as hell hitting the window it just went right thru...

I dont know if you can use any old porcelain?? Ive only used the spark Plugs kind

maybe depends on the size/area of the window??

we did it on Silvia's front and rear windows shit made a loud pop

[lflkajfj12123]

thats what the highschoolers did to the middle schoolers and elementary kids back when i was kid in my town

they had to have cops patrol on the last days of school and half days

shit was brutal

[azndoc]

Ummmm I egged a lot of cars with my friends when we were young.

I mean a lot of cars.

Houses too. One time this girl dumped one of my friend and four of us go to the grocery store with his mom and she buys us 4 large trays of eggs so about two dozen for each of us. We all walked up to the house with all the eggs and egged the crap out of her house. Her dad called his mom bitching at us threatening to call the cops.

One time we were egging cars and ran out of eggs so we started throwing rocks.


Yes I was a bad kid.

[mRclARK1]

Had some dude drive by and throw a literally full BIG slurpee at me and a few friends. One girl got it the worst, and it spilled all in her hair, down her shirt making her all sticky.

However... the asshat was driving in a work truck, with a phone number, unit number and business address right on the side.

Guess what we did. haha

[LeftNutOfGowd]

so the lesson learned from this thread is:


Never ride a bicycle

LESSON LEARNED

[MikeisNissan]

We don't have day dicks like that here in MD. Just coward night prowlers who vandalize shit!

[s13silady]

Nicely Tucked into my trunk...

http://www.samurai-swords-for-sale.com/store/images/P/japanese-swords-samurai-swords-musashi-maou-kaze-katana.jpg

99.99% problems solved.

[DohcKA]

project_s13 had that canon on em.... unloaded that clip in a hot sec...

all i need is my bat... and we ready for some damage

[WIKID S4TEEN]

My biggest problem is topless girls trying to get me to do wheelies on the freeway/etc.

Sorry....I don't understand the problem...???:p

[stiizy]

I dont know if you can use any old porcelain?? Ive only used the spark Plugs kind

maybe depends on the size/area of the window??

we did it on Silvia's front and rear windows shit made a loud pop

Oh okay i've only thrown it at the passenger windows and stuff when i was young it goes right thru making no noise...

And i dont know if it can be any old porcelain either but i just used the spark plug one...

[downshift_sideways]

Awwwww shitttt.

I've done so much fucked up things...

I'd rather not post...people will hate me.

No offense to the few good bikers, but I fucking hate them. Well, the dicks that wont stay out of the middle of the damn road. I swear, if they made ppl pay a registration fee to have a bike on the road, there would be less debt for the govt. I grew up in a town that hosts a "bicycle classic" every year, and I swear the damn town shuts down just for them. I hate it. Why do I have to be inconvenienced just so some asshole who "has the same rights as a car" can get in my way and impede traffic? I am all for sharing the road, but shit... it is old when I am stuck behind some biker that is coasting in the middle of the lane and I can't get around them.


*OP* that sucks what happened to you and your brother, and I am pretty sure you arent the type of biker I am referring to.

I also hate bikers aswell.

I mean I respect them, but they do get in the fucking way so much. I hate when they are in packs, and I'm behind them on my bike...and they just ignore the fact and keep peddling without moving aside. Some bikers are dicks and throw rocks on the road for motorcyclists to crash.

I've been wanting to catch one doing that one day...I'll leave them fucked up in the bushes.

ACTUALLY I HAVE A STORY!

Last year I was riding my bike home from work. I was coming to a light, I turned around me to see if there was any cop's (what I usually do)
as I turn forward some scrapper (ghetto car) with 3 black guys cut in front of me they splitting 2 lanes like a madman. I panic'd, and slammed the brakes. (because if I didn't I would have hit them going about 25) so I fly over my handlebars and go down hard on the road. I just had my helmet and no gear.Stupid me. I do a few rolls and stand up fast...and realize I'm going to pass out...I catch myself and run back to my bike hurting like hell. Pick up my bike (heavy as fuck after your injured :-/) Smash on the freeway to catch those bitches. I turn my backpack forward and pull out my bb gun (for this exact fucking reason) I lane split and catch up to them. I pull in front of them, and unload at least 25 BB's. Thier windshield dropped and I'm sure I nailed them in the face. They slammed on thier brakes and spun out. I smashed home after that.

I wanted to kill them...I hope I took one of their eyes out.

[murda-c]

Believe it or not, this guy is a convicted felon.

[n240sxfnatic]

reminds me of that guy witht eh bmw Z3 or Z4 who had some hicks follow him and videotape with thier camcorder and then they parked somewhere and the guy busted out his gun and took thier camera and their keys lol

that was classic

found it
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/311433/rednecks_versus_bmw_owners/

[stiizy]

holy shit that video was funny

[thejapino]

That vid was GREAT! wow

[s13boy89]

thats fukin hilarius

[BBSilvia]

my idiot friends are always shooting people,bikers, signs, anything with airsoft guns, i swear one day some one is going to shot back with a real gun haha

I went out tonight for a long bike ride with my brother was on our way back after several hours of biking and as we're nearing our house these two assholes drive up from behind us in their tan GMC van and throw a whole set of eggs at us. My brother and I are covered in yolk and my back stings from the egg shells shattering on my back. We both scream assholes and then my brother bikes faster to get home quickly to chase them with his car.


Funny thing is, he actually did find the dicks since they're just driving around the neighborhood up to no damn good. My brother spotted a tan gmc van and drives next to it and realizes it the dicks because the 2 guys roll down their window and start yelling out stupid shit at my brother. My brother then gets behind them and follows them for a while till the dickheads ended up freaking out, pull into a neighborhood to try to lose him, and then BAM! My bro throws 2 dozen eggs all over their van. hahaha.


Damn straight! :fawk2:



Do you have any stories about being caught in a fucked up prank?

Or for you bikers, have any drivers ever thrown anything at you?


another time that i biked with a friend of mine, a car full of dudes used bb guns and shot at us several times. The world is full of cruel assholes man!

[BBSilvia]

oh and to add that video was AWESOME!!!!!!

[BBSilvia]

Nicely Tucked into my trunk...

http://www.samurai-swords-for-sale.com/store/images/P/japanese-swords-samurai-swords-musashi-maou-kaze-katana.jpg

99.99% problems solved.

no shit? some one else with the same idea
http://img388.imageshack.us/img388/7655/swordcj1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img388.imageshack.us/img388/7655/swordcj1.0660086bf2.jpg (http://g.imageshack.us/g.php?h=388&i=swordcj1.jpg)

[Future240]

haha shit that vid was funny, i cant believe their lame ass excuse for havin the bat

[stiizy]

^^ huh maybe you and your son wanted to watch us play...

hahahahahhahahahaha

[g6civcx]

My state is very strict about throwing things at a moving vehicle.

Any person who maliciously shoots at, or maliciously throws any missile at or against, any train or cars on any railroad or other transportation company or any vessel or other watercraft, or any motor vehicle or other vehicles when occupied by one or more persons, whereby the life of any person on such train, car, vessel, or other watercraft, or in such motor vehicle or other vehicle, may be put in peril, is guilty of a Class 4 felony

It doesn't matter if the object you throw is harmless. It's still considered a "missile" under state law. Any object can be a "missile", including spit.

We recently had a case of a woman admitting to a cop that she threw ice cream at a car that cut her off. She got 6 months in jail based on her admission being used as evidence against her.

That stuff is a felony. No joke. I would have called the police and pressed charges against them. They would probably go to jail for at least 1 year.


Also, justifiable homicide = slaying a felon in the commission of a felony. self-defense = preservation of life. So if they're throwing eggs at you = felons committing felonies against your life, can you pull out your concealed gun and shoot them, then plead self-defense/justifiable homicide?

Food for thought.

Moral of the story: don't throw anything at a car when in VA.

[BBSilvia]

haha shit i was born there but kinda glad i left never knew about all these laws, then again cali has a bunch of bs laws, cant escape them!!!!

[BBSilvia]

Awwwww shitttt.

I've done so much fucked up things...

I'd rather not post...people will hate me.



I also hate bikers aswell.

I mean I respect them, but they do get in the fucking way so much. I hate when they are in packs, and I'm behind them on my bike...and they just ignore the fact and keep peddling without moving aside. Some bikers are dicks and throw rocks on the road for motorcyclists to crash.

I've been wanting to catch one doing that one day...I'll leave them fucked up in the bushes.

ACTUALLY I HAVE A STORY!

Last year I was riding my bike home from work. I was coming to a light, I turned around me to see if there was any cop's (what I usually do)
as I turn forward some scrapper (ghetto car) with 3 black guys cut in front of me they splitting 2 lanes like a madman. I panic'd, and slammed the brakes. (because if I didn't I would have hit them going about 25) so I fly over my handlebars and go down hard on the road. I just had my helmet and no gear.Stupid me. I do a few rolls and stand up fast...and realize I'm going to pass out...I catch myself and run back to my bike hurting like hell. Pick up my bike (heavy as fuck after your injured :-/) Smash on the freeway to catch those bitches. I turn my backpack forward and pull out my bb gun (for this exact fucking reason) I lane split and catch up to them. I pull in front of them, and unload at least 25 BB's. Thier windshield dropped and I'm sure I nailed them in the face. They slammed on thier brakes and spun out. I smashed home after that.

I wanted to kill them...I hope I took one of their eyes out.

i cant tell you how many times ive almost been hit by bikers who dont like to use thier damn bike lane...and ya ive done some bad things and def not posting haha all im going to say is beware bikers who makes me swerve out of the way cause they are in the middle of the damn road!!!!!!:rl:

[!Zar!]

I was out for a walk after walking a date home and as I was walking back to my motorcycle, these kids threw quite a large sum of eggs at me.

I had my bike leathers on, so eggs have nothing on bug goo.

I wiped it off.

Being egged didn't make me angry, just depressed at the youth of america.

How is it fun?

Now, if I caught them, the would be hit with something that flies alright, and not eggs...

[warpd]

haha shit i was born there but kinda glad i left never knew about all these laws, then again cali has a bunch of bs laws, cant escape them!!!!

How is that a bs a law? If someone is disrespectful enough to throw things at and damage someone else's personal property for no damned reason they get what they have coming to them.

[!Zar!]

Speaking of fucked up things people do to bikers...

On Redwood road, residents poured oil on the apex of corners on purpose so the riders will low/high side and fly off the cliff...

[downshift_sideways]

^True.

I hit a patch a week ago, and almost low sided.

iirc some guys from BARF cleaned it up.

And next time you ride redwood. Hit me up dooooo

[BBSilvia]

How is that a bs a law? If someone is disrespectful enough to throw things at and damage someone else's personal property for no damned reason they get what they have coming to them.
spitting at a car is a class 4 felony? you dont find that a little severe?
or throwing a napkin if you like....i mean a rock or somthing that can do damage ya id be down but like he said icecream....ok so you gotta wash your car big deal...im not saying a wouldnt be pissed if ice cream got thrown at my car but do i think they deserve a class 4 felony? hell no, a good as kicking yes !

[warpd]

spitting at a car is a class 4 felony? you dont find that a little severe?
or throwing a napkin if you like....i mean a rock or somthing that can do damage ya id be down but like he said icecream....ok so you gotta wash your car big deal...im not saying a wouldnt be pissed if ice cream got thrown at my car but do i think they deserve a class 4 felony? hell no, a good as kicking yes !

The law as it is written states that the object would have to place the driver's life in peril. Spitting on a car will not do that, throwing ice cream in a drivers face while they need to pay attention could do that. Bottom line you are not going to get convicted of a felony if your actions are not serious enough to warrant it.

[BBSilvia]

ok, so what if you spit (not life threatening) and the person reports it and says it cause him to bla bla bla.......know what? you get fucked over with a felony cause of some assclown who lied to cops cause he wanted to get even...sounds fare to me...not, i dont know it still doesnt seem 100% fare, but thats my opinion, you stated yours people have diffrent views thats life so how about we agree on i wont throw ice cream at your car if you wont mine! ok problem solved haha

[warpd]

i wont throw ice cream at your car if you wont mine! ok problem solved haha

Agreed, if more people thought like this there would be no need for these laws. Unfortunately some people enjoy being dicks just to be dicks, I don't understand it.

[BBSilvia]

ya me either, oh well atleast i know if i find ice cream on my car i will know who didnt do it haha

[SW20Racer]

every car ive ever owned has had a holster mounted to some part of the interior. i dont ride without gun for the exact reasons stated in this thread. people act like fucking retards. im really jonesing for non lethal rounds (plastic or wax) so i can aim in more painful areas if i want to.

edit: here is my story. 2 rednecks in a camaro scream by at about 60 miles an hour and smack me in the chest with a full 1 litre bottle of barqs root beer. barqs has bite.

and i want the non lethals because ive been known to carry stuff like this around.
http://www.longmountain.com/movieguns/TheUntouchables/DSCN9952.jpg

edit: i know its all illegal and stuff. shut up.

[PBucch]

lotta tough guys in here!

samurai sword in the trunk ROFL.

dont make me pop the trunk brah I wILL GO AN' GET IT!

comin out lookin like fuckin sephiroth or something, jesus christ, im sure your fatass doesnt have the sack to pull that out let alone chop some dude.

[kyoru]

reminds me of that guy witht eh bmw Z3 or Z4 who had some hicks follow him and videotape with thier camcorder and then they parked somewhere and the guy busted out his gun and took thier camera and their keys lol

that was classic


Dude that video was gold, wasn't he a cop or something?

[The ROMAN]

Hahaha, right?!?

I never had those problems on motorcycles. My biggest problem is cars full of fanboys or topless girls trying to get me to do wheelies on the freeway/etc. The only cars that have ever given me problems are the ones that literally "don't see you", and once you make your presence known with a pound from one of these:
http://www.i-bike.com/images/rider_gear/gloves/standard/342_BLK_l.jpg
(Icon TiMax gloves from a couple years back) - they really start apologizing.


Woah those are serious gloves, are they discontinued?

[deadpirate]

lotta tough guys in here!

samurai sword in the trunk ROFL.

dont make me pop the trunk brah I wILL GO AN' GET IT!

comin out lookin like fuckin sephiroth or something, jesus christ, im sure your fatass doesnt have the sack to pull that out let alone chop some dude.

actually..i was out with bbsilvia and he pulled that shit out on some guy who tried to attack us...dude turned around real quick


so yea...think before you say shit ;-)

[The ROMAN]

I dunno I think it's a little silly choosing a katana for self defense. I, on the other hand, send punks running with my weapon of choice:
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b334/9082345029386/0725082253-1.jpg

[SR2Zero]

damn heres a memory from back when I Was a wee small kwkouki

peddling my bike into middle school one morning this kid had a wiffle ball bat. as I peddled past him he swings the bat and hits me in the back like REALLY hard. I was shocked. I threw my bike down and walked up to this kid. he told me to keep walking or he was gonna hit me in the head. I thought to myself *damn thats gonna hurt this kid has me by like 3 years* so I turned around and walked to class.

the next morning im peddling in and see the same kid but without the bat. I start peddling as fast as I can and aim right for his chest.......BAM kid falls over bike falls on him and I tumble to the ground. Kid didnt get up for a bit, I picked up my bike and locked it to the rack. went on about my day, he never fucked with me again


ACTUALLY I HAVE A STORY!

Last year I was riding my bike home from work. I was coming to a light, I turned around me to see if there was any cop's (what I usually do)
as I turn forward some scrapper (ghetto car) with 3 black guys cut in front of me they splitting 2 lanes like a madman. I panic'd, and slammed the brakes. (because if I didn't I would have hit them going about 25) so I fly over my handlebars and go down hard on the road. I just had my helmet and no gear.Stupid me. I do a few rolls and stand up fast...and realize I'm going to pass out...I catch myself and run back to my bike hurting like hell. Pick up my bike (heavy as fuck after your injured :-/) Smash on the freeway to catch those bitches. I turn my backpack forward and pull out my bb gun (for this exact fucking reason) I lane split and catch up to them. I pull in front of them, and unload at least 25 BB's. Thier windshield dropped and I'm sure I nailed them in the face. They slammed on thier brakes and spun out. I smashed home after that.

I wanted to kill them...I hope I took one of their eyes out.

Lol +1 to all. Hillarious.

Opt for the "Protected by Glock" stickers on your vehicles.

I love this thread.

[downshift_sideways]

I dunno I think it's a little silly choosing a katana for self defense. I, on the other hand, send punks running with my weapon of choice:
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b334/9082345029386/0725082253-1.jpg
That's badass. Is that Ivory?

[The ROMAN]

Ivoryette. I do have a knife made from mammoth ivory though.

[skylindrftr]

I thought someone proved that the video was a fake or something?

[g6civcx]

As far as the law goes, the class 4 felony is the maximum sentence for throwing an "object" at an occupied vehicle.

The way laws work in VA, and most other states/commonwealths for that matter, is like this. The legislation writes the maximum penalty into the code. It is then up to the prosecutor and the judge to exercise judicial discretion and impose a sentence somewhere between not guilty and up to the maximum sentence.

In the ice cream case :), the woman only got 6 months. She could have done more than a year. I believe the situation there was that the other driver complained that his vision was impaired and had to cut across the freeway to pull over.

As for spitting, that's also a "missile". Let's pretend that you have amazing range and somehow manages to hit the driver in both eyes. The driver crashes into a school bus = 50 dead children.

I think the legislature wanted to take these situations into account so that even when small and seemingly harmless objects are thrown, the judge can decide how severe the penalty should be.

Also, 25+ over the limit or over 80+ is considered reckless = max $2,500 fine + 1 year in prison.

I have never seen anyone get the maximum sentence, just like I have never seen anyone get the maximum class 4 felony for throwing a missile. These penalties are on the books as a deterrent, and are mostly reserved for really severe cases.

Of course sentencing is always at the judge's discretion and depend on other factors.


But the general rule of thumb still hold. Don't throw anything at anybody, even if you think the object is harmless. Otherwise, you'll have to throw yourself at a judge and his/her sentencing guidelines' mercy.

AFAIK, giving the bird is still ok :), but not at a government official. That's harassment and verbal assault. Who knows.

[PBucch]

actually..i was out with bbsilvia and he pulled that shit out on some guy who tried to attack us...dude turned around real quick


so yea...think before you say shit ;-)

har har har, thought about it, and laughed a lot before I made my post making fun of him.

I dont know your story, youre probably lying, because you would have elaborated about why, i mean when I am with a friend and someone trys to attack us they catch a beating, considering theyre unarmed, which by your telling I have reason to belive is the case.

Anyways dont sweat it shinobi, you do you, but seriously ROFL at anime jpop douchebags with swords in the trunk.

[stiizy]

Anyways dont sweat it shinobi,

Hahahahahah yo i'm sorry but that's the funniest shit i heard today

[GSXRJJordan]

found it
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/311433/rednecks_versus_bmw_owners/

Hahahaha, awesome video. I thought at first that it must be a fake too, but I dunno.

Woah those are serious gloves, are they discontinued?

Yup. The new ones aren't as comfortable, and don't have as much metal.

The way laws work in VA, and most other states/commonwealths for that matter, is like this. The legislation writes the maximum penalty into the code. It is then up to the prosecutor and the judge to exercise judicial discretion and impose a sentence somewhere between not guilty and up to the maximum sentence.
...

Also, 25+ over the limit or over 80+ is considered reckless = max $2,500 fine + 1 year in prison.

VA has a very strict judicial system... remember they're a Commonwealth (not a state, different design), and the Magistrates (instead of judges) - especially in the Va Beach area - take it upon themselves to "correct the world". By comparison, CA courts are "realists" (they call them "too lenient" and "hippies"), understanding that locking people up for little stuff only makes it worse.

When I was living in VA, I was tailed by an undercover cop with the stolen vehicles task force because a biker in my group was riding a stolen GSXR750 - we split up (before we knew we were being followed), and I later was seen passing a car on a 1 lane road (they were going about 15, I passed at 40 or so) - got lit up, shoved to the ground with a gun in my face, kicked when I reached for my concealed carry permit (I even told them I was reaching for it lol), etc.
After they found out my bike (and record) was clean they wrote me up for "25+ over Reckless" and "illegal passing", and after the judge found out I was in the Navy, I got to spend a couple weeks in Va Beach Correctional. Almost got me kicked out of the Navy (the Magistrate knew that it would), and for what?!?

I wasn't such a big fan of VA before that, and will probably never return to any Commonwealth, ever. North Carolina has all the charm and none of the prick-cops you find in VA/MD/etc.

[murda-c]

Hahahaha, awesome video. I thought at first that it must be a fake too, but I dunno.



Yup. The new ones aren't as comfortable, and don't have as much metal.



VA has a very strict judicial system... remember they're a Commonwealth (not a state, different design), and the Magistrates (instead of judges) - especially in the Va Beach area - take it upon themselves to "correct the world". By comparison, CA courts are "realists" (they call them "too lenient" and "hippies"), understanding that locking people up for little stuff only makes it worse.

When I was living in VA, I was tailed by an undercover cop with the stolen vehicles task force because a biker in my group was riding a stolen GSXR750 - we split up (before we knew we were being followed), and I later was seen passing a car on a 1 lane road (they were going about 15, I passed at 40 or so) - got lit up, shoved to the ground with a gun in my face, kicked when I reached for my concealed carry permit (I even told them I was reaching for it lol), etc.
After they found out my bike (and record) was clean they wrote me up for "25+ over Reckless" and "illegal passing", and after the judge found out I was in the Navy, I got to spend a couple weeks in Va Beach Correctional. Almost got me kicked out of the Navy (the Magistrate knew that it would), and for what?!?

I wasn't such a big fan of VA before that, and will probably never return to any Commonwealth, ever. North Carolina has all the charm and none of the prick-cops you find in VA/MD/etc.

Lol my least favorite thing about MD is VA...haha

[xpertsnowcarver]

when i lane split, i had a starbucks drink thrown at me... i don't get it sometimes... im not even cutting em off or anything.. hit me dead on but the bottum of the cup hit me so i got a little sprinkle and let it go.

other than that, my story goes like this
i was crusing on the 605 interstate, i was rolling with bout 9 other friends. me and one other guy were crusin in the carpool while the others were in the fast lane doing wheelies and what not. im minding my own business in the carpool, crusin' 70.

i started looking back frequenty, checking for coppers but the bigger GMC suvs starts coming up on my friend and i too fast. this guy must have been cm from my rear tire cus i swore i felt the heat of his engine on me. i raised my hands like WTF dude!? u don't freakin do that to a biker!! ill die in seconds if he ran me over. so i decided i didn't need that, so i lean over right to get outta his way.

next thing u know this genious floors it further to the right and speeds around me, my right mirror grazes along the entire side of his suv (from front door to rear) and nearly runs another friend over.

by this time, ive shat my pants, and im fuckin furious. my other buddies are flipping him off and im thinkin' he don't care bout that... i pull up to his side window and get a good look at him and his (might i say..) gorgeous young wife (haha). i roll around my group and line up on his back right side bout 3 car length back. i dropped the clutch and gear to third and gun it.
then, BAAAMMMMM!!! i socked his side view mirror as hard as i could! i looked back and saw the mirrow and motor shatter on the freeway, which must have ripped out, i was going least 115 into his mirror. he was doing a good 80. so.. 35mi plus the speed of my fist to the mirror could do some damage, haha. after seeing the mirror break, i kinda freaked out, said oh shit, but smiled at the same time, then boned out!! the group slowed down and the guy took off after me... i never saw him again, dont understand how an idiot driving a suv can keep up with a bike. flew off the freeway exit. waited a good minute, heard my friends ride by, caught up with them after to get some mad props..

edit: oh yea, this was last father's day... so to the douche, his hot wife, and his possible kids in the back, let that be a lesson...
so happy fathers day bitch...

douche bag had it coming... im not a fighter, but serious.. if u try to hurt my friends, i may not know karate, but i know CRAZY..
haha

[BBSilvia]

you ever go to LA? see all the crazy people? i cant tell you how many times when ive had some dude jump out of a bush and hit my car (this is while im at a red light) and take off, or yell at me then take off...so some people have a baseball bat in their trunks i just think a sword is better, and its thinner and much more space efficient then a bat

har har har, thought about it, and laughed a lot before I made my post making fun of him.

I dont know your story, youre probably lying, because you would have elaborated about why, i mean when I am with a friend and someone trys to attack us they catch a beating, considering theyre unarmed, which by your telling I have reason to belive is the case.

Anyways dont sweat it shinobi, you do you, but seriously ROFL at anime jpop douchebags with swords in the trunk.

[winkie]

shoulda kicked them in the jiblettes...