Eat More Watermelon Get A Bigger C**K

[LeftNutOfGowd]

So my girlfriend and i are both going to school to get into the medical field she wants to be a LVN i myself am going to become a RN. So in her class her teacher said that, some researchers in Texas A&M have been studying watermelons and have found out that it contains natural enhancers. In other words it contains some nutrients which relaxes the blood vessels, much like Viagra does. So go to your local grocery store and pick up some watermelon for the summer lol

http://www.foxnews.com/video/index.html?playerId=videolandingpage&streamingFormat=FLASH&referralObject=1956768&referralPlaylistId=a0a4b5fbf4d5c02f7b183441e111907 10e18cc22

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,374267,00.html

(http://www.foxnews.com/video/index.html?playerId=videolandingpage&streamingFormat=FLASH&referralObject=1956768&referralPlaylistId=a0a4b5fbf4d5c02f7b183441e111907 10e18cc22)

[Landers]

Hmmm, didn't know this at all....interesting. Off to the supermarket this afternoon thats fo sho! Plus watermelon rocks steady:bigok:

[LeftNutOfGowd]

Hell yeah watermelon is the shit lol

[shmiddy]

if i eat 1 whole watermellon a day for a week?........ what do u think the outcome will be?????

[LeftNutOfGowd]

if i eat 1 whole watermellon a day for a week?........ what do u think the outcome will be?????

Hahaha i don't know but they said that the nutrient right now can only be found at the ridge of the melon which is that white part that most people don't eat. I myself eat the eat that part lol so hahaha i wont have to worry

[qwikspool]

saw it last week.
good to know natural resources instead of that viagra

[Antihero983]

Hahaha i don't know but they said that the nutrient right now can only be found at the ridge of the melon which is that white part that most people don't eat.

lol why's it always about color?

j/k j/k :keke: :keke:

[exitspeed]

Well that explains it...

[Phlip]

Well that explains it...
* dead *

[iPurple_Misfit!]

dang,watermelon huh? my bf loves watermelon! :)

[xblack240x]

Haha interesting find, looks like I'm gonna be buying some watermelon. I always eat the white part anyways, I dont know why but I've always liked it.

[LeftNutOfGowd]

lol why's it always about color?

j/k j/k :keke: :keke:

Well that explains it...

* dead *

HAHAHA YOU GUYS ARE TO FUNNY +REP ALL AROUND

[stiizy]

my fave part is the white part hahaha

So hope the income is good bout to go to the caf and get a slice

[Thursday]

sooo if i eat some watermelon ill look like this fucker?


http://oliverwillis.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/08/03/enzyteguy.jpg


jk jk. watermelon does rock steady tho. i had a convo with a friend the otherday about how water melon and chicken were MY favorite foods too.



oh and purple drank.


-ps i hope !Zar! (mel) reads this.

[Andrew Bohan]

i guess i need to stop eating watermelon

[stiizy]

sooo if i eat some watermelon ill look like this fucker?


http://oliverwillis.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/08/03/enzyteguy.jpg


jk jk. watermelon does rock steady tho. i had a convo with a friend the otherday about how water melon and chicken were MY favorite foods too.



oh and purple drank.


-ps i hope !Zar! (mel) reads this.


Let me tell you something!

If you don't like chicken and watermelon somethings wrong with you!!

[azndoc]

Damn it I was going to insert a black joke in here.

But Mel beat me to it.

Bastard.

Always with the glory.

[adrians_s13]

Well that explains it...

nuff said hahaha

[BustedS13]

Well that explains it...

uh ohhhhhhhh

[norbac]

haha, i just happen to have a watermelon at home, now i look at it differently, lol

[Landers]

Hahah Watermelon and chicken...lol:rolleyes:

[DALAZ_68]

why is it that when i eat a lot of watermelon my pee is clear??? is it cuz it mainly water:eek3d:

[LeftNutOfGowd]

why is it that when i eat a lot of watermelon my pee is clear??? is it cuz it mainly water:eek3d:

Are you just eating watermelon and drinking water because drinking water will make your urine come out clear or a light pale color but when you eat nothing but unhealthy foods and drink nothing but soda that's when its a dark yellow color, which means you're dehydrated and/or you've been holding it in for a long time and now its concentrated making the dark color. and if it has a nasty sent to it ( i know it sounds gross) but if it does, you're dehydrated and need water to flush out your system.

[drift freaq]

if i eat 1 whole watermellon a day for a week?........ what do u think the outcome will be?????

you will piss like a racehorse and be hung like one too? LOL

[HyperTek]

theres a site that gives you excercise techniques with video on how to perform em.. No joke, i had the link.. If your that serious it wouldnt be a bad thing to check out. It is your health after all.
I dont do it tho, dont have the patience and seems like too much time for results.

enlargepenisguide.com/ The site is clean, just dont click on any vids if your at work lol

[exitspeed]

This just in:

Sales of Watermelon up 78%!

http://spaflyer.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/05/12/watermelon.jpg

[LeftNutOfGowd]

This just in:

Sales of Watermelon up 78%!

http://spaflyer.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/05/12/watermelon.jpg


These guys know whats up lol

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg246/rborroel21/PRU1314.jpg

Women LOVE BIG watermelon

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg246/rborroel21/watermb.jpg

[Andrew Bohan]

http://www.bohanindustries.com/watermelon.jpg

[Bobafreak]

lol. There is going to be a watermelon shortage soon. Company's are going to eat this up and put this in the list of nutrition facts on their pills.

[LeftNutOfGowd]

http://www.bohanindustries.com/watermelon.jpg

Hahaha oh man that's to funny fucking Andrew lol :bowrofl:

[status:one]

http://www.bohanindustries.com/watermelon.jpg

hahaha:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[lflkajfj12123]

Well that explains it...

AHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[lflkajfj12123]

dang,watermelon huh? my bf loves watermelon! :)

nudez or ban

[MegasquirtCA]

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y295/prlde91/overdose-on-watermelon.jpg

[Helghast]

OH LAAAAAAWD.

[axiomatik]

all funny jokes aside, do you guys really think viagra makes you 'bigger'? If so, I think you'll be disappointed if you start buying lots of watermelon.

[Andrew Bohan]

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y295/prlde91/overdose-on-watermelon.jpg

i see a mcdonald's cup

what's wrong with kfc drinks? no grape drink there?

[MegasquirtCA]

I dont think but than again I dont remember seeing McDonalds selling Grape Soda either.1

[exitspeed]

all funny jokes aside, do you guys really think viagra makes you 'bigger'? If so, I think you'll be disappointed if you start buying lots of watermelon.

Wait...it doesn't.

That explains it.


And no, Viagra doesn't make you bigger. But if you have an erection lasting for more then 12 hours STOP EATING THE WATERMELON!

[89dc240]

Ah anybody remember that movie where the kid slept out in front of this girls house all summer? His really horny friend stuck his thing in a watermelon and then was eating it later in the movie and you could see the hole. Ugh, I think about that movie everytime I eat watermelon. Can't recall the name, but it's not important.

So anyway if its supposed to act like viagra, loosening up the vessels( I guess) then it's still a good thing. If you got probs like that. Sorry if you do.

[Matej]

if i eat 1 whole watermellon a day for a week?........ what do u think the outcome will be?????
Melons in your face!

[blasting_speed]

Holy fuck are you serious??!?!?!?!?!!? Imma eat a lot of watermelon from now on and i'm going to O.D. on viagra. ahahahahahahahaha I'm going to wake up with Dumbo in my pants. That's awesome.

[ESmorz]

But if you have an erection lasting for more then 12 hours STOP EATING THE WATERMELON!

Fuck that, I'm gonna call some hookers.

:keke:

[HyperTek]

didnt some dude die for having a erection for that long?

[DALAZ_68]

Are you just eating watermelon and drinking water because drinking water will make your urine come out clear or a light pale color but when you eat nothing but unhealthy foods and drink nothing but soda that's when its a dark yellow color, which means you're dehydrated and/or you've been holding it in for a long time and now its concentrated making the dark color. and if it has a nasty sent to it ( i know it sounds gross) but if it does, you're dehydrated and need water to flush out your system.the dark yellow only happens on weekends after a hard night of drinking and hitting up 2 a.m. food joints...

[drift freaq]

all funny jokes aside, do you guys really think viagra makes you 'bigger'? If so, I think you'll be disappointed if you start buying lots of watermelon.

No, but we sure can run with it for some good laughs. Plus Watermelon is yummy. So why not buy it? I don't need to worry about the other part. DOH did I say that? Yup I sure did. :D
now you can call me an egotistical fuck. LOL

[Andrew Bohan]

it's a clever ploy to make people eat more fruit


next they'll say green beans make you more suave

[drift freaq]

it's a clever ploy to make people eat more fruit


next they'll say green beans make you more suave

LOL Green beans and Suave what a combo. ZZZZ Look at meeeee! I eattttt Green Beans, I aaaam soooo sexy.

[ESmorz]

it's a clever ploy to make people eat more fruit


next they'll say green beans make you more suave

Damn it why did you mention that. Implying any inclination of a conspiracy is like throwing up the Bat Signal to Ron Paul supporters :keke:

Personally, I like Vegetables approach...

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y36/AvrilH8er13/matt.jpg

[legacy927]

hahaha..dont eat watermelon at the beach...are else you're gona walk around with a boner...lol

[DALAZ_68]

hahaha..dont eat watermelon at the beach...are else you're gona walk around with a boner...lolso that why that happened...thanks..never again...or is it...:naughty:

[Gnnr]

Let me tell you something!

If you don't like chicken and watermelon somethings wrong with you!!

Damn, I couldn't find the video. lol

:D

[hitman]

if i eat 1 whole watermellon a day for a week?........ what do u think the outcome will be?????


probably terrible diahreah

[LeftNutOfGowd]

Damn, I couldn't find the video. lol

:D

I found it in like in 2 min lol


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuTjQLfU6Gk

Here's the whole stand up show just in case your bored at work

http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docId=-6771284901519402102&hl=en&autoplay=1

[Team Aero-K]

hahaha..dont eat watermelon at the beach...are else you're gona walk around with a boner...lol

maybe that wouldn't be a bad thing during Spring Break down here in FL...lol All hotties will be looking at you while you bite down on that juicy, wet, yummy, cold WATERMELON!

hahahaha

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