weird compliments.....

[miravete]

im bored...so im starting this to get un-bored haha..

so i got a new job, and it requiered me to get a full physical. i went, and i had to pee in a cup, you know, drug screening and shit.

well, it was during the week were i decided to drink nothing but whatever. so, i pee´d in the cup, and well, it was white (nothing but water haha).

so the lady was like...¨wow, you must drink a lot of water. youre like 1/100 that pisses white.¨

and i was like...:coolugh:

and she said, ¨you made my day. its good to see ppl still drinking water¨

hahaha...

[ThatGuy]

I laugh whenever people look at my car and say "I love the paint!"

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[90hatchie]

you complain too much were giving you a raise

[ESmorz]

you complain too much were giving you a raise

If you want to get fired. Just don't wear pants to work...ever, and/or shit in someones box.

[miravete]

you complain too much were giving you a raise

If you want to get fired. Just don't wear pants to work...ever, and/or shit in someones box.

weird compliments? :loco:

[SR240DET]

everybody tells me i have a voice for radio.

[ThatGuy]

everybody tells me i have a voice for radio.

At least they don't tell you that you have a face for radio.

[PhAtXSuMo]

At least they don't tell you that you have a face for radio.


damnit you beat me to what i was going tosay before i saw ur post!!:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[JVD]

Some gay guy I worked with said "I want a nose like yours... You have a perfect nose." This was while he was saving up for his nose job.

Haha. I was actually like... wow thanks.

Edit: one tousand postsssssssss

[PhAtXSuMo]

i have spikey hair and its long and usually alot of people ask me "How long does it take you to do your hair?"

i say 2 minutes sometimes they ask me if they can touch it... and i get the "its so hard and stiff it wont even move, i like it" (got this 2 nights ago by some chick by my work)

[Farzam]

Some girl once said I smelt great then hugged me and seriously wouldn't let go

Lol

She kept burying her face in my shirt and sniffin

[muddafakka]

i have spikey hair and its long and usually alot of people ask me "How long does it take you to do your hair?"

i say 2 minutes sometimes they ask me if they can touch it... and i get the "its so hard and stiff it wont even move, i like it" (got this 2 nights ago by some chick by my work)

Haha that used to happen to me all the time...except in school.

Now I have really short hair so no more of that. :doh:

[SR240DET]

At least they don't tell you that you have a face for radio.

:keke: didnt think about it like that haha

[CrashQueen]

i was out at some art graffitti opening standing outside and minding my own business just drinking my beer. then suddenly someone comes up to me and stares at me straight into my eyes and goes, "you have a very beautiful face....do you model? can i draw you?"


I didn't know how to respond...lol i laughed nervously and walked away.

[Matej]

After class last year I had to get make-up work from my English teacher and as I'm talking to her she says that she likes my hair and asks if she can touch it. So I spend the longest minute of my life writing things down as she's playing with my hair haha.

[miravete]

haha...ppl got some funny sh*t for comps. lol

[pwr-adr]

Some girl once said I smelt great then hugged me and seriously wouldn't let go

Lol

She kept burying her face in my shirt and sniffin

don't wear axe then silly haha.

[womenbeshoppin]

Some girl once said I smelt great then hugged me and seriously wouldn't let go

Lol

She kept burying her face in my shirt and sniffin
same here, but my balls

[Firestorm]

After class last year I had to get make-up work from my English teacher and as I'm talking to her she says that she likes my hair and asks if she can touch it. So I spend the longest minute of my life writing things down as she's playing with my hair haha.

:ugh:

the weirdest compliments i get is either because of my (quote) feminine hands or my hair.

oh and my grandma said something disturbing last year as i was wearing a tux...something like "if i were 40 years younger i would hit on you"

:ughd:

[TheWolf]

"You have pretty eyelashes"

from my wife's boss...

[NervGS]

Many people like my car (Corolla GTS hatch), has levin front, lowered on demons, rollbar, and recaro reclinable, that's at least the stuff you can see immediately when you look at the car. I'm always getting thumbs up, people asking about it when I'm at a light/stopped, etc. I also have to yell at them over the sound of the car because it has an hole in the exhaust manifold somewhere. People ask if I have an misfiring system because of the constant pops and backfiring, and what exhaust I have (it's a piece of shit - under diff - stock muffler thing).

What these have no clue about it that this car is the biggest piece of shit I have ever owned (I've owned quite a few cars), but yet won't die on me despite what I have constantly thrown at it, and how I've driven it.

I also get lots of stares driving down the street, I suspect thats in a negative light. People that drive with me ask why everyone looks when we pass them; "they like the sound of the car silly."

Drifting yo, JDM nuts in your mouth.

-glenn

[TheTimanator]

Couple nights ago I was leaving a gig and saying my goodbyes and one of crew chicks (an extremely hot redheaded twin btw :naughtyd: ) gave me a hug. She said, "you smell good, did you just get out of the shower?" I had just been working 4 hard hours and my shirt had been drenched in sweat but was now dry. lol

[IIIXziuR]

^Thats that natural man smell--drives the babes WILD!

[kyoru]

some cougar said I looked like brad pitt, too bad I'm asian and look nothing like him. she was probably trying to get into my pants.

[just1pepsi]

^Thats that natural man smell--drives the babes WILD!

Word, if I dont take a shower for a few days, it drives the girlies wild.

[TheRonTom31]

I get a ton of awkward compliments:

"You have the cutest small little nipples"

"Your back is really sexy"

"I like the way you smell when your all sweaty"

:confused:

[exitspeed]

I get on a weakly basis about how young I look. And people always follow it up with some comment about how much I'll love it when I'm like 45.

[mRclARK1]

A girl told me once "You have cute scars"

:ugh: How are scars cute???

[TheRonTom31]

A girl told me once "You have cute scars"

:ugh: How are scars cute???


You know what I have these scars all over the top of my arms from changing the turbo on my old Audi and getting pissed of and cutting the shit out of my arms on the heat shield. The turbo wouldnt come of so I just started yanking on it and every time my arm moved the damn heatshield cut into me.

A girl saw them once cause they don't tan when my arms tan for the summer and was like "Your scars are hot":confused: :ugh: :loco:

[just1pepsi]

Yeah I've heard the scars one too.. also been told my "chin-hair" is hot.

[lil240sx95]

I get, you can make anything you wear and do look good! and I'm like uhh....

[luisgonz]

"You have pretty eyelashes"

from my wife's boss...

I get that one all the time, thats why I dont like to shave.

Well I just got a hair cut since like two months ago, I got one that really made me laugh. Lady tells me that Im have alot of Beauty, And ask me,"You must be gay." I laughed really hard and said No.

[steve shadows]

"You have pretty eyelashes"

from my wife's boss...

same here

it's like...yah? do eye?

[Future240]

^i've gotten the eyelash thing too a few times.

back when my hair was still long and permed, i was workin at BK, so old guy came through drive through and told me I looked like a pretty little girl. Sounds like an insult but he smiled and gave me a dollar. Also this gay guy once told me I had beautiful skin, it weirded me out to hear that from another guy.

[just1pepsi]

It was given as a compliment: You look like you just got out of Prison, fuck yeah! ... Um, thanks?

[OBEEWON]

I was in a club and a bad jawn grabbed my booty and wispered in my ear "you have a nice butt." I never knew women were into man booty??

[TheTimanator]

^Thats that natural man smell--drives the babes WILD!

hmmm, really? I should use that to my advantage :naughtyd: too bad i probably won't see her for another year...

[nismo-joe]

People just tell me they want to have a smoke when i smoke cause i look like im enjoyng myself soooooo much.lol

[spoolandslide]

a girl once told me i was the best rapist...

i didnt really expect a compliment...

[xblack240x]

Haha I get the "your scars are hot" compliment too. I have scars on my face from when a girl scratched me when I was in preschool.

Wierd :loco:

[imnotmatt1189]

a girl once told me i was the best rapist...

i didnt really expect a compliment...

what the...

joking...?

[spoolandslide]

what the...

joking...?

c'mon:bigok:

[kaotic]

"Wow! You really arnt photogenic..."

I've met a few girls before after meeting them on myspace... They all have pretty much said that in one way or another. For some reason 9/10 I dont look like myself in pictures of myself.... Weird, I know..

[Fries]

You have [a] very pretty eyelashes...eyes...nose.

The wierdest though, "Your penis is pretty." I said uh..what? and she followed up with "Well, like... it's not ugly like other guys'."

After she finished what she was doing, I left and never called that girl again. Too fuckin wierd, ya know?

[ESmorz]

You have [a] very pretty eyelashes...eyes...nose.

The wierdest though, "Your penis is pretty." I said uh..what? and she followed up with "Well, like... it's not ugly like other guys'."

After she finished what she was doing, I left and never called that girl again. Too fuckin wierd, ya know?

Duuuuuuude.

I swear to god.

1/3 girls says something along the lines of you have a nice/good looking/great dick

What kind of awkward shit is that to bring up in conversation? I usually respond with "you... have a great ass"?

:w00t:

[imnotmatt1189]

c'mon:bigok:

hahah yeah i know i was just messing. lol

[DRavenS13]

I've been told that I have nice feet. I had some dude harass me for pictures of my feet.

I was also told by some other dude that I look like an Armenian princess. I said, "uh, I'm Mexican..." and walked away.

I always get compliments about my hair.

[miravete]

i just got told recently...¨wow, size doesnt matter...¨

and im like...wtf?

i didnt know whether to cry, or be proud:ughd:

[MikeisNissan]

Today I've been called the most athletic pot head in the world.

[BustedS13]

"i like how your dick is forked like the devil's tongue"

"how did you get the balls on top, it's like a hat"

[TheWolf]

You have [a] very pretty eyelashes...eyes...nose.

The wierdest though, "Your penis is pretty." I said uh..what? and she followed up with "Well, like... it's not ugly like other guys'."

After she finished what she was doing, I left and never called that girl again. Too fuckin wierd, ya know?

Yeah... there's that... "Your shit tastes sooo good" at the end of giving me head.. which is like... um... thanks..

I've been told it tastes like cherry's.... cinnamon... liquid jelly beans.. applejacks

shit you not...

[flip3d]

Yeah... there's that... "Your shit tastes sooo good" at the end of giving me head.. which is like... um... thanks..

I've been told it tastes like cherry's.... cinnamon... liquid jelly beans.. applejacks

shit you not...


lol... what are you eating?

[ESmorz]

Yeah... there's that... "Your shit tastes sooo good" at the end of giving me head.. which is like... um... thanks..

I've been told it tastes like cherry's.... cinnamon... liquid jelly beans.. applejacks

shit you not...

I usually get.

"WHAT THE FUCK! WARN ME NEXT TIME!"

or

"It tastes like the ocean"

never got fruit loops

:angel:

[theicecreamdan]

If a girl is tasting your shit when you get head you might need to clean up more.