Shaq WTF Are You Thinking

[ClutchKick.N.dowNshifT]

So i was checking my email and found this on yahoo

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news;_ylt=Amh_4kja2hvk.J1MyH.wTSsazJV4?slug=ap-shaq-kobe-rap&prov=ap&type=lgns

Shaq gets slapped by sheriff for rap about Bryant

PHOENIX (AP)—Shaquille O’Neal (http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/players/847/;_ylt=Aj4vtbJT.I5yvF9PNQjunjiLvLYF) will lose his special deputy’s badge in Maricopa County because of language he used in a rap video that mocks former teammate Kobe Bryant (http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/players/3118/;_ylt=AsgqOlI8XHJ2lpUUP9DhM1WLvLYF).

Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio said the Phoenix Suns (http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/teams/pho/;_ylt=AmOVfSfhZoCAufn9gmGy29iLvLYF) center’s use of a racially derogatory word and other foul language left him no choice. Arpaio made Shaq a special deputy in 2006 and promoted him to colonel of his largely ceremonial posse later that year.
“I want his two badges back,” Arpaio told The Associated Press on Tuesday. “Because if any one of my deputies did something like this, they’re fired. I don’t condone this type of racial conduct.”

Shaq was seen in a video posted on the celebrity news and gossip Web site TMZ.com rapping that “Kobe couldn’t do without me.” O’Neal skewers the Lakers’ star, with whom he won three straight NBA titles from 2000-2002 while with Los Angeles, for not being able to win a championship without him.

“I was freestyling. That’s all. It was all done in fun. Nothing serious whatsoever,” O’Neal told ESPN.com Monday. A call to the Suns on Tuesday seeking comment from O’Neal was referred to his public relations firm, which didn’t immediately respond.

Arpaio, who describes himself as “America’s Toughest Sheriff” and is best known for feeding jail inmates green bologna, clothing them in pink underwear, and making them work on chain gangs, said he didn’t expect his actions would teach Shaq a lesson. But he hoped he learns that as a role model who wants to someday be a full-time sheriff, he needs to know his words matter.

“Maybe I’m old fashioned, but I don’t think that either conduct should be out there publicly, even if media wasn’t there,” Arpaio said.
O’Neal previously served as a reserve officer with the Miami Beach Police Department while playing for the Miami Heat (http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/teams/mia/;_ylt=AmXCsBcBWDb_FDVjip6MRoGLvLYF). He also volunteered with the Tempe Police Department after being traded to the Suns in February.
Hahaha can you imagine Shaq as a sheriff i don't even think he would fit in the cop car lol.:rofl:

[just1pepsi]

Arpaio is a hard-ass, I did not know he was still the sheriff down there. I agree with his take on it. They are only symbolic anyway.

[stiizy]

Fuck Shaq!!!!

He aint shit without Kobe!!

Why he gotta be so arrogant for like he's the best thing the NBA has ever had what a dick!!

[revat619]

Shaq's an idiot. I've never liked him as a person. And this coming from a die hard laker fan.

Shaq's never won a championship or been on a team without an ALL STAR guard.

Magic - Penny Hardaway

Lakers - Kobe Bryant, Eddie Jones, Nick Van Exel

Heat - Dwayne Wade

Suns - Steve Nash

Shaq hasnt proved shit. All he's proven is that he can (for a time) play with good people. Who cant do that? Get the fuck outta here with that noise.

[Phlip]

I'm with you, Jay, I honestly only somewhat cared for him when championships were being won. He was an accessory to the team I like getting where I wanted them to be.

[anthony240]

'Kobe, tell me how my ass tastes' hahahahaha!!!

[stiizy]

Shaq's an idiot. I've never liked him as a person. And this coming from a die hard laker fan.

Shaq's never won a championship or been on a team without an ALL STAR guard.

Magic - Penny Hardaway

Lakers - Kobe Bryant, Eddie Jones, Nick Van Exel

Heat - Dwayne Wade

Suns - Steve Nash

Shaq hasnt proved shit. All he's proved is that he can (for a time) play with good people. Who cant do that? Get the fuck outta here with that noise.

Damn never thought about that?? but now that i do your right he always hada supreme player to work with

[just1pepsi]

Yeah, hes just huge. that is it.

[Japan88]

On shaqs freestyle. why would he say "kobe tell me how my ass tastes"?
Stupid!
thats all,
thank you.

[HyperTek]

what racial slur did he say? did he say ninja?

mann

[just1pepsi]

of course, what other slur is really a "slur" anymore?

[stiizy]

what racial slur did he say? did he say ninja?

mann

Yea he said ninja a few times

[HyperTek]

hmmm even fat joe says ninja

[revat619]

jiggaboo. thats one.

lol j/k thats just always been my favorite because it sounds funny and makes absolutely no sense.

[aziankingz]

"Kobe, tell me how my ass tastes" - didnt know shaq rolled like that with kobe...

[just1pepsi]

Fat Joe isnt an honorary deputy or whatever.. although that would be funny.

[stiizy]

hmmm even fat joe says ninja

Yeah but up here everyone says it.. it's like how other people use dude we use ninja

[aziankingz]

lol seriously..ninja is used in brooklyn a lot too.. even the asians say ninja to the ninjas (not me..im not taht ghetto)

[revat619]

you guys are serious about this ninja thing?! thats just dumb. lol

I've never heard anybody use that in real life.

[vvtisupra]

Shaq's an idiot. I've never liked him as a person. And this coming from a die hard laker fan.

Shaq's never won a championship or been on a team without an ALL STAR guard.

Magic - Penny Hardaway

Lakers - Kobe Bryant, Eddie Jones, Nick Van Exel

Heat - Dwayne Wade

Suns - Steve Nash

Shaq hasnt proved shit. All he's proven is that he can (for a time) play with good people. Who cant do that? Get the fuck outta here with that noise.


As big of a lakers fan as I am. I'd have to say you can say the same thing for the same people. They haven;t won shit without shaq

[stiizy]

lol seriously..ninja is used in brooklyn a lot too.. even the asians say ninja to the ninjas (not me..im not taht ghetto)

Shit i've been around the ninja word since like 7th grade everyone over here uses it all races 90% of my boys are asian and they use it..

you guys are serious about this ninja thing?! thats just dumb. lol

I've never heard anybody use that in real life.

But it's used as ninja not ninjer you know what i mean not like in the racist way

[revat619]

As big of a lakers fan as I am. I'd have to say you can say the same thing for the same people. They haven;t won shit without shaq

true. but what irks me is how he takes all the credit. Like HE's the only reason they won. Those other guys (yes, even kobe) dont do that.

[jrbump]

Why does Shaq want to know what his own ass tatses like?

Taste Test or some shit?

[Rob's S14]

Yeah as much as I'd agree with you that D Wade carried Shaq to that title, he's still got scoreboard over Kobe plain and simple. And if Kobe does end up winning another ring it will be because Bynum came back and was very good, hence everyone else will say Kobe never won w/out a great big man.

I just wish I understood what he meant by tell me how my ass tastes...like really that was the best you could come up with. I know damn well he wasn't free styling. If you watch the video you can see the guy next to him singing along...that's not a freestyle.

[Japan88]

you guys are serious about this ninja thing?! thats just dumb. lol

I've never heard anybody use that in real life.

The word "ninja" has been around, for a good while.
I hear it every day.

[Phlip]

you guys are serious about this ninja thing?! thats just dumb. lol

I've never heard anybody use that in real life.
I have only recently noticed people using it as a means of not saying the other word.
Mostly on the interwebs though.

[steve shadows]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9iB08ajlT0

ninjas?

[Japan88]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9iB08ajlT0

ninjas?
That video always makes me lagh.

[LB.Motoring]

wait ninja? or N.... yeah......

[revat619]

All of these ninjas RULE!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_NQCTbvRnM

[Gnnr]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8j1N2ttUqk

Oohh please, I can't believe anyone takes this seriously. He was just having fun, Shaq is a big goof he's always making jokes. :rofl:

[ClutchKick.N.dowNshifT]

Shaq's an idiot. I've never liked him as a person. And this coming from a die hard laker fan.


Im with you on that one i'm a die hard laker fan too and i always hated Shaq that cocked eye 6 foot whatever

"Kobe, tell me how my ass tastes" - didnt know shaq rolled like that with kobe...

hahaha i thought you knew Shaq like his salad to get tossed

[MegasquirtCA]

http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff283/giniwheetlover/ninja-1.jpg


http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a338/tflock/lolcat-ninja-cat.jpg

[0100]

Go Celtics. Bwaahahahahaha damn fucking laker fans. You guys kill me.

[ALTRNTV]

Celtic fans also kill me, especially the ones which
just recently came out. ;)

Shaq's whatever to me. Grateful he HELPED get us
those 3 titles.

Here's my favorite Shaq diss:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKhP3PnB_xM

[aziankingz]

damn shaq is the new biggie? why is he rapping about being B-I-G with P-diddy?

[HyperTek]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8j1N2ttUqk

Oohh please, I can't believe anyone takes this seriously. He was just having fun, Shaq is a big goof he's always making jokes. :rofl:

i dont find that offensive at all... and it was during his off duty time wtf!!! that department can eat a kicd

[dynamicck]

How can a guy be so cocky when he cant even make a free throw.

[WangonwWarrior]

He makes the inmates wear pink underwear??? Whats wrong with that i wear pink boxers all the time cause pink is hottt....... oh shit...... their in jail:boink: i get it now

[Matej]

Stop making all these words offensive, now I can't even say ninja without being a racist.

[MikeisNissan]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f12/S14Kouki240sx/8c32_1.jpg(not mines)

[eastcoastS14]

haha imagine getting pulled over by shaq

[Edgar]

shaqfu is going to fuck you guys up keep talking that shit lol

[SimpleSexy180]

Oohh please, I can't believe anyone takes this seriously. He was just having fun, Shaq is a big goof he's always making jokes. :rofl:

Go Celtics. Bwaahahahahaha damn fucking laker fans. You guys kill me.

um, we just think its retarded. Real laker fans know that the shaq and kobe beef was never really OVER. It was just forgotten.

i love this clip though..

http://youtube.com/watch?v=BKqTBKXJQkY

[Ricks15]

I think ever since Shaq filmed "Kazam" well need I say anymore:bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl:

[Gnnr]

um, we just think its retarded. Real laker fans know that the shaq and kobe beef was never really OVER. It was just forgotten.

i love this clip though..

http://youtube.com/watch?v=BKqTBKXJQkY

Haha, I love Kobe's facial expression...he's like Hooooooooollll up! lol

[CrashQueen]

hahah oh Shaq.... not only do you FAIL at freestyling but FAIL at acting too.


http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000068QPU.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

[vvtisupra]

need i remind us all shaq makes more in 6 months than most of us in our life times. I don't think he failed

[stiizy]

need i remind us all shaq makes more in 6 months than most of us in our life times. I don't think he failed

he can make bill gates money he still ass at rapping and acting.. and free throws hahaha....

[CrashQueen]

^^^ exactly. lol

[all show no go]

hahah oh Shaq.... not only do you FAIL at freestyling but FAIL at acting too.


http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000068QPU.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg


Thank you for making my day! :kiss: oh man i remember that movie..





and how much it stinks! ha!

[LB.Motoring]

Everyone does stupid shit when they are drunk... what do you expect?