The answers to all questions...

[soon2bs13]

ask a question, get an answer...

you may not like what you see...

http://www.stumpedia.com/instantanswers.html

[adictd2b00st]

lol

"why is it so humid out? "

"jews"

"are they also responsible for allergies?"

"no"

"who is?"

"nazi's"

haha who comes up with this stuff?

*incase your wondering my question wasn't completely random, i'm sitting here getting my ass kicked by allergies this week!*

[soon2bs13]

thats messed up! lmao.

my first person was pretty smart.

[TiNMAN]

You asked:
how much are slurpees?
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The other user says:
over 9000 dollars
You say:
du ma you suck

[soon2bs13]

some of the people i got were helpful. told me all about an AK47.

[iwishiwas-all*]

ou asked:
who is your daddy and what does he do?
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The other user says:
My dad is a mothafuckin pimp!

[Jimmy Up]

IT WORKS!!!!!!!!!

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You asked:
what killed street racing?
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Connected in chat session (5 seconds).
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The other user says:
fast and the furious
You say:
HAHAHAHAHAHA

[soon2bs13]

lmao...

that is true!

[iHeartTheTouge]

i downloaded the plug in the answer questions, this is what i got




21:53:34

My 14 year old daughter wants to get her little hot pocket peirced. Should I let her? file:///C:/Program%20Files/Muchobene/images/blank.gif


21:53:38

Do it


file:///C:/Program%20Files/Muchobene/images/blank.gif


21:54:01

Her friend has it done and it looks sexy


file:///C:/Program%20Files/Muchobene/images/blank.gif


21:54:19

more reason








thats what I'm thinking. I just tought her how to shave her snatch, so this would be a good next step

[unwed_transient]

all i got for answers were:

chuck norris


bunch of btards

[silviaguy240]

oooooo i broke it!

i asked

"what is the meaning of life?"

my response after like 5 minutes

"Either nobody in the Stumpedia network is available or no one chooses to answer your question. Do you want to send your question to other users outside the Stumpedia network?"

[iHeartTheTouge]

i love this thing a lot

You asked:
i need an adult! i need an adult!

The other user says:
GIVE ME THAT HAM

He/she says:
OH HA ITS JUST A FAT KID
He/she says:
hey fatty

[silviaguy240]

lol, i love people up on internet shit

me
what happens when you divide by zero?
them
22:06:10 You cannot divide by zero.
them
22:06:17 no vortexes or anything.

[Jimmy Up]

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You asked:
Whats the best clothing for drifters?
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Connected in chat session (4 seconds).
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The other user says:
Sean John
You say:
hahaha-fag
The other user says:
go back to NICO


LMAO- this shit is great

[soon2bs13]

great!

this is really fun.

[iHeartTheTouge]

just had me first serious convo with someone asking about apex seals, that was cool. this thing made my day

[MikeisNissan]

You asked:
When I get stuck in a top mount position how do I get out?
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Connected in chat session (39 seconds).
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The other user says:
Define top mount
You say:
a high guard
He/she says:
I cannot tell you this
You say:
My cat wants to kill himself, what should I do?
He/she says:
How do you know?
You say:
He wrote it on paper.
He/she says:
with a pen or pencil?
You say:
marker
He/she says:
that sounds serious
You say:
I took it very serious.
You say:
He seems very unhappy.
He/she says:
do you spend enough time with him
You say:
I spend half of my days with him.
You say:
He is very old.
He/she says:
How do you suppose he would be able to kill himself
You say:
He stated that he would one day be found hung by his neck.
He/she says:
You don't giggle when you think of a cat's paws trying to tie a noose?
You say:
I actually though it was a joke and was laughing quite hard, until I saw his face and could tell he was very serious..
You say:
I killed my sister chiuahaha (sp?) what should I do?
He/she says:
Your sister is(was) a chiuahuah?
You say:
sisters**
You say:
I'm sorry
He/she says:
ok, that's an entirely different problem then
You say:
Yes I stuck him in the oven and baked him for 30 mins.
You say:
I'm afraid to turn myself in.
You say:
What should I do?
He/she says:
does she know yet
You say:
No
You say:
I prepared him as dinner.
You say:
I hope when she gets home she will like what I have served for them.
He/she says:
Say he ran away
He/she says:
into the oven
You say:
Great idea.
He/she says:
I'm here to help
You say:
Thank you.
You say:
I saw the Incredible Hulk today, what will happen as him and Iron man team up with the Avengers?

[S14DB]

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You asked:
Where can I buy OEM Volkswagen parts online? Like a Dealers Parts counter that I can Price and order online.
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Connected in chat session (4 seconds).
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The other user says:
google that shit man
You say:
I have been, get aftermarket parts places not OEM
You say:
even when I type OEM
He/she says:
wtf thats ghey

[touge monster]

LOL that was great!

[S14DB]

I am tempted to install the plugin to answer questions, but I dunno if it would take to much of my time.

[soon2bs13]

do it, maybe you could help me.

lol

[iHeartTheTouge]

takes 10sec's to download and install, do it

[Somnambulist]

Dangit...

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You asked:
Why do fat guys that drive Mustangs from Middletown like to sandbag?
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Connected in chat session (15 seconds).
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The other user says:
wtf is sandbag
You say:
In a race...
He/she says:
idk
He/she says:
fuckoff
He/she says:
man
You say:
Dangit...
He/she says:
u queer
He/she says:
ass
He/she says:
bitch
You say:
lawl.
He/she says:
fucker
He/she says:
otftw

[TiNMAN]

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You asked:
how do i know if im still a virgin?
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Connected in chat session (6 seconds).
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You say:
im worried
The other user says:
have you had sex?
You say:
im not sure
You say:
does buttseks count?
He/she says:
no
You say:
so im still a virgin? i can keep stickin it in the butt and be a virgin for life?
He/she says:
yep

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hella weak.

[touge monster]

what do you drive?
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Connected in chat session (8 seconds).
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The other user says:
1964 Vespa 125special
You say:
that is pimp
You say:
what color is it?
He/she says:
scarlette
You say:
red?
You say:
oh..
He/she says:
haha
He/she says:
yeah red
You say:
I have a red one at home
He/she says:
no way?!
You say:
yeah
He/she says:
do you have all the lights and mirrors?
He/she says:
I have a chrome frame that holds five lights...saving up for some more mirrors
He/she says:
I only have two...I want six
You say:
oh shit
You say:
ballin
He/she says:
I cant believe you drive a Vespa too?!
You say:
like omg
He/she says:
yeah yeah
He/she says:
you British?!
You say:
no, Im from USA
He/she says:
ah nice to see a mod following in the US...
You say:
You know I'm just kidding right? not to let you down or anything..

hahA i like how he was serious

[lflkajfj12123]

You asked:
should i kill my mother

The other user says:
no, rape mother, eat mother

You say:
i was thinking eat mother and then rape

He/she says:
rape first, then cook & eat

You say:
what should i season her with

He/she says:
salt and pepper, idk damnit watch the damn cooking channel you zombie

[S14DB]

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Question from a page titled :
Stumpedia - Instant Answers
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00:16:50
what is pinoy pride?
00:17:47
Proud to be a Philipino
00:18:08
Filipino
00:18:11
nice
00:18:14
wats better
00:18:16
a ka or an sr
00:18:46
SR it's betah 4 teh dritahing yo1
00:18:57
fasho
00:19:02
wat about ls1?
00:19:42
Naw dats 4 teh 1320
00:19:56
wats 1320?
00:20:17
Teh drag racing yo
00:20:25
oh
00:20:39
1320ft in a 1/4th mile
00:21:12
but its a cast aluminum block
00:21:13
its lighter
00:21:32
then what?
00:21:49
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00:29:07
mccain or obama?????
00:29:11
For what?
00:29:17
for giving head
00:29:39
mccain
00:29:42
more gum
00:30:01
alright
00:30:03
sweet
00:30:36
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00:29:23
What is the best and safest way to shave the male scrotum?
00:29:30
wax
00:30:12
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[touge monster]

Good stuff man, thanks for sharing!

[chitownguy]

HAHAHAHAHA This rocks

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You asked:
What is an L28ET and what car was it in?
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Connected in chat session (26 seconds).
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The other user says:
its a light 28 ether transmission
You say:
haha no wrong!
He/she says:
it was in the ferarri e250
He/she says:
no im right trust me
You say:
nope you fail
He/she says:
suck my cock bitch i'll bribe fazle for you IP
You say:
LOL <3
He/she says:
lulz

[touge monster]

You say:
are you on zilvia?
He/she says:
was on zilvia
He/she says:
I got banned or supposed racism
You say:
lmao
You say:
fsho
He/she says:
You from zilvia?
You say:
yeah
He/she says:
Tell ThatGuy I said you suck!
You say:
lol
He/she says:
for real though

LOL

[iHeartTheTouge]

He/she says:
suck my cock bitch i'll bribe fazle for you IP
lulz

i got that before, who the hell is fazle? didnt see the name anywhere on the site. btw, just ran into someone from zilvia on this thing, was wondering when i would.

[Somnambulist]

i got that before, who the hell is fazle? didnt see the name anywhere on the site. btw, just ran into someone from zilvia on this thing, was wondering when i would.

Short convo?
"Are you on zilvia?"
"Yes"
End?

[iHeartTheTouge]

haha almost, went from

'why does my steering wheel shake when i hit the brakes?'
to
'what car do you drive?'
to
'zilvia?'
'yes'
'cool'

[mRclARK1]

Answering them is fun. :wiggle: haha

[CrashQueen]

AHAHAHAHA


You asked:
why do asian guys have such tiny penises?
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The other user says:
They're bred to be smart, not well-endowed
He/she says:
You can only have one or the other, my friend



AND THE OTHER:

You asked:
why do asian guys have such tiny penises?
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The other user says:
because Asian women have tiny vaginas. Why do you think black men have such large penisis?

[blasting_speed]

This is wicked awesome. I can be here all night with this shit. ahahahahah

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You asked:
if chuck norris fought the hulk, who would win???
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Connected in chat session (7 seconds).
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The other user says:
chuck norris of course
You say:
chuck norris or superman?
He/she says:
chuck norris
You say:
chuck norris or jesus?
He/she says:
chuck norris is jesus
You say:
handled you are a genius LOL

[CrashQueen]

:rofl:

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You asked:
who wants to have sex?
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Connected in chat session (6 seconds).
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The other user says:
virgins mostly
You say:
if that's true then why haven't i screwed a virgin yet?
He/she says:
ur not trying hard enough
You say:
where do virgins hide?
He/she says:
behing 6 layers of fat mainly
You say:
hahahaha
You say:
you win.

[gabe30]

this is the best thing since the power rangers

[ESmorz]

People could write sitcoms around the gold I'm slingin them.

I asked the question...

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You asked:
why do my balls hurt when they get sucked?
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Connected in chat session (7 seconds).
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The other user says:
you're not doing it right
You say:
im not the one doing it
He/she says:
then you're a virg
You say:
you suck
You say:
at this
He/she says:
unless you're gettin blue balls
He/she says:
your balls shouldn't hurt
You say:
Im gonna call bruce willis and see if he wants to do a prequel to diehard
He/she says:
unless she isn't sucking your dick, just straight sucking on your nuts
You say:
called "Fail-Hard: The true life story of that guy who answers questions on the net"
He/she says:
pulling that card eh
He/she says:
must be a /b
You say:
a what?
He/she says:
haha
He/she says:
hahah
He/she says:
hahahaahahahaa
He/she says:
4chan.org
He/she says:
go
He/she says:
now
You say:
isnt that for those anon fags
You say:
and asians?
He/she says:
perhaps
He/she says:
but its also how the internet continues to happen
You say:
well I love scientology
You say:
tom cruise
You say:
and hate the damn asians
You say:
even though they make good cars
He/she says:
but surely you can't asian females
You say:
I only like the cars
You say:
the girls have hairy vags
He/she says:
thats not true
He/she says:
my gf shaves
He/she says:
not well
He/she says:
but she shaves
You say:
tell her to spend the money and get a wax
You say:
but I heard asians are allergic to wax
You say:
sooo
He/she says:
hell, i'd spend the money
He/she says:
she's just a prude
You say:
she might lose her body
He/she says:
LAWL
You say:
do you drive a 240sx?
He/she says:
a jeep
He/she says:
but close
You say:
jeep
You say:
what the fuck are you?
You say:
... a mailman
You say:
is it at least rhd so its jdm tyte?
You say:
?
You say:
?
You say:
?
You say:
?
He/she says:
what
He/she says:
you lose
He/she says:
jeep=mans car
You say:
maybe if by man
You say:
you mean vagina having mailman
You say:
yeah
He/she says:
you probably drive a ford don't you
He/she says:
or no car
He/she says:
/b?
You say:
I drive a 93 240sx coupe
He/she says:
ha
He/she says:
i have a jeep grand cherokee
He/she says:
i obviously get 7x more vagina than you do
He/she says:
thats a fact
He/she says:
basically science
You say:
actually girls love my car...
You say:
because it looks brand new sounds pretty
You say:
and scars the shit out of em
You say:
lol
He/she says:
brand new
He/she says:
its a 93
He/she says:
you lose
You say:
LOOKS BRAND NEW
You say:
of course it isnt
He/she says:
dno't kid yourself
You say:
my last gf got off on dangerous driving
He/she says:
thats sad
You say:
shit was whack
He/she says:
are you 30?
You say:
just turned 18 like 6 days ago
He/she says:
oh
He/she says:
so you're delirious
He/she says:
or the girl's you have in your car are dumb as rocks
You say:
well
You say:
she did a ride along
You say:
and was moaning
You say:
I didnt know how to take that
He/she says:
sure she did
He/she says:
every girl moans
He/she says:
in a 93
He/she says:
parents bought it for you?
He/she says:
dude heres the deal
He/she says:
every guy thinks he's hot shit in any car
You say:
my cars a bucket
He/she says:
i thought i was hot shit in a 90'
You say:
but girls seem to like it
He/she says:
i wasn't
You say:
for unknown reasons
He/she says:
MAYBE to a freshmen
You say:
sophmores son
You say:
sophmores
You say:
^_^
He/she says:
fail
He/she says:
no
You say:
well they arent legal anymore
He/she says:
sophomores?
He/she says:
go back to high schoo;
He/she says:
l
He/she says:
sophomores=16
You say:
I just graduated like 9 days ago
You say:
Id rather not
He/she says:
THEY
He/she says:
'RE
He/she says:
STILL
He/she says:
ILLEGAL
He/she says:
goddamn
You say:
I know but when I was under 18
You say:
they were technically LEGAL
You say:
god damn

[Lurpin]

this is really entertaining.

[eastcoastS14]

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You asked:
you know when you touch a womens breasts and they feel like bags of sand?
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Connected in chat session (85 seconds).
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The other user says:
dude, your touching some sick ass chicks if thats happening...
You say:
they are heavy like kasaba melons and sometimes when shes on top I almost black out...what should I do?
He/she says:
Punch her in the face
You say:
yeah she likes that shit tho.....i was thinking cunt punt....is that illegal tho?
He/she says:
nope
You say:
awsome better start stretchin the hamstrings then
He/she says:
yup, just make sure you get a full on swing...

[S14DB]

You should have told him jeeps get shitty gas millage and you can ford good trim with the 4cyl mpg.

[drift925]

Me: How can I hack your computer?

it: Like they do in the movies. Just click a few buttons, talk about how you can get past the encrypted mainframe, click a few more buttons, wipe the sweat from your brow while looking puzzled, then authoritativley press a few more buttons and say "We're in"

Me: ASL?

him: 22 / m / ontario

[jilo]

i was harassing some kid from england for a while. this is a great site for bored people.

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You asked:
why is jeff crazy in th ehead
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Connected in chat session (4 seconds).
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The other user says:
because jeff takes too mny drugs
You say:
tooo right
You say:
what can i do for boredom right now, jeff is lazy
He/she says:
suck me off
You say:
not really a great idea
He/she says:
best idea i had all day
You say:
pretty bad day
He/she says:
its been slow
You say:
what state are you in?
He/she says:
the state of ENgland
You say:
ah that explains it
He/she says:
shut your whore mouth
You say:
lol
He/she says:
and suck my dick
You say:
wassa matter you angry?
He/she says:
no im bored
You say:
gotcha
He/she says:
its saturday
He/she says:
and im sober
You say:
yes
He/she says:
:(
You say:
me B===D - - :( you
You say:
everybody loves bad ascii drawings
He/she says:
stop talking gook
You say:
why
You say:
im not a gook,
He/she says:
yes
You say:
why are you so angry? youre country has bad oral hygene?
You say:
or a bad addiction to heroin and tea?
He/she says:
and your country has the fattest people in the world
He/she says:
fatty
You say:
true
You say:
im not a fan of painted on jeans though
You say:
and 80's hair styles
He/she says:
i havnt seen either for quite some time
You say:
are you sure you arent in ireland and got too drunk?
You say:
too much haggis?
He/she says:
thats scottish
You say:
how would you know if you werent actually there?
He/she says:
because i have another house in scotland
You say:
the truth comes out
You say:
do you know groundskeeper willy?
He/she says:
yeah i pay him to cut my lawn
You say:
hes from around that way
You say:
so i take it you like answering questions?
He/she says:
actually i forgot this was turned on
You say:
oh i see, half assing it huh?
He/she says:
yeah pretty much

[kahlistrophic]

Me, answering Me in Red, him/her in black

You are connected to another user!

00:48:04
What happens when you get scared half-to-death twice?

00:48:18
death gets pissed and bloclks his number

00:48:23
true story

00:48:42
If you run backwards will you gain weight?

00:48:58
no you just trip and look like an idiot

00:49:08
and i guess stars die or something i dunno..

00:49:15
How can a house burn up when it burns down?

00:49:41
because you were drunk when you lit the fire and now you fell on your head trying to run backwards

00:49:47
If a word in a dictionary is misspelled, how would you know?

00:49:54
i know

00:49:56
i always know

00:50:03
Why is the alphabet in that order?

00:50:11
who said it is?

00:50:16
that guy?

00:50:18
hes dumb

00:50:21
dumb alphabet guy

00:50:25
Why are they called stands when there made for sitting?

00:50:39
stands have gum on them...ewwwww

00:50:47
When cheese gets its picture taken what does it say?

00:50:54
its cheese

00:50:55
it spoils

00:51:09
why are you taking pictures of cheese?

00:51:16
then we sould say human

00:51:39
ok... you tell yourself that

00:51:42
why arnt you?

00:52:19
my camera broken....that one time i got drunk and lit my house on fire because death wouldnt accept my calls anymore...i broke it out of rage

00:52:22
:(

00:52:26
If work is so terrific how come they have to pay you to do it?

00:53:01
hey whats better than paying an idiot to make more money for you

00:53:04
pssshhh...a job

00:53:12
Is it possible to have a civil-war?

00:53:13
blasphemy

00:53:31
of course it is..look in the dictionary under c and w..paste em together

00:53:48
Why do you press harder on the remote-control when you know the battery is dead?

00:54:02
because it likes it when i get rough

00:54:10
oh yeah baby

00:54:13
If its zero degrees tonight, and tomorrow its meant to be twice as cold, how cold will it be?

00:54:26
f*ckin cold

00:54:31
Why is abbreviated such a long word?

00:54:46
w.i.a.s.a.l.w?

00:54:53
Why are buildings called buildings when there finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?

00:55:11
im homeless...i dunno

00:55:20
so when i put my box up its a built

00:55:22
weird

00:55:46
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

00:55:54
i do it all the time

00:55:59
i gots nuudez

00:56:13
Who's cruel idea was it to put a 'S' in 'lisp'?

00:56:25
mine...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

00:56:34
how do you think i know the dict is right?

00:57:01
i don't

00:57:05
Do you find it unnerving that what doctors do is called 'practice'?

00:57:18
not really

00:57:21
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

00:57:31
ewwww...dirty death needles

00:58:15
Why is it that when you tell a man there are 400 billion stars he will believe you, but when you tell him there's wet paint he has to touch it?

00:58:30
because science is a religion..

00:58:32
true story

00:58:42
Do you need a silencer when you shoot a mime?

00:59:01
yeah...unless you wanna get but rapped in prison for killing a mime

00:59:09
Why do they announce power shortages on TV?

00:59:36
would you rather them come knocking on your door at 3 am to tell you your powers about to go out

00:59:43
If the #2 pencil the most popular, why is it still #2?

00:59:48
Do tea makers have coffee breaks?

00:59:54
because its the sh*t

00:59:58
yup

01:00:01
union rules

01:00:27
If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?

01:00:41
failed...hard

01:00:50
there is no win


01:01:27
If physics can predict lottery numbers, why are they still working?

01:01:42
physics doesnt predict lottery numbers, math does

01:02:12
If you run backwards will you gain weight?

01:02:19
asked me that already

01:02:24
PPWWNNNEEDDDD!!!


If you run backwards will you gain weight?

01:03:00
i know just jogging your mind

01:03:12
nothing...just a headache from that backwards face plant

01:03:12
Can a blind person feel blue?

01:03:26
yup..this one time at band camp..

01:03:28
yeah but it looked cool

01:03:47
there was this guy who got frostbite right..

01:03:56
and this blind girl in E cabin

01:04:09
well...heh..heh...what a summer that was

01:04:23
you fuck a blind chick

01:04:28
thats fucked up

01:04:32
dude

01:04:48
im sure they get horny too

01:04:56
the junks still operational in the dark

01:05:26
but their eye are scary

01:05:46
how many blind people have you seen??

01:05:55
2.5

01:06:09
o see

01:06:13
well

01:06:22
im not hittin the eyes so...

01:06:38
what if the light came on

01:06:54
dude...who said anything about the dark

01:07:06
you did

01:07:12
that is true

01:07:16
but i am drunk..

01:07:22
and my house just burnt down

01:07:29
gimme abreak

01:08:07
hey

01:08:11
internets ftw

[lolatclint]

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You asked:
why do u have a small penis and no life answering random peoples questions?
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The other user says:
why do you have small penis and no life having enough time to actually ask that
You say:
cool
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so answer my question
You say:
scared or what
You say:
needle dick
He/she says:
scared of what you fucking idiot?
He/she says:
are you going to jump through my computer screen?
You say:
of answering my question
You say:
pussy or what?
He/she says:
there is no fucking answer you jackass
You say:
ya there is
You say:
tell me
He/she says:
why do you have a small penis and have no life so sit here and ask questions
You say:
i thought im askin the questions and your answering
You say:
owned bitch
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lulz.
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bill clinton is soo slick

[soon2bs13]

haha, some of the questions you guys ask are f'in great.

[skylindrftr]

I asked a guy what material rwd redtop sr20det pistons were made out of, he said cast aluminum, is this right?

[womenbeshoppin]

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why do my balls smell like ham?
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The other user says:
have u been rubbing ham on them?
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Maybe......

[Kwonza Says]

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How did drifting get ruined
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It was ruined from the beggining :P
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no srsly. Tokyo Drift ...

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do I have herpes on my penis
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probably.
He/she says:
did you pop the blisters on a public toilet seat?
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well I work at mcdonalds, so I did it in the fries
He/she says:
my nga

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[TheSquidd]

He/she says:
I got banned or supposed racism
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