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DataXUnknown
06-09-2008, 11:34 PM
Sooooo some one put dog shit all over my drivers side door, in the lock and under the handle. Smeared it all around the door to.

The car was in my school auto shop. The school auto shop has cameras. I am checking these cameras tommorow with the punishment counsler or whatever I don't know what the hell he is.

Soooooo once I find this little prick, I'm going to shove my poo up his nose and make him drink it through a straw.



Needed to share this lovely story with some one, so I picked zilvia. I will post pictures of this pooey mess tommorow.

JRas
06-09-2008, 11:37 PM
videos of prick or fail

lolatclint
06-09-2008, 11:39 PM
kill them. and thats very unsanitary. LOL

Slammed Assassin
06-09-2008, 11:42 PM
u should find that guy and put poo in his mouth and tape his mouth shut with duct tape..

FaLKoN240
06-10-2008, 01:25 AM
Don't do anything when you find out who it is, then about 3 months from now... put burning bags of dog poo all around his house.

infinitexsound
06-10-2008, 02:00 AM
you touched the door handle and found out this way huh? some straight edge wanna be did that to me.. after i cussed him and his friends out for being fake...
anyways dont do nothing back its not even worth it... theyre just cowards..

Lurpin
06-10-2008, 02:07 AM
I would wait until you graduate. Then sometime this summer you, and your friends should go out for some midnight fun. Dump a whole trash can full of poo on his car.

ellisonrox
06-10-2008, 03:26 AM
Think of the logistics of saving that much poop.

I think it's more punishment for you than for him.

This is almost more OT, so maybe ask a mod to move this.

ESmorz
06-10-2008, 03:35 AM
Aaaaaaand...That is why I never brought my car to auto.

It's a well known fact your shits gonna get messed with.

DJDANGER24
06-10-2008, 04:05 AM
damn, i'd be real pist if that happened to my car. i'd make 'em pay for a new paintjob

origin_s135
06-10-2008, 09:48 AM
beat the shit out of him/them/ or whoever the fuck. that shit is FOUL. you check the video out yet?

steve shadows
06-10-2008, 09:49 AM
not to be a dick but this would probably be better placed in Off Topic

Akiros
06-10-2008, 09:53 AM
should have been titled "how does poo affect your paintjob" then it would be alright, hahaha. sucks though. I peed on someone's car when I was 13, so we are practically on the same page. Get the kiddo that did it, throw doodoo at him

exitspeed
06-10-2008, 09:55 AM
not to be a dick but this would probably be better placed in Off Topic

No it would be perfectly fine to be a dick.

I'll move.

stiizy
06-10-2008, 09:58 AM
Damn thats gross someone would be getting their ass kicked if it were me..

Mi Beardo es Loco
06-10-2008, 10:15 AM
poo will give you pink eye

just1pepsi
06-10-2008, 10:15 AM
damn. you know someone knows who did that, stupid kids cant ever keep their mouths shut. find out who it is and regulate. as far as your paint.. nothing some soap and water wont fix.

touge monster
06-10-2008, 10:54 AM
poo will give you pink eye

"I farted on Jason's pillow, he farted on Jonah's, thinking it was mine, and eventually pinkeye-d my pillow. I'm not proud of any of this" LOL

anywho.. you should wait till after graduation.

240drifter1
06-10-2008, 10:57 AM
lmfao at the comments in this thread.


Sucks man. I would have went crazy if I touched dog shit that someone put there.

enkei2k
06-10-2008, 11:56 AM
damn that sucks. reading it instantly reminded me of 2 girls 1 cup.. maybe that'll give you ideas on revenge.

240drifter1
06-10-2008, 01:36 PM
damn that sucks. reading it instantly reminded me of 2 girls 1 cup.. maybe that'll give you ideas on revenge.

Take a shit in the other dudes mouth ?

ZX88
06-10-2008, 01:38 PM
sue the prick you could have gotten pink eye!!!!

LeftNutOfGowd
06-10-2008, 01:45 PM
"I farted on Jason's pillow, he farted on Jonah's, thinking it was mine, and eventually pinkeye-d my pillow. I'm not proud of any of this" LOL

anywho.. you should wait till after graduation.

But you have to do it BARE ASS

MikeisNissan
06-10-2008, 01:53 PM
Fuck the haters! They can all eat a dick!

Jimmy Up
06-10-2008, 02:21 PM
Don't do anything when you find out who it is, then about 3 months from now... put burning bags of dog poo all around his house.

Fixed, get that video- or at least a video of what you do to him

DataXUnknown
06-10-2008, 07:28 PM
lol at all the comments. thanks for moving. and steve i would never think you are a dick because you tuned my buddies car so fucking well.

i asked to see the camera today, and the counsler told me that HE will look at them. so far he has not contacted me so im goin' back tommorow to check up on it. tommorow of course is the final day. I graduate at 4pm. apparently there was some graffiti done over the weekend as well, he mentioned it would most likely be related and it is probably just immature people that i dont even know.

as for the pictures, well im waiting for my girlfriend to upload the pictures because i took them from her camera.

justaKAiswear
06-10-2008, 08:16 PM
Don't do anything when you find out who it is, then about 3 months from now... put burning bags of dog poo all around his house.



I say just burn his house down.

murda-c
06-10-2008, 08:23 PM
Newspaper twin, around his balls, tied to a tree, then sic a dog on him.

Or jam toothpicks under his fingernails.

Just kidding that's fucked up.

Make him eat his parents in chili or something

azndoc
06-10-2008, 08:31 PM
Fuck I miss HS.

That's all