Im Willing To Sell You My....

[LeftNutOfGowd]

Hahaha this kid really wants a xbox 360 or ps3 lol so someone help him out. :loco:

http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/bar/698432885.html

and for the people who are lazy to hit the link here's what it says...


I am looking to trade my human soul for your xbox 360 or ps3 (Orange, CA)

Reply to: [email protected] ([email protected]?subject=I%20am%20looking% 20to%20trade%20my%20human%20soul%20for%20your%20xb ox%20360%20or%20ps3%20(Orange,%20CA))
Date: 2008-05-28, 11:02AM PDT


I am ready and willing to trade you a certified certificate stating "I (your name here) hereby own (my name here)'s soul." I will then sign it by pricking my finger with blood, therefore making this certificate authentic. I was originally going to sell my soul on ebay, but I would rather deal locally. If you do not have a xbox 360 or a ps3, I am willing to accept other offers. Let me know, thanks.


-Michael

[ThatGuy]

COMPLETELY FUCKING STUPID

[YoungGun]

Wait until his parents find out.

[fliprayzin240sx]

Did the devil take him up on the offer yet???

[ByeByeSti]

i would love to put my foot knee deep in this kids ass for being so retarded...

[lolatclint]

someone should set a meet place and say your down to give a ps3 and 360. then tell everyone what time and where and we should all kick the shit out of him

[blackrms13]

watch too much simpsons?

[allntrlundrgrnd]

oh craigslist

[BustedS13]

why do you guys want to beat up a kid for selling something that doesn't exist? great way to get money out of somebody who still believes in santa claus or the tooth fairy

plus you could do it over and over.

i think i just found how i'm going to rack up my day trading 25k

[Andrew Bohan]

if someone takes him up on his offer, who's the stupid one now?

[Phlip]

Does the deal still count when the XBox gets the inevitable red light of death?

[SW20Racer]

Does the deal still count when the XBox gets the inevitable red light of death?

yes. his contract simply states you own his soul. it doesnt say why.

i might see if he wants an oldskool gameboy pocket....

[Howard92884]

I thought this was already done on ebay years ago.

[SW20Racer]

I thought this was already done on ebay years ago.

yeah, for CASH. this dude wants a game system, or whatever else you got apparently...

[Matej]

Someone should tell him about this website, people have gotten over 10K$.
http://www.wewantyoursoul.com

[kyoru]

so if I were to own his soul wouldn't I own everything he owns? Therefore I'll take the xbox or ps3 back.

[Tops*]

So...

What does selling your soul mean?

You go to hell when you die?

Is that it?

EDIT: I think I figured it out. Everyone technically only has one soul, right? What if I sell my soul 2+ times? All my soul sales would be invalid, yes? Do I win?

[BustedS13]

So...

What does selling your soul mean?

You go to hell when you die?

Is that it?

EDIT: I think I figured it out. Everyone technically only has one soul, right? What if I sell my soul 2+ times? All my soul sales would be invalid, yes? Do I win?

no, i read harry potter. you'd have soul shards and you're going to have to recollect them to come back to life. it's a whole big thing.

[womenbeshoppin]

does he have a hot sister?

[Helghast]

If he sells his soul, the automatic doors to stores won't open.

[allntrlundrgrnd]

well if hes a ginger kid then he doesnt have one to begin with, right?

so if someone gives him anything they wont get shit.



this thread is rediculous lol

[eastcoastS14]

lol you gotta think tho....who is really retarded? the kid or some total wierdo who would buy it...I give the kid props for trying cause with so many freaks out there today you never know

just think if you made the ad then someone really went through with it....now you just traded some freak a piece of paper with your blood on it and got a free xbox out of the deal...

[yudalicious]

Did the devil take him up on the offer yet???

exactly. you can probably get a way cooler deal than just an xbox if you deal w/ the baller.

[The_Reaper]

ppl are retarded

[98s14inaz]

http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/userpics/10071/normal_picard-no-facepalm.jpg

Wow, that kid needs to be held underwater or something.

[Bubbles]

I'd do the same but I sold my soul for rock & roll years ago.

[unwed_transient]

the real money's in lending.

[Helghast]

No, in Copper.
Haven't you heard?

[S13_Nightkid]

i gotta read the fine print.

[BrokenWhite240]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a7/evoscort20/shangtsung.jpg

YOUR SOUL IS MINEEE!!!

[an_orange_s2k]

wow im speechless, some kids are really dumb

[Helghast]

No, he's smart.
He gets a console for N O T H i N G.

[MikeisNissan]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a7/evoscort20/shangtsung.jpg

YOUR SOUL IS MINEEE!!!

hahahahahahahah

[MikeisNissan]

but yeah this thread reminds me of the one Simpsons episode where Bart sells his soul to Millhouse for $5.00.
http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f12/S14Kouki240sx/800px-Bart_Sells_His_Soul.png

[gunmetalr32]

hahahahaha........ what an idiot

[dert420sx]

but yeah this thread reminds me of the one Simpsons episode where Bart sells his soul to Millhouse for $5.00.
http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f12/S14Kouki240sx/800px-Bart_Sells_His_Soul.png


damn, beat me to it! haha...

[IStop4NoMan]

This week on CNN, price of souls plummet. find out what yours is worth.